yet again another gman aim conversation AKA Kainejuice.

[Ed]

Last night that retard IM'ed me... this is it:

blackdudegman (11:40:03 PM): wat it do mayne
blackdudegman (11:40:25 PM): hey dude
blackdudegman (11:40:30 PM): dude!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:03 PM): DUDE!!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:08 PM): wake up man!!
YSLBTT (11:41:20 PM): what?
blackdudegman (11:41:35 PM): its your boy ha;lfbaked
blackdudegman (11:41:44 PM): check this out dude
blackdudegman (11:42:11 PM): i just found out from JDMmuscle "on IA" kainejuice's REAL home address
YSLBTT (11:42:22 PM): ok
blackdudegman (11:42:44 PM): its 2963 Valley View Circle, Powder Springs, GA 30127
YSLBTT (11:43:02 PM): who gives a fuck, no one cares about kaine
blackdudegman (11:43:17 PM): i do! thats why i want to whoop his ass
YSLBTT (11:43:29 PM): you know his address
YSLBTT (11:43:32 PM): go do it
blackdudegman (11:43:44 PM): yeah dude. but will you help me
blackdudegman (11:43:52 PM): whoop that tricks booty
blackdudegman (11:44:47 PM): well on the other hand i think that kaine is a pretty cool guy
YSLBTT (11:44:58 PM): ok. then dont whoop his ass.
blackdudegman (11:45:44 PM): but i want to whoop his ass and i want you to whoop his ass too!! we can go to his house this week and fight him, dude
YSLBTT (11:45:52 PM) : nah you got it.
blackdudegman (11:46:01 PM): lets teach that mother fucker a lesson
YSLBTT (11:46:05 PM): you dont need me, youre a big boy arent you
blackdudegman (11:46:22 PM): yeah, but dont you hate kaine as much as i do
YSLBTT (11:46:29 PM): lol
YSLBTT (11:46:30 PM): no
blackdudegman (11:46:53 PM): OH so you LIKE that mother fucker
YSLBTT (11:47:00 PM): LOL
blackdudegman (11:47:18 PM): its allright i got your little secret dude
YSLBTT (11:47:37 PM): ok dumbass. i gotta get some sleep. stop adding me on facebook, if i wanted a retard for a friend, i would have had added you a long time ago.
blackdudegman (11:48:07 PM): oh so you're calling me, Matt Ward, a retard??
YSLBTT (11:48:34 PM): no, im calling you, gary membis, a fucking retard, scum of the earth, lowest of the low.
blackdudegman (11:48:52 PM): but gary membis is who im fighting!!
blackdudegman (11:49:06 PM): and i doubt he would have the balls to IM you dude
YSLBTT (11:49:17 PM): you're pretty retarded.
blackdudegman (11:49:37 PM): is that ALL you can say??
blackdudegman (11:49:47 PM): man you need a dick, dude
YSLBTT (11:50:05 PM): you need a brain.
YSLBTT (11:50:34 PM): http://www.synergyoferedar.com/e107_images/newspost_images/1_1158096118_KILL_Y.jpg
YSLBTT (11:50:36 PM): just do it
blackdudegman (11:50:40 PM): all right. keep saying that im retarded. i guess halfbaked will request a IP ban for you
YSLBTT (11:50:47 PM): lol
blackdudegman (11:50:47 PM): im halfbaked
YSLBTT (11:50:48 PM): ok
YSLBTT (11:50:52 PM): ip ban for me
blackdudegman (11:51:31 PM): you WANT it you GOT it, BITCH!!! you fucking blockhead, you brazilian fucktard with no life and no balls
YSLBTT (11:51:45 PM) : lol
blackdudegman (11:51:51 PM): get a green card you immigrant pussy
YSLBTT (11:51:52 PM): nice try at insulting me...
blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people
YSLBTT (11:52:18 PM): right...
YSLBTT (11:52:24 PM): dont let me catch you around campus
blackdudegman (11:52:36 PM): guess what man, i traded my pos 92 sentra se-r for a 91 240sx
YSLBTT (11:52:55 PM): whatevr.
blackdudegman (11:53:03 PM): you should check it out dude
blackdudegman (11:53:19 PM): it has chameleon color paint
blackdudegman (11:53:30 PM): it goes from orange to red
blackdudegman (11:54:13 PM): and i got a question
blackdudegman (11:54:19 PM): to ask you
blackdudegman (11:54:20 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:54 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:55 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:57 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:58 PM): dude
YSLBTT (11:54:59 PM): fucking what man
blackdudegman (11:56:22 PM): why does your dumbass think that kaine is a retard when he has HOPE scholarship and he has a GPA higher than a 2.0 and he is pursuing a career in pharmacy and he PROVED ME WRONG in the fact that his car is LIGHTER than my pos 92 sentra se-r???
blackdudegman (11:56:33 PM): shit im a dumbass dude!
YSLBTT (11:56:57 PM): quit referring to yourself in third person.
blackdudegman (11:57:17 PM): how am i doing htat??
blackdudegman (11:57:26 PM): im just myself, matt ward
blackdudegman (11:57:31 PM): im just being myself
YSLBTT (11:57:33 PM): *sighs*

blackdudegman (11:57:59 PM): yeah what, whos the stupid fuck up in here! you!!!
blackdudegman (11:58:34 PM): get a better car. sell that lancer you call an evo and get a man's car like a toyota supra twin turbo or something
blackdudegman (11:58:59 PM): or a sentra
blackdudegman (11:59:06 PM): or a civic
YSLBTT (11:59:07 PM): or better yet, i should sell it and get a 97 sentra nismo edition, rare, 4 door, huh
YSLBTT (11:59:15 PM) : wait, i could buy like 30 of those if i sold my evo...
blackdudegman (11:59:43 PM): uh, bullshit dude! go buy a 93 nissan sentra XE-LE (limited edition) coupe
YSLBTT (11:59:56 PM): fuck you and your piece of shit car. lol

This morning, I log in and 2 seconds pass by and i get this...

blackdudegman: whats up dude
blackdudegman: what you been up to
blackdudegman: like i told you i just got my 91 240sx
blackdudegman: for real!!!!
blackdudegman: man, my shit is so sweet
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude

I didnt even reply. I dont feel like lowering my IQ.

Discuss.

[Killer]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

"people who annoy you"

[Ed]

naggers? lol

[Sammich]

that's cute did you whip his booty?

[Humphrizzle]

HAAAAAAAAAAH!

i am going to mess with this guy later.

haha.

it made me laugh.. reminded me of a stupid friend of mine.. not really a friend.

[Double_0_Rusty]

that faggot ass kaine keeps Im'n me as well. I want to beat the shit out of that little retarded fucker

[Ed]

he's online right now. do it and post here

[Double_0_Rusty]

^^^ at work, but I would do it as well

[Humphrizzle]

haha im going to IM him.. i dont know who he is at all.

[Ed]

kainejuice. hes retarded, like no joke. he must have some kind of mental retardation.

[Double_0_Rusty]

he works at Johnny Carino's and goes to KSU, drive a POS sentra.....um and he is retarded

[william_jeff]

gallo 24s ftmfw

[Humphrizzle]

he isnt online.

[Ed]

mustve left already... oh well... sorry... lol he might be back later.

[Double_0_Rusty]

time to do some work, I'll IM his punk ass later

peace, OOR.

[Kelly]

I seriously almost cried I laughed so hard reading this...

I wuv you ed

[Sammich]

and another female falls victim to the love that ed offers...congrats ed

[Kelly]

It's the accent..


lol, j/p

[Ed]

im sorry, my accent is hot. killer sorry buddy

[Sammich]

redneck accents ftl...hey ed you better watch it all this talk about mudding and getting a boat you may adopt that redneck accent and kelly will go right back to killer

[Ed]

we were talking about that yesterday, i tried to say m udding with a redneck accent, but failed miserably. shawna said not to say it again :(

[Kelly]

I like killers redneck accent... Cuz let's face it, i'm a country girl :dunno:

I've had a country accent from birth. We would go on vacation when I was little and I would say three words and people would say "georgia or tennessee?" Lol...

[Kelly]

we were talking about that yesterday, i tried to say m udding with a redneck accent, but failed miserably. shawna said not to say it again :(

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Omg, I have to hear you attempt it. It's easy- Muddin

[JDMmuscle]

hahahah thank god he doesnt have my AIM jesus christ evo buddy im sorry man



lol

[Sammich]

LMAO @ brazilian saying 'muddin' with a redneck accent...i would have paid to see that

[Ed]

fuck you guys...

[Sammich]

you a man ed...so the answer is NO

[Ed]

fuck you kelly... lol

[Sammich]

i would like to do that, but killer WOULD NOT approve, right killer?

[tony]

How about letting him come back to IA only if he shows up at a meet first..

[Kelly]

WTF?

Tryin to keep the arguement going aye?

[Ed]

How about letting him come back to IA only if he shows up at a meet first..

i'd love to see that happen.

[william_jeff]

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f73/integra_hot/kaine.jpg

[Sammich]

LMFAO that's saving potential right there

[Ed]

LOL update... check it out... btw, he probably thinks i believe he is matt aka halfbaked.

