New Girl Here! BMW Owner!

[325chik]

Hey yall!

I am new here my name is Sarah. I live in Roswell. I have a BMW 325I. I am going to make it fast to keep up with you all. Any mod ideas? I am also here to find cool new people! Hit me up with events and stuff so I can meet some of yall!

<3 Sarah
"Ultimata Driving Machine Driver"

[Wurm]

NUDES OR GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[325chik]

OMGosh....

[Wurm]

OMGosh....
NEED HELP POSTING THEM?

[325chik]

I do NOT want to show you nudes...wtf

[Kamikaze]

Welcome. I advise you to watch your step. The leg humpers tend to leave behind a trail.

[Wurm]

well welcome to IA you could at least post a pic if you dont want to go all out for us


take nothing personally on here most of us are just fucking around at work

[325chik]

Pic in my profile, I am on the left

[thepolecat]

Welcome- that was wurms way of saying hi. Most of us are ok, but the little children will be looking for internet sex time for a while- just assert your dominance.

[Lizbiz101]

Your dad must have worked overtime for that one.

[325chik]

I bought my own car bitch

[Wurm]

I bought my own car bitch
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[thepolecat]

see- dominance assertion- but I meant for the guys

[ueyedgr8tness]

Welcome(*^*)

[Lizbiz101]

I bought my own car bitch:lmfao: I'm sure....:goodjob: I'm sure you bought it too....I'll give you still making payments tho.

[325chik]

I earn money, legally, no payments. You do NOT know me bitch, so STFU. I hate fuckers telling me who I am.

[GGPIS3]

. Any mod ideas?
<3 Sarah
"Ultimata Driving Machine Driver"


swap in an s52 motor. ;)


a 325 is not fast and really can't be made fast. your best bet is to swap in an e36 ///m3 motor and boost it or go NA and swap in the e46 ///m3 motor.

question is.. how deep are your pockets...?

[VooDooXII]

Hey, nice car. Welcome to IA.

What year's your 325? They're expensive to work on...shit, all European cars are.

Anyway, enjoy yourself and try not to take too much too seriously.

[IndianStig]

NICE CAR!

WELCOME TO IA.

POST PICS OF YOUR CAR.

[GirlieZ]

welcome but i am lol at 1/4 being 13.6

[VooDooXII]

NICE CAR!

WELCOME TO IA.

POST PICS OF YOUR CAR.


MUST YOU YELL? YOU AREN'T THINKFAST.

[IndianStig]

I'M AT WORK. (SHHHHH!) THE SYSTEM WE USE REQUIRES ALL CAPS. FUCK TURNING IT OFF JUST TO POSTWHORE, YA'LL DEAL WITH IT.


BTW, GET SOME GOLD HRE'S, THEY LOOK KICK ASS ON ALL BMW'S.

GOLD WITH POLISHED/SILVER LIP.

[VooDooXII]

I'M AT WORK. (SHHHHH!) THE SYSTEM WE USE REQUIRES ALL CAPS. FUCK TURNING IT OFF JUST TO POSTWHORE, YA'LL DEAL WITH IT.


BTW, GET SOME GOLD HRE'S, THEY LOOK KICK ASS ON ALL BMW'S.

GOLD WITH POLISHED/SILVER LIP.

~$8,000+ for a set of rims/tires?

Hmm...:screwy:

They are sexy as hell though...

[Hova]

Hey yall!

I am new here my name is Sarah. I live in Roswell. I have a BMW 325I. I am going to make it fast to keep up with you all. Any mod ideas? I am also here to find cool new people! Hit me up with events and stuff so I can meet some of yall!

<3 Sarah
"Ultimata Driving Machine Driver"


http://www.rsportscars.com/foto/10/bentleygt06.jpg

You ain't got enough stamps in your passport to fuck with young H-O
International ... uugh ...
show ya young boys how to do this thing

the maturation of Jay-Z Z
check me out

30's the new 20 ***** I'm so hot still
better broad better au-to-mo-bile
bet a yard, nah bet a hundred mill
then by the songs end I probably start another trend
I know everything you wan do
I did all that by the age of 21
by 22 I had that brand new Ack Coupe
I guess you can say that my legend just begun
I'm, young enough to know the right car to buy yet grown enough not to put rims on it
I got that six-duce with curtains so you can't see me and I didn't even have to put tints on it
I don't got the bright watch I got the right watch
I don't buy out the bar, I bought the night spot
I got the right stock
I ... got ... stockbrokers that's movin' it like white tops
I know you like fuck, this is child abuse
call D.Y.F.S.*, I might just be gettin' nicer
them young boys ain't ready for real
30's the new 20 niggia I'm so hot still

[325chik]

What are you talking about? And yes I need some rims.

