thinkfast®
07-30-2007, 08:20 AM
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WENT AND BOUGHT THIS FLIK AFTER A LOOOOOONG WEEKEND OF LITTLE SLEEP AND EVEN LESS CLOTHING.. THINKFAST IS IN DEMAND THESE DAYS
ROLLED UP A GRAPE SWISHER AND ROLL CREDITS BISH!
THIS MOVIE IS SHOT IN WORLD WAR 2 ERA, IN A LITTLE TOWN ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF MOROCCO KNOWN AS CASABLANCA – RICKS CAFÉ AMERICANA: AN OASIS WHERE, FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, ALL YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE (MUCH YOU’RE YOUR EVERYDAY STRIP JOINT)
HUMPHREY BOGART BASICALLY IS A GANGSTER BADASS IN A BOWTIE CHOMPIN LAMES OFF THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THE MOVIE – HE TALKS A LOTTA SHIT AND TAKES NONE WHATSOEVER
A LIL BACKGROUND ON HIS GANGSTER MENTALITY, THIS DUDE WAS A PLAYER IN HIS OWN RIGHT, ROLLED W/ NUTTIN BUT THE FINEST HONEYS AND DROPPED THEM HO'S LIKE A TRUE PLAYER WOULD.. WELL HE CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR A BROAD, FELL IN LOVE AND THE WHOLE 9, THEY HAD TO SKIP TOWN SO’S HE WOULDN’T CATCH A CASE FROM HIS ILLEGAL HUSTLE (YEA BOGIE WAS RUNNIN GUNS TO THE ENEMY SON!) HE WAITS FOR THIS SELFISH BROAD AT THE TRAIN STATION ON THE MORNING THEY SUPPOSED TO LEAVE, BITCH NEVER SHOWS, HE TAKES OFF ON HIS NEW LIFE ADVENTURE AND NOW HE’S ON THAT WHOLE “WOMEN AINT SHIT” TIP.. I DON’T BLAME HIM, THAT SLUT
FAST FORWARD A FEW YEARS, HE GOES INTO BIZNESS FOR HIMSELF, GOT THE MOST POPPIN-EST JOINT IN MOROCCO, AND A HELLUVA PIANO PLAYER NAMED SAM.. WELL HIS OLD BROAD COMES IN W/ HER NEW MAN, HE’S ON SOME RIGHT WING PROPOGANDA, “NAZIS ARE BAD, ANTI-CAMP” SHIT, WHATEVER MAN.. THE FEDERALIS ARE AFTER HIS ASS (AKA HITLERS ROW DOGGS) LONG STORY SHORT BOGART HAS THESE PAPERS THAT CAN GIVE BOTH OF THEM AN EXIT VISA SO’S THEY CAN GET THE FUK ON; NOW THEM VISAS COME AT A HIGH PRICE, HE’S STILL LOOKIN AT THIS BROAD LIKE HE WANTS TO SLAP HER OF FUK HER SIDEWAYZ, NOT SURE.. WELL ON REPEATED OCCASIONS SHE GOES BAK TO THE CLUB AFTER HOURS, GOES TO HIS UPSTAIRS BUNGALOW BEIN THE SLUT SHE IS, BOGIE AINT HAVIN THAT SHIT, TELLS HER WHERE SHE CAN SHOVE IT.. YET HE STILL GOT FEELINGS FOR THE WHORE. LONG STORY SHORT BOGART’S EX-BITCH IS A PERSISTENT ONE, GIVES HIM THE “I STILL LOVE U” LINE, OUT OF THE LOVE HE HAS LEFT IN HIS HEART FOR THIS BROAD (WHAT A SUCKER) TELLS HER THEY CAN FLY OFF SOMEWHERES AND DITCH THE LAME ASS HUSBAND, WOW
WONT SPOIL THE ENDIN BUT IT’S A CLASSIC, AND WHAT HE DOES TO THE GERMAN CAPTAIN WAS GANGSTER OF COURSE.. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS FLIK OR DON’T ALREADY GOT IT GO GET IT! ONE FOR THE AGES PUTOS
THINKFAST SUMMARIZATION: BOGIE = THE FUKIN MAAAAN
WENT AND BOUGHT THIS FLIK AFTER A LOOOOOONG WEEKEND OF LITTLE SLEEP AND EVEN LESS CLOTHING.. THINKFAST IS IN DEMAND THESE DAYS
ROLLED UP A GRAPE SWISHER AND ROLL CREDITS BISH!
