Tasers

[81911SC]

Anyone have any experience that can chime in? Whats a good one and how strong do you really need it to bring somebody down. I got one now that is alright and fun to hit your buddy with but I want a serious one. Ruiner maybe? Are these legal?

[thecrazyone]

im glad you made a thread about this, i too am interested.

[quickdodge®]

Funny you should ask. Funnier, yet, is how QD seems to have all the answers. It's dark, but you can hear everything. Later, QD.

LINK!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3BFSQQNSk)

[81911SC]

Thanks for the input.

[81911SC]

Funny you should ask. Funnier, yet, is how QD seems to have all the answers. It's dark, but you can hear everything. Later, QD.

LINK!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3BFSQQNSk)
Lol, I got to wait to open it because I'm at school.

[Psycho]

Gun>Taser

[Maniaç]

I have a taser, not a very strong one, but im sure if i really use it on someone it'll get the job done. Ive tested it on me, and acouple of my firends. lol. We actually play around with it when we go out, shocking each other and seeiing who has the balls to try crazy shit. d993s has been the winner so far, he has taser'd his tongue, ears, nose, balls i think. lol. crazy!

[©hris]

lol QD.... that vid never gets old!

[The Ninja]

I want a taser gun, shockin bitches from a distance.

[Psycho]

d993s has been the winner so far, he has taser'd his tongue, ears, nose, balls i think. lol. crazy!
He probably had an erection the whole time he was doing it too, huh?

[Jaimecbr900]

Are you talking about a stun gun or a real Taser gun?

[Maniaç]

He probably had an erection the whole time he was doing it too, huh?He was laughing the whole time he was doing it.

[81911SC]

Like a stun I guess, not the one that shoots out. The bolt between to points.

[Maniaç]

Like a stun I guess, not the one that shoots out. The bolt between to points.Thats the kind I have. Pretty fun toy when you're around alot of your friends. lol.

[itsjustdee]

i got tasered when i was drunk...didn't hurt til i woke up the next morning....jerks. lol

[81911SC]

Thats the kind I have. Pretty fun toy when you're around alot of your friends. lol.
Same here, I want one thats stronger then this though. I mean if you hold it on it will bring you down but I want a Billy Ray Cyrus style (one hit wonder)

[Maniaç]

Same here, I want one thats stronger then this though. I mean if you hold it on it will bring you down but I want a Billy Ray Cyrus style (one hit wonder)Next time, I guess we have a chance to meet up, ill bring mine. Lets see if you can handle it. :D

[81911SC]

Next time, I guess we have a chance to meet up, ill bring mine. Lets see if you can handle it. :D
There you go E ballin again:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: I'll get that hair of yours

[Maniaç]

There you go E ballin again:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: I'll get that hair of yoursLOL. It'll be fun man, trust me.

[81911SC]

I'm down.

[Jaimecbr900]

Like a stun I guess, not the one that shoots out. The bolt between to points.

That's what I thought, it's just the regular stun gun type.

Those are perfectly legal. They sell those all the time at gun shows. Personally, I think they're only good for what you guys seem to be using them for....playing around with your buddies. If you have to be within reach to use it, it's not a very good defensive weapon IMO. Besides, clothes and batteries can easily render it useless.

[Maniaç]

That's what I thought, it's just the regular stun gun type.

Those are perfectly legal. They sell those all the time at gun shows. Personally, I think they're only good for what you guys seem to be using them for....playing around with your buddies. If you have to be within reach to use it, it's not a very good defensive weapon IMO. Besides, clothes and batteries can easily render it useless.
Well, lets say some guy is walking up to you. the noise alone would scare him away for a good sec. Giving you enought time to charge him and catch him off guard. The one that I have is strong enough to make a man go "ouch" or even jump alittle.

[81911SC]

http://personalarms.com/stun_master_775.htm

What else is legal that is a good idea. I have a night stick but I'm not sure if thats legal???

