asshole kids

[Hektik]

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Kids-
I dont have kids. My friends dont have kids. My experience with little kids is fairly limited. However, i have fairly extensive experience with junior high and high school kids. And y'know what? They're spoiled, arrogant little assholes.

When I see some kid at the restaurant that wont take off his headphones or put away his PSP to eat dinner, I want to slap his parents in the face. When I watch Nanny 911 or Supernanny and I hear some beanbag housewife whining that she cant control her 3 year old, I want to kick my television set to the floor. When I hear some little crotchfruit at Meijers throwing a tantrum because he cant have a video game/candy bar/toy, I want to go up to him and scream at him as loudly as i possibly can, until my throat is raw and bleeding and i'm screaming a fine red mist all over this little shit's face.

What the fuck ever happened to discipline? NO MEANS NO. It doesnt even have to involve spankings, I was spanked maybe 3 times when I was a kid. Those 3 times were enough. YOU'RE the parent, YOU'RE the adult, YOU ARE IN CONTROL. I'm sorry, but if you're 30 and cant control a 3 year old you belong in a home with someone spooning applesauce into your stupid piehole. If you dont want to take the time to be a parent, dont have kids. It IS a choice, if abortion is against your beliefs then give the baby up to one of the thousands of couples who cant have kids but desperatly want them. (unless their gay, because we all know gay people cant raise babies. two people who love eachother are only allowed children if the peepees dont match.)

Parenting takes time and effort, I'm pretty sure on that one, and by time and effort I do NOT mean plunking them down in front of the television for 5 hours. It does not mean buying a 4 year old an X-BOX 360 so "he wont get bored." HE'S 4. A four year old can play with a box and some lawn chairs for hours on end, and be perfectly happy. However, when the kid is stacking the lawnchairs on the box and then trying to stand on top of it and falls, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SUE THE LAWN CHAIR COMPANY. You were supposed to be watching him, hell, maybe helping him build his fort, not sitting on your ass in the other room talking on the phone, painting your nails, and watching Dr. Phil. You are not entitled to monetary damages because you're an idiot. I wish I was a judge, I'd be like Judge Judy except with more profanity.

People, the world has been dumbed down enough. Stop freaking out and whining about television/music/games/movies and fucking it up for adults. You dont like the vulgar music your kids listen to? I agree, it's a little disturbing to have a 10 year old walking around singing "my humps" or "crazy bitch", so maybe dont buy them the cd's? I like the cd's and I'm 26 years old, but because of your bitching certain stores wont carry the cds I might enjoy.

You dont like violent video games? Quit waiting in line for 234231 hours the day after Thanksgiving to buy them x-box nine billion.

Does your 8 year old really need a shirt that says TEASE and itty bitty shorts that say JUICY on the butt? You want to paint her a big red sandwich board that says "PEDOPHILES PLEASE LOOK AT ME" while you're at it?

Exercise a little discipline and maybe some personal self-control. You dont have to buy them everything they ask for. Or, if some analogies might help you out here, quit digging your own grave, quit making the bed that you will sleep in, quit shooting yourself in the foot. Do not buy a video game and then freak out and attempt to sue video game companies because it "made" your kid attempt to torch your neighbors cat. Do some research. Wait, that might take up some of your Days of our Lives programming time, maybe try it at night, after you shoot your husband down for sex because you've been too tired "watching the kids" all day. He can sneak off to his laptop to look at porn, you can sit in the living room and actually try making yourself a better parent. It's so much easier to do that without those pesky kids around.

Fuck you and your whiny, spoiled, irritating, pussy kids.
(and before you email me saying YOU'RE NOT A MOTHER SO YOU DONT KNOW, realize that I dont care. Whether or not I'm a mother has nothing to do with how crappy you are as a parent. When I see your child, it's in public, where they should be on their best behavior. If this is how they act in public, good fucking luck with them at home.)



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[81911SC]

Cliffs?

[Scrilla]

WOW!!!


And I agree! +1 f0 j0o...

