ATTN: MEN OF IA

[Brett]

Just a little thing to remember.

Woman need to keep thier asses off the computers and have our dinners ready, House clean (And done right the first time) and be here for our sexual needs.

Discuss.

:lmfao:

[Leisa]

SUCK IT!

[mocha latte cupcake]

truth! i hate it when i get home my house is a mess, my car isn't detailed, my laundry isn't done and my dinner isn't cooked! pssh i mean what do they do all day....

at least that would be waht i would be saying if i had a girl sigh...

[Brett]

SUCK IT!

Is the house clean? Is my dinner on the table? If you answer NO to either GET OFF THE FUCKIN COMPUTER WOMAN!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[1000cckiller]

Brett thats the truth

[SLo_MKIII]

truth! i hate it when i get home my house is a mess, my car isn't detailed, my laundry isn't done and my dinner isn't cooked! pssh i mean what do they do all day....

at least that would be waht i would be saying if i had a girl sigh...

lmao:lmfao:

[TheProfiteer]

Just a little thing to remember.

Woman need to keep thier asses off the computers and have our dinners ready, House clean (And done right the first time) and be here for our sexual needs.

Discuss.

:lmfao:

AMEN PRAISE JEBUS, All Hail Holy Brett and his words of wisdom.

*turns looks at girl*

YO BiAAAAATCH wheres my dinnna hoe?

[Tracy]

Oh hell naw

[Brett]

Brett thats the truth

US MEN NEED TO TAKE A STAND!!! MARTIN LUTHER HAD A DREAM!!! THIS IS OUR DREAM!! WOMAN BE OUR SLAVES NOW OR ELSE!!

[§treet_§peed]

HELL YEAH WOMEN NEED TO STAY CLEANING WASHING CLOTHES AND COOKING.. and COMPLETE ALL OF OUR SEXUAL DESIRES.

[Brett]

AMEN PRAISE JEBUS, All Hail Holy Brett and his words of wisdom.

*turns looks at girl*

YO BiAAAAATCH wheres my dinnna hoe?

KEEP THAT PIMP HAND STRONG BROTHA!!!

[BobbyFresco]

LOL. wow

[Brett]

Oh hell naw

Tracy, is that garage floor clean? Did you hand wash those turbo's? IF NOT GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!!! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

*walks in scratches balls*

thats right..when i woke up this morning she wasnt up and ready to make my bed...damned hoes lol

[Leisa]

Is the house clean? Is my dinner on the table? If you answer NO to either GET OFF THE FUCKIN COMPUTER WOMAN!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


hmmm * makes note to self to remember to kick xbox 360 through the wall when she gets home*

[Tracy]

Tracy, is that garage floor clean? Did you hand wash those turbo's? IF NOT GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!!! :lmfao:

Whatever

[§treet_§peed]

women need to start sucking it more lol

[Echonova]

If women would handle their shit right as Brett said, their would be no reason for me to have a girl on the side.................. Did I say me?.... I meant Brett...I mean the guy in the office next to me.

[Brett]

hmmm * makes note to self to remember to kick xbox 360 through the wall when she gets home*

Hell nah, You better dust that XBOX 360 and have a plate of wings next to it ready for my night of gaming!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!

[§treet_§peed]

O HELL NAW!! SHE THREATENED THE XBOX 360 BRETT!!! YOU BEST GET HER UNDER CONTROL FOO!!!!!!!!!

[Tracy]

hmmm * makes note to self to remember to kick xbox 360 through the wall when she gets home*

Accidentally, while you are vacuuming, of course....

[1000cckiller]

US MEN NEED TO TAKE A STAND!!! MARTIN LUTHER HAD A DREAM!!! THIS IS OUR DREAM!! WOMAN BE OUR SLAVES NOW OR ELSE!!we need to get some pitch forks and start a mob

[Brett]

If women would handle their shit right as Brett said, their would be no reason for me to have a girl on the side.................. Did I say me?.... I meant Brett...I mean the guy in the office next to me.

Just one? Rookie!!! :lmfao:

[Brett]

Accidentally, while you are vacuuming, of course....

Get me a juice box woman!! MAKE IT GRAPE!!

[1000cckiller]

Accidentally, while you are vacuuming, of course....thats like kicking the man in his balls.

[Leisa]

women need to start sucking it more lol


I dunno about your woman, but I Brett gets his sucked practically everyday! hahahaha

[KPowerEP3]

This thread is full of truth...but only the posts made by those with testicles.

[Sammich]

women need to start sucking it more lol

if this aint the tr00f i dnt kno what is




Accidentally, while you are vacuuming (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=36022314#), of course....

damn brett they are highly plottin on ur 360...what u gona d000

[Brett]

O HELL NAW!! SHE THREATENED THE XBOX 360 BRETT!!! YOU BEST GET HER UNDER CONTROL FOO!!!!!!!!!

Oh I will handle this when I get home, beleive dat!! She will not be coming out of the house for a few days due to injury!! :lmfao:

[mocha latte cupcake]

we just had this chick come in the store who was really annoying, i was like is the house clean yet? she was like what?! i was like welcome to cartunes can i help you lol

[Brett]

This thread is full of truth...but only the posts made by those with testicles.

As we are the only ones who should speak unless spoken to!! LOL

[mocha latte cupcake]

what makes women think they have the right to speak any words except, YES, HARDER, and want more?

