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turbochris
08-20-2007, 09:34 PM
Run my 2000 Dodge Van with any 12 second car. I have money to put where my mouth is THIS IS NO PRANK! I swear on my mama's eyeballs

ueyedgr8tness
08-20-2007, 09:35 PM
1 post lol who made this screen name up.

turbochris
08-20-2007, 09:38 PM
It's my goddam nick name. Whats up? no one can have a van that will run against a 12 second car? Non believers will be red in the face. My friend, a regular here said to come by. This is my third post, the first one got deleted, someone must have got scared when I posted a picture of my motor with the huge rear mount turbo. This is the engine in the van right now. 3.8L awd automatic. The turbo is huge and it has a chain drive 60 psi+ compressor discharge pressure. It's a special military turbo that I can't let anyone see until I get a race with a 12 second car.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/greddy.jpg

Tank
08-20-2007, 09:42 PM
-------------------------> EXIT PLEASE

no wait *ponders*




on second thought please stay lol


*grabs chips and dip*


this will be funny

turbochris
08-20-2007, 09:47 PM
got a 12 second car?, step up with it and your chips and dip and it wont be so F'n funny. I got shit you never seen before

TIGERJC
08-20-2007, 10:07 PM
:gay: thread

turbochris
08-20-2007, 10:22 PM
get yer :gay:12 second car out or shut it. I'm dead serious, I busted my ass on this van and I think it can beat a 12 second car..... maybe it can't..... I'm willing to put up some cash to find out.

On_Her_Face
08-20-2007, 10:45 PM
lol i'll be the first idoit to say it



i'll race the van

On_Her_Face
08-20-2007, 10:46 PM
say $500,000?

ueyedgr8tness
08-20-2007, 10:50 PM
say $500,000?

:lmfao: +1

Hunter02SS
08-20-2007, 10:50 PM
I will give you a 12 second head start!!:cheers:

Nyteryder
08-20-2007, 10:57 PM
is anyone gonna ip check this guy

On_Her_Face
08-20-2007, 11:00 PM
no im hoping its a van that can beat me lol

1civic
08-20-2007, 11:01 PM
My mema said she would give you 5 and the hit and drag your ass down the 1/4... Here is a Pic of her car... :goodjob:

unkn0wndj
08-20-2007, 11:13 PM
lol i'll be the first idoit to say it



i'll race the van

Tape it or something I HAVE to see this.

Z28
08-20-2007, 11:18 PM
I'll follow suit if LS2_Kid loses/backs out.

After seeing that Safari van on Pinks though with a BBC (I think) I'm worried. :lmfao:

n1accord
08-20-2007, 11:19 PM
dust this dude!

Stol3n
08-20-2007, 11:20 PM
i'll run the van!! :D

n1accord
08-20-2007, 11:20 PM
lol....this Will be good. he's (kid in da van)prolly gon win 2. lol

On_Her_Face
08-20-2007, 11:23 PM
well nothing has been posted back yet and im about to hit the sack

onebadgt
08-20-2007, 11:30 PM
ill run the van but i gotta let ya know, i have two turbos makin 61psi of military boost bs

On_Her_Face
08-20-2007, 11:36 PM
which i heard 1psi of military boost is equal 5 psi of jdm boost

turbochris
08-21-2007, 04:18 PM
here's the deal- let's cut through the shit right now. everything I said is 100% true, I admit, it's on the edge of truth and there's some things I'm not saying (which is more than any good lying street racer does) but I'm not lying. How about the NOPI meet at atlanta speedway, Or come here to Jackson Carolina Dragway. I'll go anywhere in the southeast where they have a drag strip set up so we can start with a tree and get 1/4 mile times. I'll run any 12 second car with my van with it's "different" shaft/chain drive style rear mounted military "turbo" and it's goodyear assurance 215/65/R16 tires, full tree, 1/4 mile. So cut the bullshit comments, I'll go for $500, maybe $1000 if my friends want some of the action. Yes, something is up. It will be a good race. It won't be trailered, but I may be pulling a trailer from Augusta. If anyone here knows what I have please be quiet. Here's the van-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/v2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/v1.jpg

I have another rear hatch with the factory wing that I have to use when i race, otherwise this is it. I'll probably wash it though.

