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gtikid
08-19-2007, 03:28 PM
I always get the fortune cookie with no fortune and nothing good to say :screwy: My last fortune cookie told me to come back later, it was on break :thinking: And then my current fortune cookie told me to order the shrimp next time :???: .....what a scam
Wurm
08-19-2007, 03:29 PM
failure at life maybe
redrumracer
08-19-2007, 03:33 PM
maybe your future is goin to be shitty :crazy:
Scrilla
08-19-2007, 03:40 PM
Stop going to those crappy ass mexican operated tasteless chinese restaurants...

Cheap scumbag! I bet you still tell em your 9 years old to get childs pricing....

Bwahahahahahahhaa...
_Christian_
08-19-2007, 03:57 PM
they ran out of shit to say
RandomGuy
08-19-2007, 04:57 PM
lol i got one that said "quit smoking" i swear

annihilation was with me

we were like WTF thats some strange wierd shit bc every1 is always pestering me and shit

i mean what are the odds

what if a little kid got that shit or something
gtikid
08-19-2007, 04:57 PM
Stop going to those crappy ass mexican operated tasteless chinese restaurants...

Cheap scumbag! I bet you still tell em your 9 years old to get childs pricing....

Bwahahahahahahhaa...

Shit I look it, so I might as well use it to my advantage :lmfao:

You can't go to ANY restaurant nowadays without it being Mexican operated....and when I say operated I mean cooks :lmao:
gtikid
08-19-2007, 04:58 PM
lol i got one that said "quit smoking" i swear

annihilation was with me

we were like WTF thats some strange wierd shit bc every1 is always pestering me and shit

i mean what are the odds

what if a little kid got that shit or something

It'd be funny if yours said "don't eat me" :lmfao:
RandomGuy
08-19-2007, 05:22 PM
man seriously I always wanted to be a fortune cookie fortune writer

man i'd even volunteer to do that shit


i'd put the randomest shit that will sound psychic as hell.



i'd print this onto a fortune
Glides
08-19-2007, 05:45 PM
I got one the other day that said "Did you remember to order your take-out today"

I knew right then that the lottery numbers on the back are my lucky numbers for life.
gtikid
08-19-2007, 05:48 PM
My word of the day was sympathize...I forgot how to pronounce it though haha
ORGANIZATIONXIII
08-19-2007, 05:49 PM
fortune cookie are only good for eating..

/thread
gtikid
08-19-2007, 05:52 PM
fortune cookie are only good for eating..

/thread

What a liar! If that were the case, they'd be called chinese cookies, not FORTUNE cookies :tongue1:
ORGANIZATIONXIII
08-19-2007, 05:53 PM
those damn fortunes never come true, nor do the numbers mean a damn..

but I like the ones that teach you to speak chinese, ONE WORD AT A TIME.. LIRL.. :lmfao:
gtikid
08-19-2007, 05:56 PM
those damn fortunes never come true, nor do the numbers mean a damn..

but I like the ones that teach you to speak chinese, ONE WORD AT A TIME.. LIRL.. :lmfao:

I saw how they make fortune cookies on the discovery channel :D It was pretty interesting actually....
ORGANIZATIONXIII
08-19-2007, 06:03 PM
bah!

reproduced bullshit
Scrilla
08-19-2007, 06:04 PM
I saw how they make fortune cookies on the discovery channel :D It was pretty interesting actually....



:werd:
Dirty Octopus™
08-19-2007, 06:19 PM
cuz yur da shit
gtikid
08-19-2007, 06:22 PM
cuz yur da shit

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