I have a great chance of fucking a stripper....

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Tonight, wish me luck!

[IndianStig]

goodluck fucking that loose shit

[2.0civic]

what club is she at?

Good luck mayne..keep that shit wrapped up

[PhAtBoYMr2]

shes 19 and she just started stripping.....the girl that does my hair knows her b/c she used to work there too......she told me she is fresh meat son!!

[quickdodge®]

Tonight, wish me luck!

Wish you luck on not catching anything or not finding her tucking and rolling? Later, QD.

[IndianStig]

shes 19 and she just started stripping.....the girl that does my hair knows her b/c she used to work there too......she told me she is fresh meat son!!


goodluck man, keep it wrapped up. :bannana:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Wish you luck on not catching anything or not finding her tucking and rolling? Later, QD.


naw son she's fine and "looks" clean....

but you can never be too sure these days so i will be wrapping my shit son

http://image.shopzilla.com/resize?sq=160&uid=344003632&mid=117677

[PhAtBoYMr2]

ive just always wanted to fuck one just to say i did.....

[chnco]

where? I'll come watch to confirm. Call me.

[xLSTONEx]

where? I'll come watch to confirm. Call me.
i'll come with him.

So do you have a date with her or something?

[quickdodge®]

So do you have a date with her or something?

Lolol. It does sound like he just has an appointment to meet her at 6pm at Room 227 just to fuck and then leave. Later, QD.

[HalfBaked]

I've fucked a stripper.

Nothing special, in the end she was just like any other shallow girl who will snort coke off your cock.

[quickdodge®]

naw son she's fine and "looks" clean....

but you can never be too sure these days so i will be wrapping my shit son

Good job, homey. Stroke one for the married guy and I'll knock off a lot lizard in Sante Fe, NM for you. Later, QD.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

where? I'll come watch to confirm. Call me.

I was at english(bar) this weekend and almost got in a fight, i was flirting and talking to this girl all night and got kicked out the bar....

Me: so are you leaving
her: Yeah
(asian girl comes)
azn: hey how old are you?!?
me: 16 year old virgin
azn: laughs :lmfao:
me: how do you know her (point to other chick)
azn: we work together
me: really where?
azn: Oasis
me: :D are yall strippers?!?!
azn: YES


from there i knew i was already "IN" so they told me they work on monday and to come see them......I may take them both in the V.I.P

[HalfBaked]

I don't see the part where the great chance of fucking them comes in...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I've fucked a stripper.

Nothing special, on the end she was just like any other shallow girl who will do blow off your cock.


this one is hot though! and she's fresh into it so i could be her first "client"

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I don't see the part where the great chance of fucking them comes in...

1) girl was flirting hardcore at the bar grabbin my ass, pokin my stomach, etc
2) I will make it rain on them hoes
3) I somehow talk to strippers better than normal girls
4) she's already gonna be butt nekked
5) she thinks i'm "hot"


so wish me luck....if i don't fuck her i may just go to atlanta and get a prostitute...you guys wanna throw down?

[xLSTONEx]

I don't see the part where the great chance of fucking them comes in...
x2

[HalfBaked]

1) girl was flirting hardcore at the bar grabbin my ass, pokin my stomach, etc
2) I will make it rain on them hoes
3) I somehow talk to strippers better than normal girls
4) she's already gonna be butt nekked
5) she thinks i'm "hot"


so wish me luck....if i don't fuck her i may just go to atlanta and get a prostitute...you guys wanna throw down?
train?

[PhAtBoYMr2]

train?

CHOO CHOO

[bigdare23]

LOL@Thread


Just don't leave with a set of blue ballz.

[Magnus213]

Haha I love these threads. Giddy as schoolgirls.

[v-empire]

sorry. but lame.


http://macieii.blox.pl/resource/ehh.jpg

[PhAtBoYMr2]

sorry. but lame.


http://macieii.blox.pl/resource/ehh.jpg


hahahah last time i tried to take a picture at the strip club they kicked me out and i wasn't even with a stripper!

[v-empire]

just like that..haha! well......in another way of saying.....


http://myspace.drewpydraws.com/fat/fatbungee.jpg

good luck, i suppose. :)

[Tasuki_Civic]

Tonight, wish me luck!

