Holy cock I'm bored

[coolcat]

1:44 and I cant sleep this shits ghey. Anyone else stuck awake??


:boobies:

[Echonova]

Never mention the words cock, shit, stuck and Ghey in the same sentence again. Consider this your warning.

[KPowerEP3]

why did I come into a thread with the title holy cock, again?

anyways. no you're not alone, and before it get thrown out there, I'm not interested in spooning.

[Benefit]

Never mention the words cock, shit, stuck and Ghey in the same sentence again. Consider this your warning.

lmao

[coolcat]

I'm not interested in spooning.


Yeah bullshit. Get yur ass over here.


Ok enough gayness srsly



IBTL!

[Nitro]

Never mention the words cock, shit, stuck and Ghey in the same sentence again. Consider this your warning.


:lmfao:

ya know!!!


:gay:

[coolcat]

Never mention the words cock, shit, stuck and Ghey in the same sentence again. Consider this your warning.

LOL, oops.

[OneSlow5pt0]

get Jesus's cock out of ur mouth,then maybe u wont be bored

[KPowerEP3]

get Jesus's cock out of ur mouth,then maybe u wont be bored

is that Jesus like 'Hail mary full of grace'

or Jesus like

Mex1-"who's that cabron?"
Mex2- "that's that ese Jesus"

?

[coolcat]

Mex1-"who's that cabron?"
Mex2- "that's that ese Jesus"


THAT'S RACISE

[OneSlow5pt0]

is that Jesus like 'Hail mary full of grace'

or Jesus like

Mex1-"who's that cabron?"
Mex2- "that's that ese Jesus"

?

never knew the people that built my house were holy:thinking:

i was goin on mel gibson jesus

[KPowerEP3]

oh, well in that case, I mean. No harm in trying to get ahead.

[coolcat]

never knew the people that built my house were holy:thinking:


HOLY FUCKING RACISE

[coolcat]

Echonova

another song for you to guess - "when the house was standingg.... you'd never had believed it"

[Echonova]

oh, well in that case, I mean. No harm in trying to get a head. Wowsers.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol

[Scrilla]

:ninja:

[coolcat]

:ninja:


o hai

[Echonova]

Cake

[KPowerEP3]

Wowsers. :police: repost :police:

[coolcat]

Ok that one was easy, "what do you want me to do? to do for you, to see you through.. its all a dream we dree-e-e-eaaamm"

[TheSnail]

Why does someone sleep on friday? Its friday. I dont have shit to do but I still hum to the pizza in the oven waiting for it to be done because its friday. I still stay up sitting on the toilet pretending I need to make a log house but I dont. Its friday, a day of not worrying about going to sleep, a day of being a bum, a night of being more useless then nipples on a male dog. Grab Friday by its horns and tell it, it aint shit then fart in its nostrils and hold on tight as it jerks back because Friday aint going no where. You own Friday, youll kick its ass if you have to and its nothing without you. So don’t be intimidated by it. Just like you can, I have bitched slapped the fuck out of over 20 fridays to let the stubborn ones know that they arnt shit and they rely on what you make them out to be.

[coolcat]

Why does someone sleep on friday? Its friday. I dont have shit to do but I still hum to the pizza in the oven waiting for it to be done because its friday. I still stay up sitting on the toilet pretending I need to make a log house but I dont. Its friday, a day of not worrying about going to sleep, a day of being a bum, a night of being more useless then nipples on a male dog. Grab Friday by its horns and tell it, it aint shit then fart in its nostrils and hold on tight as it jerks back because Friday aint going no where. You own Friday, youll kick its ass if you have to and its nothing without you. So don’t be intimidated by it. Just like you can, I have bitched slapped the fuck out of over 20 fridays to let the stubborn ones know that they arnt shit and they rely on what you make them out to be.


I feel so much better thanks

[GSRteg®]

Still awake here.

[coolcat]

Still awake here.