blackdudegman: edward
blackdudegman: whats up dude
YSLBTT: nm
blackdudegman: im doing all right
blackdudegman: what are you doing? getting some mods done to your 2004 mitsubishi lancer?
blackdudegman: huh?
YSLBTT: yeah. i wanna convert it to fwd
YSLBTT: i hate awd
blackdudegman: dont start that bullshit.you LOVE awd
blackdudegman: awd is the best
blackdudegman: awd is the shit. you would be a lame if you converted the awd on your lancer to a fwd or a rwd
blackdudegman: and so would your car
YSLBTT: yeah
YSLBTT: fwd vtec is the shit though
blackdudegman: no its not!!
blackdudegman: i would never convert my awd 240sx to a fwd because I AM NOT LIKE YOU!!
YSLBTT: good for you
blackdudegman: and did you know that with a EVO VIII you can get a gain up to 125HP!
blackdudegman: and i mean a REAL EVO not a wannabe EVO, lancer! lol
blackdudegman: ;-)
YSLBTT: yeah
YSLBTT: cute
blackdudegman: come on! i know you want to sell that "shitty" lancer for an EVO VIII!
blackdudegman: i know you want to. i "see it in your eyes"
YSLBTT: i really want a nismo edition b14
blackdudegman: i know you want to buy a EVO VIII
YSLBTT: they are very rare
blackdudegman: an EVO VIII??
blackdudegman: come on you must be taking some expired advil
blackdudegman: they arent rare!
blackdudegman: an EVO VIII isnt rare! dude
YSLBTT: the nismo sentras, limited edition, 4 doors? those are rare, i only know of one in atlanta, that dumbass kaine got it. shits hot
blackdudegman: you still talking about kainejuice! you must be in love with that guy!!
blackdudegman: i bet you got a crush on him
blackdudegman: and besides. i've seen kaine's limited edition b14, "nismo". his shit it mostly stock and he has been getting a lot of hoes with his ride
blackdudegman: i know i have seen it myself
blackdudegman: lol
blackdudegman: yeah. i wish i was like kaine dude. getting a lot of sexy ass girls. how come YOU dont have girls like that???? ANSWER EDWARD CAMPOS
YSLBTT: yeah i dunno
YSLBTT: it must be his darkness. it must be that sentra. shits fiah
blackdudegman: i think its his looks (and his smartness)
blackdudegman: he even looks a lot better than this douchetard!
blackdudegman: heh heh
YSLBTT: im at work i cant accept it
blackdudegman: oh really??
blackdudegman: whee do you work @ dude?
YSLBTT: i already told you. arent you halfbaked?
blackdudegman: yes i am
YSLBTT: then you already know
blackdudegman: but dude, i got amnesia after being so drunk last night
blackdudegman: lol
blackdudegman: just kidding
blackdudegman: so what are you doing tomorrow dude
YSLBTT: i dunno
YSLBTT: dude kainejuice im'ed me
blackdudegman: for real?
blackdudegman: what did that smartass say?
YSLBTT: kainejuice: i want to lick your balls
YSLBTT: fucking faggot
blackdudegman: i know. but if he is a faggot, how come he hasnt gottoen a guy as his spouse??
YSLBTT: i dunno but im pretty sure he loves the cock
blackdudegman: i think he loves pussy. i've seen that guy around before talking to a very sexy girl!! dude you've should have seen her ass!!
blackdudegman: kaine is one lucky man. i think that white-black girl is kaine's girlfriend
YSLBTT: sometimes being with a girl is just to front... secretly, he loves the cock...
blackdudegman: i'd doubt that
YSLBTT:
YSLBTT: matt wtf is wrong with you man?
blackdudegman: you know, its just that i've have seen kaine's facebook page and it said that he is INTERESTED IN : WOMEN!!
YSLBTT: dude he's an undercover brother
blackdudegman: and i feel really bad for bashing on him and his non-pos car
blackdudegman: wtf?
blackdudegman: and i dont really feel like fighting his ass
YSLBTT: matt i dunno whats wrong with you but you better stop this gay shit
blackdudegman: i mean i feel that it is OUR fault for making kaine the way he is now, but when kaine introduced himself on IA, he wasnt stupid. all he just did was just talk about his ride. he never said that his car WAS FASTER THAN ANYONE ELSES!!
blackdudegman: what gay shit
blackdudegman: believe me man, i know
blackdudegman: so how about we open our hearts to that douchebag
blackdudegman: aand i will convince chirs to unban kaine on IA
blackdudegman: ha ha. your like: damn, i feel so stupid!!!
blackdudegman: and your like: "dude, i should end my life for being a fucktard since the first day i met kaine"
YSLBTT: not really
YSLBTT: but whatever
blackdudegman: yes really
blackdudegman: i know so
blackdudegman: kaine is a cool guy
YSLBTT: why dont you go suck his cock then?
blackdudegman: i mean he says alot of shit that was senseful and significant
blackdudegman: because i LOVE PUSSY! not cock and i saw YOU sucking kaine's cock last night!!
blackdudegman: how did those nuts taste
blackdudegman: how did you like his nuts
YSLBTT: i think you were the one sucking his cock...
YSLBTT: trying to make him look good and such
blackdudegman: he is good and such
blackdudegman: i chilled with kaine DURING the time i wanted to fight him.
YSLBTT: yeah, when he put it in your ass you loved it huh? or did u put it in his?
blackdudegman: but then, he went reverend on me
blackdudegman: neither way dude
blackdudegman: no blowjob was done on me or to anyone else
YSLBTT: whatever. i never thought id say this, but youre gay matt.
YSLBTT: and kaine takes it up the butt from you
blackdudegman: bullshit dude. at least i am not gay like your car is!!
YSLBTT: yeah. my car is gay. but IM not gay.
YSLBTT: you are.
blackdudegman: im YSLBTT and i drive a Mitsubishi Lancer, "the EVO wannabe". i got this car because i wanted an EVO VIII but i cant AFFORD ONE. SHIT IM A POOR FUCK!!
YSLBTT: LOL
YSLBTT: yep, you got it.

[Ed]

lol got tired of talking to that cunt. i blocked him. here is the last:

blackdudegman: im YSLBTT and i make LESS money in a week then kaine does! lol
blackdudegman: and you know what. kainejuice is a smart, very understanding kind of gangsta!
blackdudegman: and besides how did he hurt your fucking feelings you crybaby
blackdudegman: TELL ME
blackdudegman: TELL ME
YSLBTT: lollolol
blackdudegman: tell me you fake ass EVO driving bitch!!
blackdudegman: you must be a comedian because your car is a FUCKING JOKE!! seriously
YSLBTT: yeah my car is a fake evo.
YSLBTT: i drive a lance
YSLBTT: r
YSLBTT: you figured it all out
YSLBTT: you're so smart.
blackdudegman: Im Ed Campos and i want to convert my awd to a FWD because im retarded as a sped!!
YSLBTT: YEP! gosh you are good
blackdudegman: what wrong EDDY, are you going to cry now
blackdudegman: if kaine had an AWD car, he would NEVER convert it to a FWD or a RWD because that shit is EXTREMELY STUPID!!!
YSLBTT: but fwd vtec is the shit
blackdudegman: fuck the fwd vtec
blackdudegman: you know what youre so ugly that you make blind ass people cry!!
YSLBTT: ahahaha
YSLBTT: i gotta admit that was a good one
blackdudegman: i know. thats for the compliment, dude. i try
blackdudegman: but back to the subject. dont you think that we're pushing kaine a bit to much over the edge?
YSLBTT: lol whats he gonna do if we push him over the edge?
YSLBTT: nothing.
YSLBTT: he is not "gangsta"
blackdudegman: he going to hang on to the edge and jump back to whoop your ass!!!
blackdudegman: that man is PURE GANGSTA!!
YSLBTT: i wish he would
blackdudegman: you dont know him
YSLBTT: i dont have to know him to know that hes the biggest pussy ever.
blackdudegman: i know him because i go to KSU with him
blackdudegman: and guess what. he told me much about something that i never knew. hes a smart fuck
YSLBTT: i think you meant hes a dumbfuck
blackdudegman: no i meant what i said and i said want i meant! kaine is a smart fuck
blackdudegman: he told me much all about nissans newest engine for the new sentras. the MR20DE!!
blackdudegman: he also told me that in the near future. Nissan will release the new Sentra Nismo Edition in 2008 or later
YSLBTT: any retard can go on google and read that shit thats not impressive
blackdudegman: yes t is. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!
YSLBTT: right
blackdudegman: so kaine is right. there is such thing as a nissan sentra, "nismo" edition!!
blackdudegman: i feel bad for bashing that guy and bashing his car. we could have looked the other way
blackdudegman: and not talk shit about him
YSLBTT: i dont. i feel perfectly fine. his car is ugly, its a pos, its got nos stickers, hes got seat beat holsters, and its "slightly modified" LOL
blackdudegman: YSLBTT. we are fucktards! like kaine said
YSLBTT: no, you are. im not.
blackdudegman: you havent seen his car TODAY!!!
YSLBTT: lol
YSLBTT: its still a pos
blackdudegman: you wouldnt know a pos car if it hit your car!!
YSLBTT: my car might be a pos, but his is on a whole different level
blackdudegman: actually is on the same level as yours. small and economical!!
YSLBTT: lol
blackdudegman: its an econobox, just like your car
YSLBTT: yeah mine is an economy car
blackdudegman: i told you. im right
YSLBTT: always, youre so smart.
blackdudegman: i know and kaine is as smart as me
blackdudegman: i know. he knows a great deal about cars, trucks, and vans
YSLBTT: so what are you saying? that you are mentally challenged?
blackdudegman: no im saying that im not mentally challenged and neither is kaine
blackdudegman: kaine> YSLBTT
YSLBTT: he is. havent you heard? his mom showed us proof
blackdudegman: Gary Membis> Ed Campos
YSLBTT: LOL
YSLBTT: yep
blackdudegman: okay i guess you would like it this way: Ed Campos< Gary Membis
YSLBTT: anyway, im going to lunch, unlike you, i dont have to stop washing dishes to go eat...
blackdudegman: dude i serve @ Highlands Grill!!
YSLBTT: suire you do.
blackdudegman: and i make more than you do!!
YSLBTT: sure
blackdudegman: get on my level cunt!
YSLBTT: washing dishes?
YSLBTT: that must be why i drive an evo, and you drive a 97 pos sentra nismo edition, rare, 4 door.
blackdudegman: S-E-R-V-I-N-G! shit does stupidity coarse thru your fucking veins 24/7
blackdudegman: FYI i have a 91 Nissan 240sx fastback coupe wit 5-speed tranny and its AWD
blackdudegman: and @ least i dont want to convert my AWD to a FWD or RWD
blackdudegman: if you said that on IA, YOU would get IP banned for that!!
YSLBTT: ok, bye. dont add me on facebook anymore. im blocking you.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol,y doesnt he just give up

[Humphrizzle]

i think its hilarious.

[Shawna]

ghey he sent me a message around the same time last nite but I was passed out...and then again this morning... I think hes gotten the hint

[Sammich]

you dealt with that shit for a long ass time son

[thepolecat]

wow, just wow- WTF is this guy thinking? I cant wait to see his AWD "91 Nissan 240sx fastback coupe wit 5-speed tranny and its (gasps) AWD"

[HIgH_ScHoOL]

blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people


haha me and matt called it this kid puts the tard in fucktard!

[Kelly]

Notes???

I don't wanna read all of that last converstion

[Ed]

Notes???

I don't wanna read all of that last converstion

kaine is retarded.

i pwn.

[thepolecat]

Kaine is having an identity crisis trying to pass himself off as Halfbaked- hilarity ensues

[Kelly]

i pwn.

Not at Wii :no:

[EM1toEVO]

What an annoying dumbass! Ed, you have incredible patience. I would have blocked his ass with the quickness.

["B"]

No one IMs me.:(

[BTLFED]

That fucking faggot's time is coming. He better hope I NEVER see him in person. I am going to beat him within an inch of his life. Halfbaked will too.

["B"]

Kaine will fuck you bitches up. He is a bad ass.

[BTLFED]

Kaine will fuck you bitches up. He is a bad ass.

That mother fucker couldn't kick my ass if I bent over in front of him.

Actually, if I bent over in front of him that fucking faggot would probably try to fuck me. Then I would have to cut his dick off and run it over with my SUV in addition to kicking the shit out of him.

[OneSlow5pt0]

That mother fucker couldn't kick my ass if I bent over in front of him.

Actually, if I bent over in front of him that fucking faggot would probably try to fuck me. Then I would have to cut his dick off and run it over with my SUV in addition to kicking the shit out of him.

lol,watch out he might run over u with his mad jdm tyte skytra

[BTLFED]

lol,watch out he might run over u with his mad jdm tyte skytra

I'll park my 4Runner on the hood of that heap of shit.

[OneSlow5pt0]

I'll park my 4Runner on the hood of that heap of shit.

id pay to see that:goodjob:

[HalfBaked]

I want this kid to die.

Seriously, why does he think it is cool to tell people he is me.

He IM'D xLSTONEx (my roommate) and told him that he was HalfBaked, when I was sitting next to Landon.

[Josh...]

I IM'ed him just to start shit, and he was saying he was BTLFD. And he tried to get my IP adress many times.

[Jecht]

Ed I vote that when the semester starts up again, we just wait until we see him in the student center and call everyone he has harassed to come pay him a "visit".

[Ed]

^^ AGREED.

[kennyboi]

lol at


YSLBTT (11:56:57 PM): quit referring to yourself in third person.