Any takers?

The BUCKY
08-21-2007, 04:25 PM
lol

patrick4588
08-21-2007, 04:37 PM
damn. lol. id be crazy to see that van run 12's.

2.3 Evo 8
08-21-2007, 04:43 PM
Do the groceries fly out the back when you punch it?

e36brent
08-21-2007, 04:58 PM
Can u post the pics of the shaft/chain rear mounted military turbo again! :camera:

Deke
08-21-2007, 05:03 PM
From Augusta? Me too.

By the way, you will catch far less shit if you stop coming off like such a douche.

On_Her_Face
08-21-2007, 05:24 PM
i would only do hwy rolls for money, so stol3n ur up son

Stol3n
08-21-2007, 05:31 PM
i'll do any hwy roll u want. i know u want a 12 sec car but i may be just a "little bit" faster, i think :rolleyes:. it's an 02' z06 with "bolt-ons" :ninja:

Maniaç
08-21-2007, 05:32 PM
this thread - /failed

On_Her_Face
08-21-2007, 05:33 PM
i'll do any hwy roll u want. i know u want 12 sec race but i may be just a "little bit" faster, i think :rolleyes:. it's an 02' z06 with "bolt-ons" :ninja:

i think he only wants to do the 1/4th run, thats why i said no..

but........















































:ninja:

Stol3n
08-21-2007, 05:34 PM
step up then, is the only thing i can say. my rear end isn't built for the track just yet so no digs for me right now.

Whiteboy™
08-21-2007, 05:36 PM
i'll run you with my 1991 D15b2 Dual Point Civic on Hwy 666, lol

Maniaç
08-21-2007, 05:54 PM
Whiteboy, edit your post! ASAP.

edit; LOL. thanks man :goodjob:

cactusEG
08-21-2007, 05:56 PM
i'll run you with my 1991 D15b2 Dual Point Civic on Hwy 666, lol

not a good idea

turbochris
08-21-2007, 06:50 PM
OK, I'm sorry if I sounded like a douche. I kindly submit that I would like to challenge an importatlanta member with a 12 second car in a contest of acceleration in the 1/4 mile..... fuck...... it that even sounds more dickish. I'm sorry my communication skills are crap and I have a habit of toying with people for which I'll probably go to hell for or at least get my ass kicked. Shit man, lets run! I busted my ass on this new concept and I want to have some fun with it. I'll tell you this- it also uses multifuel hybrid technology. I used a van because i couldn't fit all this crap into anything else. Pictures of the "chain shaft turbo" are not allowed. You'll see some of it on race day and I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to back out after you see it. Lets have some fun. I can do from a roll up to about 120 mph, I wouldn't go faster than that because I can't figure out how to disable the engine cutoff, if I could find someone to up the dam ECM speed limiter I could go much faster, up to like 160-170 or until the fucked aerodynamics of this bread box put me shiny side down....I hope the roof rack holds up. Why from a roll anyway?, why worry about the launch , my godyear assurance tires ain't gonna work like slicks anyway. BTW, WHY WAS THIS POST MOVED?

Maniaç
08-21-2007, 07:14 PM
Dude, you're a fucking joke.

ueyedgr8tness
08-21-2007, 07:21 PM
I want to race the van for title's from 0-70 cause i am going to race him with my quad cause i want to fuck a trailer park hoe in that van after i win it,So i can see why all my low class friends are going down hill.

Whiteboy™
08-21-2007, 07:24 PM
I want to race the van for title's from 0-70 cause i am going to race him with my quad cause i want to fuck a trailer park hoe in that van after i win it,So i can see why all my low class friends are going down hill.

Shut your whore mouth.

Z28
08-21-2007, 07:25 PM
I want to race the van for title's from 0-70 cause i am going to race him with my quad cause i want to fuck a trailer park hoe in that van after i win it,So i can see why all my low class friends are going down hill.