[§treet_§peed]

lol penis slap to the face for the win.. lol brett atleast she does blow you everyday lol V-T444444444444444444444444444444K

[KPowerEP3]

LMFAO. Brett's on a roll today.

[§treet_§peed]

we need to creat a club or organization where we stand for these man laws and such pertaining to women being our slaves

[1000cckiller]

lol penis slap to the face for the win.. lol brett atleast she does blow you everyday lol V-T444444444444444444444444444444KI second that penis slap FTW

[ilovemyhonda.]

but what if we are at work till 5PM, how can we cook and clean and detail cars and stuff?

[Leisa]

we just had this chick come in the store who was really annoying, i was like is the house clean yet? she was like what?! i was like welcome to cartunes can i help you lol



hahahahahahaha

[Sammich]

Oh I will handle this when I get home, beleive dat!! She will not be coming out of the house for a few days due to injury!! :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


we just had this chick come in the store who was really annoying, i was like is the house clean yet? she was like what?! i was like welcome to cartunes can i help you lol

:lmao:

[1000cckiller]

we need to creat a club or organization where we stand for these man laws and such pertaining to women being our slavesHeman woman haters club, I am buckwheat

[mocha latte cupcake]

get that ass home with the hella quickness, get us laid, we sleep and by the time we wake up everything should be done and then *round 2*

[Leisa]

I second that penis slap FTW


yeah, right across the forehead... :D

[Sammich]

but what if we are at work till 5PM, how can we cook and clean and detail cars and stuff?

THEN U DO THAT SHIT ON UR LUNCH BREAK DUHHHH AND FORGET EATING IF THAT SHIT AINT DONE BY LUNCH BREAK TIME GTFO OF THE HOUSE ASAP...GET IT GOT IT GOOD:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

but what if we are at work till 5PM, how can we cook and clean and detail cars and stuff?

Then do that shit when you get home :lmfao:

[1000cckiller]

but what if we are at work till 5PM, how can we cook and clean and detail cars and stuff?Change clothes when you walk in da door, and get back to work or you can do it naked

[§treet_§peed]

LOLERCAUST!

[SLo_MKIII]

get that ass home with the hella quickness, get us laid, we sleep and by the time we wake up everything should be done and then *round 2*

quoted for truth:idb:

[1000cckiller]

get that ass home with the hella quickness, get us laid, we sleep and by the time we wake up everything should be done and then *round 2*FTW

[Sammich]

Then do that shit when you get home :lmfao:

it'd be too late by then brett..i'd want my car detail when i get home so i can cruise around and get away from that tramp and pic up some more tramps

[§treet_§peed]

ah this is the best thread so far today

[Brett]

MEN UNITE!!! TONIGHT DEMAND DINNER WHEN YOU GET HOME AND TELL YOUR FEMALE TO LIE ON HER BACK AND LIKE IT OR ELSE!!

[Sammich]

MEN UNITE!!! TONIGHT DEMAND DINNER WHEN YOU GET HOME AND TELL YOUR FEMALE TO LIE ON HER BACK AND LIKE IT OR ELSE!!

united we stand divided we fuck their brains out

[Brett]

it'd be too late by then brett..i'd want my car detail when i get home so i can cruise around and get away from that tramp and pic up some more tramps

YOU RAISE A VALID POINT MY SON!!! VERY VALID POINT!!!

ANSWER: BITCH GET HOME AND CLEAN HIS CAR, DO THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK SO HE CAN ROLL TO WORK AND CRUISE OUT FOR MORE HOES IN STYLE!! :lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

damn i need a bitch over here to fix me some peaches and cream oatmeal ASAP

[1000cckiller]

united we stand divided we fuck their brains out :yes: man I love this thread

[§treet_§peed]

lol hells yeah

[1000cckiller]

YOU RAISE A VALID POINT MY SON!!! VERY VALID POINT!!!

ANSWER: BITCH GET HOME AND CLEAN HIS CAR, DO THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK SO HE CAN ROLL TO WORK AND CRUISE OUT FOR MORE HOES IN STYLE!! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SLo_MKIII]

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[Sammich]

YOU RAISE A VALID POINT MY SON!!! VERY VALID POINT!!!

ANSWER: BITCH GET HOME AND CLEAN HIS CAR, DO THAT SHIT BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK SO HE CAN ROLL TO WORK AND CRUISE OUT FOR MORE HOES IN STYLE!! :lmfao:

yea and tell that hoe my ass needs wiping too


damn i need a bitch over here to fix me some peaches and cream oatmeal ASAP

gah damn u slippin..peaches and cream oatmeal...one a worse day..i have them bitches cook me up a hot juicy ass steak..betta believe:lmfao:


:yes: man I love this thread

hellz yessir

[ilovemyhonda.]

well my apartment is always clean and i do cook and so i guess i have nothing to worry about

[§treet_§peed]

lol i like my oatmeal lol

[Sammich]

well my apartment is always clean and i do cook and so i guess i have nothing to worry about

*looks outside*

MY FUCKIN CAR AINT CLEAN...GET TO IT


lol i like my oatmeal lol

fuckin old men lol...get that hoe to clean ur dentures while u at it:lmfao:

[1000cckiller]

well my apartment is always clean and i do cook and so i guess i have nothing to worry aboutDAMN DO YOU NEED MAN,PHATBOISLIM I FOUND NEW MEAT.