[Humphrizzle]

here's my wierd conversation with the infamous kaine juice


blackdudegman (9:58:12 AM): what up dude
billyhumphries97 (9:58:28 AM): not much dude
blackdudegman (9:58:54 AM): same here
blackdudegman (9:59:02 AM): whats your IA s/n??
blackdudegman (9:59:08 AM): again
billyhumphries97 (9:59:38 AM): 97accordjdm
blackdudegman (10:00:15 AM): oh yeah i remember you. are you one of the IA mods??
billyhumphries97 (10:00:19 AM): no.. i wish
blackdudegman (10:00:39 AM): i bet you have no clue who this is!
billyhumphries97 (10:00:37 AM): kaine juice
blackdudegman (10:00:54 AM): uh.... no
billyhumphries97 (10:00:59 AM): oh yeah you're "halfbaked"
blackdudegman (10:01:17 AM): uh.. who the hell is halfbaked??
billyhumphries97 (10:01:13 AM): you
blackdudegman (10:01:28 AM): im not no halfbaked
billyhumphries97 (10:01:27 AM): who are you then
billyhumphries97 (10:01:30 AM): gary membis
blackdudegman (10:01:45 AM): im not him either
blackdudegman (10:01:55 AM): who ever that fool is
billyhumphries97 (10:01:50 AM): haha
blackdudegman (10:02:09 AM): who are you
blackdudegman (10:02:13 AM): first name??
billyhumphries97 (10:02:06 AM): <<<
blackdudegman (10:02:18 AM): first name??
billyhumphries97 (10:02:15 AM): says so in my sn
blackdudegman (10:02:40 AM): BILLY HUMPHIRES!! nice to "meet" you
billyhumphries97 (10:02:45 AM): yah
blackdudegman (10:03:01 AM): do you have facebook, myspace, and/or cardomain??
billyhumphries97 (10:02:56 AM): who are you then
blackdudegman (10:03:15 AM): my name is Matt Stone
billyhumphries97 (10:03:42 AM): oh what is your IA sn? oh yeah you got kicked off right?
blackdudegman (10:04:15 AM): and im on IA. my IA screenname is onebadbird
billyhumphries97 (10:04:29 AM): how long until that name gets banned?
blackdudegman (10:04:38 AM): and i got kicked off once and chirs unbanned me recently
blackdudegman (10:04:52 AM): for about 30 years
billyhumphries97 (10:04:45 AM): what for?
blackdudegman (10:05:09 AM): i got kicked off for female noob bashing and mod bashing
billyhumphries97 (10:05:31 AM): ah thats never good.
billyhumphries97 (10:05:37 AM): IA wont work for me.
blackdudegman (10:05:45 AM): i wised up and i went to the nalley infiniti center (where chris aka BOTTLE FED works at) and apologized to him
blackdudegman (10:05:59 AM): and thats how i got unbanned by BTLFED
billyhumphries97 (10:05:54 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (10:06:04 AM): aka BOTTLE FED
billyhumphries97 (10:06:07 AM): oh, BOTTLE FED?
blackdudegman (10:06:51 AM): yeah chris. did you know that he works @ nalley infiniti center located on cobb pkwy in marietta, ga as a PART SPECIALIST
billyhumphries97 (10:06:55 AM): damn you stalk the guy?
billyhumphries97 (10:07:19 AM): what do you drive?
blackdudegman (10:07:40 AM): lol no! he told me that he works there and he told me to come up there and apologize to him
blackdudegman (10:07:49 AM): i drive a 1992 honda prelude si
blackdudegman (10:07:57 AM): its 4WD
billyhumphries97 (10:08:01 AM): they dont make a 4wd prelude
blackdudegman (10:08:16 AM): yes they do
billyhumphries97 (10:08:27 AM): who is they? no one?
blackdudegman (10:08:41 AM): HONDA CO
billyhumphries97 (10:08:54 AM): they made a 4 wheel steering prelude in the gen before that but no 4wd
blackdudegman (10:09:23 AM): oh yeah thats what i mean. a 4WS wit a FWD
billyhumphries97 (10:09:43 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (10:10:00 AM): im sorry. i modify the car alot so many times i even forgot some of the "basics" of what my car has!! lol
billyhumphries97 (10:10:03 AM): yeah i see
blackdudegman (10:10:28 AM): what do you drive? a jdm accord??
billyhumphries97 (10:10:27 AM): 2000 civic SI
blackdudegman (10:11:03 AM): i bet you USED to have a 97 honda accord coupe
billyhumphries97 (10:11:08 AM): yeah, it was a 97 accord 4 door
billyhumphries97 (10:11:13 AM): it was ugly
blackdudegman (10:11:57 AM): why do you think that car is ugly (besides "it is"? i think 4-door accords are "sexy".
billyhumphries97 (10:12:10 AM): it didnt look good
blackdudegman (10:12:19 AM): do you think 4-door civics are ugly??
billyhumphries97 (10:12:14 AM): no
billyhumphries97 (10:12:29 AM): i like accords, mine was just very dented
blackdudegman (10:12:37 AM): like any civic sedan built after 1990
billyhumphries97 (10:12:51 AM): learn more about stuff
blackdudegman (10:13:16 AM): do you think all accord sedans are ugly??
billyhumphries97 (10:13:12 AM): no
blackdudegman (10:13:26 AM): hmm...
billyhumphries97 (10:13:37 AM): i want a ford escort
billyhumphries97 (10:13:43 AM): my civic is boring
blackdudegman (10:14:08 AM): how about the 5th generation civic sedans (92-95)??
billyhumphries97 (10:14:01 AM): GT hatch back
blackdudegman (10:14:11 AM): are they ugly
billyhumphries97 (10:14:14 AM): i dunno.. i like escorts
blackdudegman (10:14:27 AM): OMFG why in the hell would you want a ford escort??
billyhumphries97 (10:14:35 AM): because they're cool
blackdudegman (10:15:01 AM): NO THEY ARENT!!! one its a domestic. two they are pos's
billyhumphries97 (10:15:17 AM): you dont know what you're talking about.. fords are the new JDM
blackdudegman (10:15:32 AM): one question: do you think that 5th gen civic sedans are ugly (92-95)??
billyhumphries97 (10:15:44 AM): no, they're alright
blackdudegman (10:16:07 AM): oh i remember, ford escorts are "kinda" like the mazda proteges
billyhumphries97 (10:16:22 AM): yeah and mazda protege's are made in japan... that makes em JDM
blackdudegman (10:16:37 AM): because mazda is under ford's halo
blackdudegman (10:16:39 AM): lol
billyhumphries97 (10:16:38 AM): yeh
billyhumphries97 (10:16:45 AM): you know exactly what goes on
blackdudegman (10:17:03 AM): ha ha!! *wink wink*
billyhumphries97 (10:17:19 AM): yes
blackdudegman (10:17:37 AM): but can you be more specific about y you want a ford escort??
blackdudegman (10:17:46 AM): be more detailic
billyhumphries97 (10:17:57 AM): because i want to be a drifter
blackdudegman (10:18:14 AM): AND...
billyhumphries97 (10:18:45 AM): they're rwd
blackdudegman (10:19:09 AM): ok.. why do you want an rwd ford escort??
billyhumphries97 (10:19:10 AM): i wanna be like ken gushi
blackdudegman (10:19:22 AM): fuck him
billyhumphries97 (10:19:15 AM): drift a ford
blackdudegman (10:19:35 AM): yeah i want to drift an acura nsx!!
blackdudegman (10:19:37 AM): lol
billyhumphries97 (10:19:32 AM): but mustangs are too expensive
billyhumphries97 (10:19:40 AM): nsx are lame
blackdudegman (10:20:13 AM): no they arent. you can get a nice looking mustang (a 1994 model) for an AFFORDABLE price
blackdudegman (10:20:27 AM): 1994 and up
billyhumphries97 (10:20:20 AM): i can get an escort for 5 potatos
billyhumphries97 (10:20:33 AM): from a hippie down the street
billyhumphries97 (10:20:44 AM): he sells vegetables on the corner
blackdudegman (10:21:00 AM): lol. but you can get a 87 4-cyl mustang for $500!!
billyhumphries97 (10:20:53 AM): out of the trunk of that escort
blackdudegman (10:21:01 AM): lol
billyhumphries97 (10:21:23 AM): i asked him if i could have it or buy it and he said he was down a few potatos
blackdudegman (10:21:37 AM): lol
billyhumphries97 (10:21:30 AM): and he then refused
blackdudegman (10:21:39 AM): hell no
billyhumphries97 (10:21:49 AM): i have to find another 89 ford escort LX 4 door
blackdudegman (10:21:57 AM): so then he was like "you have to pay me money!!"
blackdudegman (10:22:02 AM): for the escort
blackdudegman (10:22:08 AM): pay me in cash
billyhumphries97 (10:22:13 AM): nah, he doesnt have anywhere to keep his bell peppers
billyhumphries97 (10:22:31 AM): he said he'd get back to me when he gets a bigger box
billyhumphries97 (10:22:44 AM): he sleeps in the street in a cardboard box
billyhumphries97 (10:22:51 AM): next to my apartment building
blackdudegman (10:23:01 AM): well if the hippie wants green!! you probably could pay him in green beans or collard greens for his escort!!
billyhumphries97 (10:23:25 AM): i dont have any, i offered him black eyed peas but he stuck his face in the bowl of beans and sneezed
billyhumphries97 (10:23:40 AM): i told him not to because they were pretty hot, so he burned his face
blackdudegman (10:23:56 AM): or if he says he wants dough for his escort, you could pay that hippie in cookie dough
billyhumphries97 (10:23:59 AM): he's lactose intolerant
billyhumphries97 (10:24:19 AM): he's like a rabbit
blackdudegman (10:24:32 AM): or if the hippie says he wants paper for his escort, just pay him in loose leaf notebook paper!! lol
blackdudegman (10:24:45 AM): about 500 sheet
billyhumphries97 (10:25:02 AM): he eats lettuce and carrots all day long. thats why he's homeless, he cant sell his vegetables because he eats them all
blackdudegman (10:25:21 AM): ha ha good point
blackdudegman (10:25:54 AM): a 1991 sentra e coupe/sedan is way much better than that hippies escort
billyhumphries97 (10:25:55 AM): does it drift?
blackdudegman (10:26:06 AM): and so is a geo metro
blackdudegman (10:26:13 AM): yeah it can drift
billyhumphries97 (10:26:22 AM): i want to burn the rear tires in 6th gear
blackdudegman (10:27:15 AM): well, if your looking for a sentra with six speed manual trans. then get a 2002 and up nissan sentra se-r spec v
billyhumphries97 (10:27:10 AM): my dad has a 4 door escort. i had it before but i wrecked it
billyhumphries97 (10:27:21 AM): i was very upset
billyhumphries97 (10:27:33 AM): it was an auto and i dont know how to drive those.
blackdudegman (10:27:54 AM): and you wanted that escort as a hand me down??
billyhumphries97 (10:28:12 AM): so i left it in gear after work very tired and i went inside and it rolled down the hill and ran into a tree across the street
blackdudegman (10:28:24 AM): OMG driving auto is like the EASIEST thing a tuner can do!!
billyhumphries97 (10:28:32 AM): wahts a tuner?
blackdudegman (10:29:06 AM): a person who is a car enthusiast and that tunes cars
billyhumphries97 (10:29:09 AM): i dont tune cars.. i have no dynojet
blackdudegman (10:29:17 AM): NOT TUNE UPS a car
billyhumphries97 (10:29:28 AM): tune up isnt a verb
blackdudegman (10:29:46 AM): come on, i know you must have done some import tunning for your 2000 civic si!!
blackdudegman (10:29:59 AM): you wouldnt drive your civic as stock!!
billyhumphries97 (10:29:54 AM): it's stock
blackdudegman (10:30:08 AM): bullshit
billyhumphries97 (10:30:24 AM): i am gonna do some demolition derby in it
blackdudegman (10:30:40 AM): WHY???
billyhumphries97 (10:30:46 AM): because it's a strong car
billyhumphries97 (10:30:54 AM): see if i could do it
blackdudegman (10:31:03 AM): who would do some demolition derby in a small ass car like a civic??
billyhumphries97 (10:31:00 AM): me
blackdudegman (10:31:19 AM): a volvo is a strong car
blackdudegman (10:31:28 AM): VERY STRONG car
billyhumphries97 (10:31:22 AM): i dont have a volvo
blackdudegman (10:31:50 AM): volvos should carry chevy's former slogan: "LIKE A ROC"
blackdudegman (10:32:04 AM): because volvos are strong as a rock
billyhumphries97 (10:31:57 AM): you spelled rock wrong
blackdudegman (10:32:05 AM): lol
billyhumphries97 (10:32:14 AM): i kinda understood that.
blackdudegman (10:32:27 AM): thats how chevy used to spell the word "rock" for their former slogan
blackdudegman (10:32:31 AM): back in the day
blackdudegman (10:32:38 AM): "LIKE A ROC"
billyhumphries97 (10:33:01 AM): proves how stupid chevy is
billyhumphries97 (10:33:06 AM): cant even spell
blackdudegman (10:33:21 AM): lol.
blackdudegman (10:33:47 AM): let me ask you something else
billyhumphries97 (10:34:04 AM): okay
blackdudegman (10:34:26 AM): do you think B14 sedans are ugly??
billyhumphries97 (10:34:28 AM): sentra?
blackdudegman (10:34:39 AM): nissan b14's
billyhumphries97 (10:34:38 AM): my brother's wife has a 2002 sentra
blackdudegman (10:34:47 AM): yeah sentra, sentra-200sx
blackdudegman (10:35:00 AM): IM TALKING ABOUT 1995-1999 SENTRAS!!!
billyhumphries97 (10:35:12 AM): no
blackdudegman (10:35:20 AM): and a 2002 sentra is a b25
blackdudegman (10:35:22 AM): b15
billyhumphries97 (10:35:25 AM): i like the nismo sentra
billyhumphries97 (10:35:28 AM): its awesome
blackdudegman (10:35:41 AM): you dont think they are ugly??
billyhumphries97 (10:35:56 AM): nah
blackdudegman (10:36:10 AM): oh yeah, in the year 2008 or later Nissan is going to release the new Nissan Senta Nismo Limited Edition!!
blackdudegman (10:36:24 AM): sentra
billyhumphries97 (10:36:18 AM): who told you that? thats top secret information
blackdudegman (10:36:48 AM): oh i picked it up from the nissan dealers in marietaa, ga
billyhumphries97 (10:36:53 AM): oh did BOTTLE FED tell you about that
blackdudegman (10:37:12 AM): no. he works for INFINITI!!
billyhumphries97 (10:37:18 AM): infinity is nissan
blackdudegman (10:37:46 AM): you're right but its the luxury "derivative" of nissan
billyhumphries97 (10:38:00 AM): so it's the same thing
blackdudegman (10:38:19 AM): i went to TEAM NISSAN in marietta and they told me that
billyhumphries97 (10:38:17 AM): oh
billyhumphries97 (10:38:28 AM): why didnt you just go to google and look that up
blackdudegman (10:38:40 AM): I WENT THERE JUST TO LOOK @ THE 350z'S
billyhumphries97 (10:38:50 AM): lame
blackdudegman (10:38:59 AM): i didnt want to
billyhumphries97 (10:39:46 AM): oh
billyhumphries97 (10:41:16 AM): what b will that be like a b38485?
blackdudegman (10:41:38 AM): no its a b16
blackdudegman (10:41:45 AM): just like the 2007 sentras
billyhumphries97 (10:41:44 AM): i have a b16
blackdudegman (10:42:00 AM): 2.0, 2.0s and 2.0sl
blackdudegman (10:42:29 AM): and yes the sentra se-r will come back during the year 2008 or later
billyhumphries97 (10:42:50 AM): yeah. i have a b16
blackdudegman (10:43:14 AM): DAMN how many cars do you have???
billyhumphries97 (10:43:11 AM): 48
blackdudegman (10:43:23 AM): BULLSHIT!!
blackdudegman (10:43:25 AM): lower
billyhumphries97 (10:43:30 AM): i own a parking garage
blackdudegman (10:43:43 AM): BULLSHIT!!
blackdudegman (10:43:51 AM): how old are you??
billyhumphries97 (10:43:48 AM): 200
blackdudegman (10:44:05 AM): DEIFINITELY BULLSHIT!!!
blackdudegman (10:44:11 AM): why are you BS'IN
billyhumphries97 (10:44:12 AM): i am a scientist
blackdudegman (10:44:26 AM): BULL to the SHIT
billyhumphries97 (10:44:31 AM): i invented bull shit
blackdudegman (10:44:45 AM): BULL SHIT!!
blackdudegman (10:44:48 AM): COW SHIT!!
blackdudegman (10:44:54 AM): CATTLE SHIT!!
billyhumphries97 (10:44:53 AM): those are all the same kind of shit
billyhumphries97 (10:44:57 AM): which i invented
blackdudegman (10:45:06 AM): STEER SHIT
blackdudegman (10:45:13 AM): HORSE SHIT!!
billyhumphries97 (10:45:17 AM): horses are bulls with longer necks
blackdudegman (10:45:34 AM): the stomach in your body creates shit!!
blackdudegman (10:45:37 AM): duh
billyhumphries97 (10:45:39 AM): i invented it.
blackdudegman (10:45:47 AM): and no horns!!
blackdudegman (10:45:55 AM): god invented stomachs
billyhumphries97 (10:45:57 AM): they have horns, they are invisible
blackdudegman (10:46:30 AM): yeah horses have invisible horns.
billyhumphries97 (10:46:43 AM): i know
blackdudegman (10:48:07 AM): all right. trivia question. there are two ways to increase a car's whp! TRUE or false?
billyhumphries97 (10:48:21 AM): false
blackdudegman (10:48:40 AM): WRONG! its true
billyhumphries97 (10:48:50 AM): false
blackdudegman (10:49:00 AM): one way is by doing an ENGINE SWAP!!
blackdudegman (10:49:44 AM): another way is buy doing an air intake upgrade plus drivetrain upgrade then convert to an AWD
blackdudegman (10:49:59 AM): and some engine component upgrades
billyhumphries97 (10:50:08 AM): thats more than 2
blackdudegman (10:50:24 AM): no its two
blackdudegman (10:50:43 AM): it is was more than two then i would have said "another way" again