I think you're lying to me

[TheSnail]

Why yall complaining that you're still awake?

[coolcat]

Why yall complaining that you're still awake?

Because waking up the next morning is gonna be a biggity bitch :(

[TheSnail]

I go to sleep on monday at 5am. This here is fucking friday!

[TheSnail]

Because waking up the next morning is gonna be a biggity bitch :(

You work Saturday?

[coolcat]

Hey has anyone here taken any melatonin? It's a sleep aid or something like that (over the counter) take 2 and you have the CRAZIEST most realistic feeling dreams ever, and sleep sooo good. Melatonin FTW.

[coolcat]

You work Saturday?

No, but I don't like waking up late, I have no idea why really.

[Echonova]

Ok that one was easy, "what do you want me to do? to do for you, to see you through.. its all a dream we dree-e-e-eaaamm"Holy mother cock!!!! Are we going to go thru this every time? Do I ever win? Hmmm. Old guy memory vs young whippersnapper with Google

[coolcat]

Echonova, you win the internet, ggkkthxbai.


Old guy memory vs young whippersnapper with iTunes

Corrected.





Post #500 oh boy

[Echonova]

Lets try this, I'll give you an entire verse.

i'm the highest mutha fucka this side of the mississippi
but i'm worldwide so now figure out what that means
thats right i said it and i didn't even sweat it
so if you want the title you can try to come and get it
i'll guarantee you'll regret it like swimin with sharks
no cage, no wet suit, with fish tied to your arms
no cut corners joints all im rollin is bombs
like the ufc referee says Lets Get it ON

[coolcat]

Holy mother cock!!!! Are we going to go thru this every time? Do I ever win? Hmmm. Old guy memory vs young whippersnapper with Google


You sick fuck, I saw what you did there.

[coolcat]

Lets try this, I'll give you an entire verse.

i'm the highest mutha fucka this side of the mississippi
but i'm worldwide so now figure out what that means
thats right i said it and i didn't even sweat it
so if you want the title you can try to come and get it
i'll guarantee you'll regret it like swimin with sharks
no cage, no wet suit, with fish tied to your arms
no cut corners joints all im rollin is bombs
like the ufc referee says Lets Get it ON

I have no idea. Old rock music pl9x.

[Echonova]

You sick fuck, I saw what you did there.http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/roflcoptersapocalypse.gif

[coolcat]

Where the hail do you get all these awesome .gif's?? plz tell meh

[TheSnail]

Get a 45lb bum bell, lay on your back, take deep breaths for a minute, take a deep breath an hold it, then put the dum bell on your chest and you will pass out within 15 sec or so. But have someone there to take the weight off your chest as Im not accountable if you dont wake up.

[coolcat]

Get a 45lb bum bell, lay on your back, take deep breaths for a minute, take a deep breath an hold it, then put the dum bell on your chest and you will pass out within 15 sec or so. But have someone there to take the weight off your chest as Im not accountable if you dont wake up.

Or maybe I should just drink some arsenic?

[Echonova]

Where the hail do you get all these awesome .gif's?? plz tell mehRician219 is the king of gif's. I just save and repost everything I come across in my internetz travels.

[TheSnail]

You can try bread an milk, though its not as instantaneous as the dumbbell way.

[TheGodfather]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b287/LegendGuy/DSC_0207.jpg

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/LOLhorse.gif

[coolcat]

You can try bread an milk, though its not as instantaneous as the dumbbell way.

I think I'll just load up on some of that melatonin. One time I had this dream on it I was like 100% sure it was real life it felt so real, I was about to bang the shit outa this girl THEN I FUXING WOKE UP MAN I WAS MAD ABOUT THAT DAMNIT.

[TheGodfather]

joseph.

i posted your pic.

you is teh gay.

[Echonova]

I think I'll just load up on some of that melatonin. One time I had this dream on it I was like 100% sure it was real life it felt so real, I was about to bang the shit outa this girl THEN I FUXING WOKE UP MAN I WAS MAD ABOUT THAT DAMNIT.http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/tfo.gif

[coolcat]

joseph.

i posted your pic.

you is teh gay.