[Brett]

well my apartment is always clean and i do cook and so i guess i have nothing to worry about

Then get it dirty and make a woman clean it!! :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

well why would i clean your car or my boyfriends when guys are so picky about thier cars, i wouldnt want to mess it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brett]

Then take a class to do it right!! And take a cooking class while your at it so he can eat some good ass meals while your outside washing his shit!! :D

[§treet_§peed]

lol.. Oatmeal is the shit.. i like that qauker oats shit not that hospital runny or thick as mud shit

[§treet_§peed]

lol if you were a good woman you would know how to not mess it up hahaha

[ilovemyhonda.]

i like the oatmeal variety pack that has peaches, strawberries, blueberries and stuff..yum

ok well i know how to cook, lasagna ftw!

[ilovemyhonda.]

well i clean my car and dont let anyone else clean it, so i guess i can clean it and stuff, but my b/f doesnt want anyone to touch is car but him i already tried..

[§treet_§peed]

hmm lasagna huh? make me some pie with that and i might let you slide

[Sammich]

Then take a class to do it right!! And take a cooking class while your at it so he can eat some good ass meals while your outside washing his shit!! :D

FUCKIN RIGHT..dnt be fuckin up my car cuz u aint take the classes..and u better have ur own money to pay for them classes too...and take a BETTER cookin class cuz last time u made that lasagna that shit was nasty..and dnt even try to bring in that frozen food shit again, u hear me?!?!?!?

[Sammich]

street speed..u gettin way soft..u talkin to her too much..too much talkin..use the damn phonebook and u get more done that way

[ilovemyhonda.]

shut up me and you are not together and never have been so you wouldnt know how i cook, and your paying for the classes if you want me to take them so bad bish

[ilovemyhonda.]

what kinda pie?

how bout cheesecake?

[§treet_§peed]

yeah i agree.. bitch go buy me a 20 ounce steak plate from texas road house NOW!!!!!!!!! better be back within 10 minutes

[ilovemyhonda.]

give me the $$$ to go get it

[Leisa]

well i clean my car and dont let anyone else clean it, so i guess i can clean it and stuff, but my b/f doesnt want anyone to touch is car but him i already tried..



I have come to notice,.. you sure seem like an ass kisser with your posts :rolleyes:

[Sammich]

yeah i agree.. bitch go buy me a 20 ounce steak plate from texas road house NOW!!!!!!!!! better be back within 10 minutes

now THAT is how u handle shit right there:lmfao:

*grabs phonebook*

dnt make me use this

[Sammich]

I have come to notice,.. you sure seem like an ass kisser with your posts :rolleyes:

brett just called and said if his baby back ribs aint on the table when he gets home theres gona be serious issues ensuin

[Brett]

FUCKIN RIGHT..dnt be fuckin up my car cuz u aint take the classes..and u better have ur own money to pay for them classes too...and take a BETTER cookin class cuz last time u made that lasagna that shit was nasty..and dnt even try to bring in that frozen food shit again, u hear me?!?!?!?

TELL HER AGAIN HOMO ERECTUS!! HAHAHA

[ilovemyhonda.]

im not an ass kisser im playing with them as a joke

[1000cckiller]

I have come to notice,.. you sure seem like an ass kisser with your posts :rolleyes:SO YOU SAY SEE KISS THE HOLE THIS COMES OUT OFhttp://www.perfect-shit.com/shit.jpg

[Brett]

I have come to notice,.. you sure seem like an ass kisser with your posts :rolleyes:

you woman NEED TO KISS OUR ASS, YOU WOULD BE NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD WITH MEN, SO DO OUR SHIT AND HUSH!!! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

i said..

FUCKIN RIGHT..dnt be fuckin up my car cuz u aint take the classes..and u better have ur own money to pay for them classes too...and take a BETTER cookin class cuz last time u made that lasagna that shit was nasty..and dnt even try to bring in that frozen food shit again, u hear me?!?!?!?

[SLo_MKIII]

that pic is fuckin gross

[TeeJay]

Just a little thing to remember.

Woman need to keep thier asses off the computers and have our dinners ready, House clean (And done right the first time) and be here for our sexual needs.

Discuss.

:lmfao:
i tend to agree bert

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ agreed with slo .. ew

[xlilvi3tx]

hahaha lmao

[Sammich]

you woman NEED TO KISS OUR ASS, YOU WOULD BE NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD WITH MEN, SO DO OUR SHIT AND HUSH!!! :lmfao:

exactly..its our ribs u came from..not urs we came from...so kiss our asses putettes

[Brett]

i tend to agree bert

thank you erectus

[§treet_§peed]

hmm

[SLo_MKIII]

^^ agreed with slo .. ew

:ninja:'ed

[§treet_§peed]

lol i just told my friend fiance to go cook me lunch

[Leisa]

you woman NEED TO KISS OUR ASS, YOU WOULD BE NO WHERE IN THIS WORLD WITH MEN, SO DO OUR SHIT AND HUSH!!! :lmfao:


you seem to forget who you are married to.....shall I remind you again?

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ give me your teg now or else

[§treet_§peed]

damnit brett.. you need to make me a mod so the 30 second rule will stop Pwning me lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ directed to slo

[SLo_MKIII]

^^ give me your teg now or else

haha... if u can find out what junk yard its in sure its all yours :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^haha what happened to it?