blackdudegman (11:10:03 AM): and do you know two faggots named Eduardo Campos and Ryan High School Parsons??
billyhumphries97 (11:10:11 AM): someones middle name is high school?
blackdudegman (11:10:31 AM): no thats ryan's nickname
blackdudegman (11:10:36 AM): and IA s/n
billyhumphries97 (11:10:40 AM): no i dont think so
billyhumphries97 (11:11:14 AM): i think i know of the 1st one
billyhumphries97 (11:11:20 AM): drives a nice evo
blackdudegman (11:11:54 AM): well they are some certified fucktards and gays. i saw them walking while holding each other's hands to the store!! and plus they are douchebags for thinking that sentras (especially the b14/b15) are ugly
blackdudegman (11:12:13 AM): DO YOU THINK EDUARDO has an EVO??
blackdudegman (11:12:21 AM): a real EVO VIII
billyhumphries97 (11:12:48 AM): yes
blackdudegman (11:13:05 AM): well heres the truth
blackdudegman (11:13:10 AM): PAY ATTENTION!!
billyhumphries97 (11:13:44 AM): ok
blackdudegman (11:14:02 AM): i saw eduardo's car. ITS just a LANCER with a removable label that says EVOLUTION on the back of his car
billyhumphries97 (11:14:09 AM): thats it?
billyhumphries97 (11:14:31 AM): well the whole car looks like an evo
blackdudegman (11:14:41 AM): he just goes around and calls his POS a EVO just for OOOO's and AAAHHHs
blackdudegman (11:14:52 AM): YOU CANT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER SONNY
blackdudegman (11:15:13 AM): that guy is secretly a ricer
billyhumphries97 (11:15:14 AM): secret
billyhumphries97 (11:15:25 AM): tahts no good
blackdudegman (11:15:55 AM): i know!! he just thinks that he's the shit because of his fake ass EVO
billyhumphries97 (11:16:12 AM): how do you know it's a fake evo
blackdudegman (11:16:22 AM): that kid is SHALLOW as hell!!
blackdudegman (11:16:57 AM): i've seen it myself. if he can call a lancer STD an EVo. then im going to call my prelude an INTEGRA!!
billyhumphries97 (11:17:04 AM): his lancer has STDs!!!
billyhumphries97 (11:17:06 AM): ?
blackdudegman (11:17:24 AM): no, its a STANDARD lancer
blackdudegman (11:17:29 AM): base model lancer
blackdudegman (11:18:04 AM): that he mod'ed just to make it look like an evo. and me did a engine swap
billyhumphries97 (11:17:56 AM): i dont believe it!

billyhumphries97 (11:18:23 AM): so because he has a sticker, it's not an EVO?
blackdudegman (11:18:53 AM): type in his VIN number for his lancer and on a VIN decoder it will read Mitsubishi Lancer not a Mits. (Lancer) EVO
billyhumphries97 (11:19:08 AM): where do i find this information
blackdudegman (11:19:25 AM): its not! i know the material that car companies use for logo making
blackdudegman (11:19:38 AM): go to the front of his car and copy the vin number
blackdudegman (11:19:42 AM): duh!!!
billyhumphries97 (11:20:30 AM): i dont live near him
blackdudegman (11:21:06 AM): well when ever you see his ugly brazilian ass and his WORTHLESS POS car
blackdudegman (11:21:21 AM): well. i gtg
billyhumphries97 (11:21:21 AM): alright gary
blackdudegman (11:21:29 AM): it was nice talking to you
billyhumphries97 (11:21:26 AM): i mean matt
billyhumphries97 (11:21:32 AM): i'll talk to you later
blackdudegman (11:21:44 AM): so HAVE A NICE DAY!!
blackdudegman (11:21:46 AM): tee hee
blackdudegman (11:22:05 AM): BILLY HUMPHIRES!!
blackdudegman (11:22:23 AM): yes!! matt stone (me) has done it again!!

[Ed]

blackdudegman (10:17:03 AM): ha ha!! *wink wink*
billyhumphries97 (10:22:44 AM): he sleeps in the street in a cardboard box

billyhumphries97 (10:26:22 AM): i want to burn the rear tires in 6th gear
billyhumphries97 (10:30:24 AM): i am gonna do some demolition derby in it

blackdudegman (10:48:07 AM): all right. trivia question. there are two ways to increase a car's whp! TRUE or false?
billyhumphries97 (10:48:21 AM): false
blackdudegman (10:48:40 AM): WRONG! its true
billyhumphries97 (10:48:50 AM): false
blackdudegman (10:49:00 AM): one way is by doing an ENGINE SWAP!!
blackdudegman (10:49:44 AM): another way is buy doing an air intake upgrade plus drivetrain upgrade then convert to an AWD


LOLOLOLOLOL

this has got to be a very sick joke... no one can really be this dumb... i mean really... anyway, nice ownage. +1 for j00...

btw my lancer r0x.

[thepolecat]

W, T, F ? This dude is crazy.

[thepolecat]

so Y, did you, like, find a wrecked EVO and swap all the body parts and engine and stuff on to your Standard Base Model Lancer or what?

[Sammich]

That mother fucker couldn't kick my ass if I bent over in front of him.

Actually, if I bent over in front of him that fucking faggot would probably try to fuck me. Then I would have to cut his dick off and run it over with my SUV in addition to kicking the shit out of him.

false information i picked this up in another thread, that seemed to mimmick truth to this said kaine character...