[81911SC]

http://personalarms.com/stun_batons.htm

[d993s]

Stun guns and taser guns only work on peole who don't have much tolerance for electric shock.
I was "making" stun guns when I was 12 or 13. All you need is a transformer (any type that comes out of a stereo, cell phone charger, etc) then you attach a power source to it in reverse polarity, a capacitor (those little things you find in most stereo or electronic equipment, especially older stuff) and bam, you have a stun gun.
If it's not powerful enough, either try a different transformer or increase the # of batteries to produce more power.
The most I've done, when I was about 17, was 4 9-volt batteries (most stun guns have 1 or 2, and make from 40,000-80,000 volts). It hurt like a motherfucker, but still didn't knock me out. I'd like to try a taser if anyone has one.

[81911SC]

Bump

[Quattro Kid]

BOOM!!! head shot, it shoots up to 20ft away, now tell me that's NOT what you need, and that shit will take you down, and render you stooopid

look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWaCD6jIH5Q
(you could be droppin bitches left and right lol)

http://personalarms.com/tasers.htm#M18L

[81911SC]

LOL That shit is awesome I wish I didn't neg you.

[Quattro Kid]

its quite alright haha it's all in good fun... i guess lol

[Blitanicle99]

Fuck that shit. Get a cattle Prod. Thats a fucking stun gun.

[KPowerEP3]

Fuck that shit. Get a cattle Prod. Thats a fucking stun gun.


lmao. Fuck that, those bastards POP when you hit something with them, none of that pussy crakling shit.

[Kyle]

If you're gonna go at someone with a "deadly weapon" why not just use a gun? If you go at them with a tazer and they pull out a gun what happens? So to all you taser owners please post a situation in which it has been useful, because I started to want one but couldnt think of why I needed one.

[PorcheEater]

81911, you need to check out a real gun you pussy.... why dont you carry like a real man, who cares about a taser, for that matter get some pepper spray and a loud whistle so you can cry for help.... think abuot it, if somebody is attacking you they probably have a knife of gun, so what is your taser gonna do about that? nothing, you can only hope that they get close enough to you so you can zap them..... why dont you just get a 9mm or a 40 --- you can even get a compact so it will fit in your purse
- andy

[quickdodge®]

81911, you need to check out a real gun you pussy.... why dont you carry like a real man, who cares about a taser, for that matter get some pepper spray and a loud whistle so you can cry for help.... think abuot it, if somebody is attacking you they probably have a knife of gun, so what is your taser gonna do about that? nothing, you can only hope that they get close enough to you so you can zap them..... why dont you just get a 9mm or a 40 --- you can even get a compact so it will fit in your purse
- andy

Hmmmm. It seems we have the new resident dumbass. You're going to have a rough time coming on here with your vibrator in your hands and then exiting the stage with it shoved up your goddamn ass you sorry fuck. Who the fuck are you to join up here to talk shit to motherfuckers? You're aren't goddamn shit. So until you learn some motherfucking manners, stay out of coversations that involve adults and keep moving on over to Never, Fucking Never Land, Peter Pansy. Later, QD.

[PorcheEater]

oh man, awesome.... get up on your soapbox, and start throwing around some big boy words and all the sudden you the savior of all man kind.... the guy wants a taser for self protection..... a taser.... thats not gonna do alot....

[81911SC]

Alright faggot,
1. I don't have a permit to carry
2. As many times as I get pulled over, I'm not risking it.
3. PORSCHE, not Porche
4. Have you been lurking around my posts and it has bothered you so much to sign up
5. It's probably Maniac, lol

[quickdodge®]

oh man, awesome.... get up on your soapbox, and start throwing around some big boy words and all the sudden you the savior of all man kind.... the guy wants a taser for self protection..... a taser.... thats not gonna do alot....

I'm the goddamn savior regardless of the words I choose. Let the dude get what he wants to get. You're a goddamn idiot despite what your parents probably wanted, so who are you to dictate what he does. How the fuck are you going to be so concerned about what another man wants? Are you the by-product of Neil Patrick Harris and Ellen DeGeneres? Later, QD.

[On_Her_Face]

Gun>Taser

x2

[Leadfoot_mf]

Anyone have any experience that can chime in? Whats a good one and how strong do you really need it to bring somebody down. I got one now that is alright and fun to hit your buddy with but I want a serious one. Ruiner maybe? Are these legal?
finally getting serious about your rape defense... nice to see you looking out for yourself.