[Sammich]

lol i just told my friend fiance to go cook me lunch

:goodjob:


damnit brett.. you need to make me a mod so the 30 second rule will stop Pwning me lol

x2 hook it up brett lol

[SLo_MKIII]

^^haha what happened to it?

well... i kinda blew the motor up bad and then kinda wrecked it so it kinda is dead :(

[ilovemyhonda.]

PBS you and that dumb phonebook gr

[ilovemyhonda.]

well... i kinda blew the motor up bad and then kinda wrecked it so it kinda is dead :(

what is wrong with you..
thats abuse to the integra..
your in trouble! BIG TROUBLE! :yes:

[SLo_MKIII]

what is wrong with you..
thats abuse to the integra..
your in trouble! BIG TROUBLE! :yes:

sorry mom, gees :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Brett]

you seem to forget who you are married to.....shall I remind you again?

IM MARRIED TO THE WOMAN WHO BETTER BE CLEANING WHILE I PLAY XBOX 360 TONIGHT!! :lmfao:

[Sammich]

well... i kinda blew the motor up bad and then kinda wrecked it so it kinda is dead :(

that kinda dont sound like a problem to me

[Sammich]

IM MARRIED TO THE WOMAN WHO BETTER BE CLEANING WHILE I PLAY XBOX 360 TONIGHT!! :lmfao:.

o shit brett is living life on the edge :lmfao:

[SLo_MKIII]

that kinda dont sound like a problem to me

lol werd

[Brett]

UHHHH KEEP THIS THREAD ON TRACK MEN!!!

[Killer]

all i know is, when i have a home, and my girl lives with me.. i'll be taking the computer power source to work with me...

[Dracc]

start beating ass in the house... keep that hoe in check

[ilovemyhonda.]

sorry mom, gees :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

funny, because I am a mom, I guess I'm practicing.. ;)

[§treet_§peed]

werd

[Sammich]

UHHHH KEEP THIS THREAD ON TRACK MEN!!!

tell that to slo..he's makin convo while this hoe is suppose to be detailin my car...wtf



all i know is, when i have a home, and my girl lives with me.. i'll be taking the computer power source to work with me...


this ensures..mopped floors and clean dishes:lmfao:


start beating ass in the house... keep that hoe in check

hell yes:yes:

[ilovemyhonda.]

werd

:werd:

[§treet_§peed]

IM MARRIED TO THE WOMAN WHO BETTER BE CLEANING WHILE I PLAY XBOX 360 TONIGHT!! :lmfao: shit i'm coming over to your crib tonight then.. bitch better have us some cole beer and some hot wings ready and waitin

[ilovemyhonda.]

my post was edited because i dont listen and i am posting without being spoken to

changed by: brett (The Grandmaster)

[1000cckiller]

shit i'm coming over to your crib tonight then.. bitch better have us some cole beer and some hot wings ready and waitinand i am coming too, she better spit shine my shoes

[§treet_§peed]

werdlol

[ilovemyhonda.]

oh lord you guys are going to work her to death and brett wont get any tonight

[§treet_§peed]

she can just lay there hah

[SLo_MKIII]

she can just lay there hah

thats no fun:no:

[Killer]

oh lord you guys are going to work her to death and brett wont get any tonight

there's nothing wrong with slippin it in when she's asleep!!

[Leisa]

shit i'm coming over to your crib tonight then.. bitch better have us some cole beer and some hot wings ready and waitin


Ummmhmmm,,, you aint getting shit if you keep calling me a bitch.. got it motherfucker????? hahahahahah :lmfao:

[Brett]

shit i'm coming over to your crib tonight then.. bitch better have us some cole beer and some hot wings ready and waitin

Leisa cook up some more wings!!

[Killer]

Ummmhmmm,,, you aint getting shit if you keep calling me a bitch.. got it motherfucker????? hahahahahah :lmfao:

"ang" i think she means business man!

[Leisa]

and i am coming too, she better spit shine my shoes


hahaha,, you can keep dreaming that one.. it wont happen!

[1000cckiller]

oh lord you guys are going to work her to death and brett wont get any tonightthat means you are going to join her

[Leisa]

Leisa cook up some more wings!!


*SHRUGS*.. I THOUGHT WE WERE HITTING UP HOOTERS! :???:

[1000cckiller]

hahaha,, you can keep dreaming that one.. it wont happen!why?thats fuck up

[SLo_MKIII]

hahaha,, you can keep dreaming that one.. it wont happen!

im calling BS lol

[§treet_§peed]

Ummmhmmm,,, you aint getting shit if you keep calling me a bitch.. got it motherfucker????? hahahahahah :lmfao: fine start cooking woman!!! :D

[1000cckiller]

im calling BS lolme too Bretts da man he will make it happen

[§treet_§peed]

Leisa cook up some more wings!!hell yeah lol

[§treet_§peed]

hahaha which hooters?

[Killer]

Leisa cook up some more wings!!

after that statement..

this is what i see happening when you return home tonight...


brett-"hey babe how was your day?... and how funny was our heckling on IA today?? made me LOL!"

leisa "just fine, you want those wings still??? got a nice hot batch waiting for you!"

brett-"HELL YEAH BITCH"

leisa-.... inserts hot wing into bretts ass... "HOW YOU LIKE DEM HOT WANGS MOTHERFU**KER!!!?!?!"

brett- cries...

[Leisa]

im calling BS lol



I dont spit shine anyones shoes... you check with the guys at the airport though, they may be able to hook you up..lol

[Sammich]

there's nothing wrong with slippin it in when she's asleep!!