[Sammich]

blackdudegman (10:17:03 AM): ha ha!! *wink wink*
billyhumphries97 (10:22:44 AM): he sleeps in the street in a cardboard box

billyhumphries97 (10:26:22 AM): i want to burn the rear tires in 6th gear
billyhumphries97 (10:30:24 AM): i am gonna do some demolition derby in it

blackdudegman (10:48:07 AM): all right. trivia question. there are two ways to increase a car's whp! TRUE or false?
billyhumphries97 (10:48:21 AM): false
blackdudegman (10:48:40 AM): WRONG! its true
billyhumphries97 (10:48:50 AM): false
blackdudegman (10:49:00 AM): one way is by doing an ENGINE SWAP!!
blackdudegman (10:49:44 AM): another way is buy doing an air intake upgrade plus drivetrain upgrade then convert to an AWD


LOLOLOLOLOL

this has got to be a very sick joke... no one can really be this dumb... i mean really... anyway, nice ownage. +1 for j00...

btw my lancer r0x.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Ed]

so Y, did you, like, find a wrecked EVO and swap all the body parts and engine and stuff on to your Standard Base Model Lancer or what?

thats exactly it man... damn it you guys see right through me... i went to a junkyard, bought a lancer, and bought stuff for an evo... i mean its not even an awd or turbo, that intercooler is just for show.

[OneSlow5pt0]

thats exactly it man... damn it you guys see right through me... i went to a junkyard, bought a lancer, and bought stuff for an evo... i mean its not even an awd or turbo, that intercooler is just for show.

of course who would spend all the $$ for a EVo when u can have a lancer

[thepolecat]

hahaha- I knew it- Im gonna get on AIM now and quote you and let Kaine or Matt or whatever know he was right all along about everything - hahahaha






I +1ed ya for whatever you did to that kid to make him so crazy

[Ed]

of course who would spend all the $$ for a EVo when u can have a lancer

YEP. lancers are the way to go. evos are over rated.


hahaha- I knew it- Im gonna get on AIM now and quote you and let Kaine or Matt or whatever know he was right all along about everything - hahahaha






I +1ed ya for whatever you did to that kid to make him so crazy

do it and post it on here.

[thepolecat]

I cant AIM with the work computers- but someone, by all means, DO IT and reps will be coming.

[thepolecat]

Y- find the threads that you guys made fun of him in- I love this stuff- it is too fun

[Ed]

jdmjames, this is his intro

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115093

this is a thread i made after his intro was locked.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=117751

Take your time, cuz this reading will take you hours

[Humphrizzle]

billyhumphries97 (10:51:01 AM): here's 4 you just said.
billyhumphries97 (10:51:05 AM): engine swap
billyhumphries97 (10:51:11 AM): intake
billyhumphries97 (10:51:21 AM): awd conversion (which is stupid)
billyhumphries97 (10:51:26 AM): and engine upgrades
blackdudegman (10:52:04 AM): engine swap and performance upgrades!!! two ways of major HP gain
billyhumphries97 (10:52:17 AM): well thats the stupidest question i've ever heard
blackdudegman (10:52:52 AM): well its a TRUE/FALSE question!!
blackdudegman (10:52:56 AM): duh!!
billyhumphries97 (10:53:03 AM): so you're saying all true/false questions are stupid
blackdudegman (10:53:16 AM): NO!!
billyhumphries97 (10:53:27 AM): i see
blackdudegman (10:53:44 AM): the true/fasle question wasnt stupid. its a TRIVIA question
billyhumphries97 (10:54:39 AM): thats not a trivia question either.
blackdudegman (10:54:57 AM): yes it is!!
billyhumphries97 (10:55:34 AM): you dont even know what a trivia question is
blackdudegman (10:55:48 AM): yes i do!!
blackdudegman (10:56:06 AM): and i bet YOU dont even know what an ENGINE SWAP IS!!
blackdudegman (10:56:21 AM): or how good it is to convert a FWD to an AWD
blackdudegman (10:56:32 AM): (positively)
billyhumphries97 (10:56:48 AM): unfortunately, i do not
billyhumphries97 (10:57:14 AM): i am a retard
blackdudegman (10:57:23 AM): HA HA HA HA!! and you call yourself a drifter and tuner and car enthusiast
billyhumphries97 (10:57:18 AM): like you
blackdudegman (10:57:39 AM): bitch please, im WAY FAR from a retard
billyhumphries97 (10:57:36 AM): i do not.. i said i want to be a drifter
billyhumphries97 (10:57:41 AM): not yet
blackdudegman (10:58:02 AM): BULLSHIT!! i bet YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CAR
billyhumphries97 (10:58:01 AM): i do too
blackdudegman (10:58:17 AM): NO YOU FUCKING DONT.
billyhumphries97 (10:58:20 AM): haha
billyhumphries97 (10:58:30 AM): i have a b19
blackdudegman (10:58:53 AM): if you have a car, you wouldnt be bullshiting about having 48 cars
blackdudegman (10:58:57 AM): or a b19
billyhumphries97 (10:58:55 AM): i made it
blackdudegman (10:59:16 AM): BULLSHIT!! YOURE NOT EVEN ASE CERTIFIED!!!
billyhumphries97 (10:59:25 AM): alright i'll stop bullshitting.
billyhumphries97 (10:59:38 AM): i am bored and have been fuckin with you for the last like 30 minutes
blackdudegman (10:59:48 AM): ha ha. your bullshiting shuts down here
billyhumphries97 (10:59:53 AM): i am ASE certified though
blackdudegman (11:00:07 AM): i knew you was!! it was a no-brainer
billyhumphries97 (11:00:14 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (11:00:33 AM): BULLSHIT!! i bet you cant even turn a wrench or screwdrive a screw
billyhumphries97 (11:00:44 AM): i am a parapalegic
blackdudegman (11:01:14 AM): BULLSHIT!! and i am the president of the USA
billyhumphries97 (11:01:19 AM): so no, i cannot use a wrench or a screwdriver
blackdudegman (11:01:34 AM): or a hammer
blackdudegman (11:01:36 AM): lol
billyhumphries97 (11:01:32 AM): no, we dont have a black president
blackdudegman (11:01:54 AM): and no you are not a parapalegic
billyhumphries97 (11:01:52 AM): i could be
blackdudegman (11:02:13 AM): yeah and i would die laughing
billyhumphries97 (11:02:09 AM): how are you so smart kainejuice?
blackdudegman (11:02:25 AM): who's kainejuice??
blackdudegman (11:02:33 AM): tell me more about him
billyhumphries97 (11:02:38 AM): i heard he likes to be fucked in the ass
blackdudegman (11:02:51 AM): ha ha ha!!
blackdudegman (11:03:05 AM): poor kid. how old is this asshhat
billyhumphries97 (11:03:14 AM): i dont know but he sounds like a fag
billyhumphries97 (11:03:23 AM): probably around 16-35
blackdudegman (11:03:39 AM): i think hes 16
blackdudegman (11:03:49 AM): is he a teenager\
billyhumphries97 (11:03:51 AM): idk you said you think he's 16
billyhumphries97 (11:03:57 AM): i was guessing
blackdudegman (11:04:12 AM): damn...
billyhumphries97 (11:04:30 AM): i hate that guy though
blackdudegman (11:04:47 AM): why do you hate him??
billyhumphries97 (11:04:49 AM): i hate people that drive sentras
blackdudegman (11:05:06 AM): good thing i dont! lol
blackdudegman (11:05:16 AM): why do you hate sentra owners??
blackdudegman (11:05:19 AM): BE SPECIFIC
blackdudegman (11:05:25 AM): like Matt Ward
blackdudegman (11:05:33 AM): aka halfbaked
billyhumphries97 (11:05:41 AM): yeah matt ward.
blackdudegman (11:06:17 AM): i heard that he has a 92 nissan sentra se-r.
blackdudegman (11:06:25 AM): why do you hate sentra owners??
billyhumphries97 (11:06:27 AM): i dont know, matt stone, i just dont know
blackdudegman (11:07:07 AM): i dont think that sentras are ugly and a useless piece of shit
billyhumphries97 (11:07:29 AM): why do you say that?
blackdudegman (11:07:51 AM): i used to own a 1983 sentra and then i got rid of it before i got my 92 honda prelude si
billyhumphries97 (11:07:59 AM): you have vtecH
billyhumphries97 (11:08:18 AM): lol
blackdudegman (11:08:31 AM): because they are not ugly.all off the sentras are good looking
blackdudegman (11:08:39 AM): even the b14's
billyhumphries97 (11:09:25 AM): yeah

[Ed]

i thought i was patient...

[BTLFED]

I IM'ed him just to start shit, and he was saying he was BTLFD. And he tried to get my IP adress many times.

EVERYONE on IA knows better than to think that that fucktard is me.

[Josh...]

EVERYONE on IA knows better than to think that that fucktard is me.

Yeah, as soon as I started to back him into a corner with his lies. He just all the sudden says this is BTLFED, gary went to go eat. And that he (you) banned me last night for making fun of gary.

[OneSlow5pt0]

he also said he was onebadbird

[Echonova]

Has anyone @ KSU ever confronted this retard IRL? I still think you're getting trolled.

[AnthonyF]

hahahahahahah that is hilarious. "DUDE" over 50 times

[Ed]

Has anyone @ KSU ever confronted this retard IRL? I still think you're getting trolled.

magius (jecht) has seen him in the student center, and magius asked him who he was on ia, since he saw the ia screen, and he said kaine. i believe thats what the story is.

[Echonova]

I believe in Unicorns too.

[Ed]

well i know magius personally and i dont think he'd make this shit up.

[Echonova]

I believe Magius LOL @ me believing you LOL

[thepolecat]

Ok, so I am about halfway through the old posts and I have a stomach acheand a wet shirt from crying from laughing.

[Humphrizzle]

he says integras and civics are good drift cars.

[xLSTONEx]

his dumbass IMed the other day saying it was "halfbaked" I guess he didn't know at the time that Matt was sitting on my bed right behind me and didn't know we were roommates.

I'd post up the conversation but a lot of racie words were used so I don't think it will be appropriate.

I just ended up blocking him.

[BlkCD5]

Why hasn't Kainejuice gotten beat the fuck up yet :???:

[Humphrizzle]

i would punch him in the throat but i'm 700 miles away.

[Hulud]

this right here is the funniest part of it all

blackdudegman (11:56:22 PM): why does your dumbass think that kaine is a retard when he has HOPE scholarship and he has a GPA higher than a 2.0 and he is pursuing a career in pharmacy and he PROVED ME WRONG in the fact that his car is LIGHTER than my pos 92 sentra se-r???

he thinks that with a 2.xx he's gonna even get ACCEPTED into pharmacy school? :lmao:

this kids a joke

[Humphrizzle]

lol at him thinking Hope = 2.0

[Hulud]

lol at him thinking Hope = 2.0
you only need a 2 something to KEEP hope i believe

[Ed]

you only need a 2 something to KEEP hope i believe

3.0

[thepolecat]

^yup- my roommate worked his ass off to try and get it back after loosing it

[ShooterMcGavin]

damn he's still alive...i was hoping he would've already driven that pos sentra of his off a cliff by now...or at least into a lake

[Humphrizzle]

gary membis likes it in the anus.

[ShooterMcGavin]

hmmm, that's a nice little rhyme there :D

[Echonova]

his dumbass IMed the other day saying it was "halfbaked" I guess he didn't know at the time that Matt was sitting on my bed right behind me and didn't know we were roommates. Takes that "Three's Company" thing to another level.

[Kyle]

I've been away and just read this. LMFAO. He is so dumb it is ridiculous. Thanks for the entertainment Ed.

[Kyle]

3.0
:goodjob: Yeah you need a 3.0. Ask Imbosile he just lost it, lol.

[Humphrizzle]

I'm going to try to get another conversation going on.. i'll post it when done.

[thepolecat]

anything yet?

[Humphrizzle]

nope.. i think he was masturbating to some B13s or B14s

[william_jeff]

lol

[Humphrizzle]

i told him i have a b16.

it was true

[Humphrizzle]

i just put up an alert that will tell me when he's online.

so i can be entertained again.

[william_jeff]

i blocked that bammer

[Humphrizzle]

i think its funny how stupid he is.

i put him in the assholes section on my buddy list.

