Nitro
08-21-2007, 06:27 AM
>> > A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half
>> > an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
>> > drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>> >
>> > The poor little guy starts crying.
>> >
>> > 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
>> > didn't think you'd CRY.'
>> > 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
>> >
>> > 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs.
>> > 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important
>> > meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
>> > my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in
>> > the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my
>> > dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put
>> > an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the darn poison.'
>> > an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his
>> > drink and gulps it down in one swig.
>> >
>> > The poor little guy starts crying.
>> >
>> > 'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I
>> > didn't think you'd CRY.'
>> > 'I can't stand to see a man crying.'
>> >
>> > 'This is the worst day of my life,' says the little guy between sobs.
>> > 'I can't do anything right.' 'I overslept and was late to an important
>> > meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
>> > my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in
>> > the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my
>> > dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put
>> > an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the darn poison.'