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Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:19 PM
Insert introduction here.....

Sammich
07-19-2007, 03:20 PM
stfu

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 03:21 PM
DIAF

Sammich
07-19-2007, 03:22 PM
YEP

Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:23 PM
Don't make me break out the kung fu!

Sammich
07-19-2007, 03:24 PM
GTFO

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 03:25 PM
what kind of car do you drive? It better be in the 11's or lower. if not, prepare the flame suit.

Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:25 PM
It's not a Honda!
Good ol American F-Body FTMFW!

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 03:30 PM
thats cool. as you can see, im not really a honda fan either... I'd really like to get another domestic, but for now, I'll just have to enjoy the shrimp fried rice...

Sammich
07-19-2007, 03:32 PM
i hate honda's too......

Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:38 PM
Honda's are G H E Y! Unless they're a dd beater.

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 03:41 PM
I have respect for the nicely done ones that dont have guady body kits on them, but the ricers are the ones that gave hondas a bad name...

Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:44 PM
Nope Honda's are G H E Y! But you are entitled to your own opinion.

Sammich
07-19-2007, 03:44 PM
i have a good name......

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 03:45 PM
and ur balls in ur draws swang real slow.... I laugh everytime i read that...lol.

Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:47 PM
i have a good name......

Maybe ten years ago when people actually listened to that guy. Not anymore.:no:

The Joker
07-19-2007, 03:47 PM
F-bodies..psshhh..:D

GSRtegŪ
07-19-2007, 03:48 PM
I must agree with you on this.


I have respect for the nicely done ones that dont have guady body kits on them, but the ricers are the ones that gave hondas a bad name...

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 03:50 PM
I must agree with you on this.
thanks. anyone that says that hondas dont have potential to be quick is stupid. Even though they are wrong wheel drive, they still have potential....well some of them do anyway...

GSRtegŪ
07-19-2007, 03:53 PM
Again your telling the truth.... :yes:


thanks. anyone that says that hondas dont have potential to be quick is stupid. Even though they are wrong wheel drive, they still have potential....well some of them do anyway...

Only11's
07-19-2007, 03:57 PM
I've seen a few that are quick. But damn they're ugly.

Sammich
07-19-2007, 03:58 PM
Maybe ten years ago when people actually listened to that guy. Not anymore.:no:

gtfo

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:01 PM
Ha ha, I struck a nerve!

Sammich
07-19-2007, 04:04 PM
lol don't come to me w/o nawssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

CRACKaLACKIN
07-19-2007, 04:05 PM
"When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't lift his body, his pushes the earth down!"

CRACKaLACKIN
07-19-2007, 04:06 PM
"God walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on God."

Sammich
07-19-2007, 04:12 PM
gtfo you ricer

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 04:14 PM
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses...

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:15 PM
lol don't come to me w/o nawssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Hold on I'm still cleaning food off the monitor from laughing at that one................
Ok, I'm back gtfo don't you know that white cars are SLOW!

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:16 PM
"God walks on water. Chuck Norris walks on God."
Hey does that POS you drive double as a snow plow?

Sammich
07-19-2007, 04:16 PM
Hold on I'm still cleaning food off the monitor from laughing at that one................
Ok, I'm back gtfo don't you know that white cars are SLOW!

yea it's common knowledge that anything white is slow:lmfao:

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 04:17 PM
yep. why do you think black people can run faster than white people...

Sammich
07-19-2007, 04:22 PM
lol 'cuz we jump dem fences'

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:22 PM
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb305/TarverTA/DSC05057.jpg


Oh, here's a pic of my shit turd slow ass white car....

Sammich
07-19-2007, 04:24 PM
O DAMN THAT SHITS NICE...I LOVE THOSE THRUSTS MAN...BEAUTIFUL

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:26 PM
Thanks bro!

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 04:26 PM
weke sos

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:33 PM
weke sos

???????????

Sorry not up to date on the IA jargon.

