FREESTYLE FRIDAY'S

[BABY J]

I can rap about ANYTHING...


Traffic, Traffic,
lookin for my chap stick,
Feelin kinda car sick
Look theres a ford mavrick


word son.

[Sol-Badguy]

:toilet:

[Echonova]

MAL-E-BOO

[unkn0wndj]

lmao Malibu's most wanted :)

[Bballjamal]

Straight gangsta....

what happened to the keystyle battles lol

[Sack Attack]

Anyone can rhyme when they have time to type and edit their shit.

[BKgen®]

roses are red
smurfs are blue
keep making dumb threads,
and i'll skullfuck you.

[Seymour222]

Straight gangsta....

what happened to the keystyle battles lol

I came in and decimated all.
It was a hidden talent, I m sorry.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Im a whiteboy
But my neck is red
I put Miracle Whip® on my WonderBread®

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Computin all day
Sittin on IA
wondering when
this shit
stops being gay.


that was totally off beat.

let me try again.


Wondering why, Im sitting here tonight
Writing rap lyrics, when I could be getting fly
up in my beat up ride
with the dented in fendaz
exhaust fumes so strong
it feelz like The Mind Benda
up at six flags,
you know, the ride
wondering if,
ill die from
carbon monoxide
poisononing.
Cause Im Weezy F Baby.

[ORGANIZATIONXIII]

GOD THAT MOVIE WAS HORRIBLE

[quickdodge®]

Computin all day
Sittin on IA
wondering when
this shit
stops being gay.


that was totally off beat.

let me try again.


Wondering why, Im sitting here tonight
Writing rap lyrics, when I could be getting fly
up in my beat up ride
with the dented in fendaz
exhaust fumes so strong
it feelz like The Mind Benda
up at six flags,
you know, the ride
wondering if,
ill die from
carbon monoxide
poisononing.
Cause Im Weezy F Baby.

That right there is on some gay shit
Might wanna hit rewind and try to erase it
Fucker when you gonna face it
I heard about your brain, Dollar General misplaced it
But unlike you
I do this to spite you
Slight you?
Never and quit Pm-ing me cuz I'll never write you
Back
Wanna throw down, Jack?
Shit I'll have you looking like Matt
Bourne with no Identity
There'll be no stoppin' or defendin' me
I sling insults at you like on a spendin' spree
don't even think you'll ever be a friend of me
I know you out there gettin' antsy
Thinkin' how bad you can't stand me
I'm the Captain that got ya Hooked, so get away Peter Pansy
Go on back to Never, Never Land
Where I'll sever your clever plan
Grab Tinkerbell and all the faggot fairies
You couldn't be the life of a party at any cemeteries

Later, QD.

[Revmaynard]

DAMN! QD IS SNAPPIN'!

[TheSnail]

I'm a snail
I slither on a rail
I come across a nail
And get impaled
Everyone laughs, saying I've failed.

[Seymour222]

Cleverness?
Theres been a drought,
Its the stains on the bed sheets after ChrisMo rubbed a few out,
The preceding lyrics, not sure what they're about,
as stupid as that shit was...that weed must have been stout.

As for the impaled snail,
That shit was raw,

Ten Times more gangster,
than a picture of sweat on the surface of my balls.

Okay, maybe not that gangster.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u neek to get a motha fuckin writin pad,
take notes cause im about to destroy you,
and this shit here is way overdue,
homie this shit here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn somthing today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this shit right here is unfair,
im so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this shit so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this shit im doint to you,
battelin me is somethin like taboo,
cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
im comin at ya, oh yeah fuck QD

[TheSnail]

The snail was on a trail
next to a steam, where there was a pumkin seed
The pumkin seed attacked
the snail leaped and fell on his back
The snail grabbed the fish.
Looked around, laid it down and splurged a nut in its mouth.
*Chorus*
The snail laid a seed in the pumkin seed!
The snail laid a seed in the punkin seed!
"Come on yall!"
The snail laid a seed in the pumkin seed!
The snail laid a seed in the pumkin seed!



Yeah. Thats my jam right there.

[TheProfiteer]

thats that hippidy hip hop yo!

