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xLSTONEx
07-08-2007, 11:55 PM
So what's up bitches. Im in the 2nd poorest contry in the western hemisphere and the women really want my nuts here. Like the 12 year old boys are begging to suck me off every 2 seconds. ha, but so far i've seen 1 S13 and a ghetto ass sentra, b13, even with the mexican front bumper like halfbaked's! But right now im staying at this place with a valcano about 2 miles away and its pretty pimp.

Fuck you all!!!!

Stormhammer
07-08-2007, 11:58 PM
why in the fuck are you in nicaragua?

xLSTONEx
07-09-2007, 12:03 AM
vacation

Leadfoot_mf
07-09-2007, 12:04 AM
he went there to get some "stuff" to pay for his block

xLSTONEx
07-09-2007, 12:07 AM
Im gonna bring back about 50 girls and whore them out when I get back!!!!

sullen
07-09-2007, 12:07 AM
why the hell would you wanna vacation in a shit hole?

quickdodgeŽ
07-09-2007, 12:09 AM
^^^ He said he was in Nicaragua, not your house. Later, QD.

sullen
07-09-2007, 12:11 AM
^^^ He said he was in Nicaragua, not your house. Later, QD.

my house is full of engines. thats no hell hole.

sullen
07-09-2007, 12:12 AM
Im gonna bring back about 50 girls and whore them out when I get back!!!!

how many STD's do you think you'll bring back with them? or with yourself...

xLSTONEx
07-09-2007, 12:17 AM
how many STD's do you think you'll bring back with them? or with yourself...
them... a good 150, me....probably only like 7.

Dracc
07-09-2007, 12:34 AM
bring me back about 12 keys of da good shit and i'll buy you a block in a week

Leadfoot_mf
07-09-2007, 12:36 AM
so are you going to make each chick import the "stuff" for u? good thinking 2 business propositions in 1.

sullen
07-09-2007, 12:46 AM
so are you going to make each chick import the "stuff" for u? good thinking 2 business propositions in 1.

this guy's got the right idea:boobies: :goodjob: just dont get any fuzz:police: on your tail for the pimpage.:no:

Dracc
07-09-2007, 01:32 AM
hahahahaha

NewGen33
07-09-2007, 02:03 AM
Nicaragua, is that safe? My teacher was told us about a job offer her husband got in Mexico where they would live in a protected area guarded by their military. If they ever left the premisis they had to be escorted by troops, and thats just Mexico.

Z32redondo
07-09-2007, 02:09 AM
Have fun with the parasite and shit that are crawling up and down that place. Tapeworms and shit. Fuck that shit.

Dracc
07-09-2007, 02:50 AM
get my damn blow damnit so i can make some money

quickdodgeŽ
07-09-2007, 07:46 AM
my house is full of engines. thats no hell hole.

If you say so. Later, QD.

ShooterMcGavin
07-09-2007, 05:36 PM
pics or ban!

"B"
07-09-2007, 06:26 PM
why in the fuck are you in nicaragua?


More importantly, why the fuck is he posting on IA while he is in Nicaragua?

ShooterMcGavin
07-09-2007, 06:28 PM
behold, the power of IA

Leadfoot_mf
07-09-2007, 07:59 PM
so who is going to go to Nicaragua to bail him out when he is arrested?

The Yousef
07-09-2007, 08:05 PM
i miss u.... :(

Leadfoot_mf
07-09-2007, 08:10 PM
i miss u.... :(

only cause u need someone to laugh at.

Lucky DAWG
07-10-2007, 01:45 AM
so let me get this straight.

u hate black people...
so you went to africa?

Hektik
07-10-2007, 01:50 AM
so let me get this straight.

u hate black people...
so you went to africa?


WTF AFRICA:???: :???: ..

Nicaragua is in Central America

RandomGuy
07-10-2007, 01:53 AM
so let me get this straight.

u hate black people...
so you went to africa?
just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any stupider

you post something like this





















and totally redeem yourself








btw dumbfuck, Nicaragua is not in Africa, its like in fuckin central america (hence he said WESTERN HEMISPHERE) DUMB FUCK even tho a small part of africa is on the west side, but still


lol wtf were u thinking... i know exactly what went thru ur head but the word is now censored on IA

Leadfoot_mf
07-10-2007, 08:00 AM
so let me get this straight.

u hate black people...
so you went to africa?

hahahahahahahaha you suck at geography.

BiH1320
07-10-2007, 08:17 AM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OOWNEDDDDDDD!

Lucky DAWG
07-10-2007, 01:41 PM
god damnit............................................ ................

lmao
i'll be sure to give myself a good kick in the ass later

Mr_Mischif
07-10-2007, 01:58 PM
so let me get this straight.

u hate black people...
so you went to africa?
I can sig that.

Dracc
07-10-2007, 02:27 PM
god damnit............................................ ................

lmao
i'll be sure to give myself a good kick in the ass later




and he's going to college in south carolina.. even worst lol thats why i left lol jp

Kamikaze
07-10-2007, 02:39 PM
god damnit............................................ ................

lmao
i'll be sure to give myself a good kick in the ass later

Forget all that. I think an emergency trip to Barnes & Noble is in order...

http://m1.freeshare.us/157fs751212.jpg

:lmfao:

Lucky DAWG
07-10-2007, 04:47 PM
and he's going to college in south carolina.. even worst lol thats why i left lol jp

haha don't lie you want to come back, you even admitted its the best ass around lol. and hey i'm also taking japanese like you did, go easy on me!

and thanks for the sig quote mr. mischief :lmfao:

i'll take all the ridiculing lightly, bc i deserved it. that was my dumbass moment of the month. random guy basically nailed it. I hear the word nicaragua and another word came to mind instantly off the bat that is not appropriate to say here for i do not want to get shot lol.

Hova
07-10-2007, 05:03 PM
Nicaragua ain't shit. I was crown king down in Africa, do you have any idea?