ATTN: Dirty OctoPussy

["B"]

Quit trying to use the phonebook on your girl, that's my shit son.:lmfao:

[Dirty Octopus™]

Quit trying to use the phonebook on your girl, that's my shit son.:lmfao:
LOfuckin'Lzzzz
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
man she deserves it! this bitch walked in on me while i was droppin off some UPS brown boxes in the jacuzzi :tongue1:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Jesus Christ....

["B"]

Nasty bastard. If they are coming out like boxes, you are fucked.


You should see the shit I was telling Slow on IMs!!!

["B"]

Best IM convo ever.









Well, maybe the best of the day anyways.


PRfrogPRNCSS (7:34:55 PM): So uhhh, u caught my bestfriends girlfriend spying on him lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:35:03 PM): Dirty Octopus' girl
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:35:04 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:35:08 PM): she is fettysh
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:35:19 PM): oh this is slowlybtngu
SilverStangGA (7:33:24 PM): pwnt
SilverStangGA (7:33:50 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:36:17 PM): yeah when I called my friend I asked him if he created a fake acct and he was so confused
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:36:30 PM): I was like umm... look at new memebers and sure enough
SilverStangGA (7:34:56 PM): hahaha
SilverStangGA (7:35:05 PM): tell her I said "my bad"
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:37:23 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:37:30 PM): He is talkin to her now
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:37:31 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:37:37 PM): I jsut felt kinda bad
SilverStangGA (7:35:50 PM): Cussin her out?
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:37:57 PM): I mean if she would have told me I could have at least answered shit for her
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:38:01 PM): Nah, more like why
SilverStangGA (7:36:22 PM): He should be. tell him to use the phonebook on that bitch. That way she understands that she is a woman again.
SilverStangGA (7:36:23 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:38:38 PM): hahahah
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:38:43 PM): totally uncalled for
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:38:47 PM): I jsut think its weird
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:38:49 PM): like why
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:38:55 PM): and the car is totally fake
SilverStangGA (7:37:15 PM): What is totally uncalled for?
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:39:31 PM): the phone book?
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:39:32 PM): lol
SilverStangGA (7:39:06 PM): Hell no it wasn't. All women need the phonebook once a month.
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:41:46 PM): Well shit
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:41:50 PM): I am growing a dick
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:41:52 PM): fuck thath
SilverStangGA (7:40:06 PM): lol
SilverStangGA (7:40:18 PM): Chicks with dicks....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:42:36 PM): scary shit right?
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:42:43 PM): wait til u see the pics!
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:42:44 PM): OMG!
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:42:51 PM):
SilverStangGA (7:41:12 PM): what pics?
SilverStangGA (7:41:22 PM): don't go posting pics of chicks with dicks
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:43:29 PM): damn
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:43:37 PM): ~closes file on comp~
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:43:39 PM):
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:43:46 PM): rain on my parade why dont you
SilverStangGA (7:42:02 PM): lmfao
SilverStangGA (7:42:16 PM): chick with facials ftw. chicks with dicks ftl
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:44:54 PM): no no no
SilverStangGA (7:43:00 PM): ???
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:08 PM): its great to make my friends check out all these hot as girls
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:10 PM): and then
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:12 PM): BAM!
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:16 PM): dick on screen
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:19 PM): greatness
SilverStangGA (7:43:17 PM): fucked up
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:24 PM): hahaha
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:30 PM):
SilverStangGA (7:43:32 PM): I wont fall for that bullshit
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:45:45 PM): but see they never expect it
SilverStangGA (7:53:42 PM): I do
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:55:52 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:56:07 PM): well if you knew me in person you wouldnt think that I am capable of this..lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:56:11 PM): I am a saint
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:56:15 PM): for the most part
SilverStangGA (7:54:14 PM): women are evil, you HAVE to expect that shit
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:56:21 PM): just the vocab ofa sailor
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:56:25 PM): hahahahah
SilverStangGA (7:54:56 PM): ofa sailor?
PRfrogPRNCSS (7:57:43 PM): of a sailor
SilverStangGA (7:58:05 PM): oh, I cut your sentence off I guess.
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:00:25 PM): PRfrogPRNCSS (6:56:05 PM):just the vocab ofa sailor
SilverStangGA (7:58:35 PM): My fiancee is the same way. She even swears as I hit her though the phone book. then she sleeps for a few hours.
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:04:57 PM): omg...
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:05:02 PM): i didnt read that
SilverStangGA (8:03:01 PM): what?
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:07:24 PM): the phonebook to your fiance comment
SilverStangGA (8:05:35 PM): why didn't you read it, it's true
SilverStangGA (8:06:05 PM): then I pretend to be black and stand over her yelling "you got knock the FUCK out"
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:09:34 PM): lmao
SilverStangGA (8:07:44 PM): i am kidding of course
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:09:57 PM): i would hope so
SilverStangGA (8:07:56 PM): I normally don't use the phone book, I just choke the bitch.
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:10:02 PM): god I would hope
SilverStangGA (8:08:10 PM): You hope I choke her?
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:10:18 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:10:19 PM): no
SilverStangGA (8:08:21 PM): Yo umust be a freak like her. She loves it.
SilverStangGA (8:08:23 PM): lmfao
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:11:39 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:11:42 PM): u got me cryin
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:11:43 PM): ol
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:12:01 PM): lol*
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:12:39 PM): lol
SilverStangGA (8:10:40 PM): Don't cry, she starts to cry right before she passes out. She passes out after her orgasm. i would like to think that I am that good, but then I remember my hands are around her neck, so I have to let go before I kill her.
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:12:54 PM): DO is threatening Mrs. DO with the phonebook now
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:12:55 PM): lol
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:12:56 PM): thx
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:13:00 PM): u see what you started?
PRfrogPRNCSS (8:13:17 PM): hahahaha
SilverStangGA (8:11:18 PM): YES~~~
SilverStangGA (8:11:20 PM): awsome
SilverStangGA (8:12:14 PM): NEW THREAD!!!!

