For the ladies...

[Princess12]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius.)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time.)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions.)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know......it never happened.)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!)

[BiH1320]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius.)





bwhahahaha

[LiL PaKi]

haha nice.. +1

[Hundo®]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(Because they are plugged into a genius.)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(They don't have enough time.)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(They don't stop to ask directions.)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know......it never happened.)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn!)



i agree with 4 and 5, the rest are just stupid. and at least we have bigger brains than dogs, womens brains are smaller than a mans.. it's proven. #1 is the dumbest thing i've ever heard, what a load of trash, i've met more dumb bitches in a day than i've met dumb guys in my lifetime. http://youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg<---- prime example.

[Ran]

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Debating women is like debating over a bad movie. There's no point to it. They're just here for entertainment purposes.

[Hundo®]

true, it's hard to prove a point to someone dumber and can't understand what you're saying :D

["B"]

Where's my got damn phonebook? Princess, get over here!!!

[Sammich]

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Debating women is like debating over a bad movie. There's no point to it. They're just here for entertainment purposes.

tr00f:lmfao:

[Echonova]

What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later

How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!!


Want to hear a joke? Women's rights


What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.


How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

[Shawna]

ok Kevin lmao


Princess not so much but keep trying

[Echonova]

I win!!!!!

[Shawna]

by far

[ep9716]

What does a woman and carpet have in commen? if you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them later

How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!!


Want to hear a joke? Women's rights


What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.


How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

I LOL'd Hard At That!!!
Repped

[Echonova]

Soooo, what are you doing later tonight?

[Echonova]

Fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant



I finished the Oreo`s.
Not to imply anything, but I don`t think the kid weighs 40
pounds.
Y`know, looking at her, you`d never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!
I sure hope your thighs aren`t gonna stay that flabby
forever!
Well, couldn`t they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl.
Darned if you ain`t about five pounds away from a surprise
visit from that Richard Simmons fella.
Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,
that`s gotta hurt.
Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!
Are your ankles supposed to look like that?
Get your *own* ice cream.
Geez, you`re awfully puffy looking today.
Got milk?
Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney?
Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of
Madagascar!
Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water...
Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass!
You don`t have the guts to pull that trigger...

[Tracy]

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Debating women is like debating over a bad movie. There's no point to it. They're just here for entertainment purposes.

That's racise

[XanRules]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Doesn't matter, why wasn't she in the kitchen?

Why don't women need cars?
No road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
Slap her.

["B"]

ok Kevin lmao


Princess not so much but keep trying

You need to get your girl, before I get the phonebook.

Feel like drinking tonight? I got a bottle.

[SixSquared]

The vapor lock made me lol.

[redrumracer]

it all made me lol a little +1 for all