WTF @ Internet predators

[coolcat]

OMG... go into a Aol/Yahoo chatroom and say you are a 14 year old girl.. holy SHIT I did it and got at least 20+ messages, all from people over 18. I also went into one saying I was a 15 year old guy, a 60 year old messaged me saying he wanted to make out with me and shit :gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay: :gay::gay:This went on for a few days untill I started playing as if I was the father of this kid, (who was a lawyer) and that I was going to take legal action. The poor guy almost had a heart attack. I also got his phone number, adress, and full name, after searching around on the internet. Here were some of his excuses -

RobertL5 (12:45:24 PM): he said 18

RobertL5 (12:45:50 PM): OMG very sorry, bye

RobertL5 (12:47:15 PM): yes Im 75 and dfisabled

RobertL5 (12:49:46 PM): my apologies we just chatted nothing

RobertL5 (12:50:17 PM): WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
^ gosh watta saint
RobertL5 (12:50:36 PM): SETTLE DOWN No harm was intended

RobertL5 (1:46:16 PM): no no no Im very nervous

RobertL5 (1:11:26 PM): no, Im an old man, Im sorry

RobertL5 (1:32:19 PM): Look Im feelinf paniky and dizzy. Had heart surgery. Please be patient

I kind of felt bad at that point so I told him I wouldnt press charges.

Looks like Robert L. Daniels, of Chatham, NJ. shouldn't be hitting on young boys. :gay:

[Magnus213]

Dude, that's the best form of free, late-night entertainment short of flogging the dolphin.

[accord_wifey]

I believe all people who talk to young people like that should be punished...its a sick world.

[Magnus213]

I want to do this now, I'm bored... how do you get into chatrooms through AIM again?

[accord_wifey]

You know people actually do this stuff for a living...i though about going undercover for my internship...but i changed my mind....Watch Dateline...they do an episode at least once a week on sexual preditors....Its makes u stop and think....it could be ur kids suckered in this one day...Maybe we should help.

[coolcat]

I want to do this now, I'm bored... how do you get into chatrooms through AIM again?


I'm not telling you :eek:

[quickdodge®]

Tell me. Later, QD.

[coolcat]

Tell me. Later, QD.


Oh my. :no:

[quickdodge®]

It's all good. You know I can find out how. Later, QD.

[coolcat]

I just prank called the poor guy, saying I was from the Megan's law firm, of course he was very apologetic, so I sent him to one of our "sister sites" to fill out a form. They were: www.meatspin.com www.thewillpower.org www.**********.org - If you know whats best for you, DON'T click those links, seriously.

I also told that sick fucker (playing as the lawyer over aim) that he would have to fill out a form (which I e-mailed him) and he would have to take it to the police station. I can hardly wait to see what they say to him when he comes in there with a fake form explaining how he E-molested a kid online.

If thats not E-omgwtfpwnage I don't know what is. Anyone know of any websites where you can upload audio files? I recorded the phone call, I was a bit stuttery though, I was trying SO hard not to laugh.

[81911SC]

I am freaking dying lauging + whatever

[quickdodge®]

sendspace.com. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

sendspace.com. Later, QD.

Ahhh shit. Look at that. After you helped me out, I returned the fav.....oh wait. You didn't help me, lolol. Later, QD.

[coolcat]

Ahhh shit. Look at that. After you helped me out, I returned the fav.....oh wait. You didn't help me, lolol. Later, QD.


ok FINE - www.littlegirlsspreadingtheirbutts.com there you go, jeeze.

[quickdodge®]

Lolol if you think I'm clicking on that. Later, QD.

[coolcat]

Lolol if you think I'm clicking on that. Later, QD.



Suuuure you didnt. ;)

[Ran]

The internet has been a stalking ground ever since it was first introduced. You can't seriously be surprised at it now. That's why parents need to put parental controls on their computers and keep these kinds of things from happening to their kids.

[quickdodge®]

Wow. You just now researched this? Everyone knows this already. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Coolcat, what room are you in and I'll join you. Maybe we can set up a "3 some" lolol. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

"I'm here for the gang bang"

[coolcat]

Coolcat, what room are you in and I'll join you. Maybe we can set up a "3 some" lolol. Later, QD.


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Horny & single chat -

I'm bout to run the E-train on a hoe.

[coolcat]

The guy sent me a picture of himself - luckily not nude.

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j149/slipknot2k7/theperv-1.jpg

Apparently hes an active member of 3 churches.. which is pretty damn scary.

