Blah....

[itsjustdee]

this weather sucks.

btw, good morning fuckers :)

[Sammich]

HEY milf

[itsjustdee]

helloooooooooo pbs :) how are you this shitty monday morning?

[Sammich]

if you asked me last shit monday morning, i would have been in agreement, but only thing that makes this monday morning shit is no pussy wake up call lol. other than that i'm straight.

[itsjustdee]

lmao!
i haven't had sex since i got pregnant :( fucking piece of shit.

[Killer]

lmao!
i haven't had sex since i got pregnant :( fucking piece of shit.


starship is dees new best friend..... lol.




just don't get anything too long.. you don't want to poke the baby in the eye...

[Sammich]

i haven't had sex since i got pregnant

i can fix that

[itsjustdee]

starship is dees new best friend..... lol.




just don't get anything too long.. you don't want to poke the baby in the eye...

lol that's not true. the doctor says i can have sex and it wont hurt the baby. plus my baby is only an inch long right now so it really can't poke shit. haha

[sullen]

ha, when he comes out, that'll be why he doesn't like being slapped upside the head.




starship is dees new best friend..... lol.




just don't get anything too long.. you don't want to poke the baby in the eye...




so jump your bf/hubby when he comes home now.

[Killer]

lol that's not true. the doctor says i can have sex and it wont hurt the baby. plus my baby is only an inch long right now so it really can't poke shit. haha

there's a difference in sex and a 4ft dildo sugar....


"too long" was the key word! lol...






















almost threw up thinking about that.... :(

[DieselNuts]

lmao!
i haven't had sex since i got pregnant :( fucking piece of shit.
how long have you been prego?

[itsjustdee]

ha, when he comes out, that'll be why he doesn't like being slapped upside the head.








so jump your bf/hubby when he comes home now.

no bf/hubby here! lol all he did was donate the sperm!

[itsjustdee]

how long have you been prego?

i'm 11 weeks....i conceived on cinco de mayo. ha....i knew i shouldn't have had sex drunk. lmao

[Sammich]

can i donate? i can put it on my resume as community service

[itsjustdee]

there's a difference in sex and a 4ft dildo sugar....


"too long" was the key word! lol...






















almost threw up thinking about that.... :(

ew that's gross dude. lmao. plus i'm not into using dildos....i'd ratherjust wait for the real thing. lol :yes:

[itsjustdee]

can i donate? i can put it on my resume as community service

eww noo.......! :no: i skurred.

[Killer]

ew that's gross dude. lmao. plus i'm not into using dildos....i'd ratherjust wait for the real thing. lol :yes:


GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GEE! ALRIGHT!!!!

[Leisa]

Congrats Dee.....

[Sammich]

eww noo.......! :no: i skurred.

what you skurred for:thinking:

[itsjustdee]

Congrats Dee.....

thank youuuuuu!

[itsjustdee]

what you skurred for:thinking:

skurred of..................

[itsjustdee]

where is kelly today?

[Sammich]

i don't know where kelly is...and i don't see why you are scared of the black man's D...

[itsjustdee]

i don't know where kelly is...and i don't see why you are scared of the black man's D...

i just heard stories...that's all! lmao :idb:

[Sammich]

don't knock it until you try it.

[itsjustdee]

don't knock it until you try it.


yeah but...shit...lol

[Sammich]

aww come on i ensure satisfaction...if need be i wont go all the way in:D

[itsjustdee]

aww come on i ensure satisfaction...if need be i wont go all the way in:D

nigga you's engaged. i'm a tell yo wifey!

[Killer]

where is kelly today?

she was on earlier... i think she's just busy at work...

[Sammich]

nigga you's engaged. i'm a tell yo wifey!

what she don't know won't hurt her:D :love:

[Killer]

what she don't know won't hurt her:D :love:


u sir are horrible....

[itsjustdee]

what she don't know won't hurt her:D :love:

oh geezus. i swear all guys are assholes. lol

[Killer]

oh geezus. i swear all guys are assholes. lol


no ma'am... you are incorrect....

[Kelly]

Hi Dee, I'm here! *waves*

Have a good weekend?

[itsjustdee]

no ma'am... you are incorrect....

i am not incorrect. all guys are assholes!

lol that asshole tried to tell me not all guys are, he turned out to be one of them.

[itsjustdee]

Hi Dee, I'm here! *waves*

Have a good weekend?

*waves*

hellooooo miss chante.

my weekend sucked like always. i stay home, eat, and watch movies all day :)

how about yours my dear?

[Killer]

i am not incorrect. all guys are assholes!

lol that asshole tried to tell me not all guys are, he turned out to be one of them.


you are completely incorrect....


some guys use that as a "line" ask kelly, i'm not one of those guys...

[sullen]

so we are. but then we have another side. but everybody likes to have fun at the disadvantage of others... some of us are ACTUALLY GOOD GUYS...like me, i just dont act like it. but im the guy who stops everything to help someone. lots of us are like that.

[Kelly]

*waves*

hellooooo miss chante.

my weekend sucked like always. i stay home, eat, and watch movies all day :)

how about yours my dear?

It was pretty good. We cooked out and swam all day at Kyle's parents house and yesterday I went to church/bible school meeting/wedding shower then out to eat and to a friends house that night. So I was busy.

You're so coming to our next WII night. Yes mam

[itsjustdee]

you are completely incorrect....


some guys use that as a "line" ask kelly, i'm not one of those guys...

yeah i guess so. i still think all guys are jerks. lol

[itsjustdee]

It was pretty good. We cooked out and swam all day at Kyle's parents house and yesterday I went to church/bible school meeting/wedding shower then out to eat and to a friends house that night. So I was busy.

You're so coming to our next WII night. Yes mam

I'm gonna be in Ohio tomorrow until Sunday. So maybe next week?

[Killer]

so we are. but then we have another side. but everybody likes to have fun at the disadvantage of others... some of us are ACTUALLY GOOD GUYS...like me, i just dont act like it. but im the guy who stops everything to help someone. lots of us are like that.


true...

[Kelly]

you are completely incorrect....

some guys use that as a "line" ask kelly, i'm not one of those guys...

He's really not. I mean, he's not always Prince Charming lol, but he's a pretty good one. I think I'll keep him :D

I'm not perfect either... even though my momma & daddy say I am :ninja:

[sullen]

im prince albert if that means anything to you...

[Kelly]

I'm gonna be in Ohio tomorrow until Sunday. So maybe next week?
Works for me... I've got lots going on this week so...

But it's on for next week :yes:

[Sammich]

u sir are horrible....

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i take after you...whoops i wasn't suppose to say that around kells:ninja:


oh geezus. i swear all guys are assholes. lol

lolol...i'm with killer though, not all guys are assholes, some are, some aren't. its just like us saying, 'i swear all girls are hoes'. in reality there are some hoes, and some arent.:D

[itsjustdee]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: i take after you...whoops i wasn't suppose to say that around kells:ninja:



lolol...i'm with killer though, not all guys are assholes, some are, some aren't. its just like us saying, 'i swear all girls are hoes'. in reality there are some hoes, and some arent.:D

yeah i guess.....lol

[Sammich]

point made..case closed...sex in a minute?!?!? lol j/k HI KELLY

[ShooterMcGavin]

damn and here we thought ricky killed u or something :D

gl w/the pregnancy...and i think ur title should read "MYLF" :goodjob:

[itsjustdee]

damn and here we thought ricky killed u or something :D

gl w/the pregnancy...and i think ur title should read "MYLF" :goodjob:

he wishes.

thanks :) i'm excited.!