Nine Words Women Use

[Jerra]

This may be a re-post, but I thought it was funny...

Enjoy.

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Yeah, definitely a repost, lol !

[Jerra]

Eh...i looked and couldn't find it anywhere...its still funny as shit...

[Maniaç]

Women also say..

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh... what does that mean? lol!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Eh...i looked and couldn't find it anywhere...its still funny as shit...
Sure is, lol !
+1 anyways.

[ep9716]

Women also say..

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh... what does that mean? lol!

I Get That Alot....+1 If I Can

[Jennnzee]

Women also say..

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh... what does that mean? lol!

LOL

[eViLMunkey]

Matters on the tone of the "oh"s mostly they are.. you hit the right spot :goodjob: :idb:

[ep9716]

Matters on the tone of the "oh"s mostly they are.. you hit the right spot :goodjob: :idb:

Yes....................................... :bannana: +1 For You Too

Edit:You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

[Maniaç]

lol, yes i know.

[Maniaç]

LOLI just saw this, and what the fuck are you "LOL" about?

did i say something funny? Explain, Jenna?

[Jerra]

Women also say..

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh... what does that mean? lol!

Women say "Oh, oh, oh, oh..." when faking an orgasm so that they don't brusie the ego of the little guy trying his damndest to get her off, but he's about three inches too short...

Love ya!:goodjob:

[eViLMunkey]

that's why I said check for the variation in tone...

[Jerra]

LOL...you def need to listen for the tone of things...cuz an Oh... and an OHHHHHH!!!! are very different...

["B"]

Women also say..

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh... what does that mean? lol!

Alex, those aren't "oh's", they are "Ow's". Stop trying to fuck their belly buttons and they will change from "Ow's" to "HAHAHAHAHA's" like, "What the fuck is that? Your pinky?".

[eViLMunkey]

LOL...you def need to listen for the tone of things...cuz an Oh... and an OHHHHHH!!!! are very different...
Very true.. LoL :lmfao:

[Jerra]

Yup yup...

[Maniaç]

Alex, those aren't "oh's", they are "Ow's". Stop trying to fuck their belly buttons and they will change from "Ow's" to "HAHAHAHAHA's" like, "What the fuck is that? Your pinky?".lol! hell naw dude... i don't have to worry about some girl telling me that.. but thanks for your concern


Women say "Oh, oh, oh, oh..." when faking an orgasm so that they don't brusie the ego of the little guy trying his damndest to get her off, but he's about three inches too short...

Love ya!:goodjob:

wtf? jerra, how dare you. lol!! Well you are a girl.. but, even if a girl is faking it... you should be able to tell from their face expresion(sp) right?

but i did see that movie with that lady that was faking an orgasm in some restarunt... and some lady says.. " ill have what shes having" LOL!!!

[04CoorsCan]

but i did see that movie with that lady that was faking an orgasm in some restarunt... and some lady says.. " ill have what shes having" LOL!!!

When Harry met Sally.

[Maniaç]

When Harry met Sally. I guess. lol.

[Jerra]

lol! hell naw dude... i don't have to worry about some girl telling me that.. but thanks for your concern



wtf? jerra, how dare you. lol!! Well you are a girl.. but, even if a girl is faking it... you should be able to tell from their face expresion(sp) right?

but i did see that movie with that lady that was faking an orgasm in some restarunt... and some lady says.. " ill have what shes having" LOL!!!

Just doing what I do...

You should be able to tell, but some girls are just good at that shit...and at least she isn't telling you to get off of her so she can do it herself...LOL

[Jerra]

I'm mad two guys know what the movie "When Harry met Sally" is...one of my faves, but I'm a chick...haha

[Maniaç]

Just doing what I do...

You should be able to tell, but some girls are just good at that shit...and at least she isn't telling you to get off of her so she can do it herself...LOLlol, not bad dude... reps


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jerra again.

[Jerra]

Eh...its cool...I think I can rep you at least...

Edit..."You mut spread some reputation around before giving it to Maniac again.":(

[Jennnzee]

Alex.....I can laugh if I want to. Dont make me have this conversation with you again!

