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Tracy
09-12-2007, 08:10 PM
Ok so this started in another thread. I figured I couldn't be alone with the stories. here 2 I already told in the other thread:

#1) I was at the Clermont last week and one of the strippers picked Fraggle Rock to dance to. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2) One time my friend saw a girl who slapped her own ass so hard that she fell and broke her arm on stage.
Big Baller
09-12-2007, 10:17 PM
LOL....whats the....ok thats a lie I've been.....once
GangstaCoupe
09-12-2007, 10:19 PM
One of the strippers was talking to the other, about my buddy "I put it on a golden platter for him and all I get is rejection"
God
09-12-2007, 10:20 PM
buying the dancers drinks and then laughing when they fall off the 6x6' stage and onto the bar ;)
and tracy
i cant believe u went and didnt call me hoe!
God
09-12-2007, 10:22 PM
oh
and have to love things like
mother daughter teams
KPowerEP3
09-12-2007, 10:30 PM
is clermont still as rough as it used to be?
Tracy
09-12-2007, 10:34 PM
Oh man! Joe I am so sorry. You need to e-mail me your #. FUCK ME! I'm a bitch. I know the C is your fav. My bad. Accept my apology. Call me next time you go. I don't work now.
The Yousef
09-12-2007, 10:38 PM
FUCK ME!

ewww..... :upchuck:
Tracy
09-12-2007, 10:40 PM
ewww..... :upchuck:this from a virgin :doh:
GTScoob
09-12-2007, 11:48 PM
Damn and one of my friends just texted me asking if I wanted to go tonight, but I'm not drunk enough and have a test in the morning. It's one of those long running jokes that always gets brought up when we get shitty but none of us ever end up going to the Clermont.
nsany(atl)
09-13-2007, 08:22 AM
you should go why you can it was bought by a developer and is going to be converted to condos
Nomad!
09-13-2007, 08:46 AM
:upchuck:
That pretty much sums up my experience there
Tracy
09-13-2007, 09:33 AM
It's a historical landmark. I don't think a developer can do anything with it unless he is just going to spiff up the rooms.
Init2winit
09-13-2007, 01:40 PM
omg....funniest thread ever!!!
Leadfoot_mf
09-13-2007, 02:59 PM
i dont remember who i went there with. so i cant remember my story. i do remember seeing a guy with a tranny there i wanted to warn him but my friends wouldn't let me they said it was funnier for him to find out on his own.


pabst blue ribbon and jagermeister ftmfw
Seymour222
09-14-2007, 09:26 AM
Girl sat on my face and I got syphilis on my cheek.
Tracy
09-14-2007, 10:25 AM
Girl sat on my face and I got syphilis on my cheek. :screwy: :screwy:
Vteckidd
09-14-2007, 10:37 AM
never been, although Kodi used to try to get me to go all the time.

id rather not
Big Baller
09-14-2007, 11:11 AM
never been, although Kodi used to try to get me to go all the time.

id rather not

Thats cause youre a little bitch
Hundo®
09-14-2007, 11:13 AM
ok so i went with a couple buddies and my friend thought it would be funny to get some ugly old white bitch to give me a lap dance.. so i took it like a man.. then i found literally a 300 pound black woman.. she had rolls hanging out in every which direction.. needless to say it was my friends birthday and he was wasted.. so i get this black woman to give him a lapdance.. the whole time she got her ass all in his face, cellulite jiggling everywhere, and eventually.. he threw up ALL over here..funniest shit i've ever seen.

The old white bitch that gave me alapdance was tracy.
Tracy
09-14-2007, 01:24 PM
ok so i went with a couple buddies and my friend thought it would be funny to get some ugly old white bitch to give me a lap dance.. so i took it like a man.. then i found literally a 300 pound black woman.. she had rolls hanging out in every which direction.. needless to say it was my friends birthday and he was wasted.. so i get this black woman to give him a lapdance.. the whole time she got her ass all in his face, cellulite jiggling everywhere, and eventually.. he threw up ALL over here..funniest shit i've ever seen.

The old white bitch that gave me alapdance was tracy.

LOL @ that story. I am not old or a dancer or a bitch/
d993s
09-14-2007, 05:08 PM
LOL @ that story. I am not old or a dancer or a bitch/

Correction: You ARE old.
But I've never seen you dance, and you don't seem to be a bitch.
Nice meeting you last night.
Fast Shadow
09-15-2007, 12:00 PM
Only been there once. The girl I went with (we'll call her MegaSlut) wore a little blue dress that was low cut and clingy. She got felt up in the bathroom by a bunch of other girls. Then we had to leave early because her gay alcoholic roommate couldn't hold his liquor and made an embarrassment of himself by trying to start fights and then puking in the parking lot while he was crying about something from his past. I didn't go out with MegaSlut again.
collins
09-15-2007, 12:22 PM
LOL @ that story. I am not old or a dancer or a bitch/ LOL LIES!!! you are a SELF PROCLAIMED bitch!!! i seen it!!! i heard it with my own 2 eyes!!!
babygurl
09-16-2007, 02:32 AM
LOL LIES!!! you are a SELF PROCLAIMED bitch!!! i seen it!!! i heard it with my own 2 eyes!!!


heard it from my own two eyes hmmm :rolleyes:

LOL I dont have a story from there, cause I got lost on my way to the damn place (lol had to pick Win up there one night, from a Bachelor Party)
babygurl
09-16-2007, 02:33 AM
LOL @ that story. I am not old or a dancer or a bitch/


Correction: You are an awesome dancer!!
Correction #2 You are my BITCH!!



















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