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RandomGuy
08-20-2007, 12:02 AM
i say you guys unban him


I was bored and i randomly IMd him haha and i was no longer bored.
he serves for a great entertainment value lol i was bored and he helped unknowingly.. .Apparently he knows about how I stole this username from "Frank" so shit he must be cool. Only secret OG's know about that.


Dajoka87: hey is this Gary Membis
blackdudegman: [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because blackdudegman is not protected by IM Security ]
Dajoka87: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZENF7MHMhJk
blackdudegman: yeah and TODAY IS MY BURTHDAY
Dajoka87: thats why i IMed
blackdudegman: u remembered my bday?
Dajoka87: heres your present from me
www.monkeyshiner.org/republicandebate2007.html
blackdudegman: is dis some gay shit?
Dajoka87: nah
blackdudegman: cuz i aint takin it
blackdudegman: WHO THA FUK IS U?
Dajoka87: it be me nucka
blackdudegman: who?
Dajoka87: mike jones
blackdudegman: name:
blackdudegman: REAL NAME
Dajoka87: Michael L. Jones the Third
blackdudegman: Frank
blackdudegman: or HASAN
Dajoka87: aka Mike Jones
Dajoka87: who?
blackdudegman: Frank or Hasan
Dajoka87: Frank
Dajoka87: Jones
blackdudegman: SHUT UP HASAN
Dajoka87: who?
blackdudegman: U!!!
blackdudegman: fukin Hasan
Dajoka87: sounds like an Ayrab
blackdudegman: u probly takin ova fo Frank
Dajoka87: who da fuk be frank
blackdudegman: cuz u usin his AIM s/n jus like u usin his IA screenname (randomguy)
Dajoka87: oh shit son
Dajoka87: howd u know about frank
blackdudegman: cuz dats my *****
Dajoka87: i stole that fuckin IA scn/name form him no on kno
blackdudegman: my homie
Dajoka87: you date a *****?
Dajoka87: your homie
Dajoka87: thats pretty gay mayne
blackdudegman: as in FFREN
Dajoka87: is he a boy
blackdudegman: [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because blackdudegman is not protected by IM Security ]
blackdudegman: i aint neva said dat i DATE him dumbass
blackdudegman: Frank a man, not no boy
Dajoka87: oh so you got a manfriend
Dajoka87: not a boyfriend
blackdudegman: he got a 1983 Mitsubishi Starion (tha classic 3000GT) and a 1996 Chevy Caprice
Dajoka87: so frank, your homie is the true owner of that dudes username RandomGuy
blackdudegman: yeah
Dajoka87: shit thats crazy son i didnt know anyone else knew
blackdudegman: he even showed me his pic unda his username on IA
Dajoka87: show me
blackdudegman: i aint got it no mor but u can go on IA and find it unda Whoreslounge. look fo threa (Sentralova aka Kainejuice)
Dajoka87: ok so frank dat nucka be da tru randomguy and dat ***** hasan stoled dat shit?
blackdudegman: yeah. and i bet U R HASAN
Dajoka87: man you're fuckin clever
Dajoka87: how da fuck u knoe dat?
Dajoka87: yo gary
Dajoka87: i gots a question serious question
Dajoka87: its important
blackdudegman: ask
Dajoka87: have you ever been scared for your life?
Dajoka87: yes/no
Dajoka87: dont gotta say when just yes/no
blackdudegman: yeah
Dajoka87: have you ever had a pussy wrapped around your face?
Dajoka87: yes/no
blackdudegman: yes
Dajoka87: wtf
Dajoka87: u wierd ass
Dajoka87: thats nasty yo
Dajoka87: u serious?
blackdudegman: u jus jealous cuz u aint got no pussy
blackdudegman: or SEEN pussy
Dajoka87: damn so you put your head in some girls pussy
Dajoka87: thats crazy yo
Dajoka87: thats pimpin man
blackdudegman: naw it aint
Dajoka87: how long ago was this
blackdudegman: years ago
Dajoka87: over 5 years ago?
blackdudegman: less than dat

Dajoka87: and was it the only time you had a pussy wrapped around your face?
Dajoka87: or you did it many times
Dajoka87: ...?
blackdudegman: only once
Dajoka87: hrm so that means you were anally birthed then, right?
blackdudegman: naw
blackdudegman: i did dat ONE TIME afta i was born
blackdudegman: well gotta go
Dajoka87: lol cool cool nice talkin to u
Dajoka87: im gonna try to get you unbanned
Dajoka87: if u be good
blackdudegman: DO DAT
blackdudegman: and HAPPY BURTHDAY TO ME

Humphrizzle
08-20-2007, 12:49 AM
he needs to be shot 3.2 times in the face

TheGodfather
08-20-2007, 02:02 AM
Hahahaha that site is fucking hilarious.

$kainejuice$
08-20-2007, 11:18 AM
he needs to be shot 3.2 times in the face

NAW HE DONT. U NEED TO BE THROWN IN A FIREPIT!!:goodjob:

Echonova
08-20-2007, 12:03 PM
I agree with everyone.

Humphrizzle
08-20-2007, 02:28 PM
very nice gary gman membis the 3rd esquire JR SR

BobbyFresco
08-20-2007, 02:49 PM
Reading that gave me a migraine..Damn