HICCUPS!!!!

[Killer]

i've got hiccups and i need to make some calls...

here is a list of cures i found....



"Anise seed (for infants) Pour a cupful of boiling water over a teaspoonful of anise seeds; steep; give the baby one or two teaspoonsful. It often cures immediately. Nursing the baby will frequently stop the hiccups, too.

Apple cider vinegar Slowly sip a glass of warm water mixed with one teaspoon of vinegar. Works better when the water is drunk from the far side of the glass.

Baking soda (bicarbonate of soda) Mix two teaspoonsful of baking soda, two teaspoonsful of aromatic spirits of ammonia with four ounces of peppermint water. Dose: one tablespoonful; repeat if necessary.

Breathing Breathe into a small paper bag that is tightly pressed around your mouth. Or try spreading your arms out like a "T" and take a very deep breath. Repeat several times. Or try taking a deep breath and holding it as long as you can.

Chamomile Put 1 drop of chamomile essential oil in a brown paper bag; hold bag over nose and mouth; breathe in and out slowly and deeply through the nose.

Camphor Mix three drops of spirits of Camphor in half a glassful of water and drink.

Collar bones Put strong pressure on the collar bones.

Honey Take a teaspoon of honey.

Ice Eat or suck on a piece of ice.

Lemon Mix the juice of one lemon in half a glass of water; drink; repeat if the first drink didn't stop the hiccups.

Lemon/salt Put a teaspoonful of salt on half a lemon and then suck the juice out of the lemon.

Lemon/bitters Eat a slice of lemon which has been soaked in angostura bitters.

Orange Drink the juice from 1/2 an orange.

Peanut butter Eat 1 teaspoon of peanut butter.

Pepper, red Pour a half pint of boiling water over a quarter of a red pepper; steep; drink a wineglassful. If no red pepper is available, use five drops of tincture of Capsicum in a tablespoonful of water.

Pineapple juice Take a few rapid swallows of canned pineapple juice. Repeat hourly if necessary.

Sugar Cure hiccups by placing a teaspoon of sugar on the tongue and washing it down with a glass of cold water. Another sugar remedy suggests swallowing it dry.

Sugar/lemon Soak a cube of sugar in fresh lemon juice and let it dissolve in your mouth.

Tartar, cream of Add 1/3 teaspoon of cream of tartar to 8 oz. of warm water; drink 2 tablespoons at a time on an empty stomach.

Water Drinking water in various fashions has been an age-old cure. Here are several variations. Plug your ears and drink a glass of ice cold water; or slowly sip a cup of warm water; sip a cup of warm water with honey in it. For infants: hiccups usually disappear in 5-10 minutes. If hiccups do not disappear, give the baby a bottle of sugar water. Mix one-quarter teaspoon of sugar with four ounces of water."


does anyone have any good remedies other that these!!!!!???

[Sammich]

next time u piss...drink a pint of ur own urine and it should cure it...u mite wana get a mint to pop in afterward..but i heard that works...

[Killer]

next time u piss...drink a pint of ur own urine and it should cure it...u mite wana get a mint to pop in afterward..but i heard that works...

if you seriously have ever heard that.... i don't think i would want to meet the person who thought of it...



if not.... ur sick.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

next time u piss...drink a pint of ur own urine and it should cure it...u mite wana get a mint to pop in afterward..but i heard that works...
:upchuck:

:screwy:

[Sammich]

lmao sorry i just had to crack a nasty joke for the day lol

[GGPIS3]

take a deep breath... while holding your breath, drink a big gulp of water... then take another deep breath and hold....

if that doesn't work...

take a deep breath, then swallow a breath, then take a deep breath again and hold....

[itsjustdee]

take a deep breath... while holding your breath, drink a big gulp of water... then take another deep breath and hold....

if that doesn't work...

take a deep breath, then swallow a breath, then take a deep breath again and hold....

i do the same thing he does.

[Echonova]

The peanut butter one really does work. Or light a cigarette take the biggest drag you can and hold it for as long as possible. Works like a charm.

[Killer]

the breath thing didn't work for me.. nor did the water/breath thing.. i tired it before i posted... i may try some peanut butter if i can find some!!!

[GGPIS3]

^^ you should still be holding your breath... you did it wrong! sheesh!

[Killer]

^^ you should still be holding your breath... you did it wrong! sheesh!


lol!

[GGPIS3]

ok.. you can exhale now. ;)

[Kelly]

Lol, I promise no one's hiccups are as bad as mine can be. They seriously jerk my entire body. It's awful :no:

[Killer]

ok.. you can exhale now. ;)


^^ doesn't realize i've already passed out and i'm laying face first on my desk... :ninja: (don't ask how i typed this...)



Lol, I promise no one's hiccups are as bad as mine can be. They seriously jerk my entire body. It's awful :no:

^^^ truth! on more than one occasion i've almost had to slit her throat.... nothing is worse that trying to sleep to the sound of donkey noises.... lol.

[Sammich]

phone book actuates

[gtikid]

Pull and hold your left earlobe....i'm being dead ass serious...pull and hold buddy :goodjob:

[GGPIS3]

^^ doesn't realize i've already passed out and i'm laying face first on my desk... :ninja: (don't ask how i typed this...)

lol... they're gone though aren't they?