[GGPIS3]

^^^ so what is fast to you? is your car a stick or auto? what year is it? how much money do you plan on dumping into it in order to make it "fast"

[Hova]

What are you talking about? And yes I need some rims.


Rims are for Young...

nevermind.

Kids will never learn.

[VooDooXII]

Rims are for Young...

nevermind.

Kids will never learn.

Hey, I buy the right watch too!

[ridgeline_06]

wow bmw owner!. So what, shit

[Hova]

Hey, I buy the right watch too!


Some niggah has been listening to my album. Let me know when you are in New York and I will put you on the 40/40 VIP list.

[VooDooXII]

Some niggah has been listening to my album. Let me know when you are in New York and I will put you on the 40/40 VIP list.

:werd:

[Hova]

Damn, Memph is in trouble again. Peace out *****.

[ep9716]

I bought my own car bitch

Oh Shit Liz.....Oh Shit...

[dcshoeco]

Welcome 2 IA an have fun just watch out for ceratin people (CactusEg) lol..

[VooDooXII]

Welcome 2 IA an have fun just watch out for ceratin people (CactusEg) lol..

:lmfao: He's a cool guy. Just make sure his car doesn't skeet on you.

[GirlieZ]

^^^ so what is fast to you? is your car a stick or auto? what year is it? how much money do you plan on dumping into it in order to make it "fast"
exactly im just wondering how a stock 325 ran a 13.6? paul walker juice maybe?

[Jack_Bauer]

Hey yall!

I am new here my name is Sarah. I live in Roswell. I have a BMW 325I. I am going to make it fast to keep up with you all. Any mod ideas? I am also here to find cool new people! Hit me up with events and stuff so I can meet some of yall!

<3 Sarah
"Ultimata Driving Machine Driver"

LOL DOODS SUP?

MA DAD GOTS ME A CAR WITH AN ALL LEATHER INTERIOR AND I THINKS IT BE FAST
VROOM

[GirlieZ]

LOL DOODS SUP?

MA DAD GOTS ME A CAR WITH AN ALL LEATHER INTERIOR AND I THINKS IT BE FAST
VROOM
aint no one gonna out drive jack bauer

[325chik]

Nobody said it was STOCK...

[Nitro]

:welcome: post a pic of your whip Sarah.

[BUGMAN]

Welcome aboard. ;)

[Jack_Bauer]

This is true, nobody said anything. I think we need answers. Answers to questions like
1)Is it or is it not stock?
2)Who are you working for?
3)Where's the nuclear bomb?
4)ARE YOU WHITE?
You better start talking soon or you're a dead motherfucker like that guy I shot through the heart at the beginning of season 2.

[Kourt]

Well you didn't tell us any different. So, if you know anything about it tell us whats not STOCK about it.


Nobody said it was STOCK...

[cactusEG]

welcome... show nudes or GTFO------>

[GGPIS3]

in order for a 325i to get in the 13s you would need either nitrous, a sc, or turbo... or a combination of 2 out of the 3....or a motor swap

[ShooterMcGavin]

welcome, pics of car please, and preferably bigger than that ant sized pic in your profile :goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

This is true, nobody said anything. I think we need answers. Answers to questions like
1)Is it or is it not stock?
2)Who are you working for?
3)Where's the nuclear bomb?
4)ARE YOU WHITE?
You better start talking soon or you're a dead motherfucker like that guy I shot through the heart at the beginning of season 2.
wow, another jack bauer, how fucking original. don't you have a new season to be shooting? :rolleyes:

[Tracy]

Welcome. You have an audience now :)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 11 (11 members and 0 guests)
tracy, Dirty Mech., GGPIS3, shagwAg3n, a98tegLS, Jack_Bauer, buddha@TeamFX, Kyle, joecoolfreak, Young Brian, fastboyamin

It only gets better from here. I promise. :)

[IndianStig]

13.6? whats done to it?

[HalfBaked]

Anytime someone new signs up the it is guaranteed to see some stupid bullshit posted...

If it is a girl someone will always ask for nudes.
If it is a guy maniac will call there car slow or ask to race.

It is pretty fucking lame.

[bunny]

Wow, look another slut just joined IA. Great.

[Jack_Bauer]

wow, another jack bauer, how fucking original. don't you have a new season to be shooting? :rolleyes:
I am THE Jack Bauer. That other fucker is probably the impostor who made that abomination called season 6.

[Double_0_Rusty]

welcome.....

[ShooterMcGavin]

I am THE Jack Bauer. That other fucker is probably the impostor who made that abomination called season 6.
so you're saying THE jack bauer would allow an imposter to make season 6? whatta pussy :gay: :D

[StraightSix]

Welcome!

Nice car. The E36 chassis is pretty capable with the right stuff and enough driver mod.



13.6? whats done to it?

I think everyone who has seen this in her profile must have missed the "probably" part. Anyway, just thought I'd point that out.

