the golfer and the virgin

[Sammich]

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? .... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin, in every way". The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ... an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She says, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, .....still in the CRATE

[ep9716]

LOL!!!

EDIT:+1 Btw

[DieselNuts]

haha! +1

Edit: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phatboislim again.

[Ran]

Holy 1998 Batman :eek:

[itsjustdee]

hahahahahahahahaha

[Sammich]

suck it ran and quick yer hatin lol

[SLOWLYbtngU]

...i chuckled.

[Shawna]

lmao

[Sammich]

...i chuckled.

:2up: :2up:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

:2up: :2up:
Sorry, try harder.... :yes:

[DieselNuts]

Sorry, try harder.... :yes:
did you read mine?

[Ran]

suck it ran and quick yer hatin lolHey man, don't get pissy with me just because you dug that out of Brett's "Classic LOL" folder. :D

[sirkus]

lol +1
Thats the first time I've heard that one.

[Sammich]

Hey man, don't get pissy with me just because you dug that out of Brett's "Classic LOL" folder. :D

i knew that paper felt like papyrus:lmao:

[BobbyFresco]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to phatboislim again.

[BKgen®]

lolol... that shit's goin on myspace. +1