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Kevykev
03-14-2005, 02:16 PM
So i felt like some Chinese due to the processor bringing in some sweet-scented carryout lunch.

Anyway, Alex, Myslef and another collegue head over to the China Buffet across the street for some tasty lunch: :D

So we're having some good servings of schiskabob(sp?) Lo-mein, fried rice, dumplins etc.

So i'm all into my lunch, enjoying it and stuff when i notice that some words are being exchanged. So i glance up to see Alex talking to one of the servers.

Apparently they're discussing the reciept

Server (with accent): Here is your ticket
**Alex take tickets and tear them apart**
Alex: So where is my reciept?
Server(offended by tearing action):You go pay at counter then they give you receipt!
Alex: Huh?
Server: You take this to counter and go pay and they give you receipt
Alex: Okay
Server(very aggresively): You understand? Okay..... OKAY.... OKAY
Alex: Alright
**now at this point we're Crakin' up like WTF...where did this come from???
Server: (comes Back to the table)Do you want to pay me, i give you receipt??
Alex: No that's ok, Thank You
**now at this point we can't contain ourselves, this shit is overwhelmingly Hilarious***
--At this point Alex is pissed so he knock over the Soy sauce on the table---
and i'm like Yo wtf? (laughing my ass of as the puddle of soy sauce increases over the surface--- So I pick it back up.

So we get up to go pay, walk over to the counter while reminiscing on what just happend and Alex Noticed that his jacket is gone.
He walkes back to the table and homeboy TOOK HIS JACKET....not sure what words were exchanged there...

Moral of the story
RESPECT YOU SERVER OR YOU'LL BE _ _ n 3 d !!!

carrascopa
03-14-2005, 02:20 PM
YA! THAT DUDE WANTED TO FIGHT ME..

HE TOLD ME HE'LL GIVE ME MY J ACKET AND ASKED IF I WOULD GIVE HIM A SERVICE FEE

I TOLD HIM NO AND HE SAID NO.. YOU GIVEME A SERVICE FEE.. i THAN SAID AND I QUOTE

" FUCK YOU "

THAN HIS HOMEBOY GRABBED THE FUCKING NOUN CHUCKS OFF THE WALL AND STARTED SWINGING THEM SHITS LIKE BRUCE LEE!

I PAID AND WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE THAT I DESTROYED WITH COOKIES AND SOY SAUCE AND GAVE THE GUY HIS SERVIE FEE HE ASKED FOR....... A SINGLE PENNY

YO FOR REAL THIS DUDE WAS FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD.. IM GOING BACK THERE TOMORROW AND REQUESTING HIS SERVICE!

HyPer50
03-14-2005, 02:32 PM
So.... why'd you tear up the ticket in the first place?

carrascopa
03-14-2005, 02:39 PM
So.... why'd you tear up the ticket in the first place?

I TOOK THE PRINTED OUT RECEIPT OFF OF THE NADWRITTEN TICKET TO RETAIN FOR MY MONTHLY EXPENSE REIMBURSEMENT ACCOUNT

AND HOME BOY FLIPPEDOUT

HyPer50
03-14-2005, 02:41 PM
Ohhhh ok, you seperated the two... I thought dude was saying you tore the check in half, as if you weren't going to pay for it.

carrascopa
03-14-2005, 02:47 PM
NOPE THAT WAS NOT THE CASE

SE-Romeo
03-14-2005, 02:48 PM
ahhahaha thats great!

Kevykev
03-14-2005, 02:49 PM
Ohhhh ok, you seperated the two... I thought dude was saying you tore the check in half, as if you weren't going to pay for it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa
Now that would've been some shit!

Chuckster
03-14-2005, 02:56 PM
funny shit
next time tear the check

Kevykev
03-14-2005, 03:01 PM
^ HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's BOLD!

Cliff
03-14-2005, 03:25 PM
man kevin you are such an instigator

A.P. Photography
03-14-2005, 03:29 PM
now if only someone could have got that on tape. :lmfao:

carrascopa
03-14-2005, 03:33 PM
WORD YO.. I THOUGHT ABOUT TAKIN SOME PICS OF HOMEBOY WITH MY PHONE.. BUT IT WASNT GONNA BE PRETTY IF I STARTED SNAPPIN PICS

Kevykev
03-14-2005, 03:34 PM
now if only someone could have got that on tape. :lmfao:

All bullshit aside, you should've seen how serious the servers face was...

Yah know...we're over here tryin to keep a straight face (almost cracked up) and the server's lookin' at Alex like "Yo WTF is your problem"

:lmfao:

Cliff
03-14-2005, 03:38 PM
lol ya'll really should go back to eat there tomorrow....

AznTraitor
03-14-2005, 03:41 PM
fuk it ! Alex was keeping it "ST" style!

Brett
03-14-2005, 04:14 PM
DAMN ALEX, I WANNA GO WITH YA!! LOL

A.P. Photography
03-14-2005, 04:53 PM
All bullshit aside, you should've seen how serious the servers face was...

Yah know...we're over here tryin to keep a straight face (almost cracked up) and the server's lookin' at Alex like "Yo WTF is your problem"

:lmfao:
I can appreciate the intensity of the situation, but it would have been priceless with pics.
Alex, you need to go back tomorrow and eat there.

TKellarB
03-14-2005, 05:17 PM
OMG - That is tooo funny - we should get a big group to go tomm and sit in this guys section!

iNsTuN nOoDoH
03-14-2005, 09:09 PM
hahaha damn asians... I've never seen a restaurant with Nunchucks though...

Kevykev
03-14-2005, 09:14 PM
^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ruah_23
03-14-2005, 10:07 PM
WTF is a nounchucks??
Bwahah that's some funny shit though :lmfao::lmfao:

Dragonfly5338
03-14-2005, 10:10 PM
nunchucks are what michelangelo used as his weapon on teenage mutant ninja turtles.

btw - good job alex, holdin' it down ST style!

ruah_23
03-14-2005, 10:35 PM
nunchucks are what michelangelo used as his weapon on teenage mutant ninja turtles.

btw - good job alex, holdin' it down ST style!

Oh now I can imagine!Bwahaha
That shit is funny.I can't beleive he actually do that...:lmfao:

Kevykev
03-29-2005, 02:48 PM
haven't been back since :(

Leisa
03-29-2005, 02:53 PM
Nothing like bringing back a post from the dead!

Kevykev
03-29-2005, 03:00 PM
yo homegirl, the last post was made on the 14th of the current month

so this is't considered "DEAD" okay, you have a prollum you come say it to my face Okay!!!???

Rabunchic
03-29-2005, 03:04 PM
Get back in your cage Kev!

Kevykev
03-29-2005, 03:10 PM
wtf? you want some???