IA Racial Draft 2007 Edition

[RandomGuy]

Last one we had, was in about mid 2005, and it sucked.... I believe the asian delegation pwnd the black delegation and the hispanic delegation (aka mexican delegation) was AWOL.

DISCLAIMER**:Please keep the thread clean and free of racism to abide by our new rules (LOLOL)

First one I'm gonna have to draft is Droptopdrifter to the Mexican delegation for excessive use of decals :)

I'm going to have to undraft The Yousef from the Asian delegation to the white delegation, why? just because.

I'm going to have to doubledraft Dracc11 stampsies no unstampsies to the black delegation for excessive blackness.

Maniac is now part of the asian delegation because of his obsession for myspace.

Never_finished is no longer part of the mexican delegation and now he's back to the white delegation pending his new v8 musclecar.

Speedmonkey is now part of the white delegation because I honestly dont think he even knows spanish anymore.


POST UP YOUR DRAFT PICKS


RIP Old Dirty Bastard, Asian Delegation

[2.0civic]

im a mutt :/

[4dmin]

bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sweet its back!!!

[Brett]

I want in the black delegation this time

[Humphrizzle]

i dont know many people...

[Ed]

i've got a big wing on my car...

does that make me mexican?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I drive a Civic but speak the Spanish...What does that put me in?

Edit*** Mexican huh?

[ep9716]

i've got a big wing on my car...

does that make me mexican?
LOL............................................... ......Maybe:ninja:

[DieselNuts]

I drive a Civic but speak the Spanish...What does that put me in?

Edit*** Mexican huh?
yep, mexican. no question about it.

[SLOWLYbtngU]

yep, mexican. no question about it.

Hmm..Aint that some shit...

And before when I ownedd a 240? Asian?

[DieselNuts]

Hmm..Aint that some shit...

And before when I ownedd a 240? Asian?
thats how this game is played...

[Halfwit]

i mean mug EVERYONE when i drive my crx, cause of the huge intercooler....where do i belong?

[DieselNuts]

well, it depends. How often is your car actually running?

[Halfwit]

for the past 5 days now, but on account it is now, i put it on a uhaul trailor on my truck, and drive around, still with the mean mug.

[DieselNuts]

Well, given the fact that you constantly mean mug, I would say you belong to the black deligation, but thats not for me to decide...

[ep9716]

I'm Mexican And Don't Have A Honda(Drive My Dads F-350 lolz)...Where That Put Me?

[DieselNuts]

is it a work truck with more dirt on the floorboard than on the ground?

[ep9716]

is it a work truck with more dirt on the floorboard than on the ground?

No Its A VERY CLEAN Nice Looking Two Tone Black And Tan F-350 2000 Not For Work...:no:

[chnco]

If we have sex with the white constituents, what does that mean?

[eViLMunkey]

I have more half assed mods on my car(s) but I do own a 4wd vehicle that is constantly covered in some form of dirt, sand, mud, and sometimes I have no clue... but no Duct tape anywhere...

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol.....................i think im still white though:(

[bigdare23]

I want in the black delegation this time


sorry brett your penis must be atleast 8in :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

WHITE POWER MUTHAFUCKAS!

[Dirty Octopus™]

I've been told that im not black but id like to be...
what i gotta do to be black? :thinking:

I mean... i use the word Niggah rrreeeeaallllyyyy loosely. does that count for anything? :dunno:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I've been told that im not black but id like to be...
what i gotta do to be black? :thinking:

I mean... i use the word Niggah rrreeeeaallllyyyy loosely. does that count for anything? :dunno:

nope...White Delegation for you... Matches your white del sol...Oh and your inner being. :yes:

[Killer]

lol... there is no way for me to be in anything but the white delegation...




i drive a 94 toyota pickup.. lifted and on 33's....



so yeah WHITE POWER!!!

[Dirty Octopus™]

nope...White Delegation for you... Matches your white del sol...Oh and your inner being. :yes:
whatever dude. :gay:
dont hate... :tongue1:
go get sum married island man-bone :yes:
fuckin boobie trapper

[DieselNuts]

im white, but I was born in Decatur and mostly listen to rap....where does that put me?

