Does anyone know any white people jokes.

[coolcat]

I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any. :(

[Echonova]

Look in a mirror.

[coolcat]

LOL DAMN LMAO +1 IF I CAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Echonova]

Just kidding there are no white people jokes.

[coolcat]

^ I thought so.

[Elbow]

LOL

[coolcat]

Ok so i thought of one -

A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, I' like some more dick to suck on because I'm a white peice of shit.



Good?

[Elbow]

Ok so i thought of one -

A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, I' like some more dick to suck on because I'm a white peice of shit.



Good?


...you just ruined your own thread....white faggot

[Kamikaze]

Look in a mirror.

lirl :lmfao:

[coolcat]

...you just ruined your own thread....white faggot


I thought it was good.

BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.

[Elbow]

NASCAR....even though black people war NASCAR jackets now??? That shits stupid, 99% of die hard NASCAR fans would hang anyone but a white person.

[coolcat]

Simon, since you did not enjoy my first joke, I have a revised version -


A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, oh I'll just have some shit in a cup because thats what I drink being white and all.


Better?

[Elbow]

I thought it was good.

BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.

White person story:

So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked

[Elbow]

Simon, since you did not enjoy my first joke, I have a revised version -


A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, oh I'll just have some shit in a cup because thats what I drink being white and all.


Better?


lolol a lil

[ubers2k]

I thought it was good.

BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.

Having decent income? just a thought

["B"]

I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any. :(

There is no such thing. It comes with the territory. You know, kind of like running the free world, owning all the major companies, and shit like that.

[Elbow]

Having decent income? just a thought

Good one :goodjob: Even though I have yet to have it myself :( I must not be white enough :yes:

[coolcat]

White person story:

So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked

EPIC WIN.




Some more white person things: Wearing boots, wearing socks that go halfway up your legs, poetry <-- only the emo's, being concerned with the environment, sharing, sportsmanship, calling the police if there is a scary looking person in the neighborhood, wearing shoes untill they fall apart.

[hydroshutter]

You're so white, you thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.

That's all I have for white jokes....

[Elbow]

Cyber sex is for white people

[coolcat]

Having decent income? just a thought


LMFAO +1 EPIC WIN X2.

[ubers2k]

Cyber sex is for white people

So is proper grammar and punctuation.

[Elbow]

EPIC WIN.




Some more white person things: Wearing boots, wearing socks that go halfway up your legs, poetry <-- only the emo's, being concerned with the environment, sharing, sportsmanship, calling the police if there is a scary looking person in the neighborhood, wearing shoes untill they fall apart.

You said Epic Win you are white lol.

LOL I can vouch for the shoes, I wear flip flops like ALL the time (cause I am white). So when I wear my "kicks" I dont always have the new hot ones.

100% true on dumb white people calling cops on scary people in the hood.

[Elbow]

So is proper grammar and punctuation.

i must knot b dat wite dank god :goodjob:

[coolcat]

Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.


OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.


How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...

[ubers2k]

Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.


OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.

Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?:thinking:

[Elbow]

Being emo is white...and Mexican now

[Tasuki_Civic]

:no:

[ubers2k]

Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.


OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.


How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...

Shit, I also skated in those $85 shoes... fuck, I have whiteness written all over me. lol

[coolcat]

Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?:thinking:


You're no longer white, 85 bucks ain't cutting it for shoes bub.

[Elbow]

Being white making fun of white people is white

[coolcat]

Shit, I also skated in those $85 shoes... fuck, I have whiteness written all over me. lol


I guess the skateboarding cancels out the expensive shoes. You're back to being white now good job.

[coolcat]

Being white making fun of white people is white

So true. :lmfao:

[Maniaç]

I don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/iceyhot120copy.jpg

[Elbow]

Mullets are white

[ubers2k]

^ still white


:bannana:

[Elbow]

I don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa253/El_Maniaco/iceyhot120copy.jpg

LOLOLOL I love that pic, but they scare me, I would def call the cops if they came in my neighborhood, look at those hoodlums

[coolcat]

LOLOLOL I love that pic, but they scare me, I would def call the cops if they came in my neighborhood, look at those hoodlums


Absolutely, Roger! Lets go smoke a cigar and complain about the local housing projects in the area.


