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SixSquared
07-28-2007, 11:57 AM
JEEZUS... I came downstairs this morning in pajamas and there's this HERD of Avon ladies at my house... wtf.... my mom's an Avon lady.. she didn't tell me that she was making this house their mothership! DAMMIT... If I had known I SO would not be here... all I hear is that annoying loud old lady cackling laugh, a lot of "bless your heart!"s, and I see fake smiles everywhere.

KILL ME NOW :crazy:
GSRteg®
07-28-2007, 11:59 AM
Sorry to hear that oh, well.
SixSquared
07-28-2007, 12:00 PM
The thing that really sucks is that there's ribs on the grill.. I am hungry.. I can't leave, come back when the ribs are done, and then leave again... hmmmmm.....
redrumracer
07-28-2007, 12:04 PM
sure you could......you live there
AznTraitor
07-28-2007, 12:05 PM
you could look at it this way....at least they are not mary kay women....
SixSquared
07-28-2007, 12:07 PM
Dammit I was so looking forward to spending the afternoon getting blitzed by the pool.. Fresh bottle of parrot bay mango.. I was gonna make my mango mojitos and just chill... but now I know if I make one I'll have to make 80....

*bitching and moaning because I can*
Kelly
07-28-2007, 12:35 PM
You really wont care if your drunk, right?
ep9716
07-28-2007, 12:43 PM
LOL...........That Happened To My House Once
SixSquared
07-28-2007, 04:50 PM
omg.. they're still here... and there is this... child.... she's 5 and apparently thinks I'm the coolest thing since sliced bread...

The ONLY child in this world that I like is my cousin Alec.. and that's because he's 9 but shamelessly hits on girls right along with me. He rocks...

but anyways.. this.. child.. keeps climbing all over me... omg... I need to be drunk.. I need to be drunk so bad right now... *eye twitching*
AlliRae
07-28-2007, 05:07 PM
do it... get the kid drunk... it'll be funny
Maniaç
07-28-2007, 05:09 PM
Ok huh, that sig is to fuckin big. Can you do something about it, before i deal with it myself.
quickdodge®
07-28-2007, 05:17 PM
do it... get the kid drunk... it'll be funny

No it wouldn't. You're an idiot. That's not funny either. Later, QD.
ep9716
07-28-2007, 05:30 PM
No it wouldn't. You're an idiot. That's not funny either. Later, QD.

:lmfao::smileowne
SixSquared
07-28-2007, 08:15 PM
*whew*.. they're gone.