[BiH1320]

+1

[Hektik]

Cliffs?
rant on poor parenting..

[KPowerEP3]

wow. It's like you read my mind. reps for you, sir.

[Hektik]

Ummm just to let you guys know, I didnt write this. I found it on the best of craigslist...Dont want to take credit for something I didnt write, even though I agree 100%..

[_Christian_]

good find. i hate spoiled little kids. lol +2

[coolcat]

HELL FUCKING GODDAMN YES. I've been thinking this same exact shit forever, the show that gets me the most pissed off has got to be Sweet 16.. I swear some of those bitches I really would not mind if they got in a car crash and died. Spoiled whiney bitchy kids FTL. When I was younger and I tried any of this bullshit on my parents I'd get my ass beat, I hate pussy ass parents that are scared to smack their lil brats, fuck that shit, it worked on me I behaved good not like a little stuck up brat peice of crap.

[BobbyFresco]

HELL FUCKING GODDAMN YES. I've been thinking this same exact shit forever, the show that gets me the most pissed off has got to be Sweet 16.. I swear some of those bitches I really would not mind if they got in a car crash and died. Spoiled whiney bitchy kids FTL. When I was younger and I tried any of this bullshit on my parents I'd get my ass beat, I hate pussy ass parents that are scared to smack their lil brats, fuck that shit, it worked on me I behaved good not like a little stuck up brat peice of crap.



+ 1 to you and the op....like ^^^^ said, too many punk ass parents let their kids run them...I hate that shit...
I'm a parent and I do not allow my two girls to act out in public or even at home for that matter.....

[BobbyFresco]

I have to spread rep, coolcat.

[ilovemyhonda.]

You know what, I am a mother of a 13 month old, and I agree completely. He is spoiled, don't get me wrong, but when it comes down to it I do discipline him.

Like the other day I was at babies's'us and he seen a toy he really wanted. Well I tried to get away but he threw a tatrum. I gave in and let him play with it for a bit, but then I put it back on the shelf. Point blank I wasn't buying it regardless of if he screamed his head off. Well he decided he was so mad he was trying to hit at me. I popped him on his had and said, "This is not the way we behave in public and you need to learn that when I don't buy you something it's not the end of the world."
He continued to cry and scream. I ignored it and checked out at the register and left. Once we got outside he was fine. He's my first baby thats why he is spoiled, but really enough is enough. He is not going to run me. Whenever he does something he shouldn't and I tell him no over and over again and he just looks at me, I get up I go to him and tell him NO. Then I move him somewhere else where his toys are.

[Shawna]

amen

[Jaimecbr900]

So you found my rant on Craigslist, huh??? :D JP.

I agree 1000000%.

[Kevykev]

That was nicely formulated!

[Maniaç]

im not reading all that shit! but everyone is repping your gay ass, so here... enjoy these!

[Ran]

Reps for an outstanding post.

[P. A.]

excellent!! reps to everyone that agree

[OneSlow5pt0]

dont blame kids,its the dumbass parents that ruin them

[wantboost]

"Does your 8 year old really need a shirt that says TEASE and itty bitty shorts that say JUICY on the butt? You want to paint her a big red sandwich board that says "PEDOPHILES PLEASE LOOK AT ME" while you're at it?"
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ROFL!!! reps

[tony]

You know what, I am a mother of a 13 month old, and I agree completely. He is spoiled, don't get me wrong, but when it comes down to it I do discipline him.

Like the other day I was at babies's'us and he seen a toy he really wanted. Well I tried to get away but he threw a tatrum. I gave in and let him play with it for a bit, but then I put it back on the shelf. Point blank I wasn't buying it regardless of if he screamed his head off. Well he decided he was so mad he was trying to hit at me. I popped him on his had and said, "This is not the way we behave in public and you need to learn that when I don't buy you something it's not the end of the world."
He continued to cry and scream. I ignored it and checked out at the register and left. Once we got outside he was fine. He's my first baby thats why he is spoiled, but really enough is enough. He is not going to run me. Whenever he does something he shouldn't and I tell him no over and over again and he just looks at me, I get up I go to him and tell him NO. Then I move him somewhere else where his toys are.