[Double_0_Rusty]

Whores all of you....lol

[ep9716]

Im Like Super Lost.........So Ima Just GTFO....

[Dirty Octopus™]

Whores all of you....lol
indeed...
BAM!
Dick on screen!

[Dirty Octopus™]

Im Like Super Lost.........So Ima Just GTFO....
lolz :D

[Dracc]

indeed...
BAM!
Dick on screen!




o shit time to go

[Dirty Octopus™]

o shit time to go
wack sucka MC :gay:

[Dracc]

wack sucka MC :gay:


why it gotta be like that

[ep9716]

wack sucka MC :gay:

Lmmfao!+1

[Dracc]

you wanna battle son... word to ya muvha its on like donkey kong

["B"]

Jesus Christ....

You rang?

[spook]

FUNNY SHIT

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

lazy.. CLIFFS

[SLOWLYbtngU]

lazy.. CLIFFS
Stop being lazy it's funny! I am a funny girl! B is hilarious..But I am still funny...for the most part...:dunno:

[Da_unknown]

ehhh ur alright..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

wow...what a hater :tongue1:

[BTLFED]

This thread is full of....

"B"

[Da_unknown]

wow...what a hater :tongue1:
:taun:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

This thread is full of....

"B"

Lol..I know right? He is a funny guy.. I underestimated him...


:taun:
Shouldnt you be asleep or something, old man? ;)

[BTLFED]

Lol..I know right? He is a funny guy.. I underestimated him...

Yeah but he is a pain in the ass sometimes too. :lmfao:

["B"]

Lol..I know right? He is a funny guy.. I underestimated him...



How do you underestimate a guy with a 2 inch dick? Now I really feel like shit.:cry:

["B"]

Yeah but he is a pain in the ass sometimes too. :lmfao:


:2up:

[BTLFED]

:2up:

:slap:

["B"]

Chicken Wings?

[BTLFED]

Chicken Wings?

Tater Tots?