:lmfao::lmfao:

ueyedgr8tness
08-21-2007, 07:32 PM
Shut your whore mouth.

I am glad i can shut mine unlike your's cause u keep a dick stuck in it:yes:

Whiteboy™
08-21-2007, 07:37 PM
I am glad i can shut mine unlike your's cause u keep a dick stuck in it:yes:


LMAO!!!! :lmfao:

Init2winit
08-21-2007, 09:56 PM
Why is everyone scared of a mini van?

On_Her_Face
08-21-2007, 10:07 PM
CAUSE IT HAS TEH MILITARY BOOSTZZZZZZZ







PWNED !!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iEvo
08-21-2007, 10:10 PM
sounds like a waist of money and time

Z28
08-21-2007, 10:44 PM
I'll be happy to run him.

I'd prefer a dig though, so Commerce would be great.

On_Her_Face
08-21-2007, 10:45 PM
lol alright the slick track!

Z28
08-21-2007, 10:48 PM
lol alright the slick track!

Yeah yeah lol

At least I won't have the chance of getting a ticket on a track. Wouldn't surprise me if the street was as good as Commerce, but :police: = I would rather go at a track.

On_Her_Face
08-21-2007, 10:51 PM
lol tru, but if people are smart you USUALLY (notice i said usually) wont get caught






























usually :ninja:

Z28
08-21-2007, 10:56 PM
I know, we'll see if this even happens.

I'm curious of the torque steer of this thing

On_Her_Face
08-21-2007, 10:57 PM
tq steer right into ur car lols

turbochris
08-21-2007, 11:02 PM
why did the dude with the quad have to come to my thread and make references to penis’s

Nismo
08-21-2007, 11:02 PM
Trailerpark rallycross racing!

turbochris
08-21-2007, 11:07 PM
no torque steer whatsoever. I have a set of dodge stratus gears for the transaxle, that may give me a little torque steer with the lower gear.


How the hell do I correct my speedo and get rid of the engine speed cutoff? I got all kinds of software for my 350 LT1camaro and can change all this stuff but I can't find a dam thing on this mopar ecm. I might try to piggyback this accel gen 7 I havelaying around, i still need the stock ecm for the transmission and some gauges.

Init2winit
08-22-2007, 07:44 AM
no torque steer whatsoever. I have a set of dodge stratus gears for the transaxle, that may give me a little torque steer with the lower gear.


How the hell do I correct my speedo and get rid of the engine speed cutoff? I got all kinds of software for my 350 LT1camaro and can change all this stuff but I can't find a dam thing on this mopar ecm. I might try to piggyback this accel gen 7 I havelaying around, i still need the stock ecm for the transmission and some gauges.You can take a scanner and change the parameters in the ecm.

The Joker
08-22-2007, 07:54 AM
no torque steer whatsoever. I have a set of dodge stratus gears for the transaxle, that may give me a little torque steer with the lower gear.


How the hell do I correct my speedo and get rid of the engine speed cutoff? I got all kinds of software for my 350 LT1camaro and can change all this stuff but I can't find a dam thing on this mopar ecm. I might try to piggyback this accel gen 7 I havelaying around, i still need the stock ecm for the transmission and some gauges.

how about a vid showing this "van" in action. i'm sorry it might be legit, but i'm not believing this....military turbo? rrrrriiiggghhhhttt...........

S II K
08-22-2007, 05:31 PM
ill run you in my 2jztttt lincoln navigator. i have a turbo for each wheel im running low 3's



gt42r ftw!

turbochris
08-23-2007, 05:35 PM
It's legit. No pictures or video. I'll run any 12 second car heads up, from the tree 1/4 mile. I prefer a full tree. I know what I'm proposing is a little unbeleveable so I'm making it easy for everyone. I'll go to your home turf to keep your costs/risks of bullshit way low. When you see what I have I think we'll all have a good laugh and a really competetive race. I'm going to try like hell to make the Hayes mopar meet in Commerce at the Atlanta dragway on Sept 7 & 8 but I'm a little worrried after some of the roumors I heard about some of the people who run the track. I want this to be a fun/friendly thing but posting a few$ on the outcome sounds like real fun. C'mon, lets do it! Dodge Garavan, sears goodyear Assurance tires, military hardware out back all wheel drive foot brake launch...... What are you all worried about, the thing has to weig over 4200 pounds but don't know for sure.