THIS MOVIE IS SHOT IN WORLD WAR 2 ERA, IN A LITTLE TOWN ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF MOROCCO KNOWN AS CASABLANCA – RICKS CAFÉ AMERICANA: AN OASIS WHERE, FOR THE RIGHT PRICE, ALL YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE (MUCH YOU’RE YOUR EVERYDAY STRIP JOINT)
HUMPHREY BOGART BASICALLY IS A GANGSTER BADASS IN A BOWTIE CHOMPIN LAMES OFF THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THE MOVIE – HE TALKS A LOTTA SHIT AND TAKES NONE WHATSOEVER
A LIL BACKGROUND ON HIS GANGSTER MENTALITY, THIS DUDE WAS A PLAYER IN HIS OWN RIGHT, ROLLED W/ NUTTIN BUT THE FINEST HONEYS AND DROPPED THEM HO'S LIKE A TRUE PLAYER WOULD.. WELL HE CAUGHT FEELINGS FOR A BROAD, FELL IN LOVE AND THE WHOLE 9, THEY HAD TO SKIP TOWN SO’S HE WOULDN’T CATCH A CASE FROM HIS ILLEGAL HUSTLE (YEA BOGIE WAS RUNNIN GUNS TO THE ENEMY SON!) HE WAITS FOR THIS SELFISH BROAD AT THE TRAIN STATION ON THE MORNING THEY SUPPOSED TO LEAVE, BITCH NEVER SHOWS, HE TAKES OFF ON HIS NEW LIFE ADVENTURE AND NOW HE’S ON THAT WHOLE “WOMEN AINT SHIT” TIP.. I DON’T BLAME HIM, THAT SLUT
FAST FORWARD A FEW YEARS, HE GOES INTO BIZNESS FOR HIMSELF, GOT THE MOST POPPIN-EST JOINT IN MOROCCO, AND A HELLUVA PIANO PLAYER NAMED SAM.. WELL HIS OLD BROAD COMES IN W/ HER NEW MAN, HE’S ON SOME RIGHT WING PROPOGANDA, “NAZIS ARE BAD, ANTI-CAMP” SHIT, WHATEVER MAN.. THE FEDERALIS ARE AFTER HIS ASS (AKA HITLERS ROW DOGGS) LONG STORY SHORT BOGART HAS THESE PAPERS THAT CAN GIVE BOTH OF THEM AN EXIT VISA SO’S THEY CAN GET THE FUK ON; NOW THEM VISAS COME AT A HIGH PRICE, HE’S STILL LOOKIN AT THIS BROAD LIKE HE WANTS TO SLAP HER OF FUK HER SIDEWAYZ, NOT SURE.. WELL ON REPEATED OCCASIONS SHE GOES BAK TO THE CLUB AFTER HOURS, GOES TO HIS UPSTAIRS BUNGALOW BEIN THE SLUT SHE IS, BOGIE AINT HAVIN THAT SHIT, TELLS HER WHERE SHE CAN SHOVE IT.. YET HE STILL GOT FEELINGS FOR THE WHORE. LONG STORY SHORT BOGART’S EX-BITCH IS A PERSISTENT ONE, GIVES HIM THE “I STILL LOVE U” LINE, OUT OF THE LOVE HE HAS LEFT IN HIS HEART FOR THIS BROAD (WHAT A SUCKER) TELLS HER THEY CAN FLY OFF SOMEWHERES AND DITCH THE LAME ASS HUSBAND, WOW
WONT SPOIL THE ENDIN BUT IT’S A CLASSIC, AND WHAT HE DOES TO THE GERMAN CAPTAIN WAS GANGSTER OF COURSE.. IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS FLIK OR DON’T ALREADY GOT IT GO GET IT! ONE FOR THE AGES PUTOS
THINKFAST SUMMARIZATION: BOGIE = THE FUKIN MAAAAN