Hiphopautotomas

[B18CDELSLO]

That right there is on some gay shit
Might wanna hit rewind and try to erase it
Fucker when you gonna face it
I heard about your brain, Dollar General misplaced it
But unlike you
I do this to spite you
Slight you?
Never and quit Pm-ing me cuz I'll never write you
Back
Wanna throw down, Jack?
Shit I'll have you looking like Matt
Bourne with no Identity
There'll be no stoppin' or defendin' me
I sling insults at you like on a spendin' spree
don't even think you'll ever be a friend of me
I know you out there gettin' antsy
Thinkin' how bad you can't stand me
I'm the Captain that got ya Hooked, so get away Peter Pansy
Go on back to Never, Never Land
Where I'll sever your clever plan
Grab Tinkerbell and all the faggot fairies
You couldn't be the life of a party at any cemeteries

Later, QD.

hahahahaha +1:yes:

[ironchef]

I had a few beers to plenty
an ass amount of to many
you guys are a bunch of gays
posting on IA all days
I dunno why the fuck im doing this shit
so you can suck my dick
I rock at making up stupid rhymes
but only happens during drunk times
although im drunk im intoxicating
so you fags dont be hatin.
its 5 am and i got work in 5 hours
i needs to get my ass in the shower
thats all for tonight bitches
next time ill leave you in stitches.


P.S. Im leet, youre gay.

[quickdodge®]

yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u neek to get a motha fuckin writin pad,
take notes cause im about to destroy you,
and this shit here is way overdue,
homie this shit here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn somthing today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this shit right here is unfair,
im so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this shit so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this shit im doint to you,
battelin me is somethin like taboo,
cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
im comin at ya, oh yeah fuck QD

The fuck was that. Rap/hip hop is supposed to have some sort of meaning.

I'm comin straight for ya, low, lean and packin a gat
Throwing shots at ya all day as if my name was Magic or Shaq
I'm stackin scratch,
Yeah, chump, you best know I got those
Comin at you hard like I'm a shelled taco
Watch though
I'm the post man, fixin to deliver 5 toes
To your crotch hoe
You better be ready for this war you reaped
Im comin forth with my verbal sword unsheathed
The storm's unleashed
You don't know I'm the anti-semantic,
Hardest motherfucker this side of the Atlantic
Leave your punk ass floppin around frantic
Just hand it
To me
Cuz you see
You're just another floozy
I just textually knocked you off, everyone sayin, "ooo weee"
I come at you crazy, like I should be locked in a psycho ward
I use a sickel when in a pickle, I'mma sicko, ask Michael Moore
I hype the floor
I slam you just to spite a door
Shit I could go on for days about you I could just write some more


Later, QD.


***Edited for grammar***

[Elbow]

...damn

[quickdodge®]

That's how it goes down. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Where you at, Alfaggo. Later, QD.

[Protege79]

Boom batta
Pockets gettin fatta
I want Pancakes
But I ain't got no batter.

Hold tight
Aisle's in my sight
Now I need syrup
Gotsta keep it light!

Oooooh haaaaaaa
rollin on 4's
Oooooh haaaaaaa
cruisin da store
Oooooh haaaaaaa


NOW PAY THE BITCH!
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/f/f/1ff9b4c92266241ff72798964696443e.jpg

[BABY J]

LOL@QD.

[quickdodge®]

You feeling the need for a lashing? Later, QD.

[coolcat]

...damn

Simon why the hail are you not freestyling right now. Clit as big as a dick, remember y0!?!?!

[Revmaynard]

yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u neek to get a motha fuckin writin pad,
take notes cause im about to destroy you,
and this shit here is way overdue,
homie this shit here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn somthing today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this shit right here is unfair,
im so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this shit so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this shit im doint to you,
battelin me is somethin like taboo,
cause i will massacure you just like jason or freddy,
im comin at ya, oh yeah fuck QD


HAHA, I hope you aren't talking about rapping or IA, because if so, pathetic excuse of a person. Stop wasting bandwith with this bullshit.

[quickdodge®]

HAHA, I hope you aren't talking about rapping or IA, because if so, pathetic excuse of a person. Stop wasting bandwith with this bullshit.

I think he is trying to persuade us to believe that he is a knife-wielding, talented, damaging, destroying machine of some sorts. Lolol. So is a can opener. I'm convinced. Later, QD.

[Revmaynard]

I think he is trying to persuade us to believe that he is a knife-wielding, talented, damaging, destroying machine of some sorts. Lolol. So is a can opener. I'm convinced. Later, QD.

:lmfao: Seems about right, they're neck and neck on IQ.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

your tired ass jokes on the "Alfano" bandwagon makes me sick
how about you do yourself a favor and hop off my dick
Your hot rod's nice, looks like it hauls
And that awesome purple isn't very faint
but yet, a v8 is cute with that color paint
like your girlfriends face when shes tonging my balls

i went for the AABCBC Poetic Format on that one.