["B"]

No thanks, Sha is makin me chicken wings.

[BTLFED]

No thanks, Sha is makin me chicken wings.

Um...okay

["B"]

I tried to invite you, but you would rather have tator tots.

[BTLFED]

I tried to invite you, but you would rather have tator tots.

Oh is that what that meant?

["B"]

lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

How do you underestimate a guy with a 2 inch dick? Now I really feel like shit.:cry:

I am sorry, but not even your tickiling 2 in. where enough for me to expect much from... It's ok though... One day..


Chicken Wings?

I had awful waffle and now my stomache hurts... :(

["B"]

I am sorry, but not even your tickiling 2 in. where enough for me to expect much from... It's ok though... One day..



I had awful waffle and now my stomache hurts... :(



Bitch.:cry:



You know you want the cawk.:yes:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Bitch.:cry:



You know you want the cawk.:yes:
"Cawk" as in Cawk-a-doodle-doo?? Meaning chicken? Like Chicken Wings? I am good. thanks..

Cawk...As in Cock..Uhh... U know, I think it may be just the fact that I cant handle the two inches...U know the right way, with tweezers. :no:

["B"]

Cawk...As in Cock..Uhh... U know, I think it may be just the fact that I cant handle the two inches...U know the right way, with tweezers. :no:

Chicks always talk shit about the two inches... until it is shoved in their ass.


2 inches long, 6 inches wide- I may not go deep, but I'm hell on the sides.:lmfao:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Chicks always talk shit about the two inches... until it is shoved in their ass.


2 inches long, 6 inches wide- I may not go deep, but I'm hell on the sides.:lmfao:
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


I believe you! lol!!!!!! :goodjob:


Damn I wish I could rep u... :(

[Crazy Asian]

who da fuck is screaming Crazy Asian's cock??!!! FUCK IM NOT A MAN WHORE!!!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:rolleyes:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

You're Asian..Meaning ur smaller than B..Plz..psssh :jerkit:

[Sammich]

SilverStangGA (7:58:35 PM): My fiancee is the same way. She even swears as I hit her though the phone book. then she sleeps for a few hours.

LMMFAO @ B wildn out

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yeah, he was great...I wish I could rep him in real life... :(

[Dirty Octopus™]

whats happanen whores!?!?! :D

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yo momma's a hoe...

[Sammich]

D.O...be careful next time u roll up on jose man...i think she packin for real...

[Dirty Octopus™]

Yo momma's a hoe...
while you playin... she really is :ninja:

[Sammich]

LOL can i get a digit or two? i'd like to take her out to dinner..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

D.O...be careful next time u roll up on jose man...i think she packin for real...
Packin what? a dildo? SO! :tongue1:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

while you playin... she really is :ninja:
Dont you talk about her like that!!! Only I can do it with the intent to insult...Bastard!

[Dirty Octopus™]

LOL can i get a digit or two? i'd like to take her out to dinner..

LOLZ!
you nastee bitch. :lmfao:
you up there with Joselyn in the realm of nastees

[Sammich]

Packin what? a dildo? SO! :tongue1:

LIES ALL LIES...whatta scumbag..dnt go around lyin cuz u want to 'taste a rainbow'

[Dirty Octopus™]

Dont you talk about her like that!!! Only I can do it with the intent to insult...Bastard!
i think this is the first time ive done that over the enternet. :thinking:
i usually keeps stuff like that real :yes:

[Sammich]

LOLZ!
you nastee bitch. :lmfao:
you up there with Joselyn in the realm of nastees

:lmao::lmao: what can i say?? i cnt help it

[SLOWLYbtngU]

LOLZ!
you nastee bitch. :lmfao:
you up there with Joselyn in the realm of nastees
Why I gotta be in a realm of nasty? Damn...What I do? :thinking:

[Sammich]

Why I gotta be in a realm of nasty? Damn...What I do? :thinking:

ur a known chick w/ dick...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

ur a known chick w/ dick...
omg..I do not have a dick..Only when it comes to you leg humping me...