:no:
Bitch you lyin! you must be comin out tha pocket cause you too corny to fuck wit a stripper for free.

[Tasuki_Civic]

correction correction all the way.......my bad, i read shes fresh meat. maybe you actually have a chance. but its still sad you you actin like a scavenger. Pick on someone who has brain to tha game and see how far you get.

[HalfBaked]

:no:
Bitch you lyin! you must be comin out tha pocket cause you too corny to fuck wit a stripper for free.
Shut the fuck up.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Shut the fuck up.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

correction correction all the way.......my bad, i read shes fresh meat. maybe you actually have a chance. but its still sad you you actin like a scavenger. Pick on someone who has brain to tha game and see how far you get.

how am i acting like a scanvenger??

this girl did not come off as a stripper
she has only been working for a week
I'm young, black,rich and beautiful
and ive never fucked a stripper

[Tasuki_Civic]

Shut the fuck up.


you just mad dumbfuk cause you aint gettin nun.

it makes no sense to comment after this....it will be useless. :gay:



your dimissed.... my dear

[Tasuki_Civic]

how am i acting like a scanvenger??

this girl did not come off as a stripper
she has only been working for a week
I'm young, black,rich and beautiful
and ive never fucked a stripper



lol im jus fukin witchu baby....its an experince if you pick the rite one. enjoy yaself. real talk.

[HalfBaked]

you just mad dumbfuk cause you aint gettin nun.

it makes no sense to comment after this....it will be useless. :gay:



your dimissed.... my dear
LOL, you only come into this thread because you nasty cunt bitch ass couldn't ever get a get a job working at a strip club unless you're mopping up shit in the VIP rooms.

[Tracy]

LOL @ corny

[Init2winit]

Good luck not catching something that ajax won't wash off!

[Echonova]

LOL, you only come into this thread because you nasty cunt bitch ass couldn't ever get a get a job working at a strip club unless you're mopping up shit in the VIP rooms.:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Revmaynard]

Lol, good luck. What club does she work at, my friends gf just started strippin' at the Cheetah and she's 19. I'm pretty sure she cheats on him. LOL!

[Tasuki_Civic]

LOL, you only come into this thread because you nasty cunt bitch ass couldn't ever get a get a job working at a strip club unless you're mopping up shit in the VIP rooms.


:lmfao: LOL that was funny as hell

[Tracy]

:lmfao: LOL that was funny as hell

He's just practicing his new "Yo mama" jokes on you :lmfao:

[HalfBaked]

He's just practicing his new "Yo mama" jokes on you :lmfao:
I'm actually calling it how it is.

I hate bitches who think they are hot shit when they are just pieces of shit.

[OneSlow5pt0]

this thread is one big lol

[Sammich]

I'll knock off a lot lizard in Sante Fe, NM for you. Later, QD.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[v-empire]

have a great time. dont hold back. WOT

peekaboo.

http://www.escort-victoria.co.uk/pagephotos/14about.jpg

[Tasuki_Civic]

He's just practicing his new "Yo mama" jokes on you :lmfao:

LOL i c.......




I'm actually calling it how it is.

I hate bitches who think they are hot shit when they are just pieces of shit.


LOL you have issues sweety.

[Tasuki_Civic]

im checkin out ladies and gents.................good luck on tha stripper thing phatboymr2


peace peace

[Kyle]

LOL, you only come into this thread because you nasty cunt bitch ass couldn't ever get a get a job working at a strip club unless you're mopping up shit in the VIP rooms.
:lmfao: Hahahahha. QFT.

[con]

:lmfao: que up T-Pain 'I'm in love wit a stripper'!!!

so, will this possibly lead to V.I.P. status at the club??? if so, holla atcha boy...nothing better than free entertainment.

[Leadfoot_mf]

I'm actually calling it how it is.

I hate bitches who think they are hot shit when they are just pieces of shit.
werd

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I'm just trying to get a big group of ppl to roll....i will go bymyself if i have to.

[EM1toEVO]

This forum is so much better than watching tv! Oh wait a minute, maybe I should get back to work.