TR00F


Ummmhmmm,,, you aint getting shit if you keep calling me a bitch.. got it motherfucker????? hahahahahah :lmfao:

brett..she's way the fuck outa hand..when i come over to play 360 i dnt wana hear none of this back talkin lol

[1000cckiller]

after that statement..

this is what i see happening when you return home tonight...


brett-"hey babe how was your day?... and how funny was our heckling on IA today?? made me LOL!"

leisa "just fine, you want those wings still??? got a nice hot batch waiting for you!"

brett-"HELL YEAH BITCH"

leisa-.... inserts hot wing into bretts ass... "HOW YOU LIKE DEM HOT WANGS MOTHERFU**KER!!!?!?!"

brett- cries... :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps mudda fucker

[Sammich]

after that statement..

this is what i see happening when you return home tonight...


brett-"hey babe how was your day?... and how funny was our heckling on IA today?? made me LOL!"

leisa "just fine, you want those wings still??? got a nice hot batch waiting for you!"

brett-"HELL YEAH BITCH"

leisa-.... inserts hot wing into bretts ass... "HOW YOU LIKE DEM HOT WANGS MOTHERFU**KER!!!?!?!"

brett- cries...

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

how can i join her when i dont know her?

[Leisa]

TR00F



brett..she's way the fuck outa hand..when i come over to play 360 i dnt wana hear none of this back talkin lol



hahahaha, Im just keeping it real... thats all!

[§treet_§peed]

lol hell yeah better have her in the kitchen cooking when we come over tonight

[Killer]

how can i join her when i dont know her?


please leave IA... no one like you...

[1000cckiller]

Damn Brett you gone let Leisa talk to me like that

[ilovemyhonda.]

please leave IA... no one like you...

:umno:

[1000cckiller]

how can i join her when i dont know her?computer, pm address. Damn dont we live in a technical age.

[§treet_§peed]

brett is busy calling her begging her not to kill him when her gets home

[Sammich]

please leave IA... no one like you...

so much tr00f in this thread:lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

damn it now this thread is dieing lol

[Sammich]

brett is busy calling her begging her not to kill him when her gets home

the OG of this thread will be lickin MUCH pussy tonight:lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

and ass lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

so much tr00f in this thread:lmfao:

shut up bish thats not what you were saying last nite

[1000cckiller]

damn it now this thread is dieing lol<34Integras killed it.

[SLo_MKIII]

shut up bish thats not what you were saying last nite

OWNED!!! :lmfao:

[1000cckiller]

the OG of this thread will be lickin MUCH pussy tonight:lmfao:licking his whole head will be in that pussy.

[ilovemyhonda.]

yes i killed it..

[§treet_§peed]

eh

[Sammich]

shut up bish thats not what you were saying last nite

no one wants ur whored out ass..no stfu get ur flat ass in the kitchen cook us all a pizza..one for each fuckin person..i hope ur stupid ass is writin all this down cuz i will not repeat and if u fuck it up ima feed ur ass to michael vicks pitbulls, and we all want meatlovers w/ and we want 5big ass bottles of crown royal and 5 liters of coca cola..now hurry the fuck up and get that shit done

[SLo_MKIII]

licking his whole head will be in that pussy.

hope not... loose box FTL!!!

[Brett]

after that statement..

this is what i see happening when you return home tonight...


brett-"hey babe how was your day?... and how funny was our heckling on IA today?? made me LOL!"

leisa "just fine, you want those wings still??? got a nice hot batch waiting for you!"

brett-"HELL YEAH BITCH"

leisa-.... inserts hot wing into bretts ass... "HOW YOU LIKE DEM HOT WANGS MOTHERFU**KER!!!?!?!"

brett- cries...

Hell nah, she does that I wont ram my dick in her ass later, so she knows to behave and cook my fuckin wings and anyones elses I tell her to cook!! :lmfao:

[Killer]

ok wait wait.. who am i?

"i'm a mommy!!!, i like integras, i have never actually contributed anything but random stupid posts to IA!!!!"

[1000cckiller]

hope not... loose box FTL!!! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

Hell nah, she does that I wont ram my dick in her ass later, so she knows to behave and cook my fuckin wings and anyones elses I tell her to cook!! :lmfao:

FUCK YES THE MAN IS BACK:lmfao:

i want soem lasagna and spaghetti and garlic bread

[Brett]

shut up bish thats not what you were saying last nite

yeah last night he was telling you how your dinner sucked and you need to clean better to!! :lmfao:

[Killer]

Hell nah, she does that I wont ram my dick in her ass later, so she knows to behave and cook my fuckin wings and anyones elses I tell her to cook!! :lmfao:

dang son! layin down the law!!!!!

[§treet_§peed]

no one wants ur whored out ass..no stfu get ur flat ass in the kitchen cook us all a pizza..one for each fuckin person..i hope ur stupid ass is writin all this down cuz i will not repeat and if u fuck it up ima feed ur ass to michael vicks pitbulls, and we all want meatlovers w/ and we want 5big ass bottles of crown royal and 5 liters of coca cola..now hurry the fuck up and get that shit done lol this is a forum she can just refer back to the post if she forgets what we wanted by the time she makes it to the kitchen

[Brett]

FUCK YES THE MAN IS BACK:lmfao:

i want soem lasagna and spaghetti and garlic bread

Get cookin leisa, we got special orders now too besides the wings!! MAKE IT HAPPEN HOOCHIE!!