[Ed]

he's not an asshole.

he's we todd it.

[william_jeff]

no no he's ryan high school parson

[Humphrizzle]

i dont have a we todd id section on my buddy list.

theres a cool kid section, a people idk section and assholes.

he fits mostly in the assholes.

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^he gives assholes a bad name :yes:

[djchoco]

OMG everyone that is posting under this STUPID ASS thread, GTFO!!!

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/gtfo_forum_11.jpg

[BTLFED]

OMG everyone that is posting under this STUPID ASS thread, GTFO!!!

http://media.damnfunnypictures.com/dfp/gtfo_forum_11.jpg

Who the fuck are you? Don't come on here like you think you run shit.

YOU GTFO -------------------------->

[Ed]

^^ what he said.

["B"]

Owned.

[djchoco]

Who the fuck are you? Don't come on here like you think you run shit.

YOU GTFO -------------------------->

do you REALLY want to know who the fuck i am, sonny?? if you do tell me first. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????:ninja:

[djchoco]

Owned.

:umno:

["B"]

do you REALLY want to know who the fuck i am, sonny?? if you do tell me first. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????:ninja:



That was weak as fuck. Sonny? What the fuck is that bullshit?

["B"]

:umno:


Big bad motherfucker that will fight and shoot too, huh? I call bullshit on your thugetry.

[djchoco]

That was weak as fuck. Sonny? What the fuck is that bullshit?

how was that weak as fuck? explain...

["B"]

how was that weak as fuck? explain...


It was a pathetic attempt at being a hard ass online. Sit back, watch, and pay attentio to the Vets of IA. Maybe you can learn something from THEM.

Then you can try again later.

[djchoco]

It was a pathetic attempt at being a hard ass online. Sit back, watch, and pay attentio to the Vets of IA. Maybe you can learn something from THEM.

Then you can try again later.

i doubt that you're a vet of IA!!:lmfao:

Now GTFO!!!

------------------------------->

["B"]

It was a pathetic attempt at being a hard ass online. Sit back, watch, and pay attentio to the Vets of IA. Maybe you can learn something from THEM.

Then you can try again later.


Highlighted for your stupidity.

[djchoco]

Highlighted for your stupidity.

now GTFO!!!!


----------------------------->

highlighted and enlagred for YOUR fucking stupidity

["B"]

now GTFO!!!!


----------------------------->

highlighted and enlagred for YOUR fucking stupidity


Bitch please. Know your role, boy.

[djchoco]

Bitch please. Know your role, boy.

my role is to come up here and tell douchetards like you to GTFO!!

["B"]

You have a lot to learn about the world and IA in general. You will understand one day though.

[djchoco]

You have a lot to learn about the world and IA in general. You will understand one day though.

i already understood how the world is, you asshat! but im new to IA. soon i will understand how this forum site is and works!! :goodjob:

[djchoco]

Who the fuck are you? Don't come on here like you think you run shit.

YOU GTFO -------------------------->

how about you or somebody else just close this lame ass thread!!

["B"]

how about you or somebody else just close this lame ass thread!!


How about you just shut the fuck up?

[djchoco]

How about you just shut the fuck up?

why should i you bmw-driving bitch??

[quickdodge®]

i think its funny how stupid he is.

I'm not pro-kainejuice, but isn't you calling him stupid kind of hypocritical with what you're doing? I mean within five minutes, you IM-ed him, then set your AIM to alert you when he gets online and then you turn around and block him? A little too infatuated, yes? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Who the fuck are you? Don't come on here like you think you run shit.

YOU GTFO -------------------------->


Isn't it obvious as to who it is? Later, QD.

["B"]

why should i you bmw-driving bitch??


I don't drive a BMW, although I am saving for one.


Dumbass.

[djchoco]

I'm not pro-kainejuice, but isn't you calling him stupid kind of hypocritical with what you're doing? I mean within five minutes, you IM-ed him, then set your AIM to alert you when he gets online and then you turn around and block him? A little too infatuated, yes? Later, QD.

i agree! it does seem kind of infatuated when you think about it! :goodjob:

[djchoco]

I don't drive a BMW, although I am saving for one.


Dumbass.

how the fuck was i supposed to know?? you common-senseless douchetard!!
i dont even know you. i didnt even know that you DONT have a bimmer!! what car do YOU got anyways??

[Maniaç]

djchoco, shut the hell up!

[djchoco]

djchoco, shut the hell up!

who the fuck are you to say that shit to me. "a nobody" would be the best answer to my question:goodjob: !

[quickdodge®]

who the fuck are you to say that shit to me. "a nobody" would be the best answer to my question:goodjob: !

You would be the perfect person to know the qualifications of being a nobody. Later, QD.

[Maniaç]

who the fuck are you to say that shit to me. "a nobody" would be the best answer to my question:goodjob: !Well from what i can tell you're black, therfore you're below me.. how sad for you. lol! you try very hard to sound hard, yet you're softer then baby shit.. now look "skippy".. stop barking and run along like a good dog..

[quickdodge®]

Well from what i can tell you're black, therfore you're below me.. how sad for you. lol! you try very hard to sound hard, yet you're softer then baby shit.. now look "skippy".. stop barking and run along like a good dog..

Choco's not black. He is only pretending to be. Later, QD.

[Maniaç]

Choco's not black. He is only pretending to be. Later, QD.lol! well he's pretending pretty damn well.

[djchoco]

Well from what i can tell you're black, therfore you're below me.. how sad for you. lol! you try very hard to sound hard, yet you're softer then baby shit.. now look "skippy".. stop barking and run along like a good dog..

bitch you are softer than kleenex tissue. hell you are even softer than cotton!! actually all black folks are ABOVE you, kiddo!! you're probably just an e-thuggin asshole who is trying to front on me for no good fucking reason!! now GAL AND GTFO you stupid ass bitch!!!:2up:

[Maniaç]

bitch you are softer than kleenex tissue. hell you are even softer than cotton!! that was fucking weak son! wtf? you didn't get my point when i said softer then baby "shit" huh? fucking newbie..
actually all black folks are ABOVE you, kiddo!! when i stop seeing homeless black people on the streets ill believe that.
you're probably just an e-thuggin asshole who is trying to front on me for no good fucking reason!! now GAL AND GTFO you stupid ass bitch!!!:2up: nothing of the sort, but i don't front. test me. and "shawty" i do have a life... believe it..

[quickdodge®]

His signature is funny. You have to have a gun before you can shoot anyone. And it can not have ever had an orange tip on it. Later, QD.

[djchoco]

that was fucking weak son! wtf? you didn't get my point when i said softer then baby "shit" huh? fucking newbie.. when i stop seeing homeless black people on the streets ill believe that. nothing of the sort, but i don't front. test me. and "shawty" i do have a life... believe it..

bitch you are soft as fucking angel soft tissue. and YOU are fucking weak cocklover!!

[Maniaç]

bitch you are soft as fucking angel soft tissue. and YOU are fucking weak cocklover!!Look at what you just said, and tell me straight up if you think that was funny or even a nice comback.

[quickdodge®]

As if you needed this, but here is the prrof in the pudding for Kainespew. THis was PM-ed to me by Whiteboy-Extraordinaire:


too bad im not WORSHIPING YOU!! (PWNT) im worshiping a guy named JESUS CHRIST!! you cant get like him!!

Now who the hail else calls a "self-pwnt" on other people? Later, QD.

[Maniaç]

hahaha! oh damn!

[Ed]

i called it. lol

[djchoco]

Look at what you just said, and tell me straight up if you think that was funny or even a nice comback.

it was BOTH!! you wouldnt know a GOOD comeback if you was asked to give an example of one!!!

[BTLFED]

do you REALLY want to know who the fuck i am, sonny?? if you do tell me first. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU????:ninja:

Your worst fucking nightmare. Watch your tone with me, boy.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ That's Kumjuice, Chris. Later, QD.

[BTLFED]

how about you or somebody else just close this lame ass thread!!

You obviously don't get it. You will find out the hard way.

[BTLFED]

^^^ That's Kumjuice, Chris. Later, QD.

Then he is using Eminothegreat's IP address.

[quickdodge®]

He just IM-ed me on AIM talking about that same shit on the boards. Later, QD.

[BTLFED]

He just IM-ed me on AIM talking about that same shit on the boards. Later, QD.

This douchebag has got to be the most pathetic person on the face of the earth. I have never seen someone so desperate to be on a board where EVERYONE HATES HIM. I hope me and Halfbaked never see him in real life. He WILL be stomped the fuck out.

[djchoco]

Your worst fucking nightmare. Watch your tone with me, boy.

all right. for one I AM NOT KAINEJUICE OR CUMJUICE OR whatever! second im Dj choco one of georgia's best dj's ever. and im also YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE!! what car do you own??

[djchoco]

This douchebag has got to be the most pathetic person on the face of the earth. I have never seen someone so desperate to be on a board where EVERYONE HATES HIM. I hope me and Halfbaked never see him in real life. He WILL be stomped the fuck out.

How the hell are you going to let slowdodge BRAINWASH YOUR ASS???:screwy:

[BTLFED]

all right. for one I AM NOT KAINEJUICE OR CUMJUICE OR whatever! second im Dj choco one of georgia's best dj's ever. and im also YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE!! what car do you own??

Bitch what do you own? I have 3 cars. I bet you suck as a DJ too. What do you spin? And no, waking up next to your mom in bed would be my worst fucking nightmare, that stupid cunt.

[BTLFED]

How the hell are you going to let slowdodge BRAINWASH YOUR ASS???:screwy:

He hasn't. My god you are fucking stupid. Somewhere, there is a shorbus with the door open waiting for you to get on, retard.

[djchoco]

He hasn't. My god you are fucking stupid. Somewhere, there is a shorbus with the door open waiting for you to get on, retard.

i did and it took me to your MOMMA'S HOUSE! and your momma wanted me to fuck her:idb: so i did her a favor and FUCKED HER!!!

[djchoco]

He hasn't. My god you are fucking stupid. Somewhere, there is a shorbus with the door open waiting for you to get on, retard.

Bitch please, the only people who is "stupid" up in here are you and your soulmate quickdodge!!!

GEORGIA is not a country, true or false?

[BTLFED]

i did and it took me to your MOMMA'S HOUSE! and your momma wanted me to fuck her:idb: so i did her a favor and FUCKED HER!!!

That was the dumbest comeback I have seen, but I expect nothing less from a retard like you.

[BTLFED]

Bitch please, the only people who is "stupid" up in here are you and your soulmate quickdodge!!!

can you tell me the capital of alaska??

You probably googled it, retard.

[djchoco]

That was the dumbest comeback I have seen, but I expect nothing less from a retard like you.

actually that was good for everyone else in this world but DUMB for you. you wouldnt know a good comeback if you was asked to give an example of one!!!:lmfao: :lmfao:

[BTLFED]

actually that was good for everyone else in this world but DUMB for you. you wouldnt know a good comeback if you was asked to give an example of one!!!:lmfao: :lmfao:

I have to dumb myself down to even have a conversation with you, retard.

Did your mom have any children that lived?

[djchoco]

You probably googled it, retard.

i was asking you a trivia question you STUPID ILLITERATE FUCK WITH READING COMPREHENSION DIFFICULTY!!!

georgia is not a country. true or false??

[Maniaç]

Why is everyone wasting their time with this motherfucker?

[BTLFED]

i was asking you a trivia question you STUPID ILLITERATE FUCK WITH READING COMPREHENSION DIFFICULTY!!!

georgia is not a country. true or false??

That wasn't the question originally. Ya know what? I'm done with you. Bye, retard faggot.

[BTLFED]

Why is everyone wasting their time with this motherfucker?

I'm not. He's gone now.

[Maniaç]

lol. Nice.