[Dirty Octopus™]

im white, but I was born in Decatur and mostly listen to rap....where does that put me?
Bosnian :goodjob:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

im white, but I was born in Decatur and mostly listen to rap....where does that put me?
The gray delegation....Your fucking confused.. :yes: lol

[Killer]

im white, but I was born in Decatur and mostly listen to rap....where does that put me?


the "confused and don't know what you are delegation"....

or the "deserve to be shot delegation"

[SLOWLYbtngU]

whatever dude. :gay:
dont hate... :tongue1:
go get sum married island man-bone :yes:
fuckin boobie trapper
Not my fault your from St. Thomas...Fuckin islanders..I swear..

[SLOWLYbtngU]

Bosnian :goodjob:
Oh shit..That works too!

[Ed]

the wigga delegation?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Not my fault your from St. Thomas...Fuckin islanders..I swear..
just go sfuck something... :yes:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

just go sfuck something... :yes:
I will! :D


Bitch

[Dirty Octopus™]

I will! :D


Bitch
i know... you naste bich :tongue1:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

i know... you naste bich :tongue1:
Hater...That is why your in the White Delegation...You can't hang with the Brown!!! The Brown is too much for you!

[Dirty Octopus™]

Hater...That is why your in the White Delegation...You can't hang with the Brown!!! The Brown is too much for you!
bitch i made you!

[DieselNuts]

this racial draft sucks compaired to the last one...this one isnt even a draft...

[SLOWLYbtngU]

bitch i made you!
Made me what??? Oh Lord...Hold on...

::puts on bullshit resistant suit::

Ok..GO!

[Dirty Octopus™]

Made me what??? Oh Lord...Hold on...

::puts on bullshit resistant suit::

Ok..GO!
... i didnt make you do anything...
i just made you.
simply put. :headslap:

go fuck a rock! :yes:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

... i didnt make you do anything...
i just made you.
simply put. :headslap:

go fuck a rock! :yes:

I swear your lil' bullshit comments rub me the wrong way...

You made me huh? I need to ask my mom about this. I could have sworn I was 100% Puerto Rican and not half bitch...shit.

[Dirty Octopus™]

I swear your lil' bullshit comments rub me the wrong way...

You made me huh? I need to ask my mom about this. I could have sworn I was 100% Puerto Rican and not half bitch...shit.
you're so e-sensitive... :gay:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

you're so e-sensitive... :gay:
Suck my e-sensitive dong...

Fuckin' Fuckin' White fuckin' boy... Fuck.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Bosnian :goodjob:
Haha, im Bosnian.
I lived in Decatur and I listen to rap music, lol !

[HalfBaked]

I'm white, but my car never runs right so I bum rides.

I'm a college drop out and I have a dead end job.

So...does that throw me in with the blacks?

[SLOWLYbtngU]

I'm white, but my car never runs right so I bum rides.

I'm a college drop out and I have a dead end job.

So...does that throw me in with the blacks?
Yes

[OneSlow5pt0]

I'm white, but my car never runs right so I bum rides.

I'm a college drop out and I have a dead end job.

So...does that throw me in with the blacks?

do u have any baby mommas?or bad credit?

[Dirty Octopus™]

Haha, im Bosnian.
I lived in Decatur and I listen to rap music, lol !
are you for realz? :thinking:

[SLOWLYbtngU]

do u have any baby mommas?or bad credit?
More importantly..Do they have proof that you are the father? If not then you are a Latino...

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

are you for realz? :thinking:
Yup !
Is that a problem :thinking:

[eViLMunkey]

Not my fault your from St. Thomas...Fuckin islanders..I swear..
What's wrong with islanders, I live on an Island... now

[SLOWLYbtngU]

What's wrong with islanders, I live on an Island... now
::whispers::I am from Puerto Rico....

[eViLMunkey]

::whispers::I am from Puerto Rico....


:doh:

["B"]

"B" = Captain of the "Royal Delegation of Crackers"

[Ed]

"B" = Captain of the "Royal Delegation of Crackers"

ghey.