Speaking of Roger, some very white person names are - Roger!!, Ted, Adam, Andy, Randy, Joseph, Allen.

[Elbow]

Absolutely, Roger! Lets go smoke a cigar and complain about the local housing projects in the area.

...and the noise from the airport we bought a house 100 yards from

[Elbow]

Joey

[coolcat]

Joey

You're goddamn right. Simon is pretty damn white too, actually thats more british, so is Ian. No thats more austrailian, GTFO.


Actually come to think of it aussies are the most white people out there, look at the clothes they wear, they are outside all the time, and probably go rock climbing and shit.

[Halfwit]

I GOT ONE.

a white man, a black man, and another black man go into a bar, the first black man orders a watermelon, the second black man sells drugs to the person beside him, and the white man pays his bills!!

rofl!! DAMN WHITE PPL ALWAYS PAYIN THERE BILLS AN SHIT WHATTA GAY!!!

[coolcat]

^ AHAHHAHAHAHA THAAAATS RACISE!

[Elbow]

I GOT ONE.

a white man, a black man, and another black man go into a bar, the first black man orders a watermelon, the second black man sells drugs to the person beside him, and the white man pays his bills!!

rofl!! DAMN WHITE PPL ALWAYS PAYIN THERE BILLS AN SHIT WHATTA GAY!!!

LOL that took me a min to get

At least my name isnt a white American name...being a white person from another country makes you not as white...Joey

[coolcat]

1 More post and I'll have 666 posts, thats pretty white person right there worshiping the devil.

[Elbow]

1 More post and I'll have 666 posts, thats pretty white person right there worshiping the devil.

Stop posting after you get 666

[coolcat]

Post #666!!! I'm going to goto bed, my mom's going to tuck me in, then play board games and have hot cocoa with me! cyall later.

[Halfwit]

^ AHAHHAHAHAHA THAAAATS RACISE!
against whites, why we gotta be payin our bills and shit.

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

your asian :tongue:

[redrumracer]

how bout this one. when something is going on outside a white person will go, investigate and get shot. all other races know to keep there ass in the damn house and pretend nothing happened.

[BluesClues]

White person story:

So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked

LOL

[VooDooXII]

All white jokes that I know are redneck jokes. For example...

How do you circumcize a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

[aemkitfox]

White water rafting is a pretty white thing to do.
My black buddy at work can't understand why "we" do crazy things like that.
I told him he couldn't do it cuz black folk can't swim. He said that's right, if they could they woulda jumped off the boat a long time ago.

[VooDooXII]

I told him he couldn't do it cuz black folk can't swim. He said that's right, if they could they woulda jumped off the boat a long time ago.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: REPS!!!

[OneSlow5pt0]

i heard the white man invented KFC to take all the black peoples money

[TheProfiteer]

Wait a second people, please dont tell me you truly lack the resources to find white jokes.

What about redneck jokes, and blond jokes.

Have you seen any black, mexican, or asian blondes or rednecks. No?

well my point exactly.

and I mean natural blondes

[Stormhammer]

redneck and blonde jokes don't pose as white

and yes I have seen a redneck black person

[TheProfiteer]

no you have seen hickbilly black person. Yes they do because rednecks and blonde stereotypes are deragatory in terms to white people.

Its like saying n/i/g/g/a jokes are not about black people.

[Stormhammer]

no, cracker refers to a white person like niggrr refers to a black person

fyi hillbilly is a synonym to redneck as well as cracker ;) dictionaries say so lol

[TheProfiteer]

dude cracker is not derogatory in terms to white people, it refers to slave owners cracking their whips, cracker is more of a compliment than an insult, in the sense that if a black person calls a white person a cracker hes just talking himself down saying that the white person is the person who whips him.

[TheGodfather]

Joey you dumb shit. You aren't white, you are JDM.

