Breakup Lines

[hydroshutter]

"It's not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed."

"I love you, but being with you is limiting my ability to meet someone I would want to marry."


"I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists."


"I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out."


"I simply misspoke all those times when I said that I loved you and that everything felt so right."


"Well, I don't think just not talking to you is going to be enough space for me."

"I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos." (my fav.)

"How will I know I want to spend the next 50 years with you unless I date other people?"


"I've gotten all I can out of you. Leave me."


"I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me....so I am doing you a sort of favour, aren't I?"


"I think we have three choices: 1) stay together, 2) take a break, or 3) break up entirely, and I want 2 or 3."


"By the way, we broke up. About two months ago. I forgot to tell you."
"So long and thanks for all the fish."

[Ed]

HAHAHA NICE. +3

[DieselNuts]

"By the way, we broke up. About two months ago. I forgot to tell you."
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Im gonna use this one!

[thinkfast®]

OH NOW THATS FUNNY

[JDM onlyy]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Im gonna use this one!

I thought that one was good too, I figured I'd use it if I ever need to. Hahaha.

[Jennnzee]

lol. Cute

[SLo_MKIII]

that photo shop part is pretty dam rude +1

[EM1toEVO]

Those are some great lines, but they won't help me now. Already married.
+1 for you though