what's up nooogahs?

[Fred Sanford]

I know you've all missed me. Feel free to let me know how much.

[iloveboost]

Where have you been?

[Fred Sanford]

I was on safari in Kenya. I shot what I thought was a huge silverback gorilla, turns out it was just a fat african. I was stuck in a kenyan prison until I could bribe my way out. I had to sneak into the wheel well of a outbound 747 to escape, as there were guards at all airport gates. As my luck would have it, the plane wasn't headed to the US but took me to vietnam instead. As soon as the plane circled to land and put the gear down, I was ejected. I managed to fall onto a thatched roof hut which cushioned me. Unfortunately this hut was part of a hidden POW camp. I fought off a few guards with hand-to-hand skills, then killed the rest with a large log. I freed 2 POW's who were F-4 pilots and drove them to Da Nang. From there I hopped a flight to Australia where I dove with some Great Whites. I fought 2 of them bare handed until they gave up and ran like pussies. Spend another 3 days sleeping, then flew back here. So now I'm home and decided to post.

[Echonova]

Yea!!! IA has been s l o w lately. Welcome back.

[2.0civic]

good to have you back

[iloveboost]

We've missed you.

Welcome back.

[Sammich]

good to see you left

[Spectic Tank]

I was on safari in Kenya. I shot what I thought was a huge silverback gorilla, turns out it was just a fat african. I was stuck in a kenyan prison until I could bribe my way out. I had to sneak into the wheel well of a outbound 747 to escape, as there were guards at all airport gates. As my luck would have it, the plane wasn't headed to the US but took me to vietnam instead. As soon as the plane circled to land and put the gear down, I was ejected. I managed to fall onto a thatched roof hut which cushioned me. Unfortunately this hut was part of a hidden POW camp. I fought off a few guards with hand-to-hand skills, then killed the rest with a large log. I freed 2 POW's who were F-4 pilots and drove them to Da Nang. From there I hopped a flight to Australia where I dove with some Great Whites. I fought 2 of them bare handed until they gave up and ran like pussies. Spend another 3 days sleeping, then flew back here. So now I'm home and decided to post.

I'm callin Bullshit...







...You didn't sleep for three days

[sullen]

nice story. so was the silverback working a cane field? or just in the village?

[sleepys4]

Yes, the best story ever! +1.

[Sammich]

not really go read the thread i started about speedmonkey yesterday...that shit was funny

[iloveboost]

not really go read the thread i started about speedmonkey yesterday...that shit was funny
Uh no.

Fred > You.

[Sammich]

hater lol

[Fred Sanford]

good to see you left
I can only imagine that your hate for me stems from the fact you drive the stereotypical ricer shitbox integra. I'd also venture you hacked your springs with a sawzall since your job of mopping floors doesn't afford you the luxury of buying any parts except that tacky shit show plow on the front. Way to fail at life.

[Sammich]

lol @ your lame attempt to say my 'sucky' job doesn't provide enough funds for something better than cutting/heating my stock springs. so...suck it and die in a wheel well

[TheGodfather]

Welcome back Fred, glad to see you around.

[Fred Sanford]

lol @ your lame attempt to say my 'sucky' job doesn't provide enough funds for something better than cutting/heating my stock springs. so...suck it and die in a wheel well
Really, this is your retort? I've seen some weak ass shit on here, but you are clearly in the running for weakest shit of all time.
Have you ever stood back and looked at your piece of shit car without bias? It looks horrid. One can only come to the conclusion that you hold a petty shit job because your car looks like it's loaded with apc and jc whitney surplus parts. In case you're too stupid to know, both companies sell shit parts for dirt shit cheap prices.
It looks like buying a real car is something that eludes you. Maybe one day you can move up to something that doesn't invoke laughter from everyone who sees it.

[Sammich]

ok...mr bmw driver

[The Ninja]

/\ lol!

Don't take that shit from him phatboislim. Come back with something witty. Damn, make this thread epic.

[Fred Sanford]

I think forrest gump could come up with better replies than you. He probably would drive a nicer car too.

[The Ninja]

Forrest Gump doesn't drive, he runs. Forrest Gump is the man, and using him as an insult will not be tolerated. Rescind your previous comment. I demand it.

[OneSlow5pt0]

good to see fred back,and that was a great story of life in the bush

[Fred Sanford]

/\ lol!

Don't take that shit from him phatboislim. Come back with something witty. Damn, make this thread epic.
Having an IQ below 40 prevents him from coming up with anything witty.

[Fred Sanford]

Forrest Gump doesn't drive, he runs. Forrest Gump is the man, and using him as an insult will not be tolerated. Rescind your previous comment. I demand it.
You've obviously never seen the direct to video movie Forrest Gump 2. Forrest decides to fix his roof and falls off (what else do you expect from an r-tard). His falls sends him to the hospital where he is found to have a large tumah. The doctors remove it and it restores forrests iq to normal capacity. He does all normal things...drives a car, rapes women, and skydives. Near the end a DNA test links him to a triple homicide and he is sent to death row. Touching movie to say the least.

[The Ninja]

Wtf....I almost believed you. You still haven't taken back what you said.

[Mr_Mischif]

I know you've all missed me. Feel free to let me know how much.

Didn't you have like 8 red bars not too long ago?

[TheGodfather]

Didn't you have like 8 red bars not too long ago?

:lmfao: :lmfao: He did.

[cactusEG]

fred whats good homie

[CHADbee]

fred u are the mutha fuckin man!!!!

[Fred Sanford]

Didn't you have like 8 red bars not too long ago?
Yep, but apparently my humor tingled the right prostate and I went back to green.

[Fred Sanford]

I'm still waiting for a sizzling retort from that piece of shit junkyard car owning faggot fatgirlslim. Where is your big mouth now you smegma eating taintjob?