[Sammich]

lies...all lies..dnt make me pull out victim no. 1 from door no. 1..he's still in recovery from the poohole rapage u placed upon him lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

lies...all lies..dnt make me pull out victim no. 1 from door no. 1..he's still in recovery from the poohole rapage u placed upon him lol
I think ur IA needs to be taken away again...

BTW- Kashime, thanks for callin me to go to Kroger :cry:

[Sammich]

why u tryna do that again? that is so wrong..fuhget j00

[Dirty Octopus™]

I think ur IA needs to be taken away again...

BTW- Kashime, thanks for callin me to go to Kroger :cry:
oh... yeah... we were waiting for your call to tell us you got your car back or something.

i figured you were hell bent on getting your Honda Civic back. :dunno:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

oh... yeah... we were waiting for your call to tell us you got your car back or something.

i figured you were hell bent on getting your Honda Civic back. :dunno:
I got it back as soon as you two left. I sat there waiting until like 10 and then fell asleep... :(

[Sammich]

awww...that is so sad...u left jose out hangin like JJ's cat

[Dirty Octopus™]

I got it back as soon as you two left. I sat there waiting until like 10 and then fell asleep... :(
oh... why didnt you call? :thinking:
we just went back to the house for a little while to drop off the clothes.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

awww...that is so sad...u left jose out hangin like JJ's cat
:tongue1: Shut up!!!!

I was lonely though... I even contemplating having someone over but that would have ended badly...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

oh... why didnt you call? :thinking:
we just went back to the house for a little while to drop off the clothes.
I called Keish's phone but it went straight to v-mail...

[Sammich]

:tongue1: Shut up!!!!

I was lonely though... I even contemplating having someone over but that would have ended badly...

u could have called me:D :bannana:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

u could have called me:D :bannana:
Nope thx, I had my person to call thx. :goodjob:

[Dirty Octopus™]

Nope thx, I had my person to call thx. :goodjob:
¿quien es? :thinking:

[Sammich]

GHEY...j00 st1l wUv m3..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

¿quien es? :thinking:
Entre el viejo y el chamaquito...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

GHEY...j00 st1l wUv m3..
Only after going long periods of time without you...Other than that..Nope. :taun:

[Sammich]

lol like bans..either way u st1l wUv m3..g3t ovV3r 1t:cheers:

[Dirty Octopus™]

Entre el viejo y el chamaquito...
of which you would have chosen the latter
you nasty horz :tongue1:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

of which you would have chosen the latter
you nasty horz :tongue1:
Yes! Yes! Ur correct! That was the one!!! :lmao:

[Dirty Octopus™]

Yes! Yes! Ur correct! That was the one!!! :lmao:
so you did call?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Well not with those intentions..No. But we talked.

[Dirty Octopus™]

Well not with those intentions..No. But we talked.
on the phone? :thinking:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Umm... Can you pm me ur questions? Thx!

[Sammich]

lol @ privacy matters:police:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yeah uhh... i dont wanna be a KNOWN statistic of IA...

[Sammich]

u r a known statistic of IA..a known leghumpee of PBS

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Umm no. Not what I mean... I guess I prefer to keep my public/private life off of IA when it comes to my "potential" significant other/fuck buddy/chill buddy or riding buddy.

[Sammich]

riding buddy=fuck buddy lol...i understand jose...keep it trill...or slap a hoe..what ever floats ur boat

[SLOWLYbtngU]

It isnt like that... I just dont wanna be labeled another IA hoe

[Dirty Octopus™]

It isnt like that... I just dont wanna be labeled another IA hoe
you're not an IA hoe.
just a regular hoe :ninja:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

you're not an IA hoe.
just a regular hoe :ninja:
:eek: Bitch... :chuckles:

[Dirty Octopus™]

:eek: Bitch... :chuckles:
ohh!!!
como... "Bichita" :thinking:

[Sammich]

you're not an IA hoe.
just a regular hoe :ninja:

quoted for the muhfuggin tr00f:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[STI LOVER]

what da dilio up in hurr?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

ohh!!!
como... "Bichita" :thinking:
:D lol...Dumbass...