[Jack_Bauer]

so you're saying THE jack bauer would allow an imposter to make season 6? whatta pussy :gay: :D
It was a cover in to prevent anyone from knowing I was on a secret mission. With your mom.

[mocha latte cupcake]

ouch everyone giving the new chick a hard time lol. sorry but yeah welcome to IA lol enjoy your sstay lil miss BMW

[ShooterMcGavin]

It was a cover in to prevent anyone from knowing I was on a secret mission. With your mom.
busted, jack bauer would never stoop to momma jokes :gay:

[Jack_Bauer]

busted, jack bauer would never stoop to momma jokes :gay:
You can't torture and kill over the tubular interwebs.
Or can you?
You really have to understand. The internet isn't some kind of big truck you can dump a bunch of torture on.

["B"]

You can't torture and kill over the tubular interwebs.
Or can you?
You really have to understand. The internet isn't some kind of big truck you can dump a bunch of torture on.


Douchebag. I hope Hova sends his posse after your stupid ass.

[99hatch]

Welcome, damn there is some uptight people on here.

[Jack_Bauer]

Douchebag. I hope Hova sends his posse after your stupid ass.

I'm sure you're probably upset because I shot you in the knee or tortured you by proxy by hoaxing the murder of your son, but what does Jay-Z have to do with any of this?

[Double_0_Rusty]

damn at all the noobs up in here.....lolol

[Jerra]

Welcome...try not to fuck any married men...and read the rules.

[sshonda2004]

sorry but their are a whole lot of haters in IA.

[Jerra]

Oh come on...she started it...any chick who comes on here and offers nudes within her first couple posts is a...ding ding ding...whore. Now....I get that she is cute and ya'll want to fuck her...I'm a chick...so i have no problem telling it like it is...I don't care if she's cute...a hoe is a hoe.

[Jonflip29]

I don't see where she offer her nudes?? Did I miss something?

[Jack_Bauer]

Oh come on...she started it...any chick who comes on here and offers nudes within her first couple posts is a...ding ding ding...whore. Now....I get that she is cute and ya'll want to fuck her...I'm a chick...so i have no problem telling it like it is...I don't care if she's cute...a hoe is a hoe.
And she's probably Nina Myers too. Double hoe.

[Jerra]

Different thread..."Hey Guys!!!" or some shit like that.

and yeah...double hoe.

[nextelbuddy]

hang with me girl ill show you the right mods for that car :goodjob:

[Nitro]

Oh come on...she started it...any chick who comes on here and offers nudes within her first couple posts is a...ding ding ding...whore. Now....I get that she is cute and ya'll want to fuck her...I'm a chick...so i have no problem telling it like it is...I don't care if she's cute...a hoe is a hoe.


+10 ;)

[Jerra]

LOL @ Nitro...

[Jerra]

Just telling it like it is...you can count on me for that.

[GSRteg®]

So, you do have nude pictures laying around huh....?




I do NOT want to show you nudes...wtf

[nextelbuddy]

just went back and read all pages, man there is a lot of testosterone and estrogen in here :blah:

[Jerra]

Yeah there is.

[///Mary]

no M no care

[325chik]

G35...HAHAHAHA slow ass POS

[nextelbuddy]

no M no care


non M e36's are just as formidable cars as the M cars for Boost. the stock 2.5 m50s and obdII M50 2.8s are great for boost with beefy cylinder walls and in stock trim have been proven over and over up to 600rwhp.

i would have gone 2.8 but i got a good deal on my 3.0 block and S50 crank.


i probably took way beyond what you meant though, the non M cars do not look as "purty" as the M cars. hows that?

[ueyedgr8tness]

G35...HAHAHAHA slow ass POS

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[nickrd]

Welcome.. Modified E46 330i owner here in Roswell..
Not to take away from this board, but there's another good GA BMW section over on Bimmerforums if you need to know more about local BMW shops, parts, etc.

Happy modding! :)

[Nitro]

G35...HAHAHAHA slow ass POS



so u can beat it? :rolleyes:

[nextelbuddy]

G35...HAHAHAHA slow ass POS

calm down. the VQ motors in the G35s are good motors as well and have better technology over the ancient single vanos cast iron inline 6's that bmw has been using for ever. :D


but i cant lie im partial to bmw inline 6 blocks
they sure can handle the abuse

[nextelbuddy]

Welcome.. Modified E46 330i owner here in Roswell..
Not to take away from this board, but there's another good GA BMW section over on Bimmerforums if you need to know more about local BMW shops, parts, etc.

Happy modding! :)

hey Nick, good to see ya man. im still sittin on one box of that oil haha :goodjob:

[325chik]

Yeah G35 can maybe beat me, they are nice I lied I admit, but I still have the ultimate driving machine woohoo

[nickrd]

hey Nick, good to see ya man. im still sittin on one box of that oil haha :goodjob:

Haha, sweet bro! Yea, I don't get on much, but figured I'd check in once in a while :) Glad to hear your still here too!

