Fred here, posting from Harstfield

[Fred Sanford]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

[HalfBaked]

I talked to my friend who works at Athlete's Foot.

He said he maybe able to get you a discount on some NewBalances.

[GGPIS3]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?


you're a dick most of the time... but i almost pee'd myself reading this lol

[s13slider®]

damn , LIRL +1

[GGPIS3]

I talked to my friend who works at Athlete's Foot.

He said he maybe able to get you a discount on some NewBalances.


which store.. im so there!

[Fred Sanford]

Straight up cuh.
I gotta get walking asap. I'm posting this with a dead engine next to me. Looks like somebody busted a cap into the intake manifold. I'm covered in oil!

[Fast Shadow]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue. I got a coupon off the AJC but I couldn't buy a copy, so I borrowed a friend's and photocopied the coupon. Go to the counter and they tell me it's a copy and I need to present the original. I said hell no, I got connections within Chik-Fil-A. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old Popeye's position out in Peachtree City. She told me that she has family connections at Maggiano's, Mellow Mushroom and Pizza Hut and can bring the Sicilian mafia down on me.

After an hour of arguing, mall security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within Publix or Kroger?

[iloveboost]

I'm going to build a really fast car! You wait and see.

Can someone loan me money for a plane ticket?

Edit: I don't know what's funnier. This whole Delta/End of the world war or the 2JDave thing that went down, lol.

[GGPIS3]

LIRL.. omg.. i think i dribbled a little bit. but come on.. a dead engine? right next to you? thats a little far fetched.... and why would you post such craziness online? i would think this is too personal for iA....

[hydroshutter]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue.

If they were white, they were probably pretty ignorant, right?

[GGPIS3]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue.


for life?? that would suck.. no kfc for the rest of your life... lol

[iloveboost]

You guys better be quiet or else you'll get banned from life by his peoples.

[GGPIS3]

but guys.. lets get serious.. street racing is a way of life. i would live and die for it!

[HalfBaked]

which store.. im so there!
Dude you were supposed to be there hours ago.

WTF man.

My friend has been waiting for you and missed his piano practice.

HE ISN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE RECITAL NOW. WTF.

[hydroshutter]

You guys better be quiet or else you'll get banned from life by his peoples.


Allah Awkbah! He doesn't know I'm well connected and I'm declaring a Jihad on him!

[Fast Shadow]

I edited my post for awesomeness.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Allah Awkbah! He doesn't know I'm well connected and I'm declaring a Jihad on him!
I'ma declare a jihad on you!

[Fast Shadow]

I'ma declare a jihad on you!

Wouldn't it actually be a "G-had" in this case?

[hydroshutter]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue. I got a coupon off the AJC but I couldn't buy a copy, so I borrowed a friend's and photocopied the coupon. Go to the counter and they tell me it's a copy and I need to present the original. I said hell no, I got connections within Chik-Fil-A. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old Popeye's position out in Peachtree City. She told me that she has family connections at Maggiano's, Mellow Mushroom and Pizza Hut and can bring the Sicilian mafia down on me.

After an hour of arguing, mall security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within Publix or Kroger?

I can't breathe!

[GGPIS3]

Dude you were supposed to be there hours ago.

WTF man.

My friend has been waiting for you and missed his piano practice.

HE ISN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE RECITAL NOW. WTF.


listen, no one told me it was a stand-by rehearsal.. i dont understand what that means... i mean, your teacher and all the other teachers took me aside and tried to tell me what it means, but i just dont get it. what is stand by? and its all your fault that he isnt' going to be able to play in the recital.. i didn't do anything wrong....

[hydroshutter]

listen, no one told me it was a stand-by rehearsal.. i dont understand what that means... i mean, your teacher and all the other teachers took me aside and tried to tell me what it means, but i just dont get it. what is stand by? and its all your fault that he isnt' going to be able to play in the recital.. i didn't do anything wrong....

Keep those teachers names out of your mouth!

[GGPIS3]

I can't breathe!

im hyperventilating.....

