What would be the most badass way to die?

[coolcat]

For example - fighting an a jaguar to death

What would be some more really really badass ways to die?

[Leadfoot_mf]

why trying to come up with an original "bad ass" way to kill yourself?

[Annihilation]

of old age

[coolcat]

why trying to come up with an original "bad ass" way to kill yourself?


Lol, no - I'm just bored pretty much

[Leadfoot_mf]

of old age

while fucking a 20 year old hottie

[coolcat]

of old age


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: +1

[Leadfoot_mf]

Lol, no - I'm just bored pretty much
go watch "the bridge" then tell me if it made u laugh :goodjob:

[SL65AMG]

.... in a top fueler.... well....for some people anyways

[Annihilation]

I change my vote to

"while getting mugged"

[SloWRX]

fighting with QD

[coolcat]

fighting with QD

Yikes.. thats intense.

[Crazy Asian]

Fuck all the hot female celebs in one night then all of them blow up.

[Killer]

during orgasm...

[Brett]

1 chick on my face and one riding my dick!! THATS HOW I WANNA GO

[Dracc]

die from intense jodo chops to the balls :(

[Dracc]

1 chick on my face and one riding my dick!! THATS HOW I WANNA GO


greedy.... me.... fawking the hell outta beyonce.... bust a nut then DIE :D

[ZeroAccess]

Sliding down a slide with razor blades into a pool of lemon juice and salt...

How I'll probally die: By the hands of a bunch of loser IA people when they find out that I've been screwing their g/f's while they surf IA. Yea thats it lol

[gtikid]

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=135647

[civic95]

I'll settle for in my sleep.

[Leisa]

I'll settle for in my sleep.


me too!

[eclecticteg2]

http://www.phrank.com/images/sh/season1/hgn-11-02-25.jpg

Thats a cool way to die. Its also the advice many should heed to.

[NewGen33]

Instant heart failure while having an orgy with the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. :yes:

[XanRules]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

[coolcat]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Lol, I was just thinking about this. Maddox ftw.

[VooDooXII]

Saving babies from a mad gunman.

[XanRules]

why would you save babies!?

[VooDooXII]

why would you save babies!?

So they don't die... :dunno:

Edit: Saving cheerleaders from a mad gunman.

[redrumracer]

what the hell kind of ? is this? i dont ever wanna die. i want to stay in my 20's forever.

[XanRules]

So they don't die... :dunno:

Edit: Saving cheerleaders from a mad gunman.

Okay, I can get behind that.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Okay, I can get behind that.

thats what she said

[XanRules]

Hey, I could get behind some cheerleaders.

[coolcat]

thats what she said


Wait.. that mean she buttseck'd you.. WTF? :lmfao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

Wait.. that mean she buttseck'd you.. WTF? :lmfao:

no...........idk,does it?lol

[Hektik]

In a dog fight against enemy forces from outerspace, who are here to take all of our beautiful woman and leaving us only the nasty ugly fat bitches, while flying an F-22 Raptor.


But seriously I want to die in my sleep when I reach the point in my life where I can no longer wipe my own ass.

[coolcat]

In a dog fight against enemy forces from outerspace, who are here to take all of our beautiful woman and leaving us only the nasty ugly fat bitches, while flying an F-22 Raptor.


I think you win.



no...........idk,does it?lol


Yes. Owned :gay:

[GIXXERDK]

I want to die crashing screaming fighting

[The Yousef]

...going out in a blaze of glory

:fire:

[aemkitfox]

I want to die by becoming a Necromonger.

I guess jumping out of a plane way way up would be cool. You would fall for so long you would have time to accept your fate long before it happens, and when it happens you'll be full of adrenaline.

[greenek]

rich

[RandomGuy]

in a microwave

[.blank cd]

In a dog fight against enemy forces from outerspace, who are here to take all of our beautiful woman and leaving us only the nasty ugly fat bitches, while flying an F-22 Raptor.


But seriously I want to die in my sleep when I reach the point in my life where I can no longer wipe my own ass.

Nah, i think id want to win that battle. Maybe after i was returning to the battleship, my landing gear fails and i coast into an ocean? I would just rather die as the hero that saved beautiful women from enemy forces from outerspace, not the guy that was trying to save beautiful women and got owned by the enemy's ion cannon or somethin

[NAG2I]

in a roman battle arena with only a really short metal bat(you know one thats real light and easy to swing)
while thousands of like stronger then normal baby zombies attack you

[.blank cd]

.::Insert random funny 300/Sparta .gif here::.

[gtikid]

What if some people like fat bitches :thinking:

[ahmonrah]

the most badass way to die?
85yrs old while getting a blowjob from the fine ass nurse, after a full life of sex, no night in jail and no bullet or stab wounds....

[R32Dragon]

While fighting off swarm of beligerant zombie gay midgets with nothing but my bare hands and a 12 pack of beer.

[UpSideDownDesi]

in a F-22, in a dog fight and die after shooting down atleast 5+ other enemy fighters.

[VooDooXII]

Basically...anything with chicks, fast cars and/or fighter jets...oh yea, and LOTS of explosions.

[Friggintitsman]

Dick deep in some good pussy

[Echonova]

Being this guy....

[redrumracer]

in a microwave
would a dryer do? they both involve the heating of something

[JITB]

riding(on top of the tanker) a full gas tanker off of the on ramp from 285 west, to 85 south..from the highest point, onto traffic @ around 5:45 on tuesday afternoon.........in the fall... and the shit exploding THUS

sending spaghetti junction crashing down....

and than having the footage uploaded on youtube...for enternal entertainment....