[Stormhammer]

dude cracker is not derogatory in terms to white people, it refers to slave owners cracking their whips, cracker is more of a compliment than an insult, in the sense that if a black person calls a white person a cracker hes just talking himself down saying that the white person is the person who whips him.


to a point, same goes for n i g g aaaaa

never said it was deragatory, just said that cracker, redneck, and hillbilly are all synonyms


on a black persons note, I find the term porchmonkey results in a good chuckle from me

[TheProfiteer]

so if cracker, redneck, and hillbilly are synonymous then my previous point of redneck jokes, and blonde jokes are white jokes is being supported by you when you initial post was that..............................uh fuck it.

[BlkCD5]

I"m sure you all know of this one:

Two people are in a house that has a killer or monster in it. They hear a sound in the dark room ahead of them. The white person tells the other to stay and checks out the dark ass creepy room. He or she calls the person who is assumed missing from the party. A few mins later, the white person walks out with an sharp object in their head and drops. The other person screams and hauls ass, but probably gets killed anyways.

[civic95]

Turn your radio to V103. And your TV to BET, or Mind of Mencia on comedy central. Should get you plenty of white jokes.

[ilovemyhonda.]

i have a stupid sorta funny white joke

[BobbyFresco]

So is proper grammar and punctuation.



:rolleyes:
Yea, ONLY for white ppl..wow.:gay:

[BobbyFresco]

I GOT ONE.

a white man, a black man, and another black man go into a bar, the first black man orders a watermelon, the second black man sells drugs to the person beside him, and the white man pays his bills!!

rofl!! DAMN WHITE PPL ALWAYS PAYIN THERE BILLS AN SHIT WHATTA GAY!!!





:gay: ...Apparently your sn is very fitting...Go figure!

[BobbyFresco]

How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...


Ummm, because only white ppl skateboard....:thinking:


Guess you've never heard of Terry Kennedy, Stevie Williams, and I could name a few others...

[VooDooXII]

i have a stupid sorta funny white joke

Please share...

[ilovemyhonda.]

what do you call 2 gay white guys in a sleeping bag?

[OneSlow5pt0]

gay?

[ilovemyhonda.]

no

a fruit roll up

told you it was stupid

[wantboost]

what do you call 2 gay white guys in a sleeping bag?
thats not a race joke..... :no: :no: :no:

[ilovemyhonda.]

yes it is..!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

i have a ton of blonde jokes..

[OneSlow5pt0]

y is it if i say black jokes,im a racist...yet if black people say white jokes thier a comic

[BABY J]

Q: What's white and 11 inches inches long?

A: Nothing.

/thread

[Hektik]

yes it is..!! no its not cause you would call two black guys the same thing.....

[Hektik]

on a side note whats a black mans curse as well as a blessing?

[gtikid]

on a side note whats a black mans curse as well as a blessing?

A white woman? :thinking:

[VooDooXII]

A white woman? :thinking:

Haha.

Oh...that fruit roll up joke isn't racist...it's derogatory to gay people because of the "fruit" remark...:screwy:

Googled for these...I thought jokes were supposed to be funny or something.

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap???
9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them

What did they white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order

What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!

[gtikid]

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!


:lmfao: I like those 2 the best :goodjob:

[Hektik]

A white woman? :thinking:

haha no.... they're well hung....

[ilovemyhonda.]

no you would call 2 black guys a twix

[Kelly]

How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...

Or surfing...

And Randy isn't only a white person name. My name is Chante` though, lol...

[Kelly]

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

I LIRL a lil...

[Kevykev]

Just kidding there are no white people jokes.

All hillbilly and incest-related jokes are white!



There was thread posted before on Altimas.net- i most likely will NOT be able to find it do to "The Man"

no biggy

[ilovemyhonda.]

can we tell blonde jokes ..
i have a bunch!!

[Kevykev]

Yeah blonde jokes are cuacasian!

[ilovemyhonda.]

hey im not blonde and im white..

a blonde was serving all over the road from left to right..
a cop pulls her over and asks why she was serving all over the place..
the blondes says "every which way I went, there were trees popping up in front of me"
police officer says "mam that's your air freshner swinging back and forth"