quickdodge®
07-19-2007, 04:53 PM
Two ladies were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physio-therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,
"How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels really, really great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
Now if you don't get the joke, make sure you post how "lame," "stupid" or "not funny" so that we know you don't get it. Later, QD.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I'm a physio-therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,
"How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels really, really great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
Now if you don't get the joke, make sure you post how "lame," "stupid" or "not funny" so that we know you don't get it. Later, QD.