Chris

The BUCKY
08-23-2007, 05:44 PM
what exactly does it have????

Alan®
08-23-2007, 07:39 PM
1000000000000000000000000psi of military bs boost

turbochris
08-24-2007, 09:25 PM
You guys have been pretty cool, so here it is- (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKXZscAQMZ8)
1000 horsepower rolls royce helicopter engine hooked to a 9 inch ford rear through a custom transfer case.

This thing puts on a hell of a show but it uses a lot of fuel, I'm hoping after I prove myself that I can get some paid exhibition runs. I don't think there's anything else like it out there anywhere.

I'll do burnout contests with the afterburners wide open. I'll do sick long john force style burnouts with the afterburners wide open, full 1/4 mile runs with the afterburners wide open and I'll torch anything that no one needs anymore "i.e. any french made car" with the afterburners. The afterburners don't really add any power, they're just for show but they use a hell of a lot of fuel ans make plenty of fire and smoke.

Since the video was taken a full rollbar and firewall were installed between the drivers ompartment and gas turbine. I drive this thing every day using the stock front wheel drive 3.8L V6. Saftey is a major concern.

The turbine is on rails so it can be rolled forward and the rear tinted windows can be closed so it looks like a plain old van. Imagine this thing pulling up to the burnout box.... everyone will be laughing then they won't be able to hear anything as the turbine starts, the afterburners kick in and the rear tires go up in smoke until they explode. We could line up some unsuspecting suckers and humiliate them by being spanked by the soccermom batmobile

The rear engine compartment will light up and there will be some great space for some sponsorship logos. If anyone out there is an event co-ordinator or a track owner and would like a little demonstration, let me know. I'm not looking to get rich, I just want to give the crowds something to enjoy and make enough money to cover my expenses.

Here's some pics at my friends site-

http://www.runryder.com/helicopter/gallery/8655/

Here's some more-

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/fire3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/fire2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/fire1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc9.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/tc1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/100_5471d.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/100_5360c.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/100_6664g.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v185/serpent99/100_6670g.jpg

Thank you everyone for your patience and please let me know if this thing could posibly have a future as an exibition vehicle.

Also, go to Krugtech over at youtube (http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=krugtech)

There's a video of the first pass down the track. I popped the afterburners a little on the line and only did the 1/8th mile but it cranked out a 7.65 @ 96 mph. With the way this thing builds torque on the top end we'e hoping for mid to high 11's. Not too bad for Sears Goodyear Assurance radials.

You guys like it or what?

Complication
08-24-2007, 10:41 PM
Um.... unholy mother of gOD!!!!

I guess this is what happens when the military's left overs fall into the wrong hands! j/p... :)

now I kind of want to see what the Z06 has to offer... IIII DUNNNN OOOOOO....

redrumracer
08-24-2007, 11:11 PM
damn he was legit +1

BigPoppaHurtm
08-24-2007, 11:34 PM
Can you fit a smaller one into a S2000?

Curmudgeon
08-25-2007, 10:08 AM
LOL! I figured it was "something" to that effect.

So much for the "sleeper" status LOL! Maybe a couple soccer ball stickers or a "GO(insert HS football team of your choice)" in white shoe polish on the side glass will help :jester:

You're prolly gonna need more bars in that puppy before any sanctioned track lets you make a pass....