[thinkfast®]

MARK LETS DO THE DAMN THANG, I AINT BEEN TO THE O IN A MINUTE (2 WEEKS AND COUNTING SON)

[thinkfast®]

P.S- WHILE WE'RE THERE LETS GET TASUKI IN W/ A BOTTLE OF AJAX, THATS THE ONLY WAY SHE'LL BE ON ALL FOURS IN VIP HAHAHA

WOWZERS

[StreetSweepn]

I have a pretty good idea that i know this chick pm me her name and ill let you know whats up w/ her if its who i think it is

[thinkfast®]

smell like some cottage cheese in this bitch

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I have a pretty good idea that i know this chick pm me her name and ill let you know whats up w/ her if its who i think it is

i dunno son is this a trap?

[Stormhammer]

lol I know of a 19 year old stripper @ Oasis. She has an almost 2 year old kid. and pierced nipples.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hmmmmmm a kid?

[v-empire]

question mark, mark?


he meant a little child.

not a baby goat!!

asian goat like you.
http://ixpats.com/bestoftheweb/wp-uploads/llama.jpg

[jamaicanDM]

good luck, beat it right and have pics for us 2marow lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

pics or ban i say :D

[Spectic Tank]

hmmmmmm a kid?

Do you really care?

I mean, you're trying to sleep with her right? not marry her.

[Z32redondo]

pics or ban i say :D

X2

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Do you really care?

I mean, you're trying to sleep with her right? not marry her.


kids = excess baggage

I know this already mane

[Friggintitsman]

Pics or shenanigans

[v-empire]

i smell BS.


x3 pics or ban.
http://www.theweeklygiggle.com/images/tali-ban.jpg

[Echonova]

Sooo... How did it go?

[quickdodge®]

Sooo... How did it go?

From what I hear, the date's name was Cherry. Mark's Mom actually brought her home to him after she picked the date up from Kroger. It seems Mark and Cherry hit it off really well and Mark proceeded to procreate right there in the kitchen. Word has it that his Dad busted in on them and had to sit them both down for a strict talking to about Mark's habits. From the enclosed pic, I would say that Mark no longer feels the same way about sex. Later, QD.







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...........













http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050614/184015__pie_l.jpg

[§treet_§peed]

lol

[itsjustdee]

mark can't get laid for shit. lol

[thinkfast®]

yo marky mark did them white girls ride last nite or what? lol

[Lizbiz101]

Maury is about to come on, lets hope mark is not on there this morning. YOU ARE THE FATHER OF Tayor, Marie, Bobby, Carol, Cindy, Brandon, and Trion. lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

P.S- WHILE WE'RE THERE LETS GET TASUKI IN W/ A BOTTLE OF AJAX, THATS THE ONLY WAY SHE'LL BE ON ALL FOURS IN VIP HAHAHA

WOWZERS


hahaha kiss my ass punk

[PhAtBoYMr2]

yo marky mark did them white girls ride last nite or what? lol

"You know we keep them white girls.....Christina aguilera"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/100_1116.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/100_1115.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v363/Xlr8nMr2/100_1117.jpg

http://photos-207.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sctm/v99/188/90/71105207/n71105207_30809953_4917.jpg

[v-empire]

dont avoid the question mark!

thats a dead give away. lol

so whats the deal???

http://6.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/2/f/collegehumor.f33ad442641bd2c117bc4c0f4af66622.jpg

[PhAtBoYMr2]

dont avoid the question mark!

thats a dead give away. lol

so whats the deal???

http://6.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/2/f/collegehumor.f33ad442641bd2c117bc4c0f4af66622.jpg


dude those pics that you post after every post are lame.....stop that shit son trust me!

[v-empire]

well, answer the question. since you were so eager to post.

[v-empire]

yeah, and dont throw that mod abuse attitude in front of me either, trust me.
son.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

yeah, and dont throw that mod abuse attitude in front of me either, trust me.
son.


i got a PM from 2 members bashing you about doing it.....I'm trying to look out for you man.....


but what was the question?

[Maniaç]

I wouldn't fuck a slut, that dirty.... but whatever..

let the force be with you...

[PhAtBoYMr2]

I wouldn't fuck a slut, that dirty.... but whatever..

let the force be with you...

all sluts are dirty!

but i have met a virgin stripper before so saying all strippers are sluts is a bad judgement!

[bigdare23]

all sluts are dirty!

but i have met a virgin stripper before so saying all strippers are sluts is a bad judgement!

