One crazy night with IA peeps

[The Ren]

Well after stopping by the dead target meet, Heather, Joe (sniperjoe), Pat(Deafpimp), and Myself decided to go to Jock N Jills.. Mike(Vteckidd) also joined us a bit later in the night. Heather started the night: "I'm not drinking"... well 2 pitchers later (and lots of mention of head) this is what I got out of her (famous quote of heather)

-"3 way, tried it"
-But I was drinking so it doesnt count"
-"You gatta ride me? Shouldnt it be the other way around"
-"Reverse Cowgirl"
-"Hood ornament on the short bus to hell"
-"Hooked on phonics didnt work"
-"Anything I hold comes out wrong"
-"I did poke myself in the eye earlier"
-"I am sometimes, I live in millidgeville"
-"Look the bananas walking across the street"
-"They're touching, leave me alone"
-"you know technically an orgie is two or more people in their room with their shoes off"
-"You know I would like to have sex in the back of a cop car"
-"If you cant duck it, fuck it"
-"You know I have those stories, I went to band camp
-"No I played trumpet"
-"You can do alot of good stuff with a light saber, and it doesnt talk back to you after sex"
-"Im always horny"
-"I have a date with my hand tonight"
-"Cause i talk without thinking and then i swallow my foot"
-"I dont swallon anything, men arn't that worthy"
-"what? I dont suck EVERYTHING"
-"I make an ass of myself on a daily basis"
-"Maybe later too many people around"
-"The thumb would be a new one"

By the way... happy early b-day heather.. let the embaressment begin!!!
(I had a great time with the four of you guys.. we should hang again soon)

-Ren

[Deaf Pimp]

Haha, I have to say there was never a dull moment!

[DJ XtRaK©]

uh....no comment

[boosted1jz]

well then..........

[99ITRGIRL]

:lmfao: Those were great!

[The Ren]

There were a hella more but that was all i could write in between my fits of laugher...

[kilpatty43]

yall suck...but it was a fun night...we have to do it again

[Shawna]

yea when Im not sick please....I woke up and Mike had called! Damnit I miss that boy!

[SniperJoe]

A good time was had by all.

[Buford®]

Some of those actually had me laughing out loud. Good ones. Had I known yous guys were out there, I would have swung by.

[eViLMunkey]

sounds fun.... ;)

[collins]

lol, kristi had one today... we saw a cop parked in a parking lot, and i said the mofo's double parked, she said, "THATS NOT DOUBLE PARKED, THATS JUST FUCKED UP!" lol the way she said it had me bustin out laughing!

[Buford®]

WTF are you talking about, Collins?

[collins]

above were heather's funny quotes. so i posted one of kristi's.

[Vteckidd]

yea when Im not sick please....I woke up and Mike had called! Damnit I miss that boy!
:eek: *blushes* yeah it was nice to meet a few poeple, i was kinda quiet for a change lol

[Darling Nikki]

Wow, no comment.

[Scrappy]

k thats just nice! thanks for the invites :( especially mike... punk ass stay out of my town unless I invite you ;) YAY!

[Darling Nikki]

Don't worry Krissy....not a big deal.

[Scrappy]

yeah GHEY! , but mike still should of called... seems the SB got replaced :( asshole

[The Ren]

I dont have anyones #.. If I did I woulda called peeps..

[kilpatty43]

there werent any invites bc we figured since no one showed up to target that they were doing other shit...so those of us that were there decided to go do something bc it started to rain...

[Scrappy]

i was only kidding about the invite... sorry

[Buford®]

I would have come with, but I was a little late. But appearantly yous guys were right across from Target and I didn't even see yous guys.

[The Ren]

I was at target at 8:50ish...we left the meet around what 9:30ish?

[Vteckidd]

Krisy, last time i checked you replaced me :( just kidding. i was on the site of town, and stopped by to meet a few peoppple. i called shawna and she rejected me, i was gonna call kriussy, bu t i figured you were out with your man :cool:

[Scrappy]

sign on AIM dork! and say that ;)

[Kristi]

oh thanks karen - no early happy b-day for me?!?!? j/k

and thanks james! you weren't supposed to post that!

oh and you get used to heathers random thoughts and sayings after awhile. but those are still funny. the best is still "if you break your driveshaft - you deserve head!"

[The Ren]

bwuahahah more head comments!!! Kristi you get a happy bday on your bday when i give you your present.. heathers was for the humiliation I am putting her through.. although she knows i wub her...

[kilpatty43]

yall still suck...and you know you love my random thoughts

kristi has plenty though! auto-w...we could be twins! lol

[Kristi]

oh what ever mrs i ran into a red pole!

[The Ren]

ok wow.. the two of you got me rolling on the floor.. Ahh the good times with the twins.. Heather.. you just better be ready on thursday... the video camera has awsome sound coverge :D

[Darling Nikki]

Sorry guys but I think I am going to pass this weekend with our plans.

[Vteckidd]

sign on AIM dork! and say that ;)
HAHA!

[Kristi]

why aren't you coming nickie? you know leisa is gonna be pissed!