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Hundo®
08-16-2007, 02:04 PM
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/

August 10, 2007

(BANG) - Jessica Alba caught herpes from an ex-boyfriend, it has been claimed.
The 'Fantastic Four' star - recently voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease.

A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.

Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel. http://www.my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon18.gif


http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/hartget94/X%20FILE/Z_jessica_alba272822173105.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/hartget94/X%20FILE/Jessica-Alba-226.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a339/hartget94/X%20FILE/jessica_alba_beach_06.jpg

Jecht
08-16-2007, 02:06 PM
LMAO :lmao:

Elbow
08-16-2007, 02:06 PM
I'd still hit it

Echonova
08-16-2007, 02:07 PM
Three condoms, a wet suit and a Viking helmet and I'm good.

Hundo®
08-16-2007, 02:09 PM
Three condoms, a wet suit and a Viking helmet and I'm good.


LOL @ the viking helmet.

Sammich
08-16-2007, 02:09 PM
im w/ post 3&4

ep9716
08-16-2007, 02:09 PM
YUP......Double UP FTW!

RISKYB
08-16-2007, 02:28 PM
im with post 3&4 also, double up and hit it up

Hundo®
08-16-2007, 02:32 PM
the only way i'd hit it is if she boyfriended me and shared her $.

Leadfoot_mf
08-16-2007, 02:42 PM
whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.

SLOWLYbtngU
08-16-2007, 02:44 PM
whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
:lmfao: :goodjob: lmao

The Youngn
08-16-2007, 02:45 PM
whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: reps for that one sir

Sammich
08-16-2007, 02:46 PM
whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.


LMMFAO @ UR POST and at the ducktape bandit in ur avatar

2.3 Evo 8
08-16-2007, 02:48 PM
I would still bang the shit out of her without a jimmy. Go ahead, dare me.

Vteckidd
08-16-2007, 02:51 PM
yeah, no problem hitting it raw

Sammich
08-16-2007, 02:55 PM
i dare u....

Hundo®
08-16-2007, 02:58 PM
if she puts me in the will ill hit in until my shit turns green and falls off.

Revmaynard
08-16-2007, 03:01 PM
Three condoms, a wet suit and a Viking helmet and I'm good.


So without the condoms you'd be Flava Flav.

They compare him to a wet suit with a Viking helmet in his roast.

2.3 Evo 8
08-16-2007, 03:07 PM
i dare u....

I'll need a few things before I get started...

1. An IV of gatorade
2. 12 snickers bars
3. Pay my bills 6 months in advance because once I start I'm not pulling out for a while.

Sammich
08-16-2007, 03:12 PM
i got 1 and 2...u gota get a white muhfugga to take care of number 3 unless u dnt mind bad credit lol

DrunkScotsman
08-16-2007, 03:17 PM
all repped

Stormhammer
08-16-2007, 04:59 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f268/mrn_89/grammartime.gif

{X}Echo419
08-16-2007, 06:10 PM
I don't care :2cents:

Wurm
08-16-2007, 06:14 PM
high class herpes

TRDwasiq
08-16-2007, 06:18 PM
whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.
huh shit ahahhaha:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

0p7!mu5
08-16-2007, 06:20 PM
hell i'd still hit that if i had her permanently:idb: , that and a tub of alcohol and a lifetime supply of valtrex cuz i lubs my cock..Shit consider that pussy along with Miss carey's RETIRED! waahahaha:lmfao::camera:

1SOL2NV
08-16-2007, 06:23 PM
ROFL ... this some funny shit !!

redrumracer
08-16-2007, 06:24 PM
I'd still hit it

x2 ftw

0p7!mu5
08-16-2007, 08:01 PM
it puts the ky on her skin on it gets the hose.... lol

Whiteboy™
08-16-2007, 08:05 PM
I would fuck that shit raw. fuck herpes

Whiteboy™
08-16-2007, 08:06 PM
it puts the ky on her skin on it gets the hose.... lol

REVISION:
It puts the KY on her skin then she gets the hose again.