Matthew y haz u dunz such a thing

[TheSnail]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/GreaterSW_TX_field_02copy.jpg?t=1186813863

[Echonova]

I think I'll just load up on some of that melatonin. One time I had this dream on it I was like 100% sure it was real life it felt so real, I was about to bang the shit outa this girl THEN I FUXING WOKE UP next to a MAN I WAS MADly in love with him ABOUT THAT DAMNIT. Fixed:goodjob:

[coolcat]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/tfo.gif

That right there was my exact reaction, I was so mad. :no:

[coolcat]

Fixed:goodjob:

AAHAHAHAA LOLOL

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/2007-04-16-51187.gif

[Echonova]

Good night everyone.

[coolcat]

Good night

[TheGodfather]

goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coolcat]

dnugs03rsx POST OR GTFO KTHX

[eltravieso]

wats good?

[TheSnail]

Yo mama and sister

[coolcat]

Yo mama and sister

DAMN, that was uncalled for.

[TheSnail]

jk, these corndogs with mustard and ketchup and relish

[eltravieso]

wat a douche! but not as good yours

[TheSnail]

DAMN, that was uncalled for.


Thats what you mama said when you were born.

[eltravieso]

ok then

[coolcat]

Wats good also is 2 apple pies from mcdonalds for a dollar.

[eltravieso]

Thats what you mama said when you were born.

ooouuuuuu!!!..lol

[coolcat]

Thats what you mama said when you were born.

LMAO stoppit now someone is gonna get their feelings hurt.

[eltravieso]

where the females at?

[eltravieso]

hey coolcat, wat u do in athens?

[TheSnail]

I feel fat from this 12pk, and bout to crash in minute.

[eltravieso]

well shit i got another 24 pack in tha fridge, y crash when u can pass out!

[coolcat]

hey coolcat, wat u do in athens?

Not shit rly, Athens is pretty boring. You should post some pics of that grey pitbull (I think thats what it is) puppy you have, that dog is awesome.

[TheSnail]

*and then puts beer into mouth with the bottle cap still on*

[eltravieso]

yeah well, he got sold.

[coolcat]

I feel fat from this 12pk, and bout to crash in minute.
Crashing FTMFL. I feel bad for you

[coolcat]

yeah well, he got sold.


Ah, damn. That was one cute lil dog.

[eltravieso]

yeah ...needed the money so him and his brother got sold..here at the flea market

[TheSnail]

Im not crashing yet. I just drink till whatever happens. I'll probably wake up in this computer chair. But Im not at that point yet so dont give up on me now

[TheSnail]

eltra, is that your car in the sig?

[eltravieso]

still awake ..watching kat williams on hbo...:lmfao:

[coolcat]

yeah ...needed the money so him and his brother got sold..here at the flea market


Speaking of the flea market, that place kicks ass. I think I'm gonna go towmarrow. Does anyone remember that lady that used to go there and sell illegally copied dvd's?? what a tard, honestly.

[eltravieso]

shit, she still there. with a shit load of dvd's. lol imma be there tomorrow mornin. gotta post up and sell sum shit.

[TheSnail]

still awake ..watching kat williams on hbo...:lmfao:


lol, *looks just like a Bentley till a Bentley pulls up*

[eltravieso]

yep that was my car, till i wrecked it:cry:

[coolcat]

shit, she still there. with a shit load of dvd's. lol imma be there tomorrow mornin. gotta post up and sell sum shit.

I love selling there, my first time I made 60 bucks the second i stepped out of my car, some crazy woman comes up to me asking for videogames, any time I ever had videogames she ALWAYS bought them. Where are you gonna be at and what you got for sale? I want some cheap shit lol


That woman would be SO fucked if she got caught/persicuted for that.