[nextelbuddy]

Yeah G35 can maybe beat me, they are nice I lied I admit, but I still have the ultimate driving machine woohoo

indeed bmws do have a more connectd feel with the road over the g35/350z cars.

a set of nice coilovers, bushing and a set of nice wheels would set your car off. please no chrome or baby jeesus will cry

[325chik]

I am all about black

[nextelbuddy]

Haha, sweet bro! Yea, I don't get on much, but figured I'd check in once in a while :) Glad to hear your still here too!

your car looks great man :bump: it sure has come a long way

[nextelbuddy]

I am all about black

what color is your 325? depending on the color even a set of nice silver wheels really set these cars off. and with a +45 offset in the rear you can get a decent lip out back.

im running 18x9.5s in the rear and hav a 3 inch lip, not huge but i like it.

[Nitro]

Yeah G35 can maybe beat me, they are nice I lied I admit, but I still have the ultimate driving machine woohoo


:D

[325chik]

It's silver so I wanted black wheels

[nextelbuddy]

:D

hey its all in good fun. at least she admitted it. you know some people or even other noobs would just keep on keepin on and go on forever.

at least shes not a female version of the blade aka corey blade haha

[Kyle]

It's silver so I wanted black wheels
:no: What kinda black wheels? Unless you say BBS I think it's a bad idea.

[325chik]

BBS YESSSSSS deep dish!

[Nitro]

hey its all in good fun. at least she admitted it. you know some people or even other noobs would just keep on keepin on and go on forever.

at least shes not a female version of the blade aka corey blade haha



bwahahahahahaha tru dat....i waited it out...lol

[DirtyMechanic]

G35...HAHAHAHA slow ass POS


Welcome to IA this is not for the faith of heart.

If you want to come out and play I have a G coupe you can play with...

[nextelbuddy]

:no: What kinda black wheels? Unless you say BBS I think it's a bad idea.

not really. BBS/HRE/IFORGED are not the only wheels that can pull the black look off.

Koseis/MVR/hell i have even seen many stock DSII and DSI stripped and powder coated black and they came out really nice.

[nextelbuddy]

BBS YESSSSSS deep dish!

your looking at probaly spending as much money as half your car is worth with a good set of BBS.

i really like the BBS LMs on the E36 chassis. with that said you can find really good quality BBS LM knockoffs all over the web.

CSL Replica wheels are good on E36 as well. you can get graphite/silver and now they have black just released.


check out bimmerforums.

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/index.php?referrerid=30059

great sight come join us in the GA regional section, not for the faint of heart as well. lol

name over there is CosmoE36

http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=176

[ueyedgr8tness]

I am all about black

:rly: :idb:

[///Mary]

Welcome to IA this is not for the faith of heart.

If you want to come out and play I have a G coupe you can play with...

holllla! ;)

[Nitro]

holllla! ;)



hey u

[VooDooXII]

holllla! ;)

Can I play with your G?

PLEASE???

[///Mary]

NITRO MY MAN!!! hahah!! heyyyyyy

and sure!! I'm down for you playing with it VooDoo!!!!

[nextelbuddy]

you can all come play with me :ninja:

[///Mary]

hahah.... M3 ftw.... soooo hmmm ;)

[VooDooXII]

Nextel, I'm stealing your car.

Mary...anyone could easily take what we said WAY out of context... :lmfao: I'd like to see it anyway. Soon! :goodjob:

[Nitro]

NITRO MY MAN!!! hahah!! heyyyyyy

and sure!! I'm down for you playing with it VooDoo!!!!



u know it suga!!!!

[///Mary]

Nextel, I'm stealing your car.

Mary...anyone could easily take what we said WAY out of context... :lmfao: I'd like to see it anyway. Soon! :goodjob:


ohhh i'm well aware of that!!! :O

And i wanna see yours soon too! hahahahahaha!! did it again!!! hahhaa!

Sooner the better.. actually thur i'll be in atl for a little bit! But i should be there the next varsity meet, is that too far away?

NITROOOO!!!! YAYYYY

[KevinT707]

wow ANOTHER girl .. anywho WELCOME to IA & herro..

[Mr2raceworks]

god dang, a girl joins IA, and everyone on her nuts, 6 pages of comments, yall need to go work on your car, you can hit on her while she blows your car away

["B"]

I am all about black


This cunt isn't too bright, is she?

[RachelsStang]

I have a BMW 325I. I am going to make it fast to keep up with you all. Any mod ideas? I am also here to find cool new people!



Nobody said it was STOCK...

missy here still has not stated what is NOT stock, but is asking for mod q's???


enjoy your stay.....i guess.