[Jerra]

LOL @ Jenn...He's fucking with you chicka...chillax...Laugh at the boy if you want to...everyone else does.

[Maniaç]

Not this again, Jenna... god damn... you think you can take ME on IA? please...

run along little girl.... *throws a hamburger*

[Maniaç]

LOL @ Jenn...He's fucking with you chicka...chillax...Laugh at the boy if you want to...everyone else does.

Jerra, stay out of this....

[Jerra]

Or you'll what?

["B"]

Or Maniac will put the smack down on both ya'll womenses.

[Maniaç]

lol, Jerra.. ill shove a pool stick up that ass.. and make you fucking swallow some pool balls...

ill be chilling smoking a cig, and playing with my nipples... just the thought of that is turning me on...

["B"]

OMGWTF Maniac.

[Jerra]

WTF Maniac...i'll kick you're ass one-handed...don't play...

[Maniaç]

lol. and jerra its "your" not "you're". just trying to help you out. :goodjob:

["B"]

WTF Maniac...i'll kick you're ass one-handed...don't play...


*Cartman voice*

Listen... WOMAN, you better get your little ass in the kitchen and make Alex a PIE. You hear me WOMAN, PIE...NOW.

[Jerra]

Yeah...you laugh now...and you know its true...don't even act all hard with me...

["B"]

Yeah...you laugh now...and you know its true...don't even act all hard with me...


Too late, any time you or SpeedMonkey talk; he gets like that.:lmfao:

[Maniaç]

Yeah...you laugh now...and you know its true...don't even act all hard with me...lol, if i see you ill bring this thread up.. im sure you'll be LYAOIRL too...

[Jerra]

HAHA...yeah...I'm sure you will.

[Sport1.3]

who fuckin cares, All woman are whores anyway

[Jerra]

I sense some negativity...some girl fucked you over huh?

[Sport1.3]

I sense some negativity...some girl fucked you over huh?


No, not really. I'm actually happily in a relationship with an awesome girl. She couldnt be more perfect for me.........but she's still a whore!!! :lmfao:

[Jennnzee]

By the way...I know Maniac is messing with me....I think I know him well enough to know that.

Real life FTW =)

[Maniaç]

^.^ xoxo.

[Jerra]

Maybe all women are whores.

yes...real life FTW...

[The Ninja]

Didn't b16a2 civic repost this a while back?

[Jerra]

I said it was probably a re-post...gah...

["B"]

DRINK BITCH

[OTG Signs]

I'd be astonished if a guy didn't already know all these, Jerra. ;)

[Jerra]

B...calm down...I have shit to do...LOL...other than drink.

And yes, it would be pretty astonishing, but there are a lot of dumb guys out there.

[Lizbiz101]

hahaha number 6 has got my name all over it. Number 3 comes in a close second.

[Jerra]

I def do the whole "Fine" thing...most of them have my name all over them...HAHA

[OTG Signs]

And yes, it would be pretty astonishing, but there are a lot of dumb guys out there.

On the contrary, there are equal amounts of dumb girls out there. As long as they don't procreate, we're good!

[Jerra]

True...but...girls get away with it...its the dumb ones who are cute...fat chicks are all sorts of witty and smart because they have to have something to offer...guys, well the dumb ones to tend to be more attractive...Eh,...they have dumb kids and the cycle continues...

[Lizbiz101]

if one parent is dumb, they are bound to rub off on the other parent. Before you know it the kids will be doing the same thing.

[OTG Signs]

True...but...girls get away with it...its the dumb ones who are cute...fat chicks are all sorts of witty and smart because they have to have something to offer...guys, well the dumb ones to tend to be more attractive...Eh,...they have dumb kids and the cycle continues...

Although not entirely true, I see what you're saying.

There are a few exceptions, but for the most part, cute girls are stupid as shit. Thicker girls can debate senators all day long. Just like guys that aren't exactly "sex idols", they need to be using their A-game at all times.

[OTG Signs]

if one parent is dumb, they are bound to rub off on the other parent. Before you know it the kids will be doing the same thing.

