Worst Rap Lyrics Ever

[VooDooXII]

Here's a counter to the "Hardest Rap Lyric Ever" thread.

What's the stupidest thing you've heard? This shouldn't be hard...

I'll start off with this gem.

"Rockstar, flyer than an ostrich."
-Juelz Santana...

Ay! Santana...ostriches don't fly, so that's not saying much.

[DieselNuts]

there is this part in the song "slow motion" by juvenile where one of the guys says " I guarentee ya that I'll see ya when I see ya" No fucking shit you stupid fucking retard. That like when someone says "I'll get there when I get there". No way...really? God I hate people sometimes...

[VooDooXII]

Hah, that + the T-Pain thread just reminded me...

"She made us drinks to drink."

[JackMaster]

:rich boy sellin much crack... throw some deeez on that bitch:

[DieselNuts]

"we drunk em, got drunk"........for real?

[VooDooXII]

rich boy

FIXED! :goodjob:

Also...

"Teflon on my chest."
-50 Cent

Yea...teflon will do a lot of good.

[JackMaster]

FIXED! :goodjob:

what did you fix?

[Tracy]

Hah, that + the T-Pain thread just reminded me...

"She made us drinks to drink."


"we drunk em, got drunk"........for real?
Today 12:38 PM

I hate that song and always think the same thing!

[VooDooXII]

what did you fix?

Damn near everything Rich Boy says is ridiculous...or maybe it's just that accent.

[DieselNuts]

I hate that song and always think the same thing!


"go back to my crib and forget what we did".....

[quickdodge®]

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Later, QD.

[bigdare23]

anything by dipset LOL


{For some reason I still like Juelz :thinking: }

[.blank cd]

"Now watch me YOOOOOUUUUUUUMMMMM, Crank that solja boy!!!"

WTF is a YOOOOUUUUUMMMMMM anyway?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

^^ Onomanopeia(sp?)??

[quickdodge®]

Onomatopoeia. Later, QD.

[Dracc]

Laffy taffy laffy baffy.. pull up in the pink rover looking like laffy daffy.. WTF cameron

[unkn0wndj]

"Now watch me YOOOOOUUUUUUUMMMMM, Crank that soulja boy!!!"

WTF is a YOOOOUUUUUMMMMMM anyway?

It's YUAAAA

[81911SC]

Anything on 95.5.

[Sol-Badguy]

Anything on 95.5.
:lmfao:

[DieselNuts]

Anything on 95.5.
thats 95.5 the repeat...

[hXc007]

It's YUAAAA

i always thought it was yuuuuuuuuuullllll!!!!

as in yul brynner, the actor lol

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/hXc007/2966_109741596129.jpg

[Nomad!]

"I'm Hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not!"
Uh?!?!?!?

[VooDooXII]

"It's so hot up here in the club, that I ain't got no shoes on."

[Nomad!]

"It's so hot up here in the club, that I ain't got no shoes on."
WTF?!?!?!? :lmfao:
What song is that from?

[DieselNuts]

"It's so hot up here in the club, that I ain't got no shoes on."
I heard that yesterday and was like WTF? Why the hell would you take your shoes off in the club....thats so stupid. The worst part about it is these rappers "get what you get for a brick to talk greasy"...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Onomatopoeia. Later, QD.
Sweet thx! :goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I heard that yesterday and was like WTF? Why the hell would you take your shoes off in the club....thats so stupid. The worst part about it is these rappers "get what you get for a brick to talk greasy"...
Ahh...U havent gone to those lil in the basement clubs huh? You take off ur shoes quick. Especially the girls. It is a miracle if you leaved dressed when its time to go.

[Tracy]

"go back to my crib and forget what we did".....

BTW, He doesn't drink or smoke and he was getting drunk at teh var....

Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby

[Tracy]

"I'm Hot 'cause I'm fly, you ain't 'cause you not!"
Uh?!?!?!?

I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track


quoted for the troof!

[VooDooXII]

BTW, He doesn't drink or smoke and he was getting drunk at the bar....

Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby

Why the hell did he go to the club, then...and how is he going to get at the bartender if he's not by the bar?


I can sell a mill saying nothing on the track

quoted for the troof!

Yea, and that's all it's come down to...selling a mil.

[ep9716]

Anything on 95.5.

:yes::yes::yes::yes::goodjob::goodjob::goodjob:
+1

[Tracy]

Yea, and that's all it's come down to...selling a mil.


tr00!

[Tracy]

I hate R. Kelly and anything he does now-a-day s....especially the trapped in the closet bull crap.

[superboost]

"we don't superman no mo, we just spiderman dat hoe"

"Shawty fine, breath stank, do the heizman on dat hoe"

[blackshine007]

Ludacris, Lil Jon, Too $hort, Big Kap, and Chyna Whyte (Bia Bia)
[Chyna Whyte's verse]
Chyna Whyte don't suck no dicks or lick no nuts
Bitch I hit licks and flip bricks
Every two hours switch whips to keep the peoples off me
What you know about that No-Doz and coffee
No sleep, I'm lookin' 40
With three bricks in a 740
Bitch I ain't got time to party
I'm breakin' bread with Dominican niggaz
Over a hot Bennigan's dinner
Thinkin' how I'ma cop the 6 at the beginnin' of winter
Chrome it out and then fit it with timber, that's wood grain
What you ain't know, this a hood thang
All my thugs let ya wood swang
Bitches make ya ass clap
I'm takin' all y'all ASCAP and BMI
Catch me drivin' DUI
Look cause I don't give a fuck ***** I'm livin to die
Who on this track fuckin with me, y'all is willin' to try
Chyna Whyte the thug bitch with no feelings inside, motherfucker

[n2daizo123]

just about any lyrics from any of dem franchise boys, Its the same shit over and over. Oh i think the like me oh i think they like me, in my white tee in ny white tee. Over and over.

[VooDooXII]

"Black on Black Bentley call it Phantom of the Opera"

Sorry Jeezy...Rolls Royce makes the Phantom.

"Rush hour GT Bent' roof is absent"

I wonder if Bentley got the idea from Lil Wayne. "Go DJ" came out in 2004...the Bentley Continental GT-C only just came out.

Maybe it's my car-enthusiast-ness getting in the way... :dunno:

[Humphrizzle]

any rap song that has to do with food, is the worst song you can possibly find.

[blackshine007]

any rap song that has to do with food, is the worst song you can possibly find.
[Notorious B.I.G. - Verse Two]
Straight up honey really I'm askin
Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's
your sign"?
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind
And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"?
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial
You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvou at the bar around two
Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease
Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt
So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly
A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape
Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do
What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee)
Forget the telly we just go to the crib
and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me

I don't think so, great lyric

And goodie M.O.B's "soul food" was a classic.
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/goodie-mob-soul-food-lyrics.html


So at least base this on having some type of verse before you mention something like that. I think it's creative when a rapper can talk about something besides sex and killing on occassion. Don't you agree?

[Humphrizzle]

any song about food made and produced past 2003

[blackshine007]

any song about food made and produced past 2003
Which is..........

[Humphrizzle]

laffy taffy, bubble gum, chicken noodle soup...

i hate the stupid song that little girl sings about her lip gloss and how it's "poppin"

[quickdodge®]

any song about food made and produced past 2003

To be truthful, it'd be any song after 1994. Later, QD.

[blackshine007]

laffy taffy, bubble gum, chicken noodle soup...

i hate the stupid song that little girl sings about her lip gloss and how it's "poppin"
Good point. I got one for ya'll. It's the stupidest, most degrading song, ever!!!


http://youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[sshonda2004]

yeah solja boy is wack as hell

[DieselNuts]

BTW, He doesn't drink or smoke and he was getting drunk at teh var....

Don't smoke don't drink that's why I don't be by the bar baby

Akon is the one that says he doesnt drink or smoke, not T-pain.

[KNHTRDR]

Hey bay-bay. I guess baby was to hard to say.