[RachelsStang]

Oh come on...she started it...any chick who comes on here and offers nudes within her first couple posts is a...ding ding ding...whore. Now....I get that she is cute and ya'll want to fuck her...I'm a chick...so i have no problem telling it like it is...I don't care if she's cute...a hoe is a hoe.

+1, tried reping ya Jerra, but i gotta give more luv for ya it says! :)

[DarkPrince10]

hahaha, another roswell girl... I love how the girls from roswell seek shelter in Marietta because of the Drama :P
yet, they all Hang out at the avenue...
anyways Im off to stir up more drama in roswell, friends birthday
cya slowpokes :)

[nextelbuddy]

This cunt isn't too bright, is she?

She was talking about black wheels when i told her no chrome wheels earlier in the thread :rolleyes:


missy here still has not stated what is NOT stock, but is asking for mod q's???



enjoy your stay.....i guess.

shes new give her a break. if i recall correctly you had a slightly tough time when you first joined.

the thread has calmed down since the beginning and became a little more civil, lets not blow it up again

[VooDooXII]

Sooner the better.. actually thur i'll be in atl for a little bit! But i should be there the next varsity meet, is that too far away?

Visiting Tech? Hah...my dad "borrowed" my car to go to Augusta this week...he'll be back that evening so if you want to see the car, I don't know if it'll happen.

I'll be here though. :dunno:

[RachelsStang]

She was talking about black wheels when i told her no chrome wheels earlier in the thread :rolleyes:

i understand what your saying. coming in as a noob, it was the q's. im not a noob to cars, or fourms, it was when she said just kinda sounded like an oxymoron, lol..sorry..

but she has come across rather bitchy to the girls thus far. when liz made the comment about her dad working overtime to get her the car, she really could have come back with a nicer reply, staying she got it herself, whatever, rather than calling Liz bitch, ect.......Its just rude. Just because we are on a forum does not mean we have to be a rude ass. Although some are, its their character. no biggy.

Sorry if I came across as a rude ass. I have respected all the girls here, and they have done the same with me as well.

[///Mary]

Visiting Tech? Hah...my dad "borrowed" my car to go to Augusta this week...he'll be back that evening so if you want to see the car, I don't know if it'll happen.

I'll be here though. :dunno:

hmmmm!! Yea, my sis made an 800 on the math section of the SAT ... like 1470 maybe for the whole thing... is that tech-able? hahah Well, i don't think i can be in atl too long thursday actually- but next time, whether you have your car or not, i'm definitely heading your way!

[VooDooXII]

800 for the math section? Oh hell yea...that's definitely Techable.

Just come to the Varsity...haha, cool? That way, you'll get to see the SAAB too.

[TheGodfather]

Wow, another attempt at Jack Bauer. In case you didn't know you cum guzzling faggot, you had to put the underscore in there because there already was one.

Now go find a high building and jump off.

And to this new girl, welcome and such.

[BlkCD5]

:welcome: to IA, where drama and bullshit threads never cease :goodjob:

[///Mary]

800 for the math section? Oh hell yea...that's definitely Techable.

Just come to the Varsity...haha, cool? That way, you'll get to see the SAAB too.

yea i know.. she's a smart little cookie!

varsity it is then!!!

[ShooterMcGavin]

And she's probably Nina Myers too. Double hoe.
but nina was kinda cute...

[Jack_Bauer]

She looked like an emaciated 10 year old boy. The only reason I slept with her was to add depth to my character.
Then I shot her ass 3 times. Don't forget that.

[Jack_Bauer]

Wow, another attempt at Jack Bauer. In case you didn't know you cum guzzling faggot, you had to put the underscore in there because there already was one.

Now go find a high building and jump off.

And to this new girl, welcome and such.

Actually, no, I did not realize this. You are actually the only person clever enough to figure this out. The comment afterwards calling me a "cum guzzling faggot" was well rooted in fact, relevant to the topic at hand and was, in general, very witty.

Your entire post was a well constructed attack on my person created by someone who, clearly, possesses great intellect and creativity.

Cheers mate

Also, you calling me out for being named Jack Bauer is very sensible for someone named "TheGodfather".

Pot... kettle... black

[ridgeline_06]

13.6 in the 1/8. bwhaahah

[MaRk2k]

Dude where are the nudeS! I wana see some :boobies:!

[TRDwasiq]

Welcome:)

[GirlieZ]

G35...HAHAHAHA slow ass POS
MARY! YOU need to race her lol. battle of the luxury cars ur vq> her e36 anyday

[death®]

Welcome.

[TheGodfather]

Actually, no, I did not realize this. You are actually the only person clever enough to figure this out. The comment afterwards calling me a "cum guzzling faggot" was well rooted in fact, relevant to the topic at hand and was, in general, very witty.