I'm not going to tell you how to be a parent but theres a couple of problems I see here. First he threw a tantrum and you gave in, second he was screaming and you ignored it. From what I've learned of being a parent is that lessons have a snowball effect, set the standard early and it will be amplified the older they grow so if you "ignore" certain things now just imagine what you'll be dealing with in the years to come.

My son looks up to me but I've had to woop him a couple of times and he probably has another one coming since he's decided to start talking back under his voice. If you lay down the law early your child will not only act right but they will respect you more in the end. Its hard to explain but there are times I've been really strict on my son but it seems when I go back to being playful dad he loves me that much more.

I completely agree with what the guy said about the pedophile thing, it amazes me what some of these parents dress their children in.

[HaYZ]

this needs to be put on a billboard or somethin. i couldn't agree more.

reps for you.:goodjob:

[gtikid]

Dayyum good find Alex. That's sometimes how I feel about my niece :lmfao:

j/k :D

[itsjustdee]

+1

[Kyle]

Hilarious and true.

"We all know gay people can't raise kids." Hahahahah.

[Jaimecbr900]

My son looks up to me but I've had to woop him a couple of times and he probably has another one coming since he's decided to start talking back under his voice.

How old is your son?

Mine is 8 and he did that for the first time the other day. As long as he has a memory, I don't think it'll happen AGAIN......;)

[ilovemyhonda.]

first of all my son is only 13 months old im not going to "woop" him.. when he throws fits and stuff i give him pops on the hand or the butt but i will not "woop" him he is to young and has no idea what it even really is for yet.. i didnt ignore his screaming and crying i was telling him thats not how he behaves and there is only so much you can do for a baby to understand, but telling him to stop isnt going to make him cuz he doesnt truly understand yet..idc if your son looks up to you, hes older prob and understands more so thats why you can discpline him more.. trust me he will be disciplined but there is only so much you can do when they are still young..

[Kyle]

first of all my son is only 13 months old im not going to "woop" him.. when he throws fits and stuff i give him pops on the hand or the butt but i will not "woop" him he is to young and has no idea what it even really is for yet.. i didnt ignore his screaming and crying i was telling him thats not how he behaves and there is only so much you can do for a baby to understand, but telling him to stop isnt going to make him cuz he doesnt truly understand yet..idc if your son looks up to you, hes older prob and understands more so thats why you can discpline him more.. trust me he will be disciplined but there is only so much you can do when they are still young..
A child is never too young for a woopin. If my kid cried when it was born I'd backhand it.

[ilovemyhonda.]

and you'd go to jail for abuse to a newborn...

my son is disciplined, but like i said i will not woop him, while he is still so young, because they dont even know what it is truly for..even yelling and popping they can hear you and may look at you and start to realize when they do something bad it happens, but they dont completely understand

[OneSlow5pt0]

A child is never too young for a woopin. If my kid cried when it was born I'd backhand it.

:lmfao:

whats the 5 fingers say to the face?

[Kyle]

and you'd go to jail for abuse to a newborn...

my son is disciplined, but like i said i will not woop him, while he is still so young, because they dont even know what it is truly for..even yelling and popping they can hear you and may look at you and start to realize when they do something bad it happens, but they dont completely understand
First of all I was joking.

Second thanks for the life story of your child, his behavioral patterns, and your parenting skills. You can stop now.

[ilovemyhonda.]

wtf ... what is this thread about dummy

[tony]

How old is your son?

Mine is 8 and he did that for the first time the other day. As long as he has a memory, I don't think it'll happen AGAIN......;)

6 and he's gotten REAL sly with it lately, like the minute I turn my back he'll start but he's a bit more blatant with his mom.