^^^ truth! on more than one occasion i've almost had to slit her throat.... nothing is worse that trying to sleep to the sound of donkey noises.... lol.

interesting...... :no:

[Echonova]

^^^ truth! on more than one occasion i've almost had to slit her throat.... nothing is worse that trying to sleep to the sound of donkey noises.... lol.Sorry, that was me and Kelly. I'll try and be quieter. I thought you were sleeping. LOLOMGNOHEDIDN'T

[changaroo]

killer, go cure this chick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1R8XevZugU

[gtikid]

Sorry, that was me and Kelly. I'll try and be quieter. I thought you were sleeping. LOLOMGNOHEDIDN'T

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


LOLOMGHEDIDN'T :lmfao:

[Spectic Tank]

Seriously,

Hiccups are caused by contractions in the muscles in your abdoman. Relax your abs completely and take ssteady breaths. If that doesnt work than you're doing it wrong:goodjob:

[Killer]

lol... they're gone though aren't they?



lol... yeah they eventually stopped...

i held my head upside down and took a couple big gulps of water...

["B"]

Everytime Slowly has hiccups, she just swallows...

[gtikid]

Everytime Slowly has hiccups, she just swallows...

Protein shake? :thinking:

[BuBBa DRiFT]

hiccups are just a spastic muscle underneath your diaphragm, take deep, long breaths very slowly for about a minute and your cured.

["B"]

Protein shake? :thinking:

You said it, not me. What I don't get is: most chicks take the dick out first, she just swallows with it in her throat still.





*don't kill me Slowly*

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Everytime Slowly has hiccups, she just swallows...
OH MY!!! Stop tellin my home remedies bitch!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Protein shake? :thinking:
Basically but I dont recommend it for guys...Ur neck might hurt after or something... :dunno:

["B"]

Nasty bitch. lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

;) I do it for you! :yes:

["B"]

I am sooo going to be in trouble when I get home. Sha is going to kill me. lol

[gtikid]

Basically but I dont recommend it for guys...Ur neck might hurt after or something... :dunno:


:upchuck:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:upchuck:
I know right...las cosas que salen de mi voca...... :lmao:

[gtikid]

You said it, not me. What I don't get is: most chicks take the dick out first, she just swallows with it in her throat still.





*don't kill me Slowly*

She's one of those, "I like the way it feels when it hits the top of my mouth" type of females huh? YOU GOT YOU A KEEPER :goodjob: :lmfao: Now I understand why she has the name SLOWLYbtngu and where it comes from :lmfao:

[gtikid]

I know right...las cosas que salen de mi voca...... :lmao:

Don't you mean, "las cosas que entran y se quedan en su voca?" :goodjob:

:lmfao:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

She's one of those, "I like the way it feels when it hits the top of my mouth" type of females huh? YOU GOT YOU A KEEPER :goodjob: :lmfao: Now I understand why she has the name SLOWLYbtngu and where it comes from :lmfao:
HA! Hardly..lol :ninja:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Don't you mean, "las cosas que entran y se quedan en su voca?" :goodjob:

:lmfao:
:lmao:

I guess that would put it accurately... :goodjob: lol

My god what are people gonna think of me when they meet me... :lmfao:

[gtikid]

:lmao:

I guess that would put it accurately... :goodjob: lol

My god what are people gonna think of me when they meet me... :lmfao:

:lmao: You only have to worry about what the spanish folks are gonna think, the green-go's won't understand :goodjob: .

www.spanishtoenglish.com :ninja:

[Benefit]

get someone to punch u hard in your adams apple

[Echonova]

:lmao:

I guess that would put it accurately... :goodjob: lol

My god what are people gonna think of me when they meet me... :lmfao:Not sure, but I'll let you know in the morning.:goodjob:

[amberghini]

None of those have ever worked for me. I just have to wait for them to go away...

[VooDooXII]

^^^ truth! on more than one occasion i've almost had to slit her throat.... nothing is worse that trying to sleep to the sound of donkey noises.... lol.

Hah, that sucks man! My buddy has the most obnoxious hiccups ever...scares the shit out of me because I don't know what it is at first.

Just...hold your breath. Works for me anyway.

["B"]

She's one of those, "I like the way it feels when it hits the top of my mouth" type of females huh? YOU GOT YOU A KEEPER :goodjob: :lmfao: Now I understand why she has the name SLOWLYbtngu and where it comes from :lmfao:

WTF???


I am just talking shit to Slowly. My keeper is my fiance.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

WTF???


I am just talking shit to Slowly. My keeper is my fiance.

~shoulders slump~

::tears stream down cheeks::

*contemplates suicide*

**sees half a donut**

~*~Is happy again~*~

:)

[Sammich]

~shoulders slump~

::tears stream down cheeks::

*contemplates suicide*

**sees PBS**

~*~Is happy again~*~

:)

corrected:D

[SLOWLYbtngU]

corrected:D

PBS<Food

[Sammich]

LOL but im educational..u cnt get food w/o education...o0o0o0o burn

[SLOWLYbtngU]

LOL but im educational..u cnt get food w/o education...o0o0o0o burn
Whatever dude

[Sammich]

lol

[BKgen®]

simple solution:

kill yourself.

[Sammich]

me gusta ur idea lol

[Killer]

~shoulders slump~

::tears stream down cheeks::

*contemplates suicide*

**sees half a donut**

~*~Is happy again~*~

:)

i just lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reps if i can! lol..