~runs~

[Sammich]

ok wait wait.. who am i?

"i'm a mommy!!!, i like integras, i have never actually contributed anything but random stupid posts to IA!!!!"

00000000000000 i kno i kno...<34Integras...

what do i when johnny

[Killer]

yeah last night he was telling you how your dinner sucked and you need to clean better to!! :lmfao:


OMG I JUST LOST IT!!! BEST THING EVER SAID!!!

[§treet_§peed]

haha

[Killer]

00000000000000 i kno i kno...<34Integras...

what do i when johnny

click user cp!

[Brett]

OMG I JUST LOST IT!!! BEST THING EVER SAID!!!

im about to ban her ass so she can get back to cooking and cleaning and not posting on IA

[ilovemyhonda.]

no one wants ur whored out ass..no stfu get ur flat ass in the kitchen cook us all a pizza..one for each fuckin person..i hope ur stupid ass is writin all this down cuz i will not repeat and if u fuck it up ima feed ur ass to michael vicks pitbulls, and we all want meatlovers w/ and we want 5big ass bottles of crown royal and 5 liters of coca cola..now hurry the fuck up and get that shit done

1. im not a whore like your mom.
2. my ass is sooo not flat.
3. ill go get you all some pizza with your own money. $5.00 a pizza at Riverside pizza
4. why would i write it down, when its posted already and wont get erased unless the thread does.
5. mike vick's pits are dead :no:
6. go get your own shit or tell your *REAL* g/f too.

[SLo_MKIII]

00000000000000 i kno i kno...<34Integras...

what do i when johnny

congrats u have won the booby prize:D

[1000cckiller]

10th page coming, and so better be my beer<34integras

[Leisa]

Get cookin leisa, we got special orders now too besides the wings!! MAKE IT HAPPEN HOOCHIE!!

~runs~


so, does that mean we wont be at Hooters? :(

[Sammich]

1. im not a whore like your mom.
2. my ass is sooo not flat.
3. ill go get you all some pizza with your own money. $5.00 a pizza at Riverside pizza
4. why would i write it down, when its posted already and wont get erased unless the thread does.
5. mike vick's pits are dead :no:
6. go get your own shit or tell your *REAL* g/f too.

MOTHERFUCKIN DISRESPECTFUL TOO..did ur mama do that to ur daddy..nope she aint have time to say all that shit..its about time for me to follow in his footsteps and knock ur ass out


yeah last night he was telling you how your dinner sucked and you need to clean better to!! :lmfao:

actually i aint said shit to her ass last nite brett..this was all i did

[Leisa]

congrats u have won the booby prize:D


boobies? :D

[§treet_§peed]

lo.l

[1000cckiller]

MOTHERFUCKIN DISRESPECTFUL TOO..did ur mama do that to ur daddy..nope she aint have time to say all that shit..its about time for me to follow in his footsteps and knock ur ass out



actually i aint said shit to her ass last nite brett..this was all i did :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SLo_MKIII]

MOTHERFUCKIN DISRESPECTFUL TOO..did ur mama do that to ur daddy..nope she aint have time to say all that shit..its about time for me to follow in his footsteps and knock ur ass out



actually i aint said shit to her ass last nite brett..this was all i did

LMFAO:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Killer]

im about to ban her ass so she can get back to cooking and cleaning and not posting on IA


brought a tear to my eye just then... really...


peter griffin voice "thats the smartest thing i've ever heard anyone say about anything ever..."

[Sammich]

boobies? :D

yea leisa show them shits to the whole of the men of ia..so we can give them boobies..one thumb up:goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Brett]

so, does that mean we wont be at Hooters? :(

DID I NOT TELL YOUR ASS TO START CLEANING FOR THESE GUESTS COMING OVER? :thinking:

[Sammich]

DID I NOT TELL YOUR ASS TO START CLEANING FOR THESE GUESTS COMING OVER? :thinking:

yea and buy some better sofas..them shits hurt my ass last time...ugghhh

[ilovemyhonda.]

MOTHERFUCKIN DISRESPECTFUL TOO..did ur mama do that to ur daddy..nope she aint have time to say all that shit..its about time for me to follow in his footsteps and knock ur ass out



actually i aint said shit to her ass last nite brett..this was all i did

come near me, and i'll do burn outs on your face with my POS mazda got it bish!?

:burnout:

p.s. then i'll tie you to my muffler and drag your body down 85 for 100 miles

[1000cckiller]

Damn we ran <34integras off

[Leisa]

yea leisa show them shits to the whole of the men of ia..so we can give them boobies..one thumb up:goodjob: :lmfao: :lmfao:




hahahahaha

[Killer]

come near me, and i'll do burn outs on your face with my POS mazda got it bish!?

:burnout:

p.s. then i'll tie you to my muffler and drag your body down 85 for 100 miles

you wouldn't drag anything.. ur muffler would fall off jack ass.. that's the reason they make trailer hitches... as opposed to muffler towing extensions...

[1000cckiller]

come near me, and i'll do burn outs on your face with my POS mazda got it bish!?

:burnout:

p.s. then i'll tie you to my muffler and drag your body down 85 for 100 milesMan get yourhttp://www.rickywolking.com/news/uploads/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpgthat Mazda dont have enough hp.