[Revmaynard]

your tired ass jokes on the "Alfano" bandwagon makes me sick
how about you do yourself a favor and hop off my dick
Your hot rod's nice, looks like it hauls
And that awesome purple isn't very faint
but yet, a v8 is cute with that color paint
like your girlfriends face when shes tonging my balls

i went for the AABCBC Poetic Format on that one.

Lol, ''Alfano bandwagon'', nice one. You're raps are about as nice as your KA-T, and by nice, I mean busted. STFU and let people who know how to speak post.

I hate you because you're a tool. Not because I think other people will think I'm cool. *cough cough* Apparently you're the clown of IA, I've been here about as long as you with an account and I've never had a callout or bashing like you do on a daily basis so.....





GTFO---------->

[BuBBa DRiFT]

well whos gonna complain when all you do is ride their dick for 482 posts,

honestly, have you posted anything besides agreeing with someone about bashing someone, insulting someone, or giving someone compliments to someone about bashing someone, your like a fucking lurker, you just leech off other people, your like the quiet guy of the group who just stands next to people to look cooler, bitch be for real, just because im audible about shit and dont care what people think, half the time people have shit its because they take my sarcasm serious, ill admit it, i have very dry humor, but honestly i wouldnt keep doing it if i didnt get threatened over some shit i said over a internet forum. i think its funny to see people get in a hissy fit about shit. its like fucking high school all over again, grow a pair and get off mine.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

oh, and ill take that clown comment has a compliment to my style of humor, thanks bro, i guess it just comes natural. carrot top is my idol, you know


[/sarcasm]

[Revmaynard]

Hahaha, you're damn right you'll take that compliment, you're a fucking clown with your ''dry sense of humor'' was it? Get your shit straight you fucking moron. Yea, I might only have 482 posts but atleast all mine aren't bashing people shit for sale, you're a fucking post whore, make sense? I can't view any Nissan 240 for sale thread without you being in there bashing someone's car for sale, just because you own a 240 you feel like you have to say something about everyone that owns one, you think you're in some tight knit family now? I know your car must be the thing you take most pride in, since your humor isn't very funny and your dick is probably limp from fucking too much man ass. Now is where I turn my interweb stupid filter on and go sniff paint thinner hoping to forget you.

[Revmaynard]

Oh, and I apologize for having more important things to do in my life than post it up on ImportAtlanta nightly. I'll quit my job just so you can have someone to argue with, I thought the rest of IA was enough.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

is the paint you sniffing the barney purple left over from painting your dads baracuda?

[quickdodge®]

Guess you realized that you were no match for me. Yet again. Looks like in all aspects of life(street, racing, rhyming, insulting), you can't compete with the dude who has God as his right hand man.

BTW, that Barracuda in the signature is at least 100x better than any car you've ever owned...combined. None of your "drift" 240s could come close to that car. Later, QD.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

are you talking about the freestyle battle? hahaha all i did was google freestyle raps and copy and pasted, you were battling someone from a different forum hahaha, and you thought you were so cool hahaa. just like you thought you were cool when you assumed that every 240 is made for drifting

[quickdodge®]

are you talking about the freestyle battle? hahaha all i did was google freestyle raps and copy and pasted, you were battling someone from a different forum hahaha, and you thought you were so cool hahaa.

Let's see. Even if you were telling the truth, you're not making me look bad because you're not clever enough to make your own shit up. Yeah. But I'm 98% sure you're just trying to cover up your stupidity. Why try now to hide it? And I don't think I'm cool. Everyone else does. But I do know that I am cool


just like you thought you were cool when you assumed that every 240 is made for drifting

I've never thought that. And if I ever had a shred of wonder if it was, you sure killed all that. Later, QD.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

http://www.moviecodec.com/topics/15410p1.html


i hope you feel special.

[On_Her_Face]

i wanna be a farmer
crop grower
twenty inch blades on my lawn mower.



<----tool lol

[quickdodge®]

http://www.moviecodec.com/topics/15410p1.html


i hope you feel special.