[eViLMunkey]

Cracka ass cracka!

[RandomGuy]

i mean mug EVERYONE when i drive my crx, cause of the huge intercooler....where do i belong?
this is a tough one....

Part of you wants to be in the black delegation.... the rest wants to be a white or azn..... let me ask you this


If its a boosted D series CRX, then you're white, if its a boosted B series CRX then you're azn, if its a N/A D15, then you're clearly mexican....


so damn unfortunately i think you're white....

["B"]

Unfortunately white? Why you gotta be so harsh on the crackas?

[DeutscheBAG!]

I want in the black delegation this time
you need to turn in that klan outfit :screwy:

just because u rock'n a crotch rocket doesn't make you a ruff rider just yet ;)

[Stormhammer]

I WANNA BE DRAFTED! PICK ME PICK ME!

[Crazy Asian]

ASIAN PWNAGE BITCH!!! I EAT DOGS WITH WASABI!!!!

[Ed]

I WANNA BE DRAFTED! PICK ME PICK ME!

you drive a beat up mitsubishi. you can go in the latin/mexican delegation.

:D

[Maniac=Bitch]

i say degrade maniac to the bitch delagation that sounds about rite

[A1EX]

this is a tough one....

Part of you wants to be in the black delegation.... the rest wants to be a white or azn..... let me ask you this


If its a boosted D series CRX, then you're white, if its a boosted B series CRX then you're azn, if its a N/A D15, then you're clearly mexican....


so damn unfortunately i think you're white....
so what delegation are you in?

[The Ren]

holy hell your alive..

[Bballjamal]

Bballin to the Black Delegation ftMOTHERFUCKINGw

[Driftk1d350z]

well i drive a black 350z roadster with 20" chrome rims and 2 TVs so does that make me back?

[RandomGuy]

well i drive a black 350z roadster with 20" chrome rims and 2 TVs so does that make me back?
or a member of the azn delegation with influence from the black congregation. AKA: Chigger

[Driftk1d350z]

or a member of the azn delegation with influence from the black congregation. AKA: Chigger

does that mean i know all the kung fu AND have a big penis??!!

[RandomGuy]

does that mean i know all the kung fu AND have a big penis??!!
no that means you can't drive and have bad credit

[Driftk1d350z]

no that means you can't drive and have bad credit

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

only asians females between the ages of 28 and 80 cant drive

and asian males between the age of 30 and 80 cant drive.

[OneSlow5pt0]

what am i?

[RandomGuy]

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa

only asians females between the ages of 28 and 80 cant drive

and asian males between the age of 30 and 80 cant drive.80 year old asians? NO WAI

thats only in the movies man

Asians have hard lives they can't live past 50, its impossible. They have to worry about nuclear warfare, sweatshops, supplying the world with low quality goods, Making SSautochrome turbos, godzilla attacks, black people, etc etc.

[RandomGuy]

what am i?
a emo, automatic stock rotary driving, wanna be streetracing evos and winning, post whoring n00b, punk bitch.

[Driftk1d350z]

80 year old asians? NO WAI

thats only in the movies man

Asians have hard lives they can't live past 50, its impossible. They have to worry about nuclear warfare, sweatshops, supplying the world with low quality goods, Making SSautochrome turbos, godzilla attacks, black people, etc etc.

hmm very true, i too worry about godzilla attacks and supply the world with low quality goods on a daily basis, however i did not know my life expectancy is the age of 50.

damn my dads almost 50!:eek:

[Driftk1d350z]

a emo, automatic stock rotary driving, wanna be streetracing evos and winning, post whoring n00b, punk bitch.

ohhhhh BURN!!

[RandomGuy]

hmm very true, i too worry about godzilla attacks and supply the world with low quality goods on a daily basis, however i did not know my life expectancy is the age of 50.

damn my dads almost 50!:eek:
yessir, you better get a nice insurance policy and do what azns are best at

FRAUD (contrary to popular belief they PWN the Nigerians when it comes to fraud, the azn persuasion just doesn't get caught, but in their DNA, fraudulence is encoded, I've seen it with my own eyes under a microscope)

[The Ren]

So who have you named to be the Draft Choosers for each delegation?

