Redneck Vacations...

[Kelly]

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again.

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

[Ed]

is that the story your uncle told you when you were little?

i kid :)

[Kelly]

:rolleyes: I was waiting on that

[VooDooXII]

:o Not bad

[Kyle]

Why do you keep posting this stuff you get forwarded in emails? :gay:

[Kelly]

Why not?

[Kyle]

Why not?
Cuz its uber lame. ;)

[Kelly]

U r hateful... :tongue:

[Sammich]

THIS THREAD SUX MAJOR MONKEY BALLS FUR SHUR

[HalfBaked]

Why not?
Because they are old as fuck.

[Nissangeek]

Hehehe. Kelly made a funny.

[Kelly]

Because they are old as fuck.

And you are hateful too. Gez, tough crowd

[william_jeff]

lol

i LOL'd because of the ownage in this thread

not because of the joke :D

[Double_0_Rusty]

I won't lie I lol'd at the joke.