Wtf is this a lets see how much Joss and Kash can insult each other type shit? You know I'll cry in a heart beat! :cry:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

quoted for the muhfuggin tr00f:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
I wishI knew you in person so I could shove my foot up ur ass... :2up:

[Sammich]

if u cry ura a pronounced pussy pansy...right now ur just a known pansy...

[Sammich]

I wishI knew you in person so I could shove my foot up ur ass... :2up:

:bootyshak sorry to piss on ur parade:piss:

:tongue1:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

if u cry ura a pronounced pussy pansy...right now ur just a known pansy...
Bitch YOU dont know ME!!!! :rant:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:bootyshak sorry to piss on ur parade:piss:

:tongue1:
Bitch...

[Sammich]

Bitch YOU dont know ME!!!! :rant:

:boobies: :boobies: :bannana:


Bitch...

i wUv j00 t00

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Suck a cock

[Sammich]

why r u so hostile...first it was u wouldnt let me leghump u...now that i dnt leghump...u want to be mean...wtf lol...niggas softened u up..u sensitive

[SLOWLYbtngU]

why r u so hostile...first it was u wouldnt let me leghump u...now that i dnt leghump...u want to be mean...wtf lol...niggas softened u up..u sensitive
So am I mean or am I soft??? :thinking:

[Sammich]

ur soft...like charmin...like jello...like pudding..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Only certain people see that side of me homey! :goodjob:

[Sammich]

i've 'seen' it

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Lol, more like you have heard of it... Or READ would be a better choice...

[Sammich]

blah...stop correctin me u fawkn skool teacher..'student rapist' lol

[Da_unknown]

she is like that..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

she is like that..
What you know about how I am???? :thinking: :tongue1:

[Sammich]

yea she is like that...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

yea she is like that...
Whatever hoe! :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

[Sammich]

no comment..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

No please do comment...Better yet... IM me!

[Sammich]

fawk y0 IMs

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Whatever! U did it though right? :bootyshak

[Dirty Octopus™]

ya'll are both whores...


together :ninja:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

And you come in every so often and turn it into a threesome... Nasty bastard.

[Sammich]

slowly..just remember it wasn't me...EL OH EL

[SLOWLYbtngU]

hmm. I find no humor in that post.... hmf...

[Sammich]

i bet u didnt...but i found humor this morning..thanks for brightenin up my day..ur better than tropicana orange juice in the mornin

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:o

[Sammich]

i wuv j00 jose

["B"]

Quit whoring my thread while I am away.

["B"]

Yeah, he was great...I wish I could rep him in real life... :(

Hungry?;)

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I am a grown ass bitch... I do as I please!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Hungry?;)
ahh that would be like me reppin you in real life huh??

["B"]

Bingo. Take it to PMs or IMs, no "whoring" in public, remember.

BTW- I want the 10 minutes of my life back from reading this thread.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Bingo. Take it to PMs or IMs, no "whoring" in public, remember.

BTW- I want the 10 minutes of my life back from reading this thread.
:wtf: you read this shit? I didnt read half of this crap and I account for more than 75% of it... :no:

[Sammich]

aye B...fuck you muhfugga...sup slut

["B"]

aye B...fuck you muhfugga...sup slut


Yo momma.

[Sammich]

y0 mama

["B"]

:wtf: you read this shit? I didnt read half of this crap and I account for more than 75% of it... :no:


Sad isn't it. Maybe I should go find some chick in this one horse town to mount.:idb: :lmfao:

["B"]

y0 mama


you bama

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Where are you? I see acworth but like where? off of 92?

["B"]

Off of Wade Green Road. But I am in Tennessee right now.



*edit*
So put your panties back on. I am not cuming over.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Off of Wade Green Road. But I am in Tennessee right now.