[Carma]

you are sick, hope the feds don't get a hold of this link :)


OMG... go into a Aol/Yahoo chatroom and say you are a 14 year old girl.. holy SHIT I did it and got at least 20+ messages, all from people over 18. I also went into one saying I was a 15 year old guy, a 60 year old messaged me saying he wanted to make out with me and shit :gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay::gay: :gay::gay:This went on for a few days untill I started playing as if I was the father of this kid, (who was a lawyer) and that I was going to take legal action. The poor guy almost had a heart attack. I also got his phone number, adress, and full name, after searching around on the internet. Here were some of his excuses -

RobertL5 (12:45:24 PM): he said 18

RobertL5 (12:45:50 PM): OMG very sorry, bye

RobertL5 (12:47:15 PM): yes Im 75 and dfisabled

RobertL5 (12:49:46 PM): my apologies we just chatted nothing

RobertL5 (12:50:17 PM): WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
^ gosh watta saint
RobertL5 (12:50:36 PM): SETTLE DOWN No harm was intended

RobertL5 (1:46:16 PM): no no no Im very nervous

RobertL5 (1:11:26 PM): no, Im an old man, Im sorry

RobertL5 (1:32:19 PM): Look Im feelinf paniky and dizzy. Had heart surgery. Please be patient

I kind of felt bad at that point so I told him I wouldnt press charges.

Looks like Robert L. Daniels, of Chatham, NJ. shouldn't be hitting on young boys. :gay:

[accord_wifey]

Dang this cat is going all out .... he is giving u so much information on himself...but i think it pretty funny...but real scary too.

[quickdodge®]

Get the fuck out. Later, QD.

[disrupt]

you are sick, hope the feds don't get a hold of this link :)
they wouldn't give two fucks

looks like mr daniels is a talented writer!
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117933913.html?categoryid=33&cs=1

[Magnus213]

Maybe you read my request the wrong way, I was going to pose as a youngster and see what hilarity could ensue. We could set up the IA pedophile strike force.

[coolcat]

Well Robert has been idle for quite a while on AIM, I guess that retard actually went to the police station. I was considering contacting authorities in the NJ area, or people who he works with, but I decided it wasn't worth ruining someones life for teh funnehz. He got it bad enough already.

[coolcat]

they wouldn't give two fucks

looks like mr daniels is a talented writer!
http://www.variety.com/review/VE1117933913.html?categoryid=33&cs=1

Haha, thats the exact website i used to find his last name, then phone number, adress, etc. etc.

I told him his name would be put into the local newspaper, he's scurred shitless now.

[Mr_Mischif]

"I'm here for the gang bang"

Who wants the first reach-around?

[coolcat]

I called the poor guy, and was a COMPLETE asshole, I told him that we have decided to put his picture on the front of the newspaper, with name, adress etc. The guy starts CRYING and begging for mercy later on in the conversation so I felt kind of bad (but not rly cus he wanted to suck my cock just the other day) I told him we are sending a police cruiser to his house, so I'm sure hes having a great time right now.

[BobbyFresco]

I called the poor guy, and was a COMPLETE asshole, I told him that we have decided to put his picture on the front of the newspaper, with name, adress etc. The guy starts CRYING and begging for mercy later on in the conversation so I felt kind of bad (but not rly cus he wanted to suck my cock just the other day) I told him we are sending a police cruiser to his house, so I'm sure hes having a great time right now.




LMMFAO!!!! That's what the fuck he gets for trolling chatrooms, looking for kids to fuck. Fucking sick bastard. + 1 for you.:goodjob:

[Jecht]

LMFAO this is hilarious!

[coolcat]

Well I began to actually feel a bit bad for the poor guy when I made him cry so I called him up and explained that this is all just a big joke, he was pretty happy to hear so. Even though he is an internet predator, in the end he's a really lonely 75 year old guy, whos wife divorced him. Hell even if he met some kid in real life he probably wouldn't be able to get it up.

[coolcat]

I called the guy back AGAIN, saying i was some guy named samjir who worked for the megans law firm.. and again Robert believed it was real and started nearly crying again, he said he was right on his way to calling his lawyer. What an idiot.

[revsk8erdude]

LMAO! what a dumbass.

[Ran]

Today was a good day.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/athenad/Family%20Guy/2637954_m.gif

[coolcat]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/athenad/Family%20Guy/2637954_m.gif

I got some popsicles in my basement!

[Spectic Tank]

Well I began to actually feel a bit bad for the poor guy when I made him cry so I called him up and explained that this is all just a big joke, he was pretty happy to hear so. Even though he is an internet predator, in the end he's a really lonely 75 year old guy, whos wife divorced him. Hell even if he met some kid in real life he probably wouldn't be able to get it up.

hmmmmm, sounds like you might be falling for him...

[HalfBaked]

But he has old wrinkly balls....

[coolcat]

hmmmmm, sounds like you might be falling for him...




:ninja:

[Magnus213]

"He's got a five year plan!"
"What? 'Don't die'?"

[ksinao]

best thing i've heard in a while. i really lol'd

[coolcat]

I'm uploading the 2 prank calls right now, I will post links once they are up. They are kinda long, the 1st one is pretty boring, the later half of the 2nd video is the better part.

[Leadfoot_mf]

so i bet you got a lot of great dates for this weekend. let us know how they went.

[coolcat]

so i bet you got a lot of great dates for this weekend. let us know how they went.


Terrible. I won't be walking for a few days.

[Magnus213]

Terrible. I won't be walking for a few days.
Haha! Rep-worthy!