[BTLFED]

I'm fucking tired of retards coming on here fucking shit up worse than it already is.

[Maniaç]

Indeed. thats my job.

["B"]

how the fuck was i supposed to know?? you common-senseless douchetard!!
i dont even know you. i didnt even know that you DONT have a bimmer!! what car do YOU got anyways??







Douchebag, I have a 2007 Pathfinder.

[quickdodge®]

Douchebag, I have a 2007 Pathfinder.

Wow that was pointless. Kind of like owning a snow sled in Miami. Kaine was banned a few hours ago. Lolol. Later, QD.

["B"]

all right. for one I AM NOT KAINEJUICE OR CUMJUICE OR whatever! second im Dj choco one of georgia's best dj's ever. and im also YOUR WORST FUCKING NIGHTMARE!! what car do you own??


What a fucking joke. That was the funniest thing you have said all day.

[quickdodge®]

What a fucking joke. That was the funniest thing you have said all day.

He meant DJ Cholo. Later, QD.

["B"]

Wow that was pointless. Kind of like owning a snow sled in Miami. Kaine was banned a few hours ago. Lolol. Later, QD.


Sorry, next timem I will read from the last page forward.:slap:

[Humphrizzle]

how was that weak as fuck? explain...

blackdudegman (11:05:19 AM): BE SPECIFIC

[Humphrizzle]

I'm not pro-kainejuice, but isn't you calling him stupid kind of hypocritical with what you're doing? I mean within five minutes, you IM-ed him, then set your AIM to alert you when he gets online and then you turn around and block him? A little too infatuated, yes? Later, QD.


it's my entertainment.

good theory though.

[quickdodge®]

^^^ It's what I do. I try to figure out angles and see where people are going or came from and get them, lolol. Later, QD.

[BIGPIMPIN]

^^^ It's what I do. I try to figure out angles and see where people are going or came from and get them, lolol. Later, QD.

:rly: :thinking:

[Humphrizzle]

haha.

hey, another KaineJuice.

[BIGPIMPIN]

haha.

hey, another KaineJuice.

Kainejuice?? :thinking: who this is person?? is he on IA?

[Humphrizzle]

i dont know.. i think he's gay though.

i was in the red light district and there's a vid of him fucking a goat and suckin a dude off.

[BIGPIMPIN]

i dont know.. i think he's gay though.

i was in the red light district and there's a vid of him fucking a goat and suckin a dude off.

lol:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:






































shut the fuck up you asshole!!

[BIGPIMPIN]

that faggot ass kaine keeps Im'n me as well. I want to beat the shit out of that little retarded fucker

who the hell is kaine?? :thinking:

[Humphrizzle]

you seem kinda agitated when i called Gary Membis a chode muching cock smoker.

i am suspicious of you, pimp.

[BIGPIMPIN]

Last night that retard IM'ed me... this is it:

blackdudegman (11:40:03 PM): wat it do mayne
blackdudegman (11:40:25 PM): hey dude
blackdudegman (11:40:30 PM): dude!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:03 PM): DUDE!!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:08 PM): wake up man!!
YSLBTT (11:41:20 PM): what?
blackdudegman (11:41:35 PM): its your boy ha;lfbaked
blackdudegman (11:41:44 PM): check this out dude
blackdudegman (11:42:11 PM): i just found out from JDMmuscle "on IA" kainejuice's REAL home address
YSLBTT (11:42:22 PM): ok
blackdudegman (11:42:44 PM): its 2963 Valley View Circle, Powder Springs, GA 30127
YSLBTT (11:43:02 PM): who gives a fuck, no one cares about kaine
blackdudegman (11:43:17 PM): i do! thats why i want to whoop his ass
YSLBTT (11:43:29 PM): you know his address
YSLBTT (11:43:32 PM): go do it
blackdudegman (11:43:44 PM): yeah dude. but will you help me
blackdudegman (11:43:52 PM): whoop that tricks booty
blackdudegman (11:44:47 PM): well on the other hand i think that kaine is a pretty cool guy
YSLBTT (11:44:58 PM): ok. then dont whoop his ass.
blackdudegman (11:45:44 PM): but i want to whoop his ass and i want you to whoop his ass too!! we can go to his house this week and fight him, dude
YSLBTT (11:45:52 PM) : nah you got it.
blackdudegman (11:46:01 PM): lets teach that mother fucker a lesson
YSLBTT (11:46:05 PM): you dont need me, youre a big boy arent you
blackdudegman (11:46:22 PM): yeah, but dont you hate kaine as much as i do
YSLBTT (11:46:29 PM): lol
YSLBTT (11:46:30 PM): no
blackdudegman (11:46:53 PM): OH so you LIKE that mother fucker
YSLBTT (11:47:00 PM): LOL
blackdudegman (11:47:18 PM): its allright i got your little secret dude
YSLBTT (11:47:37 PM): ok dumbass. i gotta get some sleep. stop adding me on facebook, if i wanted a retard for a friend, i would have had added you a long time ago.
blackdudegman (11:48:07 PM): oh so you're calling me, Matt Ward, a retard??
YSLBTT (11:48:34 PM): no, im calling you, gary membis, a fucking retard, scum of the earth, lowest of the low.
blackdudegman (11:48:52 PM): but gary membis is who im fighting!!
blackdudegman (11:49:06 PM): and i doubt he would have the balls to IM you dude
YSLBTT (11:49:17 PM): you're pretty retarded.
blackdudegman (11:49:37 PM): is that ALL you can say??
blackdudegman (11:49:47 PM): man you need a dick, dude
YSLBTT (11:50:05 PM): you need a brain.
YSLBTT (11:50:34 PM): http://www.synergyoferedar.com/e107_images/newspost_images/1_1158096118_KILL_Y.jpg
YSLBTT (11:50:36 PM): just do it
blackdudegman (11:50:40 PM): all right. keep saying that im retarded. i guess halfbaked will request a IP ban for you
YSLBTT (11:50:47 PM): lol
blackdudegman (11:50:47 PM): im halfbaked
YSLBTT (11:50:48 PM): ok
YSLBTT (11:50:52 PM): ip ban for me
blackdudegman (11:51:31 PM): you WANT it you GOT it, BITCH!!! you fucking blockhead, you brazilian fucktard with no life and no balls
YSLBTT (11:51:45 PM) : lol
blackdudegman (11:51:51 PM): get a green card you immigrant pussy
YSLBTT (11:51:52 PM): nice try at insulting me...
blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people
YSLBTT (11:52:18 PM): right...
YSLBTT (11:52:24 PM): dont let me catch you around campus
blackdudegman (11:52:36 PM): guess what man, i traded my pos 92 sentra se-r for a 91 240sx
YSLBTT (11:52:55 PM): whatevr.
blackdudegman (11:53:03 PM): you should check it out dude
blackdudegman (11:53:19 PM): it has chameleon color paint
blackdudegman (11:53:30 PM): it goes from orange to red
blackdudegman (11:54:13 PM): and i got a question
blackdudegman (11:54:19 PM): to ask you
blackdudegman (11:54:20 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:54 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:55 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:57 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:58 PM): dude
YSLBTT (11:54:59 PM): fucking what man
blackdudegman (11:56:22 PM): why does your dumbass think that kaine is a retard when he has HOPE scholarship and he has a GPA higher than a 2.0 and he is pursuing a career in pharmacy and he PROVED ME WRONG in the fact that his car is LIGHTER than my pos 92 sentra se-r???
blackdudegman (11:56:33 PM): shit im a dumbass dude!
YSLBTT (11:56:57 PM): quit referring to yourself in third person.
blackdudegman (11:57:17 PM): how am i doing htat??
blackdudegman (11:57:26 PM): im just myself, matt ward
blackdudegman (11:57:31 PM): im just being myself
YSLBTT (11:57:33 PM): *sighs*

blackdudegman (11:57:59 PM): yeah what, whos the stupid fuck up in here! you!!!
blackdudegman (11:58:34 PM): get a better car. sell that lancer you call an evo and get a man's car like a toyota supra twin turbo or something
blackdudegman (11:58:59 PM): or a sentra
blackdudegman (11:59:06 PM): or a civic
YSLBTT (11:59:07 PM): or better yet, i should sell it and get a 97 sentra nismo edition, rare, 4 door, huh
YSLBTT (11:59:15 PM) : wait, i could buy like 30 of those if i sold my evo...
blackdudegman (11:59:43 PM): uh, bullshit dude! go buy a 93 nissan sentra XE-LE (limited edition) coupe
YSLBTT (11:59:56 PM): fuck you and your piece of shit car. lol

This morning, I log in and 2 seconds pass by and i get this...

blackdudegman: whats up dude
blackdudegman: what you been up to
blackdudegman: like i told you i just got my 91 240sx
blackdudegman: for real!!!!
blackdudegman: man, my shit is so sweet
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude

I didnt even reply. I dont feel like lowering my IQ.

Discuss.


DUDE! you suck @ life!!
go kill yourself!

[BIGPIMPIN]

you seem kinda agitated when i called Gary Membis a chode muching cock smoker.

i am suspicious of you, pimp.

man i was just kidding! damn i dont even know who gary membis is?? i just joined IA on the fourth of july

[Humphrizzle]

you have Gary Membis's qualities.

you fuck goats?

[Sammich]

bigpimpin = kaine

[BIGPIMPIN]

bigpimpin = kaine

bigpimpin INEQUALS kaine!!

[Humphrizzle]

that doesnt even make sense

[BIGPIMPIN]

you have Gary Membis's qualities.

you fuck goats?

bitch i fuck women:boobies: !! which is something YOU dont do because your orientation is: GAY!

i fuck girls, not goats. get on my level crackhead!

[william_jeff]

lol @ kaine's exposure

[Humphrizzle]

i am talking to you on aim too, ya know.

[BIGPIMPIN]

that doesnt even make sense

yes it does dumbass!!

maybe you need to enhance your fucking VOCABULARY :goodjob:

[Humphrizzle]

alright i enhanced it.. still doesnt make sense

[Lizbiz101]

bigpimpin = kaine No doubt:goodjob:

[william_jeff]

alright i enhanced it.. still doesnt make sense

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[BIGPIMPIN]

No doubt:goodjob:

bigpimpin> kaine!!

btw who the hell is kaine??