[ilovemyhonda.]

you wouldn't drag anything.. ur muffler would fall off jack ass.. that's the reason they make trailer hitches... as opposed to muffler towing extensions...

wow shut up.. you take things way to frigen serious..

i dont have a trailer hitch bish im not a redneck like you driving a 2500 with a trailer attached to it..

[Sammich]

come near me, and i'll do burn outs on your face with my POS mazda got it bish!?

:burnout:

p.s. then i'll tie you to my muffler and drag your body down 85 for 100 miles

this slut is tryin racist shit huh...ayo..somebody call up the mob..we gota out of hand heffer on our hands...lets get this shit str8n'd out immediately


that's the reason they make trailer hitches... as opposed to muffler towing extensions...

killer would know..he's dragged many of nigguhz in his day:lmfao:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Man get yourhttp://www.rickywolking.com/news/uploads/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpgthat Mazda dont have enough hp.

no but i speed and ill make sure to hit every bump

[Sammich]

Man get yourhttp://www.rickywolking.com/news/uploads/HEAD-UP-YER-ASS.jpgthat Mazda dont have enough hp.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps if i can

[Sammich]

*GONE TO LUNCH

[§treet_§peed]

wow.. so what kinda beer we drinking tonight? o yeah i want some fried chicken and some beans and some biscuits too!!!!!!!!!

[Kelly]

Wow, looks like I missed some excitement. LOL

[STI LOVER]

Wow are we setting sum bishes straight? that's what I'm talking about. lol.

[SLo_MKIII]

wow.. so what kinda beer we drinking tonight? o yeah i want some fried chicken and some beans and some biscuits too!!!!!!!!! u might wanna get some gas-x while ur at it:D

[Leisa]

Wow, looks like I missed some excitement. LOL

yep you missed the excitement for the day...

[§treet_§peed]

u might wanna get some gas-x while ur at it:D got some in my dash..:D i stay ready

[Kelly]

I hate that...

[§treet_§peed]

Wow are we setting sum bishes straight? that's what I'm talking about. lol. better be careful i think your g/f coule whoop your ass lol

[Killer]

wow shut up.. you take things way to frigen serious..

i dont have a trailer hitch bish im not a redneck like you driving a 2500 with a trailer attached to it..

being too serious is way better than being a complete moron...

it would have been different had your post made sense...

[§treet_§peed]

hey killer.. you better beat chante's pussy up good tonight and tomorrow since it;'s her b-day and all lol

[STI LOVER]

better be careful i think your g/f coule whoop your ass lol

:lmfao: :lmfao: I think u must be mistaken me for someone else like PBS or killer that let their women boss them. :lmfao:

[§treet_§peed]

hahaha

[Brett]

Wow are we setting sum bishes straight? that's what I'm talking about. lol.

Thats how we do!!!

[STI LOVER]

Thats how we do!!!

that's what I'm talking about.
~high fives brett~

[Wurm]

lmao this thread made my day gotta go give a bitch a hand delivered gift wrapped pimp slap

[Killer]

hey killer.. you better beat chante's pussy up good tonight and tomorrow since it;'s her b-day and all lol


LOL! outta freakin now where just then!!!!!!!!






but yes sir.. that's the plan!!!!!!!!!!!!

she didn't come down this week like normal... so yeah.. it's gonna happen for sure... :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :love: :love: :love: :bannana: :bannana: :boobies: :boobies: :idb: :idb: :idb: :eek: :eek: :idb: :eek: oops wrong hole :idb: :idb: :idb: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :cheers: :bday: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :bday: :bigok: get two thumbs in there like the fonz :yumyum: :yumyum: :nautjerk: :nautjerk: :ky: :ky: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :nx: :leghump: :piss: :piss: :piss: :bootyshak :la: :hump: :hump: :flash: :flash: :flash: :smackass: :smackass: :smackass: :ninja: :idb: :idb: :bannana: :bannana: :goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

lols

[Leisa]

LOL! outta freakin now where just then!!!!!!!!






but yes sir.. that's the plan!!!!!!!!!!!!

she didn't come down this week like normal... so yeah.. it's gonna happen for sure... :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :love: :love: :love: :bannana: :bannana: :boobies: :boobies: :idb: :idb: :idb: :eek: :eek: :idb: :eek: oops wrong hole :idb: :idb: :idb: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :cheers: :bday: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :bday: :bigok: get two thumbs in there like the fonz :yumyum: :yumyum: :nautjerk: :nautjerk: :ky: :ky: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :nx: :leghump: :piss: :piss: :piss: :bootyshak :la: :hump: :hump: :flash: :flash: :flash: :smackass: :smackass: :smackass: :ninja: :idb: :idb: :bannana: :bannana: :goodjob:



hahahaha, this made me L-O-L!

[§treet_§peed]

so you got them wings ready yet?

[1000cckiller]

so you got them wings ready yet?x2

[Kelly]

LOL! outta freakin now where just then!!!!!!!!






but yes sir.. that's the plan!!!!!!!!!!!!

she didn't come down this week like normal... so yeah.. it's gonna happen for sure... :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :love: :love: :love: :bannana: :bannana: :boobies: :boobies: :idb: :idb: :idb: :eek: :eek: :idb: :eek: oops wrong hole :idb: :idb: :idb: :boobies: :boobies: :boobies: :cheers: :bday: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :bday: :bigok: get two thumbs in there like the fonz :yumyum: :yumyum: :nautjerk: :nautjerk: :ky: :ky: :hitit: :hitit: :hitit: :nx: :leghump: :piss: :piss: :piss: :bootyshak :la: :hump: :hump: :flash: :flash: :flash: :smackass: :smackass: :smackass: :ninja: :idb: :idb: :bannana: :bannana: :goodjob:



Lol...