Therefore furthering your status as idiot and non creative. Basically, you just proved me right. Again. Later, QD.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

or it just means im not creative and dont give a fuck...but take what you want since you know everything


i forgot you were born in 8 mile...my bad

[Revmaynard]

Ha, my dad's car? Please bitch, he's got his own. Sorry your parents bought all your parts cars for you, I know I'd be mad if the cars I had didn't run, but thankfully they do. The Cuda is mine, money and all, however my dad did buy me my Blazer from a member off of IA. Sorry I don't live with mommy and daddy and have them pay for everything for me.

http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/435/MVC-140S.JPG
http://www.importatlanta.com/upload/files/435/MVC-139S.JPG

If you'll take note, mine is the one with the hubcaps the day I got it, my fathers is behind mine, now I would be wrong to say I wasn't influenced by him to get one, or that he helped me find it. I wouldn't advertise a car I didn't own, or one that didn't run for that matter.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

LOL

im really not going argue with you about if I own my cars or not, because I do. Bought both of them in full. My dad fronted me 300 bucks to get the KA-T, and I paid that back a week later. Your right, neither of my cars run, I pull a Fred Flintstone and push my car to work everyday... I just graduated high school, and school hasnt started yet, so for someone who just turned 18, if your profile is correct that is, then how can you say anything about living at home with mom and dad, unless you dropped out of high school, or you graduated early. But based on the idiocy of your textual attacks upon me on these forums, im going with the first one.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

im done arguing with people about dumb ass shit.

nice baracuda, color sucks, but to each his own.

[Revmaynard]

You're right, my posts are that stupid, psssh, trust me, I'm not you.

300 bucks is all I would give you for that POS.

My gf and I have had our own apartment since last June, she is in college so I pay bills with her here, I haven't lived with my father since last May. So seeing as how I moved that must mean I dropped out? Maybe you're the stupid one faggot, you're assuming because someone has a job and doesn't live with their parents they aren't going to get an education? You sir, are the moron.

[quickdodge®]

or it just means im not creative and dont give a fuck...but take what you want since you know everything

To be honest, if you really didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't have taken the time to search out rhymes to try to pass off as your own to try to diss me. And not only can you not hop up to my level on your own, you can't even use someone to hop up here because they sucked, too. Goddamn you.



i forgot you were born in 8 mile...my bad

Don't know anything about 8 mile.


But based on the idiocy of your textual attacks upon me on these forums, im going with the first one.

I see you're starting to learn. Using my phrasology and text style to go against someone else. And you still got fucked up.


im done arguing with people about dumb ass shit.

If you swouldn't post like you do, there'd be a lot less "dumb shit" out here. Later, QD.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

lollerpops

all im gonna say is

look up "freestyle raps"

click on the first link,

copy

paste

and tell me how long that takes.

then tell me if it really means i care lirl

yjjtuuh5w777roflmao sfbbglsb

[quickdodge®]

lollerpops

all im gonna say is

look up "freestyle raps"

click on the first link,

copy

paste

and tell me how long that takes.

then tell me if it really means i care lirl

yjjtuuh5w777roflmao sfbbglsb

Seems, as per your standards, you're not getting it. It doesn't matter how long it took. Just the FACT that you took that time. Simple as that. Even for you. If you didn't care, you wouldn't have even done that. Later, QD.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

it was fun, why not, doesnt mean i took it serious

[BuBBa DRiFT]

im wasting my day off arguing with Marshal Mathers' long forgotten father, how bored am i?

[quickdodge®]

it was fun, why not, doesnt mean i took it serious

You amaze even me every time you post. Later, QD.

[JayKnight]

Damn after reading all the BS in this thread, non of which came from my boy QD.
I no longer feel the need to jack-off with a hand full of gravel.

Whew.....all those hard core lyrics that were thrown down made me realize that
the extreme masturbation is not all it was cracked up to be.

Thanks for the eye-opening words of wisdom....I ♥ My S13, you truely are
my new hero !!!

Later !!!

[BuBBa DRiFT]

nice lude, saw it at the V thursday

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/5551korean24jb.gif

[BABY J]

Nice Lude dude, I saw it at the V.
Well not I, it really was He
cause I'm too far away - we don't have a V here
but if I was in ATL, betcha ass I'd be near

there the 1st thurs of every month son
word is bond. this is fun.



BWA BWA BWA HA HA

[BABY J]

On and on and on and on on :bannana:
like some hot butter on some what??:thinking:

Popcorn.:yes:

[Sammich]

I can rap about ANYTHING...