I literally laughed aloud at this!

[Jerra]

Thats all I was saying...you can't make statements based on the exception...you must speak in general about the rule.

[Jerra]

LOL @ LIz...reps if i can

[Lizbiz101]

I literally laughed aloud at this! it's sad but true.

["B"]

B...calm down...I have shit to do...LOL...other than drink.



Impossible.:lmfao:

[OTG Signs]

Thats all I was saying...you can't make statements based on the exception...you must speak in general about the rule.

Indeed! I search for the exception, but am generally sucked into the rule.

[OTG Signs]

it's sad but true.

Pretty much! I know a few cases of this disease spreading!

[Jerra]

No B...i do have a life. Promise.

Andrew...there are a few exceptions, but most bitches is bitches...thats all...most chicks are just like everyone else...no matter how much they proclaim to be different.

[OTG Signs]

Andrew...there are a few exceptions, but most bitches is bitches...thats all...most chicks are just like everyone else...no matter how much they proclaim to be different.

Pretty much.

You like how every guy says he's different too? ;)

[Jerra]

Yeah...its cute. People are the same...predictable...and in the end...everyone is the same, some people just hide it better than others.

[OTG Signs]

Yeah...its cute. People are the same...predictable...and in the end...everyone is the same, some people just hide it better than others.

Pretty much!

Although, how often have you been taken to salsa dancing and jumping from a roof into a closed-off pool? ;)

[Jerra]

Pretty much!

Although, how often have you been taken to salsa dancing and jumping from a roof into a closed-off pool? ;)

I am white, I have no rythm. Salsa dancing would end with a broken ankle. The pool thing would be cool I guess.

Um...now, I hate to say it, but I'm not most chicks...I don't want to be swept off my feet...just...equal.

[OTG Signs]

I am white, I have no rythm. Salsa dancing would end with a broken ankle. The pool thing would be cool I guess.

Um...now, I hate to say it, but I'm not most chicks...I don't want to be swept off my feet...just...equal.

I'm not one to sweep girls of their feet. I just like to have fun, and give them a fun stab at something they probably haven't done before.

I'm white and I dance regularly. An oxymoron if there was one.

[Jerra]

No me...I don't dance unless its slow or I'm drunk.

I like to have fun...but I've always been one of the guys. I'm not so much a romantic...but I am a chick...so I have to like some level of mushy shit.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

1) Fuck
2) Me
3) Harder
4) J.J.
5) You
6) Are
7) The
8) Fucking
9) MAN!!!!!!!!!

[OTG Signs]

No me...I don't dance unless its slow or I'm drunk.

I like to have fun...but I've always been one of the guys. I'm not so much a romantic...but I am a chick...so I have to like some level of mushy shit.

Mushy shit... you like beanbag chairs too? ;)

I do all types of dancing. Didn't know I could until I went to Mama's Primetime with friends a few years back and picked up on it ever since.

[Jerra]

They are amazing.

Not my thing. I know I can't...LOL

[OTG Signs]

They are amazing.

Not my thing. I know I can't...LOL

I talked one of my lady-friends to come with me to the dance studio where I do salsa. She swears she can't and won't dance, but i'll have her out there shakin ass. hehe

[Jerra]

I did belly dancing once, but that never got used for actual dancing...just um...hip movements...LOL

[OTG Signs]

I did belly dancing once, but that never got used for actual dancing...just um...hip movements...LOL

Like "welcome to raisins" hip movements?

http://www.southpark.dsl.pipex.com/images/epiimgs/epi714/714-3.jpg

[Jerra]

LOL...no.

[OTG Signs]

LOL...no.

Oh, 'cause I fuckin rock at doing the Welcome to Raisins.

[Jerra]

I'll remember that...

[OTG Signs]

I'll remember that...

Hahaha

And nine words women use:

1) No
2) Honey
3) It
4) Doesn't
5) Go
6) There
7) It
8) Hurts
9) Bad

[Jerra]

LOL...ew...exit only. I will never get that shit...