Your entire post was a well constructed attack on my person created by someone who, clearly, possesses great intellect and creativity.

Cheers mate

Also, you calling me out for being named Jack Bauer is very sensible for someone named "TheGodfather".

Pot... kettle... black

Cheers mate? What do we have a fucking wanker on our hands? That sucks.

Your response lacked substance and intelligence, and I can presume in real life you abuse many subtances, and lack quite a bit of intelligence.

See the problem is, I was the original Jack Bauer. I posted under that name as a joke, and never once reffered to Nina or other 24 references such as your dumbass did.

Also with your cute little pot and kettle argument, The Godfather is my forum name and nick name from most of my friends. I in no way shape or form try to be Don Corleone on the forums, or make obscure references to the movie.

Now that I have made your life on this forum, and once again I will presume in real life as well, worthless. Take my advice, and jump off a high building. Or if you are scared of heights, take 5 random chemicals from beneath your sink, mix them, and chug them as quickly as you can.

[Dyno]

Welcome

[Jack_Bauer]

Your response lacked substance and intelligence, and I can presume in real life you abuse many subtances, and lack quite a bit of intelligence.



Really, why? I'd love a real explanation "YOU TALKED ABOUT 24 LOLOL". I see you are short on those though and instead suggest that people are gay and suggest improvised suicide methods.

The thing is, I am actually Jack Bauer. I shoot people in the face irl.

The cheers thing I picked up while on assignment with Stephen Saunders.
Cheers.

[///Mary]

MARY! YOU need to race her lol. battle of the luxury cars ur vq> her e36 anyday


hahhaha!!! yay!!! You're my fave!! Vq's rule!

[VooDooXII]

MARY! YOU need to race her lol. battle of the luxury cars ur vq> her e36 anyday

Shiiiiiiit, I'll race her in my SAAB!

[IndianStig]

I wanna race a 6spd G35. Beat an auto already (sedan, 280hp one) so lets see how I am against a 6spd coupe.

[GirlieZ]

I wanna race a 6spd G35. Beat an auto already (sedan, 280hp one) so lets see how I am against a 6spd coupe.
the point of this my friends is mary's "slow"(coparitivly) VQ to new girl's "ultimate driving machine"(some one takes the commercials way to seriously)

[VooDooXII]

I should just start saying that I'm "Born From Jets" to anyone who wants to race...

[Jack_Bauer]

the point of this my friends is mary's "slow"(coparitivly) VQ to new girl's "ultimate driving machine"(some one takes the commercials way to seriously)

My black bulletproof SUV does 1/4 in 5 seconds and has a trunk full of guns. BMW doesn't have shit on the CTU motorclub.

[VooDooXII]

My black bulletproof SUV does 1/4 in 5 seconds and has a trunk full of guns. BMW doesn't have shit on the CTU motorclub.

I imagine that'd be a little heavy...

[Jack_Bauer]

I imagine that'd be a little heavy...
It is, but its also the only car in the world that can be claimed to have 1 JBP with me at the wheel.

[UpSideDownDesi]

Welcome and shall i say..bye bye? Why is that every girl who joins, gets bashed on lol? IA tradition i guess.

[325chik]

MARY! YOU need to race her lol. battle of the luxury cars ur vq> her e36 anyday

Listen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....:no:

The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.

[VooDooXII]

Welcome and shall i say..bye bye? Why is that every girl who joins, gets bashed on lol? IA tradition i guess.

She's kinda bringing this upon herself...

[TRDwasiq]

Listen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....:no:

The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.
ayee bitch u drive a nazi vehicle so Shut THE FUCK UP aND GTFO if u think people ARe weird on IA... cuz they are;)

[Jack_Bauer]

Listen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....:no:

The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.

Hans Gruber from the first Die Hard was German. BMW is German brand. You bought a BMW. Therefore you've directly supported terrorists. I'll shoot you in the knee for aiding and abetting terrorists by being a spoiled white kid.

I do have the ability to do that. I'm sure its somewhere in the USPATRIOT act in fine print. Print so fine you may not be able to read it/find it, but you can't disprove its existence. The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.

[collins]

ayee bitch u drive a nazi vehicle so Shut THE FUCK UP aND GTFO if u think people ARe weird on IA... cuz they are;) LOL HOLY SHIT +1

[collins]

ya know, whats also funny is that when females get mad at one another, the sluts, tramps, bitches, etc really start flying..... why is that?

[Jack_Bauer]

ya know, whats also funny is that when females get mad at one another, the sluts, tramps, bitches, etc really start flying..... why is that?

Females are irrational supporting characters. That's why they killed my wife off in the first season.

[collins]

jack, check reps

[325chik]

Yeah yeah, you guys are so ignorant. I have better things to do then listen to people complain about me. It's not my fault you all are jealous. Me > All of yall.

Jack Bauer, get a life you watch too much TV.