To the one not wooping a 13 month old... you shouldn't have to but then again they shouldn't think they can hit at you either. I only went by your story as it was told and you said you

a. ignored him when he cried and scream (cannot stand parents who do that in a store or restaurant)
b. gave in to him after he whined for something in the store

That is how it starts, and that is how you end up with parents like the person ranted about in the original post. Nobody is perfect, I surely am not when it comes to parenting but people have to take ownership of their actions and their childrens actions as well.

[ilovemyhonda.]

ok i didnt give in or ignore him, i said i popped him on the hand and in a stern voice spoke to him about how he was behaving.. a 13 month old doesnt understand what that means hes to young..he doesnt know hitting back is a bad thing, but i pop him everytime and scold at him for it and he will eventually understand and stop it..i didnt give in cuz i didnt buy it.. i let him play with it for a few minutes to waste some time, then i put back on the shelf and walked away..point blank your son is 6 mines 13 months.. yours understands, and mine doesnt so you can discpline and he will listen mine just doesnt even know what any of it really truly means yet..

[wantboost]

thanks for the life story of your child, his behavioral patterns, and your parenting skills. You can stop now.
^^^X2

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ screw you =]

[tony]

ok i didnt give in or ignore him, i said i popped him on the hand and in a stern voice spoke to him about how he was behaving.. a 13 month old doesnt understand what that means hes to young..he doesnt know hitting back is a bad thing, but i pop him everytime and scold at him for it and he will eventually understand and stop it..i didnt give in cuz i didnt buy it.. i let him play with it for a few minutes to waste some time, then i put back on the shelf and walked away..point blank your son is 6 mines 13 months.. yours understands, and mine doesnt so you can discpline and he will listen mine just doesnt even know what any of it really truly means yet..


Hmmmm...


I gave in and let him play with it for a bit, but then I put it back on the shelf. Point blank I wasn't buying it regardless of if he screamed his head off.


Well he decided he was so mad he was trying to hit at me.


He continued to cry and scream. I ignored it and checked out at the register and left.

Sounds like he understands more than you give him credit for

[ilovemyhonda.]

i let him play with thats what i gave into.. i didnt give in to buying what he wanted.. i gnored him after i popped him and scolded him.. im not saying hes stupid hes smart, but he doesnt completely understand discipline yet

[81911SC]

Well hell she hasnt been a mother that long, or an adult.

[Sammich]

lol...cold blooded

[Whiteboy™]

i actually read it all, lol, nice write up

[ilovemyhonda.]

gene is absolutely correct, but i am a good mother and will not be walked over ever

[Kyle]

gene is absolutely correct, but i am a good mother and will not be walked over ever
If you say so. Will you stop talking about your kid now?

[81911SC]

Green Reps to Kyle

[81911SC]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Kyle again.

[Sammich]

If you say so. Will you stop talking about your kid now?

yes plz..u fuckin up the thread lol

[ilovemyhonda.]

^^ F U ALL

[Sammich]

LAWL...no 'hard' feelins huh tiff?

[ilovemyhonda.]

stfu leave me alone i hate you bastard

[Sammich]

lololol tiffany is that anyway to talk to ur boss?:D

[ilovemyhonda.]

ur not my boss
your a scrawny little idiot

F U!

[Sammich]

scrawny?? chk my myspace sweet heart..im pedigree..im not midget

[ilovemyhonda.]

you eat pedigree bish

[keevo54]

Definately agree. I worked at my dads childcare this summer and it was awful. The kids don't listen, they all want to fight, 6 year olds walking around saying "I'm gonna kick your ass." The parents come in and kiss their "angels." Ignore the teachers when told of their childrens problems. If the kids cry on the way out about something 9 times out of 10 the parents say wait for a suprise/special treat or something intead of telling the kid to stfu.

[Sammich]

you eat pedigree bish

:2up: no really..:idb: :yes: :locked: :bannana:

[ilovemyhonda.]

yea i know you do..