Traffic, Traffic,
lookin for my chap stick,
Feelin kinda car sick
Look theres a ford mavrick


word son.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[BABY J]

It's Friday bitches - yeah, freestyle time:bannana:
time to bus'ya skull open w/ my lyrics and rhymes
I'll shut da whole thread down cuz my skillz' on point
and I'll do that sh*t clean - n*gga don't need a joint,

or a drink, or a pill - my swagger can't be stopped
and every rhyme that I drop will always remain hott.:yes:
Said u bringin the ruckus? - kid, the ground ain't even shakin'
my rhymes are like QD, doin nothin but makin'

ya ass look like a Sally.
Think you really wanna battle me?:thinking:
I'll bring down the server w/ my lyrics
while ya b*tch try to straddle me:idb:

and dazzle me, cause of my freestyle sh*t
while u beatin off at home, my fingerprints on her tits...:boobies:
n*gga my d*ck on her lips, p*ssy bound to get ripped.
Step up - whoever wanna get their nuts clipped.

[Wurm]

DRYER DRYER HOW I WISH
HOW MANY KITTY CATS CAN I FIT
1 2 3 4 PLEASE DONT MOVE KITTYS SO I CAN SHUT THE DOOR
SPIN SPIN AROUND AROUND WATCH THE KITTYS FACE START TO FROWN

[Dracc]

another friday pass
another thursday Mourned
another person dies
another baby is born

[BKgen®]

another friday pass
another thursday Mourned
another person dies
another baby is born

another gay ass post is made.

[Bballjamal]

It's Friday bitches - yeah, freestyle time:bannana:
time to bus'ya skull open w/ my lyrics and rhymes
I'll shut da whole thread down cuz my skillz' on point
and I'll do that sh*t clean - n*gga don't need a joint,

or a drink, or a pill - my swagger can't be stopped
and every rhyme that I drop will always remain hott.:yes:
Said u bringin the ruckus? - kid, the ground ain't even shakin'
my rhymes are like QD, doin nothin but makin'

ya ass look like a Sally.
Think you really wanna battle me?:thinking:
I'll bring down the server w/ my lyrics
while ya b*tch try to straddle me:idb:

and dazzle me, cause of my freestyle sh*t
while u beatin off at home, my fingerprints on her tits...:boobies:
n*gga my d*ck on her lips, p*ssy bound to get ripped.
Step up - whoever wanna get their nuts clipped.


Lmfao @ you! Digging the post up outta no where lol

[BKgen®]

woke up this mornin wantin' some food
but before i did that i had to take a poo
so i was walkin down the hall, scratchin my balls
when out of nowhere i trip and fall.

it felt like a bonfire between my thighs
as i looked down and gasped in surprise
i let out a cry "oh sh*t this can't be good"
'cause i realized i landed on my morning wood.

[BABY J]

^^ LOL. You big dummy - LOL

[BKgen®]

^^ LOL. You big dummy - LOL

lmfao i wouldn't be able to type righ tnow if it was true. i'd be in bed... crying. :(

[Z32redondo]

It's Friday bitches - yeah, freestyle time:bannana:
time to bus'ya skull open w/ my lyrics and rhymes
I'll shut da whole thread down cuz my skillz' on point
and I'll do that sh*t clean - n*gga don't need a joint,

or a drink, or a pill - my swagger can't be stopped
and every rhyme that I drop will always remain hott.:yes:
Said u bringin the ruckus? - kid, the ground ain't even shakin'
my rhymes are like QD, doin nothin but makin'

ya ass look like a Sally.
Think you really wanna battle me?:thinking:
I'll bring down the server w/ my lyrics
while ya b*tch try to straddle me:idb:

and dazzle me, cause of my freestyle sh*t
while u beatin off at home, my fingerprints on her tits...:boobies:
n*gga my d*ck on her lips, p*ssy bound to get ripped.
Step up - whoever wanna get their nuts clipped.


Boy you aint nothing just back up and see
that you aint got them skillz to sit back, battle me
try to talk bout my girl, i dont got one ya know
im real ***** I sit with my hoes
like im throwing them bows
in that drop top that I roll
come at you like im poppin dat gold

I layed down that blunt and got off that drink
I open that mouth and rhymes fall out in sync
im killin this ****
just like I killed your *****
that leg was started to twitch
while I was playing that clit

like she did you
played yo ass didnt know there was two
them hoes on deck my balls aint blue
i gotcha girl and you thought that you knew
she cheated on you to sit on these jewels


pulled down that zip and then she beated
my turn and ***** I mistreated,
that clit
i beat it up, took yo *****
and we ****ed
yo ass straight outta luck,how I ride, whats up
got some problems, then pull em up

to dat drop, rolling with that glock
always stayed strap
like bat from night ***** with dat gat
im not really sure if these rhymes are weak
i just turned on a beat and started speak
I hopes it makes yo ears like your girl made me skeet







Never really typed a freestyle so it was kinda hard to hold a steady rhyme scheme since I dont type fast. I tried though.

