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Mr. Clean
09-09-2007, 09:31 PM
ha... spears did the opening performance and looked like ass. what happened to the old brittany spears we all used to know and love
.blank cd
09-09-2007, 09:34 PM
I might have sex w/ her when she grows her hair back
I♥MYBF'SCOCK
09-09-2007, 09:34 PM
i raped her and she's in my closet...
ironchef
09-09-2007, 09:37 PM
That joke sarah silverman did where the kids were as cute as her vagina lips was funny as hell.
.blank cd
09-09-2007, 09:40 PM
Id have to see her vagina lips to be totally sure
Deke
09-09-2007, 09:40 PM
As of last time I saw her, absolutely not. Maybe she'll whip it back in shape before the performance. But even so, she's hard pressed to make-up for the one episode of her reality TV show I suffered through.
gtikid
09-09-2007, 09:41 PM
ha... spears did the opening performance and looked like ass. what happened to the old brittany spears we all used to know and love

:werd: She was tripping alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll over the place...and had quite a gut....i'd still hit it though :D
Mr. Clean
09-09-2007, 09:42 PM
That joke sarah silverman did where the kids were as cute as her vagina lips was funny as hell.

haha there was a lot of awkward silence during her routine but i thought it was great "if she's not jewish, someone needs to tell her face!"

oooooooooo
SL33P3R
09-09-2007, 09:43 PM
yeah, she was looking a little rough, but id still lay the pipe in her
Mr. Clean
09-09-2007, 09:43 PM
:werd: She was tripping alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll over the place...and had quite a gut....i'd still hit it though :D

yeah i think a 13 year old cheerleader came up with her moves she was counting them steps like an aerobics instructor
Mr. Clean
09-09-2007, 09:46 PM
oh shit son chris brown is tearing that shit UP... jumpin from table to table...crazy
Evil Goat
09-09-2007, 10:10 PM
That joke sarah silverman did where the kids were as cute as her vagina lips was funny as hell.


bwahahaha...i almost fell outta my chair when she twisted her head to the side and made the lips
ironchef
09-09-2007, 10:50 PM
Was that the real south carolina chick? That was funny.
Dracc
09-09-2007, 11:15 PM
kid rock and tommy lee fighting.. FTMFW
cactusEG
09-09-2007, 11:20 PM
i didnt watch the shit
Jimmy B
09-09-2007, 11:35 PM
that was the biggest 3 hour waste of my life ever...

britney, sucks at lip singing
im sick anmd tired of that racest bigot kanae
timbaland AND dre are HUGE! (hgh ftw)
the show sucked
chris brown jumped and didnt sing, he sucks cock

overall, i should have been bangin my wife :)
On_Her_Face
09-09-2007, 11:39 PM
lmao +++++++++
Mr. Clean
09-09-2007, 11:41 PM
yeah that was just ok... i wanted to see the funny mtv awards that used to come on!! damn this nexgen mtv
TheGodfather
09-09-2007, 11:43 PM
I never watch these things.

Vids up of it yet?
The Ren
09-10-2007, 12:03 AM
to those asking for a link http://youtube.com/user/mrbenz
Dracc
09-10-2007, 12:09 AM
she was clearly drunk off the free vodka
TheGodfather
09-10-2007, 01:54 AM
I watched it.

And I'd still hit that until my sac was dry.
PRiMAdonna
09-10-2007, 01:56 AM
sarah silverman was the best part.
Sol-Badguy
09-10-2007, 08:36 AM
yeah that was just ok... i wanted to see the funny mtv awards that used to come on!! damn this nexgen mtv
I know! What happened to Howard Stern flying in on the stage dressed as Assman??
Kelly
09-10-2007, 09:46 AM
timbaland AND dre are HUGE!

Yes they were. WTF? I thought Timbaland was just a big boy... Not a muscled up big boy. :eek:
1000cckiller
09-10-2007, 09:49 AM
them motherfuckers who voted no, would still hit that tramp to.
1000cckiller
09-10-2007, 09:50 AM
Yes they were. WTF? I thought Timbaland was just a big boy... Not a muscled up big boy. :eek:him and dre were both fat, and both of them are now swoll as hell
Kelly
09-10-2007, 09:51 AM
Like I could understand a lil muscle but outta nowhere- BAM! He's the Hulk!
1000cckiller
09-10-2007, 10:07 AM
50 cent used to look like a crackhead, and outta nowhere he got swoll too.
BobbyFresco
09-10-2007, 01:36 PM
him and dre were both fat, and both of them are now swoll as hell

Hulk/Timbaland is nothing too new....He's been like that for the past year now but DRE?
That motherfucker IS HUGE now........


Steroids, anyone?:goodjob:
BobbyFresco
09-10-2007, 01:37 PM
50 cent used to look like a crackhead, and outta nowhere he got swoll too.


Next thing you know, Eminem will come out of the woodworks looking like a super hero too.....Watch and see....:lmfao:
Kevykev
09-10-2007, 01:40 PM
lol @ the responses in this thread
OneSlow5pt0
09-10-2007, 07:00 PM
I know! What happened to Howard Stern flying in on the stage dressed as Assman??

u mean 10 years ago?
Mr. Clean
09-10-2007, 07:21 PM
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/carrot_top_buff2.jpg

just cause your swole doesn't make you cool :lmfao: :lmfao:
Slow Motion
09-11-2007, 09:28 AM
What are the VMA's and I didn't know MTV had them. Sounds like an STD.
Nomad!
09-11-2007, 01:30 PM
Id have to see her vagina lips to be totally sure
Here ya go
Kelly
09-11-2007, 01:44 PM
Ew...
Mr. Clean
09-11-2007, 06:19 PM
ahahasdl;kfhahaha man this shits gonna get moved to the RLD...

woo man lindseys snatcharoo is lookin a little rough
Nomad!
09-12-2007, 11:57 AM
woo man lindseys snatcharoo is lookin a little rough
Hey, it took some serious abuse when she did those Disney films. Mickey Mouse is hung like Dumbo! :lmfao:
Mr. Clean
09-12-2007, 07:13 PM
Hey, it took some serious abuse when she did those Disney films. Mickey Mouse is hung like Dumbo! :lmfao:

bwahaha... and you've been watchin too many of those cheap beastiality films haha animals--->:idb:<---- Nomad!
MikeyPrzy
09-16-2007, 11:37 PM
ha... spears did the opening performance and looked like ass. what happened to the old brittany spears we all used to know and love

shes not 14 anymore?


fucking pedophile