[The Yousef]

riding(on top of the tanker) a full gas tanker off of the on ramp from 285 west, to 85 south..from the highest point, onto traffic @ around 5:45 on tuesday afternoon.........in the fall... and the shit exploding THUS

sending spaghetti junction crashing down....

and than having the footage uploaded on youtube...for enternal entertainment....

:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::goodjob::goodj ob::goodjob::goodjob::goodjob::goodjob:


...INDEED


IF I'M GOING DOWN....I'M TAKING AS MANY PEOPLE WITH ME AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!


:lmfao: :lmao: :lmfao:

...just so people can remember me far into the future after my death lol

[The Yousef]

i'll also find a way to upload my soul to the IA server and haunt you bitches... :ninja:

[VooDooXII]

i'll also find a way to upload my soul to the IA server and haunt you bitches... :ninja:

QD would find you.

[FlyingStroke240]

OMFG..................

[ZeroAccess]

I wouldn't mind dying while hearing my friends screaming wake up while driving the wrong way on I-285 at 160+mph.

[Jecht]

i'll also find a way to upload my soul to the IA server and haunt you bitches... :ninja:

Right click -> Delete :goodjob:

[VooDooXII]

I wouldn't mind dying while hearing my friends screaming wake up while driving the wrong way on I-285 at 160+mph.

I saw a bumper sticker...

"I want do die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming in the back seat like *some other family member*"

[d993s]

while fucking a 20 year old hottie

That's not very risky or exciting.
Maybe a 14 year old? Come on, admit it.

[Maverick]

goin 180+ on a bike

[0p7!mu5]

the most awesome way i can think of is download my mind to a robot body, get one good blow job from the whore down the street, write a fuck you letter to everyone who pissed me off, call the cops on myself, crawl my elderly ass into some badass car i used the last of my money to put together get on 85 while getting hammered on coke, and a whole lot of absinth, to the point where i dont feel the shit im taking while doing all this, blasting Given up by linkin park, Hit the nitrous bottle and hold the trigger til i break the tach and speedometer and light the fuse which is connected to the huge payload of napalm I have in my trunk, pull out the smg's and shoot every cop chasing me between here and atlanta ultimately resulting in my firey death near the varsity which catches fire due to the huge ammount of grease in that place which goes up in a ball of greese and flames and takes a few city blocks with it. My death would trigger the bombs i have set in the local police station, emo clubs, dashboard confessionals tour van, and a few other places. the robot to be sealed in a capsule mega man x style only to wake up 30 years later to get into another car and continue my leagacy of whatever the hell i was doing before I died.. Probably still on ia:D ..Thats How I would do it...:cheers: :lmfao:

[coolcat]

^ New winner.

[0p7!mu5]

oh yeah I forgot to scream thug lyfe bitches!!! that's a must..

[S II K]

going 160+mph on a bike head on to a semi...



nothing is more bad ass then that.

[S II K]

goin 180+ on a bike


damn you kinda took mine already.

[On_Her_Face]

an arrow to the throat

[NewGen33]

...

[BKgen®]

jumping off the empire state building...














...naked.

[coolcat]

...

EXIT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET

[NewGen33]

EXIT YOUR FUCKING INTERNET
I typed the wrong thing so I posted that until I could fix it get off my nuts. :tongue1:

[coolcat]

I typed the wrong thing so I posted that until I could fix it get off my nuts. :tongue1:


I SEE YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET. I GUESS YOU FAILED TWICE AT THIS, WANNA GO FOR A 3RD?

[Echonova]

I SEE YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET. I GUESS YOU FAILED TWICE AT THIS, WANNA GO FOR A 3RD?~raises hand~

[coolcat]

~raises hand~


Oh hello Echonova, may I help you?

[NewGen33]

I SEE YOU'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET. I GUESS YOU FAILED TWICE AT THIS, WANNA GO FOR A 3RD?
Are you serious right now? I'm not about to get into some shit with you for other peoples enjoyment. Find another person to have a E-Thug fight with.

[coolcat]

Are you serious right now?


THAT WAS YOUR 3RD.





Yeah I'm just bored and messing around. IA FTW! Here's some +reps to cheer you up.

[NewGen33]

THAT WAS YOUR 3RD.





Yeah I'm just bored and messing around. IA FTW! Here's some +reps to cheer you up.
Haha thanks, got you back. And yes I am sad OSU lost, even though I knew they would. :cry:

[coolcat]

And yes I am sad OSU lost, even though I knew they would. :cry:


BAHAHAHA, OWNED. :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: FUCK OSU LMAO.


I'm in such a good mood JUST because they lost, lolol @ you.

[NewGen33]

BAHAHAHA, OWNED. :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: FUCK OSU LMAO.


I'm in such a good mood JUST because they lost, lolol @ you.
Thats it *draws sword*

[coolcat]

Thats it *draws sword*


UHMMM... LOLOL.

[NewGen33]

UHMMM... LOLOL.
ya i'm done :doh:

[coolcat]

So.. basically you're saying I win?

[NewGen33]

So.. basically you're saying I win?
For now :ninja:

[coolcat]

Yesssssss

[Echonova]

Yessssssshttp://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/babalityqt4gw7.gif

[coolcat]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/babalityqt4gw7.gif


BAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS SO FUCKING WRONG BUT I JUST ABOUT DIED LAUGHING OMFG LOLOLOL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[robbyrob016]

However it is i die, i want that shit on youtube..

[VooDooXII]

Being hit by a Bugatti Veyron at 253 mph?

[On_Her_Face]

Being hit by a Bugatti Veyron at 253 mph?

mine better than urs

[0p7!mu5]

dude mine was off da chain!

[On_Her_Face]

was it better than an arrow to the throat?.. dont think so

[BKgen®]

having a lit stick of dynamite rammed up your ass....



bummer.