DieselNuts
07-19-2007, 04:35 PM
weaksauce. I was just playin though. Looks pretty good. TQ thrusts can make a lot of cars look muscular. Is it a 6MT or 5AT?

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:38 PM
weaksauce. I was just playin though. Looks pretty good. TQ thrusts can make a lot of cars look muscular. Is it a 6MT or 5AT?
They didn't make a 5 speed Auto back when my car was made. Let's just say I only have to point and shoot!

CRACKaLACKIN
07-19-2007, 04:39 PM
Hey does that POS you drive double as a snow plow?

not double clutching like you should!

Only11's
07-19-2007, 04:41 PM
not double clutching like you should!

I take it you're one of those 15 year olds that like the buttseks? If not why are you driving a car with a snow plow on the front of it?

CRACKaLACKIN
07-19-2007, 04:49 PM
I take it you're one of those 15 year olds that like the buttseks? If not why are you driving a car with a snow plow on the front of it?

dude, dat shit is JDM tyte yo.

umm b/c aerodynamics 101 told me to at hight rates of speed my front splitter adds quite a bit of force to keep the front wheels stuck the groung. Would you rather me throw a bench on the back of the car instead? im AWD but I don't need one on the ass.

cactusEG
07-19-2007, 06:35 PM
I have respect for the nicely done ones that dont have guady body kits on them, but the ricers are the ones that gave hondas a bad name...

u sir are right..

CHADbee
07-19-2007, 06:51 PM
Insert introduction here.....
fag

MachNU
07-20-2007, 06:34 AM
lol seen that car before!

MachNU
07-20-2007, 06:37 AM
ALSO choose one of the names you want to keep on here! I now you have a second account! This one or that one, which do you want to keep! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

Only11's
07-20-2007, 07:26 AM
ALSO choose one of the names you want to keep on here! I now you have a second account! This one or that one, which do you want to keep! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?

I'd like to keep the other one but I forgot the password. So until i can figure that one out I guess I'll have to continue to use this one.
Oh yeah, Chad I heard you were a Neon racist?

MachNU
07-20-2007, 07:37 AM
I'd like to keep the other one but I forgot the password. So until i can figure that one out I guess I'll have to continue to use this one.
Oh yeah, Chad I heard you were a Neon racist?

yeah all that time spending witha car, that cant make up its own mind if it wants to be a honda/kia/domestic has really got him on edge. He says crazy things now.

LOL you have to make up your mind on a name! Why not jsut keep this one? the other one wasnt as good of a name!

Only11's
07-20-2007, 07:42 AM
Oh come on Donkey is the sheezy! That and it's reflection of my personality....a humonguos Ass Hole! lol

MachNU
07-20-2007, 07:46 AM
Oh come on Donkey is the sheezy! That and it's reflection of my personality....a humonguos Ass Hole! lol

Cant have two accounts though! Just hit the i forgot my password link when you type it in wrong to get a new password! then i can ban this account! LOL dont fill bad one person on here had 3 accounts and i banned him downt o one! :goodjob:

Only11's
07-20-2007, 07:52 AM
Ok, let me see if I can find Donkey.

MachNU
07-20-2007, 07:55 AM
Ok, let me see if I can find Donkey.

lol i hate to break the balls of another MCE member but....i do have rules and ablogations(sp) here! :dunno:

DONKEY
07-20-2007, 07:58 AM
No Problem. I figured out what the password is. Damn I'm predictable. Oh well, newb with a different screename. I'll use this one from now on.

MachNU
07-20-2007, 08:07 AM
okay i am lost! you jsut made another DONKEY screen name?

DONKEY
07-20-2007, 08:18 AM
No, I remembered the password for this username. No, I'm not trying to have three accounts. Just one.

MachNU
07-20-2007, 05:54 PM
OH LOL i didnt see the join date of that one! I thought donkey had a hell of alot more post!

"B"
07-21-2007, 11:12 PM
Honda's are G H E Y! Unless they're a dd beater.

Ok fuck, here we go.