[Fast Shadow]

One more time.


I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and then she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo holmes to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

[hydroshutter]

Fred, you are the most racist fuck I've ever met.

It's "HARTSFIELD-JACKSON", you racist fuck.

[GGPIS3]

One more time.


I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and then she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo holmes to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

:lmao:

[Nismo]

thats fucking awesome. LOL

[eViLMunkey]

That's hillarious

[hydroshutter]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/stampede3/Blackwood/cookiethug.jpg

[Nismo]

^ thats funny because cookie monster is trying to be black.

[d993s]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

yo nugguh, i iz conekted out da bejesus........holla

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Wouldn't it actually be a "G-had" in this case?
This aint no g-unit shit...Those are fake gan.... Uhh...

Good point! :goodjob:

[Vteckidd]

One more time.


I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and then she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo holmes to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

POST OF THE YEAR

http://www.cinematical.com/media/2006/04/freshprince.jpg

[Vteckidd]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

VICE PRESIDENT POST OF THE YEAR

:cheers:

[WickedIXMR]

I'm going to build a really fast car! You wait and see.

Can someone loan me money for a plane ticket?

Edit: I don't know what's funnier. This whole Delta/End of the world war or the 2JDave thing that went down, lol.
Yea i wonder where that car is?! Supposedly it was suppose to rape my car from a dig, roll, twisties, dig to top speed ect ect ect.....:rolleyes:

[d993s]

Yea i wonder where that car is?! Supposedly it was suppose to rape my car from a dig, roll, twisties, dig to top speed ect ect ect.....:rolleyes:

It was all a PIGMENT of his imagination. (yes, Pigment, with a P)

[SpeedMonkey]

Fred... you never fail to impress me with your assholiness. i love you.

[ShooterMcGavin]

w/this thread i do believe comedic gold has been struck :lmfao:

[Z28]

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j295/stampede3/Blackwood/cookiethug.jpg

Quoting for emphasis.

["B"]

^ thats funny because cookie monster is trying to be black.

Yeah, and you can TOTALLY tell he is blue. Stupid blue bastard.

[hydroshutter]

http://i18.tinypic.com/663iolz.jpg

[Fred Sanford]

So I just got back from a funeral. My pet hamster died. Shit is crazy up here. Hamsters dyin left and right. Some of the melanin rich people are putting them in their asses. It's part of being in a gang.
Hopefully my connection in the FBI will get me into some protection from these gerbilers who are killing mah hamsters.

Shit is fixin to get crazy. I got my AK...praise god...killin aint right...I'm fixin to kill a bunch of folks. Shit is crazy!

Did I mention shit is crazy?

[Fred Sanford]

Thas rite, I sed in they asses!

[HalfBaked]

Thas rite, I sed in they asses!
HE IS RIGHT.

I SEEN IT.

I'VE SEEN DES FOOLS DO IT.

[WickedIXMR]

So I just got back from a funeral. My pet hamster died. Shit is crazy up here. Hamsters dyin left and right. Some of the melanin rich people are putting them in their asses. It's part of being in a gang.
Hopefully my connection in the FBI will get me into some protection from these gerbilers who are killing mah hamsters.

Shit is fixin to get crazy. I got my AK...praise god...killin aint right...I'm fixin to kill a bunch of folks. Shit is crazy!

Did I mention shit is crazy?
Were you next to all the hamster blood and posting at the same time?

[Fred Sanford]

Were you next to all the hamster blood and posting at the same time?
They're right here next to me. It's a war out here. I run this shit. I cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

[hydroshutter]

*** I look away and breathe in because there's a war going on****

[BluesClues]

I am so fucking lost! I have no idea what the hell the thread is supposed to mean so I am just going to leave now

[HalfBaked]

I am so fucking lost! I have no idea what the hell the thread is supposed to mean so I am just going to leave now
IT MEANS THERE IS A WAR OUT THERE BEING FOUGHT.

YOU ARE EITHER FOR IT OR AGAINST IT, IT IS GOOD VS. EVIL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE A SIDE AND BELIEVE ME IT BETTER BE THE RIGHT SIDE YOU CHOOSE.