BuBBa DRiFT
08-16-2007, 08:29 PM
JETER HAS HERPES!

0p7!mu5
08-16-2007, 08:34 PM
somebody swung the bat a lil too much out on the lawn, the whore lol :wink:

BuBBa DRiFT
08-16-2007, 09:00 PM
Ill never find love now!

Echonova
08-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Ill never find love now!Don't say that. You will just have learn to love the Herp too. There's room in your heart for two.....

4dmin
08-16-2007, 10:05 PM
whats so bad about herpes....its not like it will kill you. once you have it its one thing u dont have to worry about getting. then think of all the girls that have it you can bang now.

dayum straight i'd still fuck her :idb:

Hektik
08-16-2007, 10:15 PM
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM.... CAULIFLOWER LIPS ftw....:lickpuss:
http://www.easymedicine.net/skin/herpes%20simplex%20vulva.jpg



ITLL BUFF OUT

4dmin
08-16-2007, 10:17 PM
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMM.... CAULIFLOWER LIPS ftw....:lickpuss:
http://www.easymedicine.net/skin/herpes%20simplex%20vulva.jpg



ITLL BUFF OUT

:lickpuss: i'd eat a bloody tampon out of alba lol :lmfao:

Maniaç
08-16-2007, 10:18 PM
thats gross... lolol. fuck that, theres better sluts out there.

4dmin
08-16-2007, 10:21 PM
thats gross... lolol. fuck that, theres better sluts out there.

ya ya you'd do it too
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_alba_3.jpg

Maniaç
08-16-2007, 10:23 PM
ya ya you'd do it too
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/jessica_alba_3.jpg
Fuck it, ill risk getting herpes for that ass... lol. :idb:

4dmin
08-16-2007, 10:25 PM
lol see that didn't take much just a pair of chaps and some hot ass :lmao:

_Christian_
08-16-2007, 10:29 PM
it's only for the name that i'd fuck her. like if i saw some girl just as hott with herpes who wasn't famous i'd be like no thanks.

Hektik
08-16-2007, 10:29 PM
:lickpuss: i'd eat a bloody tampon out of alba lol :lmfao:id pull it out with my teeth, suck the blood of, stick it back in and repeat...:bump:

4dmin
08-16-2007, 10:31 PM
it's only for the name that i'd fuck her. like if i saw some girl just as hott with herpes who wasn't famous i'd be like no thanks.

dayum straight ... its all about saying you fucked the invisible woman or dark angel :yes:

Hektik
08-16-2007, 10:33 PM
dayum straight ... its all about saying you fucked the invisible woman or dark angel :yes:

on a side note.. how crazy would it be to fuck an invisible chick...:eek: :crazy:

maniac got any tipss?...lol....

4dmin
08-16-2007, 10:36 PM
on a side note.. how crazy would it be to fuck an invisible chick...:eek: :crazy:

maniac got any tipss?...lol....

it would be like jerking off :jerkit:

lanier
08-16-2007, 10:40 PM
fuck herpes id still hit it

GSRteg®
08-16-2007, 10:43 PM
I'd still hit it



Thats fucked up lol

Maniaç
08-16-2007, 10:43 PM
on a side note.. how crazy would it be to fuck an invisible chick...:eek: :crazy:

maniac got any tipss?...lol....you and julian always be calling me out like that! wtf? lolol. no, i wouldn't know.. :tongue1:

gtikid
08-17-2007, 04:26 AM
on a side note.. how crazy would it be to fuck an invisible chick...:eek: :crazy:

maniac got any tipss?...lol....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lmfao:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/gcu/lowres/gcun19l.jpg

:lmfao:

1000cckiller
08-17-2007, 07:52 AM
i got 1 and 2...u gota get a white muhfugga to take care of number 3 unless u dnt mind bad credit lol :lmfao:

BKgen®
08-17-2007, 08:59 AM
http://i0005.photobucket.com/albums/0005/icanhascheezburger/128249501315726250ohhaiicatch.jpg

BiH1320
08-17-2007, 09:19 AM
I'd still fuck her, with or without a condom! She's worth it!