[PorcheEater]

I'm the goddamn savior regardless of the words I choose. Let the dude get what he wants to get. You're a goddamn idiot despite what your parents probably wanted, so who are you to dictate what he does. How the fuck are you going to be so concerned about what another man wants? Are you the by-product of Neil Patrick Harris and Ellen DeGeneres? Later, QD.

oh ok i got you joan of arc.... im not telling him what to do, im just making suggestions. he asked for them, so i gave my two cents.... if you dont like that, fine, just get off my back about it...... im not concerned at all about what "another man wants"... but clearly you are pretty concerned with sticking up for 81911.....sound like you are more of a Bi - product than i am....what kind of pussy man carries a taser? seriously......but im sorry im taking up all your time, i know you have alot of work to do, playing post police on here, and being a pompus ass to everyone.... god you are a dick

[quickdodge®]

pompus ass

It's pompous you goddamn idiot.


god you are a dick

Only my close friends call me by my government name. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

oh ok i got you joan of arc.... im not telling him what to do, im just making suggestions. he asked for them, so i gave my two cents.... if you dont like that, fine, just get off my back about it...... im not concerned at all about what "another man wants"... but clearly you are pretty concerned with sticking up for 81911.....sound like you are more of a Bi - product than i am....what kind of pussy man carries a taser? seriously......but im sorry im taking up all your time, i know you have alot of work to do, playing post police on here, and being a pompus ass to everyone.... god you are a dick
I asked for other suggestions regarding anything that wasn't a gun. Gun>Taser, I know all that shit but there are reasons why I can't get one. Your the one who got QD on your ass, now your backing down. Suprise.:rolleyes:

[81911SC]

finally getting serious about your rape defense... nice to see you looking out for yourself.
Thanks Tim, without you this wouldn't have been possible.

[PorcheEater]

I asked for other suggestions regarding anything that wasn't a gun. Gun>Taser, I know all that shit but there are reasons why I can't get one. Your the one who got QD on your ass, now your backing down. Suprise.:rolleyes:

im backing down? RIGHT..... just cauase your QD's little bitch (your always posting right afer him, so he wont rag on you for something stupid)....and if you cant get a gun fine, get a taser, i still think its pussy though.... you taser someone its just gonna piss them off more.....piss them off enough to beat you into the next week....

[Leadfoot_mf]

another fine thread with WIN.

[81911SC]

I highly doubt you will stand immediately after 775,000 volts. I don't post right after QD so he won't rag on me. That don't make sense, he could still rag on me if he wanted, it's just that you arguing with both me and him. I'm from the mountains, trust me I have guns.

[quickdodge®]

i still think its pussy though......

Who cares what you think? What concern is it of yours? You said it wasn't your concern, yet you keep posting to him about what he does.

What we in the adult world call "friends," you call little bitches. That's ok. If you call friends sticking up for each other bitches, I wonder what you would call someone that does nothing but stalk and trash talk the same person all the time. Hence your 9 posts and 8 of them happen to be crying about either 81911 or myself. Sup with that shit? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

another fine thread with WIN.


I know. This fucking idiot Porch comes in. There's always an idiot to start something in a normal thread. Later, QD.

[PorcheEater]

It's pompous you goddamn idiot.



Only my close friends call me by my government name. Later, QD.

oh im sorry, my bad, i left out the o .... huge deal, cause you couldn't figure out what i meant because it was spelled wrong..... your a pompous ass.........gov't name or your Lord of dungeons and dragons name? you stupid fag LAter dip sh*t

[quickdodge®]

huge deal, cause you couldn't figure out what i meant because it was spelled wrong.

Just pointing pointing out your incredibly fast rising flaw count. One word of advice, when you try to talk down on someone, you're supposed to do it as if you are bigger or better than that someone. You obviously lack the armament to dismantle this tower.

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you stupid fag LAter dip sh*t

Nice one. If only everyone could see the brilliance that you display with each and every post you make. It's clear that you put thought and emotion into your ramblings. Later, QD.

[Blitanicle99]

Please change fuck heads username to porchmonkey. I think I would cry of the sheer laughter. And as always QD... Histerical.

[Leadfoot_mf]

4 life

[Blitanicle99]

Sucess! After reading this thread I got an idea. I talked a friend into getting hit in the back by a low level cattle prod for a pack of newports.
Video will be posted in about an hour.