[BluesClues]

IT MEANS THERE IS A WAR OUT THERE BEING FOUGHT.

YOU ARE EITHER FOR IT OR AGAINST IT, IT IS GOOD VS. EVIL.

YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE A SIDE AND BELIEVE ME IT BETTER BE THE RIGHT SIDE YOU CHOOSE.

Stop yelling at me damnit!

[BTLFED]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS THREAD IS FULL OF MOTHER FUCKING WIN! I CAN'T BREATHE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**dies** :lmfao: :lmfao:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m52/Shakicrisis/LegendaryThread.jpg

[Revmaynard]

WAR.

Is shit crazy yet?

[Echonova]

AS I AM TYPING THIS I AM LOOKING AT MY COUSIN, COOKIE MONSTER. HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH. NOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ALL OVER MY WALLS. WHO IS GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS? HE LEFT A NOTE TELLING ME WHO HAD THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO IMPORTATLANTA.


IT WAR TIME.

[ShooterMcGavin]

:lmao: shit in here is taking off like delta jets!

[Z28]

:lmao: shit in here is taking off like delta jets!

Standby, man. :no:

[Leadfoot_mf]

AS I AM TYPING THIS I AM LOOKING AT MY COUSIN, COOKIE MONSTER. HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH. NOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ALL OVER MY WALLS. WHO IS GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS? HE LEFT A NOTE TELLING ME WHO HAD THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO IMPORTATLANTA.


IT WAR TIME.
did he spell my name right?

[Echonova]

LEADFEETS M.D.

[Leadfoot_mf]

LEADFEETS M.D.
close enough :goodjob:

[Echonova]

Not really.:no:

[Vteckidd]

ALL HIS BASE ARE BELONG TO US

http://www.babes4bush.com/parody/bush_all.jpg

[Echonova]

Elite forces are on a Caribbean getaway island right now.

[Fast Shadow]

RACISE

[Revmaynard]

They're coming by sea!11!!!!!#2!!!!!

http://www.sea.edu/images/followingsea/9-05/feature1d_9_05.jpg

[Echonova]

They're coming by sea!11!!!!!#2!!!!!

http://www.sea.edu/images/followingsea/9-05/feature1d_9_05.jpg:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

["B"]

AS I AM TYPING THIS I AM LOOKING AT MY COUSIN, COOKIE MONSTER. HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH. NOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ALL OVER MY WALLS. WHO IS GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS? HE LEFT A NOTE TELLING ME WHO HAD THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO IMPORTATLANTA.


IT WAR TIME.
OMG I wish I could rep you for that.

["B"]

**dies**


Sweet.:tongue1:

[GGPIS3]

http://i18.tinypic.com/663iolz.jpg


omfg.. i totally missed this pic... LMAO!!! ! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[itsjustdee]

lol

[hydroshutter]

He like dat shii he like dat shiii

[DrunkScotsman]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:i repped everyone i could , all you crazy fuckers just started off my week on a f'n great note!

[Maniaç]

lol @ this thread... god damn! lolol.

[SatansRectum]

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?
I hear that if you walk up to airport security and say "I got your bomb right here" while grabbing your crotch, they'll give you a candy bar.

[SatansRectum]

Allah Awkbah! He doesn't know I'm well connected and I'm declaring a Jihad on him!
Wanna-be Durka head:lmfao:

[Nyteryder]

Best thread I have read in a long time

[Psycho]

At least those guys know how to be on time.

[Echonova]

At least those guys know how to be on time.:lmfao: :lmao: :lmfao: :lmao: :lmfao: :lmao: :lmfao: I didn't notice that.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

At least those guys know how to be on time.
I DID NOT see that shit.. :lmao:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Psycho again.
:(

[RandomGuy]

Elite forces are on a Caribbean getaway island right now.
dude dont hate on Haiti


its a fuckin war out here

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/breaking_news_something_happening

[DrunkScotsman]

a war led by phatboy and christ!