:rly:

[Killer]

Lol...

:rly:
:yes:

[Kelly]

You forgot :kiss:

[Sammich]

wow.. so what kinda beer we drinking tonight? o yeah i want some fried chicken and some beans and some biscuits too!!!!!!!!!

yea we drinkin steel reserve and corona

[§treet_§peed]

werd.. i like em both specially corona Extra

[1000cckiller]

yea we drinkin steel reserve and coronaeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww steel

[§treet_§peed]

^ lol noob

[Sammich]

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww steel

steel's the shit..one of the few beers i drink..steel reserve, corona and budweiser select:goodjob:

[§treet_§peed]

yeah i can drink almost everything cept that nasty ass bud ice

[Hundo®]

Repost.

[1000cckiller]

^ lol noobnoob, shit come drink some hard liquor and then we can talk. noob so funny. I will drink ya under da table boi

[§treet_§peed]

you prolly could now cause i maybe drink a beer once a month lol.. i used to stay drunk 7 days a week when i was in night school

[Brett]

IM GOING HOME NOW, MY WOMAN BESTTER HAVE MY WINGS COOKED AND MTY XBOX READY FOR ME TO PLAY

[1000cckiller]

you prolly could now cause i maybe drink a beer once a month lol.. i used to stay drunk 7 days a week when i was in night schoolwell we still need to go for drinks one day.

[Sammich]

IM GOING HOME NOW, MY WOMAN BESTTER HAVE MY WINGS COOKED AND MTY XBOX READY FOR ME TO PLAY

HEY BRETT...TAPE UR ASSHOLE SO U WNT GET WINGS SAUCE IN THERE

[thinkfast®]

TELL HER QUE ONDA BRETT, TELL HER TO PLAY BOB FOR THE PETO

JAJAJA

[Leisa]

IM GOING HOME NOW, MY WOMAN BESTTER HAVE MY WINGS COOKED AND MTY XBOX READY FOR ME TO PLAY


kinda hard jackass when you get home before I do... use that little brain of yours..lol

[Sammich]

brett.. i mean leisa...i keep forgettin whose who in this relationship lol...u got those wings simmerin?

[Leisa]

brett.. i mean leisa...i keep forgettin whose who in this relationship lol...u got those wings simmerin?



HAHAHAHA, YOU ARE SO FUNNY!

[Sammich]

i just shipped brett a brand new box of phonebooks..if he's the man he says he is..i recommend havin those wings ready cuz i think all of those phonebooks will be soakin wet by the time the night is over...that means @ 11:59 he's gona have all of them books soaked..yep before midnight..yep before the clock strikes 12..yep before u go to bed...yep before he gives u his meat..yep before he goes ridin tonight..lolol

[Brett]

I will use those phone books to beat her ass if she doesnt do as she is told!! HA HA HA

[Leisa]

i just shipped brett a brand new box of phonebooks..if he's the man he says he is..i recommend havin those wings ready cuz i think all of those phonebooks will be soakin wet by the time the night is over...that means @ 11:59 he's gona have all of them books soaked..yep before midnight..yep before the clock strikes 12..yep before u go to bed...yep before he gives u his meat..yep before he goes ridin tonight..lolol



ohhh see i thought you were sending them so I could sit higher and see better out of the Vue

[babygurl]

ohhh see i thought you were sending them so I could sit higher and see better out of the Vue


new sig!!!

[redrumracer]

US MEN NEED TO TAKE A STAND!!! MARTIN LUTHER HAD A DREAM!!! THIS IS OUR DREAM!! WOMAN BE OUR SLAVES NOW OR ELSE!!

you can keep your i have a dream speech, last guy that did that got shot.

[§treet_§peed]

well we still need to go for drinks one day. lol i'm only 20 so you'll have to wait til next year when i turn 21 june 17th unlessi can find my fake ID :D

[1000cckiller]

lol i'm only 20 so you'll have to wait til next year when i turn 21 june 17th unlessi can find my fake ID :Dits all good, 21 will come quickly

[Maverick]

*raises beer* "here, here"

[Mike Lowrey]

Just a little thing to remember.

Woman need to keep thier asses off the computers and have our dinners ready, House clean (And done right the first time) and be here for our sexual needs.

Discuss.

:lmfao:

QFT!

Hell yeah!

[Sammich]

ohhh see i thought you were sending them so I could sit higher and see better out of the Vue

you will be sitting higher alright..once brett beats that ass w/ those books ur ass will be swollen..hence, higher sitting:goodjob:

[itsjustdee]

brett don't be ignorant...
why cook when we can go out to eat for less with your senior citizen discount?
lol :)

[Sammich]

oh snap

[Kevykev]

US MEN NEED TO TAKE A STAND!!! MARTIN LUTHER HAD A DREAM!!! THIS IS OUR DREAM!! WOMAN BE OUR SLAVES NOW OR ELSE!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHAHA

Damn you corrupted the hell outta that dream...damn!!!

:lmfao:

[Leisa]

you will be sitting higher alright..once brett beats that ass w/ those books ur ass will be swollen..hence, higher sitting:goodjob:


shut it!