Just out of curiosity.... how much psi of thrust is that boy rated at?
Nice work! :goodjob:

santacruz77
08-25-2007, 10:43 AM
i knew it when i saw military boost lol i was thinking this all along and every one thought it was fake. o well +2

1civic
08-25-2007, 10:55 AM
I thought it was bullshit, So you got me... That is some nasty shit in that van, Friday Night Drag's would be the Spot to go... Looks good though, I'm still watching videos... :D

Alan®
08-25-2007, 12:03 PM
damn thats all i can say

e36brent
08-25-2007, 12:31 PM
I thought it was bullshit, So you got me... That is some nasty shit in that van :D

LOL I was thinking the same thing. That's why I was asking for some pics of the thing. Good stuff! :goodjob:

OnURleft
08-26-2007, 12:21 AM
Sweet mother of God. Best thread in 3 years.

japan4racing
08-26-2007, 11:29 AM
at first i was thinking this was gonna be extreme thread failure....then i got to the vid.....i was wrong.

ueyedgr8tness
08-26-2007, 11:35 AM
I say mad reps lol the best thread i have seen on I.A since i have been here.

Now i am glad i waited to rep u cause now u get + instead of - like all the other guy's gave u:yes:

.gauge.
08-26-2007, 11:48 AM
lol, reading this thread front to back was pretty fun.
Nice van...get some slicks or something lol.

ueyedgr8tness
08-26-2007, 12:11 PM
lol, reading this thread front to back was pretty fun.
Nice van...get some slicks or something lol.

dUDE WTF IS THAT IN YOUR AVATOR?

nemesis_350z
08-26-2007, 12:20 PM
Very nice...

On_Her_Face
08-26-2007, 12:38 PM
holy fuck moses... reps for life.

1civic
08-26-2007, 02:06 PM
holy fuck moses... reps for life.

You would have lost 500,000... :doh:

The Green Monster
08-26-2007, 02:15 PM
:stupid:


lol

On_Her_Face
08-26-2007, 02:18 PM
You would have lost 500,000... :doh:

lol ya if i was serious and had that much money

1civic
08-26-2007, 02:28 PM
lol ya if i was serious and had that much money
I knew you was Playin But he got us all... :lmfao:

.gauge.
08-26-2007, 10:06 PM
dUDE WTF IS THAT IN YOUR AVATOR?


It's a kid swinging. Is there something wrong with that?:lmfao:

BTLFED
08-26-2007, 10:24 PM
Oh my fucking god. I thought this guy was full of shit. :eek:

Jblizzard
08-26-2007, 10:44 PM
that shit is nuts dude

good job

OnURleft
08-29-2007, 10:09 PM
DAAA MILLITARTTTYY BOOOZZTT. God I say that all that time now. I would like the congradulate the creator of this thread and van becuase in maybe 4 years of posting on forums this has been the best, most "holy shit no way his isn't bsing" thread i've ever read. GOOD YEAR ASSURANCE FTW

turbochris
03-11-2012, 10:56 AM
I'm baaaaaaaack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFJ28yKLaL8

Drummerboy
03-11-2012, 11:35 AM
YOU WERE ON FUCKIN JUNKYARD WARS?!?!

1civic
03-11-2012, 01:20 PM
Good Shit!!

turbochris
03-16-2012, 11:17 AM
yeah I was on Junkyard Wars. I just recently did a show for NatGeo called Mad Scientist. I wanted a cool pit bike for the car shows! Look on facebook for jetvan. Thats where I post the shows I'm going to and people get in touch with me about new shows. I called my buddy Arthur over at Dynolabs. he dynoed the van, 136 front wheels, 575 rear and it was not a clean pull..... I asked about dynoing the little bike, he said he had a friend w a bike dyno so maybe me and Arthur will be hanging out soon wearing out the little turbine on the bike.

David88vert
03-16-2012, 12:50 PM
yeah I was on Junkyard Wars. I just recently did a show for NatGeo called Mad Scientist. I wanted a cool pit bike for the car shows! Look on facebook for jetvan. Thats where I post the shows I'm going to and people get in touch with me about new shows. I called my buddy Arthur over at Dynolabs. he dynoed the van, 136 front wheels, 575 rear and it was not a clean pull..... I asked about dynoing the little bike, he said he had a friend w a bike dyno so maybe me and Arthur will be hanging out soon wearing out the little turbine on the bike.

He's probably referring to Huey over at Marietta Motorsports (very close to Arthur). Huey's a good guy and would definitely be into dynoing it. We dynoed my little 110 last year, and Hue yas a CR50 that he puts on the dyno also.