I am going to get some food, peace. <3

[collins]

LOL @ me being jealous..... of a 325..... :lmfao:

[VooDooXII]

LOL @ me being jealous..... of a 325..... :lmfao:

I'm jealous of GTO :yes:

[collins]

why? according to other ppl on here, its the laughing stock of domestics :lmfao: oh yeah, and its a peice of shit.... :jerkit:

[GirlieZ]

Listen here tramp, I will race you, you are talking the shit. Is your car stock? Mine is not stock. I said I wanted to make it faster. I do have the basic I/H/E, chipped ECU, springs, a few drivetrain parts, that's about it. So if you want to run your oh so mighty Nissan bull shit against me, find my ass, it's all you will see. OMGosh you people are so weird....:no:

The Godfather and Jack Bauer take your shit somewhere else. You guys are both lame, face it.
ill be at commerce on friday..but i really dont care that much nor was i calling you out to race, i just think you should race mary :rolleyes:

[Jack_Bauer]

Yeah yeah, you guys are so ignorant. I have better things to do then listen to people complain about me. It's not my fault you all are jealous. Me > All of yall.

Jack Bauer, get a life you watch too much TV.

I am going to get some food, peace. <3

Seeing as how I wantonly violate the constitution for a living I don't really see why I'd be jealous of a 19 year old girl with too many of her parent's credit cards, an unfounded sense of pride and an overworked labia.

Also, hypothetically, if I were not Jack Bauer, I would not have to watch TV to know anything about the show. Hypothetically speaking, one could just buy/borrow the DVDs and watch it. 5x16 = 80 hours. Over the space of a few months that's all the more "life" you would have to sacrifice to have seen every season minus the season 6 disaster. All in all, probably a better investment of time than spending daddy's money at a strip mall or introducing a guy you just met to your insides.

But, seeing as how I am indeed Jack Bauer, this is all a hypothetical scenario.

[boostedy8]

blah

[DirtyMechanic]

ill be at commerce on friday..but i really dont care that much nor was i calling you out to race, i just think you should race mary :rolleyes:

isnt mary a stock 6mt...? why doesnt she just race me? Im only on stock rims also?....cough cough...

[ISAtlanta300]

LOL @ me being jealous..... of a 325..... :lmfao:

lol x2..... jealous?

[IndianStig]

I should just start saying that I'm "Born From Jets" to anyone who wants to race...


I'LL FLY OVER YOU NIGGAAA....LOL







the point of this my friends is mary's "slow"(coparitivly) VQ to new girl's "ultimate driving machine"(some one takes the commercials way to seriously)

WORD. BMW'S ARE TIGHT BUT.....SHE'S ON THE VERGE OF COCKY. AND REALLY DO WANNA SEE HOW I STACK UP AGAINST A G35 MANUAL.




PS. PICTURES OF BOOBIES OR GTFO, YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR 1/4 MILE TIME, REDEEM YOURSELF HEATHEN.

[ugacivic]

damn at all the noobs up in here.....lolol

ok sept 06

[cwood1388]

Ok I got in late on this but welcome BMW chicka!

[ranj]

i don't understand why females on here post

NEW GIRL or NEW CHICK, you are asking the perverts on here to jump on you by doing that.

this is the internet, we don't really care if your a boy or a girl. if you want serious welcomes and inputs on your car, don't say new girl or new chick or something like that b/c there's just too many pervs on here lol.

just a little advice lol.

[GirlieZ]

isnt mary a stock 6mt...? why doesnt she just race me? Im only on stock rims also?....cough cough...
this is true dirty. she could just race your STOCK g35 and then all her doubts we be relieved. :goodjob: since YOUR STOCK g35s would be slow compared to her almighty driving machine. lol. :rolleyes:

[TRDwasiq]

lol at ^^

[TheGodfather]

Really, why? I'd love a real explanation "YOU TALKED ABOUT 24 LOLOL". I see you are short on those though and instead suggest that people are gay and suggest improvised suicide methods.

The thing is, I am actually Jack Bauer. I shoot people in the face irl.

The cheers thing I picked up while on assignment with Stephen Saunders.
Cheers.

You are one dumb motherfucker.

Please remove yourself from the forums, as you are merely another shitty noob and waste of bandwith.

[PenginHatch]

Word up??? Welcome to IA

[UpSideDownDesi]

She's kinda bringing this upon herself...
ge me the inside spiced up storyline....being desi too lazy to read the whole thread lol.

["B"]

ill be at commerce on friday..but i really dont care that much nor was i calling you out to race, i just think you should race mary :rolleyes:


PLEASE post her times.

["B"]

This bitch run at Commerce yet?

