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Nittanys1
07-30-2007, 09:35 PM
SO for the past three weeks I have been trying to kill the bees that are living in the ground in my front yard...well tonight i went to dig out the hole as the chemical I was pouring down the hole wasnt getting down the hole. The bees had like a launch pad and the chemical was just being absorbed by the ground rather then going down to the den. SO after digging out the hole i see a few bees...i wait 30 min then go back and shove a tube in the hole and 10+ bees fly out...I run away and my dad gets stung in the leg....i treat him then go back outside to pick up the chemicals so the cats dont get into it and then i get stung. FUCK!!! my ankle is going to swell up like a balloon and i have to stand on my feet all week long....DOH!!! shit suxs!!!

TIGERJC
07-30-2007, 09:47 PM
GIVE ME 30 BUCKS AND i WILL GET RID OF THE BEES

Nittanys1
07-30-2007, 09:54 PM
how you going to do that? you get rid of them and the money is yours....but im still interested in how your going to do it...

dont worry im not going to try and kill them any more...my leg fucking hurts!! I have a mild allergy to bees...so my leg is pretty swollen right now....

cactusEG
07-30-2007, 09:56 PM
i hate bees, i got stung in the dick once. for real :cry:

Whiteboy™
07-30-2007, 09:57 PM
i'll get rid of them for $20.

mocha latte cupcake
07-30-2007, 09:59 PM
i can do it for 5 :D

bic + lighter fluid, i am not responsible for the lost of grass, and i would recommend you park the accord somewhere else :ninja:

Whiteboy™
07-30-2007, 10:00 PM
i can do it for 5 :D

bic + lighter fluid, i am not responsible for the lost of grass, and i would recommend you park the accord somewhere else :ninja:

stealing my idea... :(

TIGERJC
07-30-2007, 10:03 PM
how you going to do that? you get rid of them and the money is yours....but im still interested in how your going to do it...

dont worry im not going to try and kill them any more...my leg fucking hurts!! I have a mild allergy to bees...so my leg is pretty swollen right now....
GASOLINE OR RUBBING ALCOHOL + fire = dead bees. If you lived around the corner from me I would prolly do it for free

mocha latte cupcake
07-30-2007, 10:03 PM
hmm..... free.... thats a really good price.... i'll pay you 5 bucks to let me do it :ninja: awaits counter offer....

TIGERJC
07-30-2007, 10:04 PM
If they only have one hole, it should be very easy to kill them.

TIGERJC
07-30-2007, 10:05 PM
hmm..... free.... thats a really good price.... i'll pay you 5 bucks to let me do it :ninja: awaits counter offer....
If

I doubt he lives out here in fayetteville

CSquared
07-30-2007, 10:06 PM
hmm..... free.... thats a really good price.... i'll pay you 5 bucks to let me do it :ninja: awaits counter offer....
I'll give him 6 bucks if he lets you do it.

beat that...

mocha latte cupcake
07-30-2007, 10:06 PM
hmm.... i live in SC, your just not commited to having fun. lol i mean 10 dollars to burn down someones yard legally lol come on man thats cheap fun lol

mocha latte cupcake
07-30-2007, 10:07 PM
I'll give him 6 bucks if he lets you do it.

beat that...

6 dollars, 6 rep points and a bag of cheetos :tongue1:

CSquared
07-30-2007, 10:10 PM
6 dollars, 6 rep points and a bag of cheetos :tongue1:
Damn that bag of cheetos was a curveball.. No way i can beat that :no:

Nittanys1
07-30-2007, 10:25 PM
thanks for the help everyone...Joe is on his way to my house and we r going to set those bitches on fire!!! i have a ton of gas in the garage....ohh and the accord is not in my hands right now :(

Nittanys1
07-30-2007, 11:27 PM
damn...we added the gas and found a few more holes then we knew about. All said there were 8 holes we found...who knows if there are any more....we will find out tomorrow!

Thanks for the help JOE!!! +1000 for a friend who is allergic to bees for helping!!!

joecoolfreak
07-30-2007, 11:31 PM
=-) Np

Lucky DAWG
07-30-2007, 11:31 PM
i hate bees, i got stung in the dick once. for real :cry:

i feel ya.

one time a jelly fish swam up my pants at the beach.
it stung the end of my dick, and i had to mummify my dick for a week straight bc it hurt so bad rubbing against clothes.

i would be walking down the street, and tissue would fall out of my shorts.

it was a fantastic week haha

cactusEG
07-30-2007, 11:36 PM
i feel ya.

one time a jelly fish swam up my pants at the beach.
it stung the end of my dick, and i had to mummify my dick for a week straight bc it hurt so bad rubbing against clothes.

i would be walking down the street, and tissue would fall out of my shorts.

it was a fantastic week haha

damn lol i dick was swoll after mine was stung, it was like having a stiffy with out the cure :lmfao:

OneSlow5pt0
07-30-2007, 11:42 PM
since when do bees live in the ground.........sounds like Yellow Jackets,and those fuckers hurt bad

joecoolfreak
07-30-2007, 11:43 PM
They were yellow jackets

RandomGuy
07-30-2007, 11:43 PM
i'll pay $7 if u let me do it

+cyclonite, RDX , some thermite and some napalm mix all that shit together, make it into small fake bee scale models with robotic arms and legs that fly and have artificial bee intelligence so the bees cant tell which ones are our super jdm explosion bees and which ones are real bees and then we email the fake bees or telnet into them and tell them to run explode.exe and kaboom and the bees all die leaving a big cavity full of animal semen in ur front yard. PERFECT

OneSlow5pt0
07-30-2007, 11:44 PM
^^LMAO

civic95
07-31-2007, 07:12 AM
That's why they make wasp + hornet killer that sprays 20 ft. Just wait till dusk, and hit the hole from a distance. That's how I got rid of my yellow jackets last year. It will foam up and keep them from coming out, all while killing them. Sometimes it can take 2 treatments (2 nights)

Nittanys1
07-31-2007, 07:37 AM
^^that didnt work...

RISKYB
07-31-2007, 08:23 AM
drench with gas light and run

joecoolfreak
07-31-2007, 08:33 AM
That is pretty much what we did.

Echonova
07-31-2007, 08:39 AM
^^^Bad idea. It's the vapors that ignite first, you won't be running you'll be stop,dropping and rolling. If you want to burn them out, get diesel fuel and put it in a garden sprayer. Throw/put some paper on fire near the hole and spray.

civic95
07-31-2007, 11:16 AM
^^that didnt work...

Did you use the whole can?