[Z32redondo]

Im not black either *no offense* so dont think I am when I say

like bat from night

it just rhymed

[§treet_§peed]

I'm a snail
I slither on a rail
I come across a nail
And get impaled
Everyone laughs, saying I've failed. lol

[BABY J]

Boy you aint nothing just back up and see
that you aint got them skillz to sit back, battle me
try to talk bout my girl, i dont got one ya know
im real ***** I sit with my hoes
like im throwing them bows
in that drop top that I roll
come at you like im poppin dat gold

I layed down that blunt and got off that drink
I open that mouth and rhymes fall out in sync
im killin this ****
just like I killed your *****
that leg was started to twitch
while I was playing that clit

like she did you
played yo ass didnt know there was two
them hoes on deck my balls aint blue
i gotcha girl and you thought that you knew
she cheated on you to sit on these jewels

pulled down that zip and then she beated
my turn and ***** I mistreated,
that clit
i beat it up, took yo *****
and we ****ed
yo ass straight outta luck,how I ride, whats up
got some problems, then pull em up

to dat drop, rolling with that glock
always stayed strap
like bat from night ***** with dat gat
im not really sure if these rhymes are weak
i just turned on a beat and started speak
I hopes it makes yo ears like your girl made me skeet

Never really typed a freestyle so it was kinda hard to hold a steady rhyme scheme since I dont type fast. I tried though.

Boy? LOL - you got me confused kid
I'ma 100% man you can ask ya b.itch.
Battle you? Please h0e -- this is no contest
Make a thread and a poll and you will see who's best.

You got a few skills, when it's written down on paper,
but this freestlye sh.t - mannnn, work with later.
Maybe work with it when you get a job for real...
but when comes to these h0es do you even have the skills

that you need, when you pro-ceed to step to a female?
Nope... cause u gotta sock hangin' on your bed rail...
w/ them protein stains -- stuck way down by the toe.
Saul good son, your life is lonely I know.

Drop top - that's kool... so u blow the brains out.
Funny caus that what ya b.tch does to me on your couch.
You work your 9 - 5, and I'm all in tha pink sh.it.
That's why when u do 69 ya breath smells like my fat d.ck.

Say you f.ckin' my b.tches, mann I ain't even nervous.
I get more p.ussy on accident than you can get on purpose.
Highly doubt you can pull any b.tch on my team -
and if you did, tell the forum how she left w/ your green.

Or you wallet -- yo mortgage payment just for the 1 nut?
And sh.it, they didn't even let u cum in her butt.
LMAO man - tell when should I stop?
Check the mail - merry xmas h0e I sent you more socks

they are in all different colors, shapes and sizes.
You gettin' athlete's d.ick everytime that it rises.

[BKgen®]

my name is brandon
i'm kinda like a n*gger
my skin may not be as black
but my c*ck is bigger.

word.

[BABY J]

^^ We have a winner!!!

[Sammich]

oo ooooo ooo

watch the way i spit
cuz its toxic like cobra
my rhymes so sick
f*ckers think i got the e-bola

but no i aint sick until i see a tibby
then i get my straw and i sip on my libby
contemplate strapping a bomb to the hyundai
but my name is not yousef, no lie

[BKgen®]

oo ooooo ooo

watch the way i spit
cuz its toxic like cobra
my rhymes so sick
f*ckers think i got the e-bola

but no i aint sick until i see a tibby
then i get my straw and i sip on my libby
contemplate strapping a bomb to the hyundai
but my name is not yousef, no lie


i almost chuckled but then i realized
it's just pbs, one a those gay guys
this little b*tch thinkin' he got jokes
the joke's on him when his nissan gets smoked.

[Z32redondo]

Boy? LOL - you got me confused kid
I'ma 100% man you can ask ya b.itch.
Battle you? Please h0e -- this is no contest
Make a thread and a poll and you will see who's best.

