Wal-Mart Greeter

[Whiteboy™]

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins,
The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you f'n blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day now and thank
you for shopping at Wal-Mart."


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[ash7]

pwned

-jonathan

[Papa_Smurf]

lolz

[Jecht]

Hmm

[Dracc]

hahahahaha

[VooDooXII]

Pretty funny.

[redrumracer]

bwahahahahahahaha

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Whiteboy again.

[eltravieso]

hell nah...lol

[TheGodfather]

Hhahahah, good stuff.

[Sack Attack]

pwned

-jonathan



You can go ahead and quit with the -jonathan shit.
I think this forum would be a lot better -bullshit

[ep9716]

HAHAH!
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to The Whiteboy again.

[Clegger]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH i get it....cause if they were twins she would have only gotten laid once hahahaha thats a good one.

[eViLMunkey]

funny shiat..

[hater]

haha, good shit.

[Sammich]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH i get it....cause if they were twins she would have only gotten laid once hahahaha thats a good one.

EDIT *inserts* '/sarcasm'

[BuBBa DRiFT]

no one ever heard this before?

[Sammich]

im remainin quiet JJ

[Dyno]

lol good one.

[Driftk1d350z]

ok

[Whiteboy™]

you can thank my mom for sending me this chain email.

[egrider]

lol thats funny