:rolleyes:

[Maniaç]

all sluts are dirty!

but i have met a virgin stripper before so saying all strippers are sluts is a bad judgement!
Shut up Mark and roll with it. lolol!

And still, let the fucking force be with you.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

:rolleyes:


You might think i'm lying but she was saving herself for her boyfriend of 5 years and they were buying a house in NY so they were both saving money

her name was alize(sp) like the drink

I couldn't make this shit up if i tried.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Shut up Mark and roll with it. lolol!

And still, let the fucking force be with you.

I didn't fuck a stripper last night......but i fucked!

:goodjob:

[Maniaç]

I didn't fuck a stripper last night......but i fucked!

:goodjob:

lol! w0rd.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

lol! w0rd.


she is actually coming over in a minute to fuck some more.....LIRL

[Maniaç]

she is actually coming over in a minute to fuck some more.....LIRL
:lmfao: you fucking lucky bitch!!!

[thinkfast®]

Im all out that aguilera but I got that Lohan
and if you dont believe me just ask lindsay lohan

aaahahaha this the remix baaaaaaaaby

[v-empire]

I didn't fuck a stripper last night......but i fucked!

:goodjob:


thats was all you had to answer.

thanks for looking out for me. but there isnt a need. its just a forum. its not important.

on the real side.

your car doesnt get indoor privilages anymore. come pick it up as soon as you can.

thanks.

[PhAtBoYMr2]

Im all out that aguilera but I got that Lohan
and if you dont believe me just ask lindsay lohan

aaahahaha this the remix baaaaaaaaby


hahahahahhaha lirl

Yo ricky you didn't call me back fool.....You shouldve came out

BIG THINGS POPPIN

[thinkfast®]

nigro by that time I had been listenin to that touch the sky kanyeezy shit aka HIGH AS A SPACESHIP SON

lets do magic city yo, I aint been there since damn near '98 lol

[PhAtBoYMr2]

nigro by that time I had been listenin to that touch the sky kanyeezy shit aka HIGH AS A SPACESHIP SON

lets do magic city yo, I aint been there since damn near '98 lol

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO MAGIC CITY

[The Green Monster]

i'm going to magic city this week...my boy troy...you remember mark, with the jetta...got two passes to that bitch :goodjob:

[itsjustdee]

I didn't fuck a stripper last night......but i fucked!

:goodjob:

your right hand instead of the left this time? :D

[PhAtBoYMr2]

your right hand instead of the left this time? :D

No hands

you know how i roll....

Dee your an asshole i hook you up with my friends and you can't return the favor.....FUCKER

[itsjustdee]

No hands

you know how i roll....

Dee your an asshole i hook you up with my friends and you can't return the favor.....FUCKER

you didn't hook me up with no one *****.
i hooked myself up.
plus none of my friends dig the brothas. sorry. haha

[itsjustdee]

aw you can't say ***** on IA anymore? LOL str8 put stars on my shit. haha

[PhAtBoYMr2]

you didn't hook me up with no one *****.
i hooked myself up.
plus none of my friends dig the brothas. sorry. haha

asian girls not liking black guys.....

now this is a first to me....

you guys have small vagina's

[itsjustdee]

asian girls not liking black guys.....

now this is a first to me....

you guys have small vagina's

well the ones i know don't dig the brothas? who knows.
i only have guy friends. lol unless you're into guys. nasty mark!!

[thinkfast®]

I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOIN :no: WATCH THE COMMENTS TOWARDS MODS, THAT IS A GENERAL BLANKET STATEMENT AND IS DIRECTED TOWARDS NO ASIAN IN PARTICULAR

THANKS

IA.COM HIGHER UPS

[Tracy]

cliffs: did he have sex with the stripper?

[thinkfast®]

NO BUT HE DID POUND OUT HIS RIGHT HAND. WELL TECHINCALLY THAT WOULD BE PERFORMING FELLATIO W/ IT? EITHER WAY HE GOT SOME BROWN EYE

[thinkfast®]

MARK DID YOU DO THE REACH AROUND LIKE A GENTLEMAN, WHATS THE DEAL SON

[thinkfast®]

P.S WHO COOKED WHO THE MANDATORY AFTER-SEX SANDWICH??

[thinkfast®]

IF I KNOW MARKY MARK HE JUST LEFT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NITE W/O SAYIN A WORD