You got a few skills, when it's written down on paper,
but this freestlye sh.t - mannnn, work with later.
Maybe work with it when you get a job for real...
but when comes to these h0es do you even have the skills

that you need, when you pro-ceed to step to a female?
Nope... cause u gotta sock hangin' on your bed rail...
w/ them protein stains -- stuck way down by the toe.
Saul good son, your life is lonely I know.

Drop top - that's kool... so u blow the brains out.
Funny caus that what ya b.tch does to me on your couch.
You work your 9 - 5, and I'm all in tha pink sh.it.
That's why when u do 69 ya breath smells like my fat d.ck.

Say you f.ckin' my b.tches, mann I ain't even nervous.
I get more p.ussy on accident than you can get on purpose.
Highly doubt you can pull any b.tch on my team -
and if you did, tell the forum how she left w/ your green.

Or you wallet -- yo mortgage payment just for the 1 nut?
And sh.it, they didn't even let u cum in her butt.
LMAO man - tell when should I stop?
Check the mail - merry xmas h0e I sent you more socks

they are in all different colors, shapes and sizes.
You gettin' athlete's d.ick everytime that it rises.

I forgot about this thread
im sitting on my bed
I just got owned

ah **** it I suck at this












Good comeback BTW its hard as hell to keep a stead rhyme having to stop and type all the time.

[Elbow]

My boss is a *****
So im funna be a snitch
I dun cur if she old or young
Im gonna rip the hoes tounge
She wish she never hired me
She wishes she could fire me
But I gotz da law on her ass
And shes gonna be wishin she lookin back
She owes me loads of money
**** hoe it aint ****in funny

[BABY J]

^ don't be modest or anything

[CHUCK NORRIS]

I punch n*ggas and sh.it w/ my big a$s fists.
Don't matta who u are, I'll make u my bi.tch.
Try to swing at me? Man u gotta be smokin'
tell me how u gonna breathe when I'll be chokin'

the **** outta you? I still won't be through
till every cell in your body turns black and blue.
I'll slap the damn face - right off of your head
and replace it your a$s - I smell what you said.

So u wanna praise Jesus - the son of Joseph?
I'm own the d.ck that f.ucked Mary, just no1 knows this.
Immaculate conception - please do the math,
I'm God's God fool - the best f.ck Mary had.

[Slow Motion]

Take a look around tell me what do you see
If life were picture perfect then you wouldn't see me
Ice so bright that you blinded by the light
So when you look to the left you'd swear it was the right
G5 flights and rose sippin
Flow so sick that it smell like im whippin
I keep a clean kitchen just in case
24 years old never caught a case
Got 3 indictments and 0 convictions
tell me who's boss
Ask ya mom she in the kitchen.

[Slow Motion]

I punch n*ggas and sh.it w/ my big a$s fists.
Don't matta who u are, I'll make u my bi.tch.
Try to swing at me? Man u gotta be smokin'
tell me how u gonna breathe when I'll be chokin'


Sounds like a prison scene...

[Lucky.]

I'm a weapon that fires
Lyrical projectiles with no mercy
I'm cold blooded like reptiles
Touch a pregnant ***** and make her give birth to a dead child
Every time I flex styles
****** vacate the premises and become exiles
I manufacture rhymes like textiles of x-files
And lighten juveniles
Living life with no purpose
Organize a army that will make the devil's nervous
Competition is worthless
Like the electoral vote
If you provoke I'll break your mother****ing neck in a yoke
Your better off throwing your ****ty life away sniffing coke
Technique will choke you into a spiritual state
And it will take a lake of hydrochloric acid to soften this
I'll fake your parents suicide and kill you in the orphanage
But I inspire ideological metamorphosis
Stop talking **** or I'll make your existence a memory
So you can have me frozen cryogenically for centuries
But I'll break the ice if anyone on the planet mentions me
I'll burn a hypocritical flag intentionally
Explosive revolutionary
Chemistry's my destiny

[quickdodge®]

Who had to go and bring this to the surface
Like the 07 Dolphins you turned out to be worthless
So I'll get started now with my ability to flex a win
No one will find out until they notify the next of kin
Of your demise
I despise
Bitch ass punks swarming me as if they was flies
Cause I'm the shiit
I leave you like a broke 6 year old in Toys R Us throwing a fit
I'm wise beyond my age
You starting to get me enraged
My lyrics are National Treasure, so call me Nicolas Cage
Don't bring any girl around me cuz I'll visually rape her
Leave you fucced up asking for FORTY mules and ONE acre
Then I get that girl and take her
And make her
Not so shy a little less bashful
Have her calling me Krystal's cuz I just gave her a sackful
Of semen
See man?
Now she's asleep just steady dreamin'
Yet screamin'
As if she was possesed by a demon
Now I let you go
Of my lyrical chokehold
And you runnin round town yelling, "I'M A FREE MAN!"