[eltravieso]

lol, *looks just like a Bentley till a Bentley pulls up*

u mean...Phantom!!:lmfao:

[TheSnail]

yep that was my car, till i wrecked it:cry:


Looked clean and simple. Nice, +1

[coolcat]

Oh boy its only gonna be 100 degrees outside towmarrow, AWESOME.

[coolcat]

TheSnail, can you please tell me what is up with your sig pic?? I have always been confused by it.

[TheSnail]

u mean...Phantom!!:lmfao:

Yes, you must excuse my drunkeness. How about the part he's talking bout DMX hallering in real life.

[eltravieso]

I love selling there, my first time I made 60 bucks the second i stepped out of my car, some crazy woman comes up to me asking for videogames, any time I ever had videogames she ALWAYS bought them. Where are you gonna be at and what you got for sale? I want some cheap shit lol


That woman would be SO fucked if she got caught/persicuted for that.

yeah , i like it there...lots of people...i'll be there wit my girl. she has alot of new clothes and shit, and i got sum stereo shit imma sell plus sum other stuff
(nothin cheap tho) lol but still, i'd say we've made a good 400 since we've gone there.

oh that lady still hasnt got busted, shit im suprised at that. she has a shit load of dvd's

[eltravieso]

Looked clean and simple. Nice, +1

thanx, that was my baby. i'll end up getting another one and start over.but the jdm front is a must.

[coolcat]

oh that lady still hasnt got busted, shit im suprised at that. she has a shit load of dvd's
I thought she had been caught, I guess I was wrong. Someone would have to be a major dick to turn her in though, its not like she is actually ruining buisness for the movie industries lolol. I know a bunch of people got busted for illegal gun sales, one guy I used to always buy shit from too and now hes gone it sucks :no:

[TheSnail]

TheSnail, can you please tell me what is up with your sig pic?? I have always been confused by it.


It was a deadly crash on 75 a few years back. Some of the Speed Monkeys died in a fire, the ones that survived lived to tell about it, but one of the two that survived had there car stolen, hense the X through the blue evo.

[eltravieso]

Yes, you must excuse my drunkeness. How about the part he's talking bout DMX hallering in real life.

AYE, YO BITCH!!! ...LOL


he chewed michael jackson's ass up!!...lol

[eltravieso]

I thought she had been caught, I guess I was wrong. Someone would have to be a major dick to turn her in though, its not like she is actually ruining buisness for the movie industries lolol. I know a bunch of people got busted for illegal gun sales, one guy I used to always buy shit from too and now hes gone it sucks :no:

damn, that sucks . i need a connect.

[coolcat]

It was a deadly crash on 75 a few years back. Some of the Speed Monkeys died in a fire, the ones that survived lived to tell about it, but one of the two that survived had there car stolen, hense the X through the blue evo.


Damn.. and your making a joke picture out of it? Thats kinda messed up, since people actually died.

[coolcat]

Well I'm all loaded up on melatonin and I'm starting to feel pretty dizzy and tired, cyall later.

[eltravieso]

hell nah...

[eltravieso]

laterz

[eltravieso]

ok then im outtie! laterz

[Driftk1d350z]

you guys are pussies to go to sleep this early on a friday night

[TheSnail]

Damn.. and your making a joke picture out of it? Thats kinda messed up, since people actually died.


Its fucked up, but at least I wont let people forget about the precious speed monkeys. They would race anyone, but met up and were hallin down 75, and one fucked up. The two that survived, tried to carry the name, and continue a club but things fell apart. In the past there name was strong but now people laugh at the name, especially after watching movies like 300 where everyone gets a cool roman name like Odisius or something cool like that. But that was where the SpeedMonkey empire fell. One, the ricers judged them by there name, and two, the elders believed they deserved the consequences they received from street racing.

[eltravieso]

pussy ..where? lol still awake

["B"]

Why was everyone talking about it being Friday when the thread was posted on Saturday morning?

[spook]

Holy cock< -- Wrong choice of words