*edit*
So put your panties back on. I am not cuming over.
:doh:

I was wearing the granny panties just for you..I know how you like to unwrap me outta them... :yumyum:

["B"]

They are better than the leather ones you normally have on. Those get sticky.

[Sammich]

lol @ B w/ the mini me

[SLOWLYbtngU]

They are better than the leather ones you normally have on. Those get sticky.
Those were your idea, I told you big girls and leather dont mix... not in fashion and not in cars... It's like the modern slip and slide... :no:

["B"]

No, but hungry and big girls mix.:idb:




I was only trying to touch your tonsils. YOU are the one that wanted the 2 inches in your belly button.

[Sammich]

dont tell jose that she'll run like kunta kinte

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Now, but hungry and big girls mix.:idb:




I was only trying to touch your tonsils. YOU are the one that wanted the 2 inches in your belly button.
True very true... Only reason I go into the bedroom is cuz they wave a biscuit at me :( I am jsut so hunnnnnngggrrryyy...

The 2in fit better there.. :yes:

["B"]

dont tell jose that she'll run like kunta kinte



Don't tell her what?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

dont tell jose that she'll run like kunta kinte
Run from what? His 2incher? nah it's cool. We have an understanding... He tickles, I jiggle. :D

[Sammich]

Don't tell her what?

dont tell her this


YOU are the one that wanted the 2 inches in your belly button.

:lmfao:

["B"]

True very true... Only reason I go into the bedroom is cuz they wave a biscuit at me :( I am jsut so hunnnnnngggrrryyy...

The 2in fit better there.. :yes:

Those aren't biscuits, they are my crusty balls.:lmfao:

[Sammich]

Run from what? His 2incher? nah it's cool. We have an understanding... He tickles, I jiggle. :D

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i'd rep u but i cnt:boobies:

["B"]

dont tell her this



:lmfao:


She loves the 2 incher.

["B"]

Run from what? His 2incher? nah it's cool. We have an understanding... He tickles, I jiggle. :D


Like I said earlier. She talks shit until I put it in her pooper.:idb:

Then she cries like the bitch she is.:ninja:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Those aren't biscuits, they are my crusty balls.:lmfao:
That explains the excess salt... :doh:

[Sammich]

Like I said earlier. She talks shit until I put it in her pooper.:idb:

Then she cries like the bitch she is.:ninja:


NO COMMENT...I PLEAD NO CONTEST:lmfao: :lmfao:

["B"]

That explains the excess salt... :doh:



You LOVE the salt.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Like I said earlier. She talks shit until I put it in her pooper.:idb:

Then she cries like the bitch she is.:ninja:
U'd cry too if you had a 2in long 6 in wide dick in ur ass too... :eek:

["B"]

NO COMMENT...I PLEAD NO CONTEST:lmfao: :lmfao:


What???



She loves it rough.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

You LOVE the salt.
lol...I had to look away from the screen right now b/c I shivered in disgust...Shit...

["B"]

U'd cry too if you had a 2in long 6 in wide dick in ur ass too... :eek:


Yeah, but that shit will never happen.

["B"]

lol...I had to look away from the screen right now b/c I shivered in disgust...Shit...

What? You love the salt AND the cream.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

What???



She loves it rough.

I am beginning to question if I do... :thinking:

["B"]

I am beginning to question if I do... :thinking:




Oh, you do.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yeah, but that shit will never happen.
So sure are we???

I got a present for you!!!!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

What? You love the salt AND the cream.
:upchuck:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Oh, you do.
Oh, ok then :)

["B"]

So sure are we???

I got a present for you!!!!


See, you ARE a chick with a dick in your ass.

["B"]

Oh, ok then :)See, bitches love to be told what they do and don't like.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

See, you ARE a chick with a dick in your ass.
lol @ chicks w/ dicks... :D

U made my friends think weird of me!

[SLOWLYbtngU]

See, bitches love to be told what they do and don't like.
:bigok:

["B"]

lol @ chicks w/ dicks... :D

U made my friends think weird of me!


