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canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 06:07 PM
so ive ordered a replacement phone for my current phone since its was messed up, but the warenty doesnt cover it broken. i got pissed off this morning at it, and i snapped it in half.

whats a good lie to tell them about the phone that how it broke?

sullen
07-01-2007, 06:09 PM
um, you dropped it... or your cat knocked it off the nightstand and it broke...

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 06:10 PM
well i broke it right at the hinge joint where it flips up.

i was thinking i drop it on the road and a car ran it over. any other ideas?

_Christian_
07-01-2007, 06:11 PM
the warenty doesnt cover it broken.
i dont think it matters how you broke it, because either way it's BROKEN!

sullen
07-01-2007, 06:11 PM
well, the warantee wont cover being run over by a car.... ha. you flipped it open and it snapped off....?

quickdodgeŽ
07-01-2007, 06:12 PM
you flipped it open and it snapped off....?

Thus proving again that reading is NOT your forte. Read his last goddamn sentence in his first post, Mark Twain. Later, QD.

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 06:13 PM
no , had it open, since the screen kept flashing and shit, i was pissed off already, and just push the top part, and snapped it in the center.

ep9716
07-01-2007, 06:13 PM
Damn Ur Fucked HAHAHA....Say It Wont Power On, Ship It Out And Then Say The Shipping Fucked It Up LOL IDK MAN

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 06:15 PM
well yeh, but whats the odds of it breaking in half in an envelope?

sullen
07-01-2007, 06:18 PM
well, the mailman dropped it....

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 06:24 PM
well here are some pics of it, lol. i dont care, as long as im not paying for anything to get a replacement.

looks okay here
http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/12/p1010691rn4.jpg

some carnage
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/892/p1010692ba4.jpg
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7922/p1010693fe0.jpg

the most carnage, lol, this is why im fucked
http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/275/p1010694zp5.jpg

ep9716
07-01-2007, 06:45 PM
Damn....Hey Is It Insured? If It Is Just Say You Lost It And They Send You A Replacement.

CSquared
07-01-2007, 06:48 PM
Your were trying to fish a hampster out of your ass and that bitch snapped in half... Took you 45 min to pass the top half that was stuck up in there... Gaurentee they don't ask any further questions.

OneSlow5pt0
07-01-2007, 06:58 PM
lol

81911SC
07-01-2007, 06:59 PM
Say you lost it or you have one of those plastic clips on your sunviser and you went to get it out and it feel out the window and then just run it over.

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 09:11 PM
Say you lost it or you have one of those plastic clips on your sunviser and you went to get it out and it feel out the window and then just run it over.

best idea so far.

see the thing is. the screen was messed up, it was spazzing and had issue. so i have a new phone in the mail, should be here this week, but i have to send the old "defective" phone back, but its not covered if i broke it.

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:19 PM
best idea so far.

see the thing is. the screen was messed up, it was spazzing and had issue. so i have a new phone in the mail, should be here this week, but i have to send the old "defective" phone back, but its not covered if i broke it.

Your fucked :lmfao:

If they sent you out another phone under "warranty", and you send your old phone back and it's fucked up like that, they're gonna charge you THE FULL PRICE OF THE PHONE on your next bill :goodjob:

Warranty does not cover any sort of physical or liquid damage. Obviously your flip breaking is physical damage. If you had the insurance however, they would of covered it no problem, no matter what happened. Of course, you have to pay a deductible, just like any other matter dealing with insurance.

I love it when customers come into my store trying to bitch that they broke their phone and that they shouldn't have to pay full price for the phone :lmfao: Should of gotten insurance bitch, that's why it's offered. Are you gonna tell the dealer to give you a car for half off b/c you had another car with them and got into a wreck and need a new car? :rolleyes:

ep9716
07-01-2007, 09:24 PM
Your fucked :lmfao:

If they sent you out another phone under "warranty", and you send your old phone back and it's fucked up like that, they're gonna charge you THE FULL PRICE OF THE PHONE on your next bill :goodjob:

Warranty does not cover any sort of physical or liquid damage. Obviously your flip breaking is physical damage. If you had the insurance however, they would of covered it no problem, no matter what happened. Of course, you have to pay a deductible, just like any other matter dealing with insurance.

I love it when customers come into my store trying to bitch that they broke their phone and that they shouldn't have to pay full price for the phone :lmfao: Should of gotten insurance bitch, that's why it's offered. Are you gonna tell the dealer to give you a car for half off b/c you had another car with them and got into a wreck and need a new car? :rolleyes:

FUCKING YES!!!!! REPS IF I CAN MAN!:goodjob:

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 09:24 PM
hey, im not trying to rip them or complain, i broke it, and i know it. ima send it back with a letter saying what happened.

Psycho
07-01-2007, 09:26 PM
Tell them that you swallowed your phone while you were driving.