[HalfBaked]

I think I should draft the White folk.

[OneSlow5pt0]

a emo, automatic stock rotary driving, wanna be streetracing evos and winning, post whoring n00b, punk bitch.

:lmfao: ...isnt their a starion that needs fixing somewhere:goodjob:

[Leadfoot_mf]

:lmfao: ...isnt their a starion that needs fixing somewhere:goodjob:
all starions need fixin everywhere.

[Driftk1d350z]

i would like to draft chuck norris to the asian delegation

we win

/thread

[OneSlow5pt0]

all starions need fixin everywhere.

true

[Z33_kid]

i needa join one lol

[Double_0_Rusty]

i wanna be drafted...i drive an 07 ram with 20's and billet grill and a system so where does that rand me?

[TRDwasiq]

Athian

[Jecht]

I'm pale white, blonde, and have blue eyes so I guess that automatically puts me into the white delegation. lol

[OneSlow5pt0]

I'm pale white, blonde, and have blue eyes so I guess that automatically puts me into the white delegation. lol

we also go by white devils

[Jecht]

we also go by white devils

Whatever. :thinking:

[CSquared]

We the white delagation draft tiger woods and justinsane.

[Jecht]

We the white delagation draft tiger woods and justinsane.

I think anyone who plays golf instantly qualifies. :lmao:

[OneSlow5pt0]

I think anyone who plays golf instantly qualifies. :lmao:

or hockey.like that one black hockey player.hes now white,lol

[CSquared]

lol...

[RandomGuy]

lol damn chris i dont even know what delegation to put you in

you play guitar(white), yet you have an mk2 and mk3(azn), you're unemployed(black)


hrmmmmm damn this is a tough one? Too close to call, anyone know?

I say we just call it the cramerizking delegation

[RandomGuy]

i wanna be drafted...i drive an 07 ram with 20's and billet grill and a system so where does that rand me?
well if you just said 07 Ram, then it'd be a no brainer, white delegation

but then you added those 20 inch rims, so its like 50/50 white-black delegation

but then the billet grill pushed it more towards the negroids so you're in the black delegation, congratulations.

[RandomGuy]

I'm pale white, blonde, and have blue eyes so I guess that automatically puts me into the white delegation. lol
nah you're in the dakota fanning delegation

[RandomGuy]

I think I should draft the White folk.
make your pick!

[Double_0_Rusty]

well if you just said 07 Ram, then it'd be a no brainer, white delegation

but then you added those 20 inch rims, so its like 50/50 white-black delegation

but then the billet grill pushed it more towards the negroids so you're in the black delegation, congratulations.

haha that explains why I love eating fried chicken and watermelon while drinking Kool Aid. Fuckin Sweet.

[Jecht]

nah you're in the dakota fanning delegation

LMAO well at least you didn't call me a Nazi. :goodjob:

[Double_0_Rusty]

so the black delagation kicked me out........need a place to call home....anyone need a white boy?

[Brut]

I'm a mut I'm half asian half white but I look asian. But the asian people always say I look asian but they can see the white so they don't want me. The white people say I'm asian because my eyes are slanted and I have black hair even though i tell them I am half white. WTH do I go? I drive a honda

[RandomGuy]

so the black delagation kicked me out........need a place to call home....anyone need a white boy?youre now in the homeless reject delegation

[RandomGuy]

I'm a mut I'm half asian half white but I look asian. But the asian people always say I look asian but they can see the white so they don't want me. The white people say I'm asian because my eyes are slanted and I have black hair even though i tell them I am half white. WTH do I go? I drive a honda
hrm so you're unwanted by multiple races?


--->> Black delegation

[Double_0_Rusty]

hrm so you're unwanted by multiple races?


--->> Black delegation

I dont want the Homeless delagation, dang it! lol

Oh yeah they'll kick him out too.

[Nomad!]

sorry brett your penis must be atleast 8in :lmfao:
I don't know first hand but, Brett's boy toy said that Brett is hung like an embryo :lmfao: