If you had your choice, how would you like to die?

[Ran]

The question comes from a thread at another forum that yielded some "interesting" replies. If you were able to dictate how you were going to die, whether it be now or later, how would you like it go? A slow, painless death in your sleep after long-lived existence? A twisted car crash in the mountains? Or is it something more obscure like being taken away by a serial killer?

Anything goes so humor my curiousity. :)

[blackmaro99]

In bed, 90 years old with an 18 year old chick on top.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Tumble down Mt.Everest.

[Maniaç]

A quick death, a bullet to the head would do.

[quickdodge®]

There was already a thread of this same topic last week on here. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

Fucking some bitch in a GT2 on the Nurburgring while having my throat cut from the reincarnation of Jack the ripper.

[Nemesis]

In bed, 90 years old with an 18 year old chick on top.

same, but 14

[bigdare23]

peacefully

[Killer]

same, but 14


gross

[Killer]

but in all honesty... i'd rather not die...


i'd rather be raptured...

[Ran]

There was already a thread of this same topic last week on here. Later, QD.Can't search for "die" in the thread title as it's too short or common. A search for "death" in the thread title didn't yield anything. The closest match being a question about who sees death and their opinions on it.

What would be your choice of fate QD?


Fucking some bitch in a GT2 on the Nurburgring while having my throat cut from the reincarnation of Jack the ripper.lol, that's what I'm looking for. Nice.


but in all honesty... i'd rather not die...


i'd rather be raptured...A fair answer and one that was mentioned more than once in the original thread.

[sirkus]

Falling out of an airplane with my Ipod @ 3000'+.. Over a huge city..
That way I'll be remembered as the guy who fell out of a plane in the middle of NY, LA

[sirkus]

same, but 14
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


Fucking some bitch in a GT2 on the Nurburgring while having my throat cut from the reincarnation of Jack the ripper.
He kills prostitutes.. haha he'd probably kill the bitch you were with... then again, could be some fun in that too :D

[Ran]

He kills prostitutes.. haha he'd probably kill the bitch you were with.Then they could go together. Seeing as how his throat is being slit while driving, they would crash and she would die anyway. :D

[sirkus]

Then they could go together. Seeing as how his throat is being slit while driving, they would crash and she would die anyway. :D
Hookers have no souls. So no worries. :goodjob:

[imbosile]

probably in my sleep or something, i'd rather not have to feel any pain

[Killer]

a better question...

would you rather pass before your loved ones.. our out live them to see them pass???

the thought of death doesn't worry me so much as the thought of leaving my loved ones with the pain of my death...

[Ran]

a better question...

would you rather pass before your loved ones.. our out live them to see them pass???

the thought of death doesn't worry me so much as the thought of leaving my loved ones with the pain of my death...It doesn't matter to me. Once I'm gone, it won't matter anyway and any remorse or regret that I would have felt would be discarded into oblivion. Besides, I'm sure that my family is strong enough to get over it.

As for my choice, I don't think I'd like to go painlessly in my sleep. That's so...dull. After all, you only get to experience death once. Why not make the most of it?

[Leadfoot_mf]

how about another space shuttle explosion. or from building your own space ship and blowing it up on its madden voyage.


no i have a winner flying a light aircraft into Hillary Clinton's inaugural speech if she is elected president.

[sirkus]

It doesn't matter to me. Once I'm gone, it won't matter anyway and any remorse or regret that I would have felt would be discarded into oblivion. Besides, I'm sure that my family is strong enough to get over it.

As for my choice, I don't think I'd like to go painlessly in my sleep. That's so...dull. After all, you only get to experience death once. Why not make the most of it?

Yeah, go out in style... beat up a 6 year old, and then rob a bank.

[Sammich]

i'd like to die the fastest way possible w/o knowing..

[Maniaç]

How about falling from a building, like those people did on 9/11?

[Killer]

Yeah, go out in style... beat up a 6 year old, and then rob a bank.


LOL!!!!!!!!!! OMG MAN I JUST LOST IT! REPS!

[Ran]

Yeah, go out in style... beat up a 6 year old, and then rob a bank. :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: Although I don't think they'd kill you for that. Just put you in jail. :lmfao:


How about falling from a building, like those people did on 9/11?I hear that you go into shock before you actually hit the ground. So you probably wouldn't be conscious when you did die. I could be mistaken though. :dunno:

[OneSlow5pt0]

Fighting a Polar Bear in a moonwalk

[Leadfoot_mf]

Fighting a Polar Bear in a moonwalk
i think the polar bear claws would pop the moonwalk before you could really get into it.

[OneSlow5pt0]

i think the polar bear claws would pop the moonwalk before you could really get into it.

were talking a pretty tough moonwalk

[Leadfoot_mf]

even so i think the polar bear would kill the moonwalk before he could kill you. plus who knows you might even beat the bear.

[Ran]

even so i think the polar bear would kill the moonwalk before he could kill you. plus who knows you might even beat the bear.So Tim, was the shuttle explosion bit your personal selection or was it just a suggestion?

[BABY J]

I wanna die after saying something like...

"WEAKSAUCE!!! Toss my car keys, I'll show you how it's done gents."

[Leadfoot_mf]

I wanna die after saying something like...

"WEAKSAUCE!!! Toss my car keys, I'll show you how it's done gents."

this one made me laugh.

[Leadfoot_mf]

So Tim, was the shuttle explosion bit your personal selection or was it just a suggestion?
why do you ask? i was kind of thinking of a way that you would be remembered.


or i guess maybe something that would make the darwin award list. but in a really fucked up way.

so people at work would go damn did you hear about that stupid :blah: :blah: :blah:

[Ran]

why do you ask?For the same reason I started this thread. Simple curiousity.


i was kind of thinking of a way that you would be remembered.Most people would like to be remembered in some fashion. I used to be the same way. I never really feared death, just feared fading away in obscurity. Which is probably what will happen anyway unless I become another Hitler or something.


or i guess maybe something that would make the darwin award list. but in a really fucked up way.

so people at work would go damn did you hear about that stupid :blah: :blah: :blah:lulz

The sad thing is, I could see you intentionally doing something like that. :lmfao:

[Echonova]

I want to be bit by a vampire.. That way I'll die, but still live forever.

[On_Her_Face]

ARROW TO THE THROAT

[Deke]

heart attack during sex or mob style hit while I'm eating a delicious italian dinner. This reminds of a Man Show bit.

[Ran]

ARROW TO THE THROATCan I execute? Or at least watch?

[eastcoastej]

I want to be playing Jenga with a monkey a penguin and a stoner llama. And all the Jenga blocks are filled with explosives. The llama is too fucked up to play and blows all our brains cause he dropped the JENGA!!!

[Blitanicle99]

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no i have a winner flying a light aircraft into Hillary Clinton's inaugural speech if she is elected president.[/QUOTE]

Reps!

[Ran]

I want to be playing Jenga with a monkey a penguin and a stoner llama. And all the Jenga blocks are filled with explosives. The llama is too fucked up to play and blows all our brains cause he dropped the JENGA!!!Well, at least that's original if anything. lol

[1000cckiller]

by having a stroke will busting a nut on Pamala Andersons' face.

[Ran]

^ You'd have a stroke when her botox wore off. lol

[Hulud]

gundowned by the police would be pretty righteous

[1000cckiller]

^ You'd have a stroke when her botox wore off. lol :lmfao:

[Ran]

gundowned by the police would be pretty righteousTrue, but here's the fun question. Why would they be gunning you down?

[Hulud]

True, but here's the fun question. Why would they be gunning you down?
I fucked the police chief's daughter and shot his mistress

[Ran]

I fucked the police chief's daughter and shot his mistressKinky