Hehehe. A little tunage after 12 hours of driving. Lolol. Later, QD.

[SicStang03]

You guys give me a headache readin all this stupid ****
Makes me want to go to the bathroom and beat my ****
You try to come back with a line but you choke
Similar to the feeling of my **** stuck down your throat
You studder and stall like a wunna be
This **** right here is real, Ima gunna be
I roll plenty deep
Step to me and you will see
I don't do AK's and gats, I'm packin bigger heat
Leave bitches dead in the street
For thinkin they can **** with me

[BABY J]

Time for the Friday Freestyle bump,
The posters in this thread are really no comp-
etition, cause my mission is to shut 'em down.
The "win" in your rhymes simply can't be found,

f*ckin clowns, I hope you drown, as I beat u down.
Don't come around bc my sounds are the best to be found
in this town. B/c I've earned the crown...
while u fags parade around in f*ckin heels and gowns.

Don't even try to compete, cus u can't rock-it.
When I grab the macrophone, I drop that hot-sh1t.
Tryna cop it (my style) n*gga please just stop-it
Cause them flows that you spit are really way :offtopic:

[Sammich]

uh uh uh uh..yea uh..turn it up..i cant hear in my right ear

yea uh..here we go..yea yea..o yea so i...turn it up i cant hear that ****

yea yea yea uh uh yea uh uh yea...uh uh uh yea

[On_Her_Face]

i wanna be a farmer,
crop grower,
twenty inch blades,
on my lawnmower.

[Crazy Asian]

I said a what what in the butt
I said a what what in the butt

[Sammich]

http://static.flickr.com/191/440872574_3c1870a9ed.jpg

[Crazy Asian]

:ninja: .

[Sammich]

*refrains from thread jack*

lol wut

[MistaCee]

Bringing this sh!t back like repeated heart attacks,
I try to stay intact with these hatas on my back,
I never let em get the benefit, I can scan the hatas out call me lasajet.
Be determined get respect. Live your life pay ur debts. and Try to stay fresh.
Fock you hata and suck ur motha, never resort to violence don't want to become anotha brotha.
That has fallen to statistics, I'm already living in a war and neva was enlisted.

[BABY J]

Yeah it's sir pimness bitches - thought I was gone?
Don't call it a comeback - my flows are always on
point... like a dagger, slicing your rhymes in half.
You don't add up to my swagger ****** just do the math.

You little accident rhymers, dropping Aesops Fables
step back b/c I'm killin you like Cain killed Able.
I'm the truth. You ain't neva seen a ***** flow like me,
stack dough like me, fuck hoes by the threes

You'll be banned from real life tryna step to this...
you swing you'll miss, drop a rhyme and get pissed
on. Maaaaannnn - yall some funny little no-name cats
like eBay springs son your rhymes are wack.

[FasTech]

*Slow pitch clap*

[BABY J]

I like waffles, with butter and drenched in syrup.
But i never get time bc I'm always tryna hurry up
and drop some ryhmes in this thread and bring it back.
But it's failing big time b/c the opposition is wack.

Got me hissin and wishin that there was competiton
but I know that on this site that ain't exisitin'.
Fags still talkin shit while there bitch is gittin
pumped up and down by me like a engine piston.

[BKgen®]

roses are red.
violets are blue.
this thread is fucking gay.

[BABY J]

^^ lies

[rehab]

speedminded busting, crack pipe dustin'
Smoking that rock like a hooker hustlin'
But speedminded's gonna, spark it like a holla
Suck it down and catch a ride on a stroller
Eyeballs glowing, brain fucked and stoning
Stumbling in the alley screaming and crowing
He lost his home, a cosy cardboard throne
While he was behind the dumpster smoking bone
Another bum took it, speedminded gets to eat shit
Having to sleep in a flea infested dump pit
But that's okay, because speedminded's gay
For an anal virgin perverts will pay
So he'll be alright, even if it's a cold night
catnip will be there to hold him real tight

[BABY J]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALVIN]

Shrink Shrink blinkity blink

Trying to make me think

Go to the sink an vomit

Clean it up with Comet

Earth is my Plah Net