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BuBBa DRiFT
07-31-2007, 06:27 AM
If your a battery, your either working or you're dead.


What a shit life.
81911SC
07-31-2007, 06:41 AM
Shut the fuck up.
Elbow
07-31-2007, 08:36 AM
Truly the dumbest thread I have ever seen, congrats
Leadfoot_mf
07-31-2007, 09:14 AM
sounds like a better life than yours faggot shut the fuck up and stop posting.
imbosile
07-31-2007, 09:15 AM
omghey
Sol-Badguy
07-31-2007, 09:18 AM
:lmao:
VooDooXII
07-31-2007, 09:20 AM
I thought this was going to be longer.
Sol-Badguy
07-31-2007, 09:21 AM
I thought this was going to be longer.
Like an Energizer? :lmfao:
RISKYB
07-31-2007, 09:21 AM
this is so sad
DaMaGe ZWK
07-31-2007, 09:33 AM
damn, poor guy
VooDooXII
07-31-2007, 11:20 AM
Like an Energizer? :lmfao:

Haha...

Ever read that "Life of an Egg" thing?

So you think your life is bad. Just think how bad the life of the egg is...

You only get laid once!
You only get eaten once!
It takes 4 minutes to get hard
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with 11 other guys
And the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother.


There...that's a good "Life of..." joke.
Maniaç
07-31-2007, 11:22 AM
More reps coming your way jackass.
Leadfoot_mf
07-31-2007, 11:27 AM
More reps coming your way jackass.
i tried i have to spread some hate first....
Mooney1184
07-31-2007, 11:35 AM
More reps coming your way jackass.

x2

you really should understeer yourself into an 18-wheeler
coolcat
07-31-2007, 11:50 AM
What about when the battery is in the store, or not being used at the time?



EPIC THREAD FAIL.
osnap
07-31-2007, 11:57 AM
...epic fail
Dirty Octopus™
07-31-2007, 12:10 PM
Life of a Tool
IndianStig
07-31-2007, 12:59 PM
hahaha @ life of an egg.
BuBBa DRiFT
07-31-2007, 05:07 PM
lol wow that totally backfired...
VooDooXII
07-31-2007, 06:49 PM
lol wow that totally backfired...

Sorry bud...
BTLFED
07-31-2007, 07:04 PM
Worst thread on IA. You should leave and get in your dryer.

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osnap
07-31-2007, 09:41 PM
Worst thread on IA. You should leave and get in your dryer.

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green91
07-31-2007, 10:07 PM
your statement isnt even true, batteries gradually lose their ability to hold a charge, but most people just think they go dead when in actuality they just cant output a sufficient amount of cranking amps to start your vehicle.
VooDooXII
07-31-2007, 11:43 PM
your statement isnt even true, batteries gradually lose their ability to hold a charge, but most people just think they go dead when in actuality they just cant output a sufficient amount of cranking amps to start your vehicle.

I thought he was talking about these...

http://www.myoldcamera.com/Duracell%20AA.JPG
BobbyFresco
07-31-2007, 11:44 PM
Never have kids, please and thank you....
That is all....