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:29 PM
FUCKING YES!!!!! REPS IF I CAN MAN!:goodjob:

:lmfao: Shit drives me insane. Or how about when a customer comes in demanding a free phone? :thinking: Our conversation goes as follows:

cust: I want a free one
me: why
cust: I broke mine
me: do you have satellite or cable tv?
cust: Yes why? :thinking:
me: and you pay for their service monthly right?
cust: Yes
me: And when was the last time they gave you a free TV to watch it on? :D :chuckles:
cust: :eek: :( :smileowne

ep9716
07-01-2007, 09:30 PM
Tell them that you swallowed your phone while you were driving.

LOLz.......

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 09:30 PM
lol, i see.

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:30 PM
hey, im not trying to rip them or complain, i broke it, and i know it. ima send it back with a letter saying what happened.

They really don't care man. It's kind of just a wasted attempt. Why should they make an exception for you? That's the way they look at it....

ep9716
07-01-2007, 09:32 PM
:lmfao: Shit drives me insane. Or how about when a customer comes in demanding a free phone? :thinking: Our conversation goes as follows:

cust: I want a free one
me: why
cust: I broke mine
me: do you have satellite or cable tv?
cust: Yes why? :thinking:
me: and you pay for their service monthly right?
cust: Yes
me: And when was the last time they gave you a free TV to watch it on? :D :chuckles:
cust: :eek: :( :smileowne

LMMFAO HAHAHA Oh Shit...:goodjob: That Is The Funnest Shit I Have Heard All Day!!!!
LMMFAO
:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

_Christian_
07-01-2007, 09:33 PM
reps for gtikid

Julio
07-01-2007, 09:33 PM
listen to gtikid.

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:35 PM
listen to gtikid.

:D :goodjob: You liking your phone so far?

ep9716
07-01-2007, 09:35 PM
LOL At The "Fuck Customers" Rep, gtikid.

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:38 PM
LOL At The "Fuck Customers" Rep, gtikid.

:D Our customers are unbelievable man. You gotta be ready with a smart ass answer for whatever bullshit they come at you with

ep9716
07-01-2007, 09:41 PM
Wuts Some Crazy Shit You Have Gotten? I Mean CRAZY SHIT!

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:45 PM
Wuts Some Crazy Shit You Have Gotten? I Mean CRAZY SHIT!

Well the Iphone's are having some activation issues right now, not b/c of us but b/c Apple didn't expect this and wasn't release for the whole activation process so Itunes couldn't hold everyone trying to activate their phones and it's taking forever.

So today I had some lady come in and tell me to speed up her process :thinking: Uh no, it's not our fault, there's nothing I can to. She's keep on insisting and starts losing and like twitching and shaking and can't speak and is having trouble talking and breathing and shit :lmfao: She had to get away from me to calm down :lmao:

But I was on the phone with customer service and she told me that she quit working at stores b/c one time she got a phone thrown at her head and another time she got spit on :eek: :eek: :eek: That's crossing the line, we would of been fighting and I would of made sure to get a nice big lugi all over their face :lmfao:

OneSlow5pt0
07-01-2007, 09:45 PM
:D Our customers are unbelievable man. You gotta be ready with a smart ass answer for whatever bullshit they come at you with

who u work for?

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:47 PM
who u work for?

AT&T

OneSlow5pt0
07-01-2007, 09:50 PM
AT&T

o,ok.....i know one thing metro PCS = garbage

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:52 PM
o,ok.....i know one thing metro PCS = garbage

Yea customers always say, "Well T-Mobile and Metro PCS are offering xxx amount of minutes for xxx amount of dollars." So I tell them, "yea they have to offer something for their inferior service. I mean what good are all those minutes if you'll never have service to use them? :D "

ep9716
07-01-2007, 09:52 PM
At&t, Damn I Have That Hook Me Up With A Phone Lulz...Wow At Some Customers.

OneSlow5pt0
07-01-2007, 09:53 PM
Yea customers always say, "Well T-Mobile and Metro PCS are offering xxx amount of minutes for xxx amount of dollars." So I tell them, "yea they have to offer something for their inferior service. I mean what good are all those minutes if you'll never have service to use them? :D "

yea i went and bought a phone and service..30mins later,i had a refund

gtikid
07-01-2007, 09:55 PM
yea i went and bought a phone and service..30mins later,i had a refund

:lmfao: Some places that sell phones, like Brandsmart and shit, don't let you return the phones if you've used them for more than 30 minutes :screwy:

OneSlow5pt0
07-01-2007, 09:57 PM
:lmfao: Some places that sell phones, like Brandsmart and shit, don't let you return the phones if you've used them for more than 30 minutes :screwy:

yea,metro PCS has a store 5 mins away from me....but y the hell have a store where u have no service..while my tracphone had full bars

ep9716
07-01-2007, 10:08 PM
Metro PCS FTL!!!!

Julio
07-01-2007, 10:35 PM
:D :goodjob: You liking your phone so far?


Yes sir.. Thanks man. :goodjob:

canadianrcis
07-01-2007, 11:03 PM
any body want to give me a free tmobile or unlocked cell phone :P ?