FUCK YO FRIENDS. They don't have 2 inches like I do.:lmfao:

[Dirty Octopus™]

FUCK YO FRIENDS. They don't have 2 inches like I do.:lmfao:
i beg to differ :rolleyes: :ninja:
~bounces~

["B"]

hmmm

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:lmfao:

[Sammich]

I am beginning to question if I do... :thinking:


pansy:gay:


lol @ chicks w/ dicks... :D

U made my friends think weird of me!

no u did that all on ur own:goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

pansy:gay:



no u did that all on ur own:goodjob:
HATER!!!!!

[Sammich]

*hugs* *kisses*

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Yeah I got where you can place those kisses

[Sammich]

where??? the juicy b00ty?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I am glad you know...Then again you would prob like that shit...

[Sammich]

u would never know...my traveling is restricted remember lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Oh right..Cuz I am not worth it.. Gotcha. I forgot... hmff!

[Sammich]

LMAO...love??

[SLOWLYbtngU]

pssh... Sorry the girl that isnt "worth the drive" isnt feelin any love...it's ok though.. I see how it is.

[Sammich]

i'd make the drive if there was a promise at the end of the trip..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

This aint no happy ending type shit...

[Sammich]

ghey...screw u:D

[Dirty Octopus™]

okay.
so i gotta piss...
but ima tryna see how long i can hold it for before i pop a vein :yes:

[Sammich]

TMI...tell jose that ish...

[Dirty Octopus™]

TMI...tell jose that ish...
:(

i cant hold it any mores ! :eek:

~leaves~

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Nasty ass mofo... :no:

[Sammich]

worse than me aint it

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Hmm a close second...

["B"]

Ya'll some hoes.

[Sammich]

STFU B...------------------------------------->

["B"]

Bitch, this is MY thread. Go D.H.F.A.T.

[Sammich]

prease decipher DHFAT and then gtfo

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Ya'll some hoes.
Yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzz A

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

/luda voice

[Sammich]

doin hoe activities..w/ hoe tendencies, hoes are ur friends hoes r ur enemies, w/ hoe tendencies to do wat u do, blew what u blew and screw what u screw.....

[SLOWLYbtngU]

God I am sooo not a Luda fan...BUt I love that skit on MTV.. "Did you seee dat? I did!!!" lmao lmao

[Sammich]

wat skit?? i missed that...im not a luda fan either...luda ftl

[SLOWLYbtngU]

It's on youtube
just look up Luda spoof or I dunno...I love that damn skit...

[Sammich]

HRMMM

[SLOWLYbtngU]

U got somethin in yo throat nikka?

[Sammich]

yea ur titty...ur big ass nipple:boobies:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

WHO TOLD!?!!??!!?!?

[Sammich]

that was me in ur 'cookie jar' that night...i sucked on them sunzuhbishes...almost thought u were lactating(sp?) for a minute...that was just spit suds lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

~gags~

Gross...Just gross

[Sammich]

u seemed to enjoy it tho..i dnt get u sometimes...in private u get all soft and shit...cumin on me..then in public(ia) u act like we never did anything...screw u u bamma

["B"]

prease decipher DHFAT and then gtfo


Die Hanging From A Tree


*gets the fuck out*

[Sammich]

*lol's while blowing snot out of nose*

["B"]

Not dead yet?

[Sammich]

naw...gota drag me from a truck on a chain first...:police:

["B"]

Let me make a phone call. THERE'S A WAR GOING ON UP HERE IN TENNESSEE!!!

[Sammich]

theres a war here in SC too...niggas is winnin...

["B"]

It's football season, sc doesn't win shit. HAHAHAHA

[Sammich]

lol....welll...SC dont have a football team...no college dnt count

["B"]

:slap:I was talking about college, you idiot. Damn, that is twice in two days I had to call you an idiot. You should feel so proud.

[Sammich]

slut...i will drag YOU behind a truck wif chains...yes D chainzzzz

["B"]

Don't fuck up your bling, son.

[Sammich]

mii bling b3 duh fUx0r3d