[GirlieZ]

This bitch run at Commerce yet?
i dont know if she is running, collins and i are actually going down to SDR tommorow, anyone is welcome...want a base line time before i upgrade next weekend ;)

[DirtyMechanic]

i dont know if she is running, collins and i are actually going down to SDR tommorow, anyone is welcome...want a base line time before i upgrade next weekend ;)

you do know that a base line at a track is nothing when you do a mod thats worth maybe 5-10whp right.. you wont see very much difference in time. run to run it all might be driver... and.... from what i seen.... you some driving skills... lol just playing only real way to see before and after is on a dyno.... the same dyno..

[Benefit]

i dont get why its called the ultimate driving machine when they can be out-handled by almost every other car =\

[Jonflip29]

this is true dirty. she could just race your STOCK g35 and then all her doubts we be relieved. :goodjob: since YOUR STOCK g35s would be slow compared to her almighty driving machine. lol. :rolleyes:

Haha Dirty lies....Let me race my stock G against Mary's. And I wanna race that trick's BMW. Whats good? When is this gonna pop off?

[VooDooXII]

ge me the inside spiced up storyline....being desi too lazy to read the whole thread lol.

Nothing special...some contradicting words + her being a bitch about her BMW being the most amazing car on this site.


i dont get why its called the ultimate driving machine when they can be out-handled by almost every other car =\

BMWs handle well... :thinking:

[collins]

i dont know if she is running, collins and i are actually going down to SDR tommorow, anyone is welcome...want a base line time before i upgrade next weekend ;) word... reynolds is a better track... also, its mainly myself that needs to get some times in with the goat. she's just going for practice mainly...

[GirlieZ]

you do know that a base line at a track is nothing when you do a mod thats worth maybe 5-10whp right.. you wont see very much difference in time. run to run it all might be driver... and.... from what i seen.... you some driving skills... lol just playing only real way to see before and after is on a dyno.... the same dyno..
im doing a little more then a thing....but this thread isnt about my slow ass ugly Z, it about the "ultimate driving machine driver"

[boostedy8]

:screwy: :offtopic: ....

[DirtyMechanic]

Haha Dirty lies....Let me race my stock G against Mary's. And I wanna race that trick's BMW. Whats good? When is this gonna pop off?

dude wtf i swear im stock...

[S II K]

im doing a little more then a thing....but this thread isnt about my slow ass ugly Z, it about the "ultimate driving machine driver"



justine i thought you were the ultimate driving machine...:thinking:

[Tracy]

http://www.rakemag.com/today/yoivanhoe/archive/butcher%20knife%202.jpg

[Boosted S60R]

Hey yall!

I am new here my name is Sarah. I live in Roswell. I have a BMW 325I. I am going to make it fast to keep up with you all. Any mod ideas? I am also here to find cool new people! Hit me up with events and stuff so I can meet some of yall!

<3 Sarah
"Ultimata Driving Machine Driver"welcome to IA!

[Evolunchbox]

Welcome! I am a BMW owner myself. I actually just won some races this weekend with it. 335i FTW

[///Mary]

Welcome! I am a BMW owner myself. I actually just won some races this weekend with it. 335i FTW

335i!?!? YUM!!!! pics?!?! is it stock?! what do you run!?

[chinitoxamor]

welcome to IA hahah.. already starting with love and hate.. wow.. IA is brutal haha

[GirlieZ]

justine i thought you were the ultimate driving machine...:thinking:
im a different kind of machine will! collins will tell you nothing! I just want the new girl to race mary, that is all

[GirlieZ]

dude wtf i swear im stock...
he def is stock, man he is sitting on those stock rims, come on now...however i do think he tried to throw a kitten under the hood to sound supercharged, kitty came out looking like dr. evil's....

[AnthonyF]

welcome but i am lol at 1/4 being 13.6


hahaha yea much better than your 14+ sec shitty z. so u talk shit on IM then u run away? im glad you talk shit to the wrong person. makes you feel tough? :thinking: :lmfao:

[GirlieZ]

^^read the whole thread, lack of correct deductive arguements annoy me

mary i guess you win bc ho ran away...14 sec vq's for the win! lol

[speedminded]

This thread bores me, it's entertaining in all the wrong ways. Where's the bimmer pics at?

[S II K]

im a different kind of machine will! collins will tell you nothing! I just want the new girl to race mary, that is all


haha oh god...i dont even want to know what kind of machine device you are to collins...



:lickpuss:+:idb:= :upchuck:

[S II K]

oh btw i met this sarah girl...her 325 is jdm and we had some baby maken in the back seat.



shit was intense!

[collins]

will, you are retarded.

anthony, why the hate, son?

[S II K]

will, you are retarded.

anthony, why the hate, son?



haha no collins i am well adukated.


btw guys i got boobie pictures of this girl. im telling you she rode me like seabiscuit!!! :boobies:

["B"]

Did this whore run or not?

[CRACKaLACKIN]

i dunno. probably