[Sammich]

so whats the deal w/ ur bf..is he faithful? lol

[Psycho]

^ thread jack

[ilovemyhonda.]

he es muy faithful unlike you pervy sage

[Sammich]

so what LOLOL

*edit* damn tiffany ninja'd me..this was referring to psycho

[Psycho]

It's time for you to put that glock to use, Hektic

[coolcat]

If the kids cry on the way out about something 9 times out of 10 the parents say wait for a suprise/special treat or something intead of telling the kid to stfu.


That shit pisses me off the most, if the little brat whines, smack the hell out of him, if he's well behaved, don't smack the hell out of him. WTF is the deal with parents GIVING when the kids are being little brats?? My aunt is a total pushover and has 2 twins (5th grade crybabys) she drove out of her way to get THEM the food THEY wanted!! That shit pissed me off so much I wanted to beat the hell out of them, If I have a kid and he says waah waah I dont want that!! you better goddamn believe he's gonna be having it for a week, and when that little brat gets smart and finds out whats going on and tries some sly reverse psychology shit, you better believe he's getting smacked.
One time me and my family were over at my grandmothers house, and the 2 twins were there, I was watching the 2 twins play with some lego's or some shit like that, well the first cousin, the boy decides to get greedy and take more legos than his sister, and they start getting angry at eachother and making a fuss, so their pussy aunt comes in and trys to be nice and shit and solve things peacefully and gives them the countdown of 5 GODDAMN MINUTES to put their shit away, after 5 minutes they still wont and are still fussing, and my aunt goes ok will (my dad) you deal with them, she knows he's not a pussy about discipline, my dad walks over to them STOMPS THE FUCK OUTA THEIR SHIT takes them and LOCKS THE FUCKERS IN THE BASEMENT. I had NEVER laughed so hard in my life they were crying and screaming I was literally rofl'ing. now THATS the goddamn way you discipline!

[Psycho]

Who ever made it illegal to beat other people's kids should be kicked in the nuts

[coolcat]

Who ever made it illegal to beat other people's kids should be kicked in the nuts

GODDAMN RIGHT.


Although I probably would have had a lot of ass kickings when I was younger if this rule wasn't in effect.

[Hektik]

Dayyum good find Alex. That's sometimes how I feel about my niece :lmfao:

j/k :D

:lmfao: hahaha... fuck you hoe..lol......:lmfao:

[Kalifornia087]

A-freaking-Men!!!!!!

Im only 19 now, but when i was a little kid, i only had to be spanked twice. I was only given what i wanted a time or two, and the rest of the time, told to to STFU pretty much.
My parents were never harsh, but they got the point across and they weren't bitches about it. And honestly (i know i probably sound biased), i was always a Really, really respectful kid growing up.
Kids these days make me fucking SICK to my stomach. Even more so do their Parents.

Fucking stupid pussie ass parents. Not to mention how bad school teachers have it now, not being able to do shit to students, because thes gay ass parents get their panties in a bundle over their kid getting yelled at. High school kids are 85% straight up little fuckers to teachers. And nothing is done about it.

Im going to go be sick now.

-Austin

[Hektik]

i say we pass a law giving teachers a can of mase and when little shits get out of hand mase everyone in the class.. teach them to control each other or else theyre all getting it....lol

[Kalifornia087]

i say we pass a law giving teachers a can of mase and when little shits get out of hand mase everyone in the class.. teach them to control each other or else theyre all getting it....lol
For Real!!
Or at least go back to letting them pop the shit outta some knuckles with a ruler or something. I spent 1st and 2nd grade in a catholic school. You didn't pull that shit their, or you got jacked up. By a little old woman!!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

hey did anyone hear about the lady in gwinnett who was watching a few kids and wasnt licensed or anything and she had like a farm i guess and she had like old freezers and fridges and stuff in the backyard and she wasnt watching kids or anything and one of the little boys who was 3 yrs old decided to climb up in the fridge and the door shut behind him, and no one knew where he was..he was missing for 5 hrs.. well they found him dead in the fridge because of how hot it was outside and he suffocated..she went the jail and got and they said it was just an accident.. it wasnt even her child it was someone elses.. i would have killed that lady if it was my child..she should have been watching them..