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gtikid
08-22-2007, 12:48 PM
I had this fat ass bitch come in today wanting to buy a headpiece for her old ass piece of shit nokia. She wanted the one that has the button to answer and hang up the call. We didn't have it so she made me call around to see if any of the other stores had it. No problem, that's my job. I gladly called, no one had it.

Then her fat ass wanted me to take her phone apart and clean off all the fucking CAT HAIR that her phone had accumulated on the inside :upchuck: I hate cats. So I take the phone apart and take a tooth brush to it and cat hair just starts flying everywhere :upchuck:. I hand her the outside of the screen (the screen "protector" so to say), and tell her she can clean that part, which I had already gotten rid of all the cat hair, and she looks at me and says "I can clean it?". Yes you fat ass sweaty bitch, get your fat ass hooves off my counter and pick them up for 2 secs to whipe that shit down with your sweaty ass dress....

And then fat people complain about having health problems :slap:

itsjustdee
08-22-2007, 12:50 PM
dang julian, don't talk about your mom like that.

BobbyFresco
08-22-2007, 12:51 PM
Lmmfao....Lazy ppl ftl....

KPowerEP3
08-22-2007, 12:51 PM
lmao.
why's she gotta be fat?
racise.

ilovemyhonda.
08-22-2007, 12:53 PM
^^ LMAO!! i would have been like bish it wouldnt be this dirty if you knew how to keep shyt clean

thats nasty..
cat hair gross

the fat part is funny

Ran
08-22-2007, 01:04 PM
Should have told her you were allergic to cats and couldn't comply with her request.

gtikid
08-22-2007, 01:06 PM
dang julian, don't talk about your mom like that.

Psh my mom weighs like 100lbs. O yea, I forgot, your pregnant, not fat, maybe I should fix my post :lmao:

On_Her_Face
08-22-2007, 01:08 PM
i love faat bitches

gtikid
08-22-2007, 01:09 PM
lmao.
why's she gotta be fat?
racise.

LOL.....she was a sweaty fat bitch. Imagine her being like a fat teacher that you had in high school, you know how annoying those bitches are.

I did have a friend though with a fucked up metabolism. If he ate something, his body would react like he ate 4 of it. Needless to say, he was fat. Then he started doing ice to balance it out :thinking: :screwy:

STI LOVER
08-22-2007, 01:09 PM
LOL

ATL86
08-22-2007, 02:59 PM
LOL.....she was a sweaty fat bitch. Imagine her being like a fat teacher that you had in high school, you know how annoying those bitches are.

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: Holy shit! Can't breathe!:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

itsjustdee
08-22-2007, 03:26 PM
Psh my mom weighs like 100lbs. O yea, I forgot, your pregnant, not fat, maybe I should fix my post :lmao:

:lmfao:
lol hater!

tron
08-22-2007, 03:42 PM
:lmfao:..........."fat sweaty bitch"

RISKYB
08-22-2007, 04:21 PM
that totally pisses me off, fat lazy slobs

WickedIXMR
08-22-2007, 04:36 PM
yea i hate fat lazy bitches too theyre all mad at the world cuz theyre fat and take their anger out on other people

coolcat
08-22-2007, 04:57 PM
Fuck yeah, I hate fat bitches. One time when I was pretty young, about 13 or so I'd guess - I was on an airplane sitting in the aisle seat, next to 2 ppl, a big fat bitch and her trash boyfriend. Well tubby seems to think its just fine to go ahead and lift up the armrest between me and her, and literally flop her fat onto my seat, I was so damn pissed off. Eventually the blubber actually started beginning to rub on me and at that point I thought enough was enough and asked her if it was ok if I could lower the armrest, she said yes but looked a little ticked off. Fuck fat girls. (not literally though).

OneSlow5pt0
08-22-2007, 05:08 PM
Fat chicks need love too




















but they gotta pay,gigdy

Frög
08-22-2007, 05:11 PM
http://static.flickr.com/27/60194693_ea2c64cc0d.jpg

i think fat people are fucking awsome lolol..

Jblizzard
08-22-2007, 07:55 PM
like all fat ppl

they think the world owes them something for taking up more of it

DeeAOne
08-22-2007, 07:59 PM
lmao :lmfao::lmfao: "yes you fat ass sweaty bitch"...

gtikid
08-22-2007, 08:30 PM
like all fat ppl

they think the world owes them something for taking up more of it

Like fat people getting mad when they have to pay the price of 2 to fly on an airplane. Your fat. You take up 2 maybe 3 seats. You breathe x9762671 more air than I do, which on a plane is pretty damn important to me. And i'd be pretty afraid to ride in an airplane that has a gangsta lean to it.

They're lucky they're not made to ride on the bed of an 18 wheeler :lmao:

KPowerEP3
08-22-2007, 08:34 PM
like all fat ppl

they think the world owes them something for taking up more of it

fuck you buddy, you don't owe me shit but a blow on my shaft for your own stupidity.

robbyrob016
08-22-2007, 09:05 PM
yea fat people pretty much suck... it's fun to lap them when running though haha