[Sammich]

your dumbass, fucking jerk

[Humphrizzle]

Here's a less funny convo..

blackdudegman (8:40:12 AM): dude!
billyhumphries97 (11:39:30 AM): sup man
blackdudegman (8:40:32 AM): what are you doing? jacking off??
billyhumphries97 (11:39:54 AM): nah im just readin some stuff about nissan sentras
billyhumphries97 (11:40:00 AM): what about you man?
blackdudegman (8:40:57 AM): interesting
billyhumphries97 (11:40:14 AM): yeah i want to know more about these amazing machines
blackdudegman (8:41:10 AM): just reading some stuff about honda civics
billyhumphries97 (11:40:31 AM): hondas have nothing on the sentra
blackdudegman (8:41:23 AM): you want to know more shit about sentras??
billyhumphries97 (11:40:37 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (8:41:31 AM): and vice versa
blackdudegman (8:41:47 AM): can i show you something?
billyhumphries97 (11:40:57 AM): k
billyhumphries97 (11:41:31 AM): what is it matt stone?
blackdudegman (8:42:37 AM): im finding it
billyhumphries97 (11:41:48 AM): alright
blackdudegman (8:43:13 AM): give me five mintues
billyhumphries97 (11:42:32 AM): alright
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billyhumphries97 (11:44:43 AM): what is this?
billyhumphries97 (11:44:57 AM): ahh thats bad ass.
blackdudegman (8:45:50 AM): a 1992 nissan sentra se-r coupe
billyhumphries97 (11:45:13 AM): i like how the side scoops help vent air to the trunk.
blackdudegman (8:46:14 AM): its much better looking than matt ward's POG (piece of garbage)
billyhumphries97 (11:45:38 AM): yeah.. his aint got nothin on that beast
blackdudegman (8:46:47 AM): i bet you wont show him this picture
billyhumphries97 (11:46:02 AM): what picture?
billyhumphries97 (11:46:08 AM): the one you just sent?
blackdudegman (8:47:05 AM): the picture i sent you
blackdudegman (8:47:08 AM): i got more
billyhumphries97 (11:46:22 AM): i'll post it up on IA.
blackdudegman (8:47:40 AM): thats my friend Gabe's sentra
blackdudegman (8:47:52 AM): that shits fast dude
billyhumphries97 (11:47:07 AM): i bet my civic is faster.
blackdudegman (8:48:11 AM): its smoke the shit out of matt ward's POS sentra se-r
billyhumphries97 (11:47:31 AM): i havent seen his
blackdudegman (8:48:24 AM): a civic??? lol
billyhumphries97 (11:47:35 AM): yeah
billyhumphries97 (11:47:48 AM): got like 300 horses man
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blackdudegman (8:49:22 AM): here the front of gabe's sentra
billyhumphries97 (11:48:46 AM): i changed my mind.. sentras are ugly.
blackdudegman (8:49:49 AM): and so are civics
billyhumphries97 (11:49:16 AM): i know..
blackdudegman (8:50:35 AM): and guess what
billyhumphries97 (11:49:50 AM): sup
billyhumphries97 (11:50:13 AM): http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2552999
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billyhumphries97 (11:50:18 AM): thats a g ass car
blackdudegman (8:51:27 AM): you mean "gay"
billyhumphries97 (11:51:00 AM): the only thing my honda sucks is a butt load of air in through my huge intake system fuel delivery
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billyhumphries97 (11:52:05 AM): these pictures are very clever.
billyhumphries97 (11:52:21 AM): i like the one with the guy with the fat neck.. awesome
blackdudegman (8:53:21 AM): do you think that your honda civic is fast??
blackdudegman (8:53:51 AM): huh??
billyhumphries97 (11:53:31 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (8:54:27 AM): well.
billyhumphries97 (11:53:36 AM): its awesome
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billyhumphries97 (11:55:21 AM): thats not my problem.
blackdudegman (8:56:30 AM): your honda civic is like this
billyhumphries97 (11:55:43 AM): hahaha you have a nissan sentra fetish
blackdudegman (8:57:13 AM): bullshit. by the way your honda civic is like...
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billyhumphries97 (11:57:31 AM): aw shucks you are hurting my feelings, lad.
blackdudegman (8:58:47 AM): aww whats wrong. well if the TRUTH hurts
billyhumphries97 (11:58:20 AM): it does.. it stings like a thousand bee stings
blackdudegman (8:59:30 AM): how many liters does your honda civic has?
billyhumphries97 (11:58:50 AM): less than a bottle of mountain dew
billyhumphries97 (11:59:32 AM): so gary, how did you become a failure in life?
blackdudegman (9:00:28 AM): even less than a bottle of aquafina water
blackdudegman (9:00:39 AM): who's gary??? and by the way
billyhumphries97 (11:59:54 AM): i mean matt stone
billyhumphries97 (12:00:29 PM): sadly, this is true.. i dont have a big engine
blackdudegman (9:01:33 AM): your honda civic is more like
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blackdudegman (9:01:43 AM): ha ha!!
blackdudegman (9:01:54 AM): you dont have a "big" engine
billyhumphries97 (12:01:08 PM): yes, my car is a lawn mower.
blackdudegman (9:02:10 AM): a blue lawn mower
billyhumphries97 (12:01:43 PM): how did you become a smart retard.. that is a great feat for a young man like you
billyhumphries97 (12:02:36 PM): http://www.oldwoodies.com/img/weird/83nissan_taj-jackobs_lr.jpg
blackdudegman (9:03:29 AM): smart retard?? that makes no sense. its as senseless as saying a dumb nerd
billyhumphries97 (12:02:45 PM): yeah.. it is.
billyhumphries97 (12:02:49 PM): but this is a cool car.
billyhumphries97 (12:02:57 PM): i made it out of wood
blackdudegman (9:04:06 AM): whatever
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blackdudegman (9:05:59 AM): this guy is happy that he beat Phong Throng's honda
billyhumphries97 (12:05:08 PM): 'i did..
billyhumphries97 (12:05:24 PM): who is that phong throng?
billyhumphries97 (12:05:40 PM): is he your boyfriend? i thought you were still in the closet.
blackdudegman (9:07:16 AM): oh no! i heard that he was your lover. and some people saw that YOU just came out of the closet last night
billyhumphries97 (12:07:27 PM): ooh that was a good one stupid
billyhumphries97 (12:07:35 PM): zing
blackdudegman (9:08:40 AM): ha ha. i know, dumbfuck!!
blackdudegman (9:08:46 AM): oooh
billyhumphries97 (12:08:00 PM): wow you just get better and better at this
blackdudegman (9:09:09 AM): you better recognize
blackdudegman (9:09:16 AM): that YOU are getting pwned
billyhumphries97 (12:08:36 PM): what is this pwned?
blackdudegman (9:09:48 AM): that response OWNED you
blackdudegman (9:09:57 AM): my last response
billyhumphries97 (12:10:27 PM): how do you own someone with a response?
billyhumphries97 (12:10:30 PM): i dont understand
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blackdudegman (9:11:44 AM): this is what will happen to your fucking civic
blackdudegman (9:11:52 AM): if you keep talking shit
blackdudegman (9:12:03 AM): and after i beat you with my hummer
billyhumphries97 (12:12:07 PM): wow you have a hummer and a nissan.
billyhumphries97 (12:12:22 PM): you crazy
blackdudegman (9:13:15 AM): a hummer a nissan and a honda
billyhumphries97 (12:12:34 PM): you ran over your own honda?
blackdudegman (9:13:28 AM): prelude that is
billyhumphries97 (12:12:41 PM): ooooh
billyhumphries97 (12:12:49 PM): i thought the civic was yours
billyhumphries97 (12:12:52 PM): you just cant park
blackdudegman (9:13:48 AM): preludes are 100% better than lame ass civics
billyhumphries97 (12:13:04 PM): preludes are rally cars
billyhumphries97 (12:13:14 PM): very heavy
blackdudegman (9:14:11 AM): and better than civics like yours
blackdudegman (9:14:22 AM): i bet you got a riced out civic
billyhumphries97 (12:15:56 PM): my civic is coo
billyhumphries97 (12:15:59 PM): where's your nissan
billyhumphries97 (12:16:04 PM): i'll show you mine
blackdudegman (9:18:59 AM): its at my house
blackdudegman (9:19:08 AM): and all of my cars are UNDER MY NAME!!
blackdudegman (9:19:14 AM): according to my title
billyhumphries97 (12:18:34 PM): mine is under my parking garage
billyhumphries97 (12:18:42 PM): i have 1 car. its good enough
blackdudegman (9:19:46 AM): 1 riced out car!
ATTENTION (12:19:20 PM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
blackdudegman (12:19:27 PM): you're so fucking stupid you dont even know what car you have!!
billyhumphries97 (12:19:34 PM): thats my car
blackdudegman (12:19:48 PM): i dont see it
billyhumphries97 (12:19:48 PM): want more pictures"?
blackdudegman (12:19:59 PM): i never even got ONE picture
billyhumphries97 (12:20:08 PM): well accept the picture thing
ATTENTION (12:20:11 PM): Direct IM session disconnected.
ATTENTION (12:20:13 PM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
blackdudegman (12:20:17 PM): i never got that notice
billyhumphries97 (12:20:22 PM): ah alright
billyhumphries97 (12:20:27 PM): got it yet?
blackdudegman (12:20:32 PM): otherwise i would have said that i seen it
blackdudegman (12:20:36 PM): NO!!
billyhumphries97 (12:20:44 PM): alright tell me when
blackdudegman (12:20:51 PM): i think you got an OLD ASS version of AIM
billyhumphries97 (12:21:05 PM): i just downloaded the thing like 2 weeks ago
blackdudegman (12:21:12 PM): the one thats as old as your fucking car
billyhumphries97 (12:21:22 PM): why do you CAPITALIZE EVERY other worD
billyhumphries97 (12:21:32 PM): its a 2000
billyhumphries97 (12:21:46 PM): i have aim 6.0
blackdudegman (12:21:47 PM): why are you mentally challenged??
billyhumphries97 (12:21:56 PM): i was born like that
blackdudegman (12:22:00 PM): sweet!!
billyhumphries97 (12:22:02 PM): duh
blackdudegman (12:22:08 PM): why am i even talking to you
billyhumphries97 (12:22:14 PM): you confuse the hell out of me.
billyhumphries97 (12:22:33 PM): how did you get accepted to college?
blackdudegman (12:22:39 PM): i bet you even have difficulty answering a simple question
billyhumphries97 (12:22:45 PM): i do.
billyhumphries97 (12:22:53 PM): because im retarded
billyhumphries97 (12:23:13 PM): thats the first thing you have to do when becoming a retard.. accepting
ATTENTION (12:23:19 PM): Direct IM session disconnected.
blackdudegman (9:24:20 AM): by filling out an application, having a hs diploma, being a smart guy, getting the required SAT and ACT scores
blackdudegman (9:24:28 AM): and the good grades needed and gpa
billyhumphries97 (12:23:52 PM): what did you graduate with?
blackdudegman (9:24:47 AM): thats how i got accpeted into college.
blackdudegman (9:24:53 AM): a 3.2GPA
billyhumphries97 (12:24:11 PM): i think you had your parents bribe the dean
blackdudegman (9:25:04 AM): thats good for a smart person
blackdudegman (9:25:14 AM): no briding involved
billyhumphries97 (12:24:25 PM): its pretty good on the retard diploma
blackdudegman (9:25:18 AM): bribing
blackdudegman (9:25:26 AM): no such thing
billyhumphries97 (12:24:44 PM): there is.. know the special education kids?
billyhumphries97 (12:24:50 PM): they get the retard diploma
billyhumphries97 (12:25:04 PM): i got a 3.9 GPA
blackdudegman (9:26:06 AM): theyh dont get retard diplomas! retard diplomas are illegal in this country
billyhumphries97 (12:25:31 PM): well my friend Gary Membis got one
blackdudegman (9:26:30 AM): i bet he didnt
billyhumphries97 (12:25:50 PM): i think so.. i saw it right after graduation
billyhumphries97 (12:26:03 PM): at chuck e cheez
blackdudegman (9:26:58 AM): oh yeah spealing of gary membis, i met that guy ywsterday
blackdudegman (9:27:13 AM): he's really cool, straight and funny
blackdudegman (9:27:16 AM): and smart
blackdudegman (9:27:46 AM): and i saw his honor HS diploma on his fireplace
billyhumphries97 (12:27:14 PM): in his fire place you mean
blackdudegman (9:28:07 AM): and you dont have a 3.9
blackdudegman (9:28:17 AM): no, ON his fireplace
billyhumphries97 (12:27:37 PM): you shouldnt burn gary's diploma
billyhumphries97 (12:27:40 PM): i do have a 3.9
blackdudegman (9:28:45 AM): no you dont. quit bullshitting cocksucker
billyhumphries97 (12:28:19 PM): dont be mad because im smarter than you
blackdudegman (9:29:13 AM): and gary has a 3.23 HSGPA
blackdudegman (9:29:27 AM): i mean had a 3.23 HSGPA when he graduated
billyhumphries97 (12:28:41 PM): yeah'
billyhumphries97 (12:28:52 PM): like i said.. thats average for the retard diploma
blackdudegman (9:29:46 AM): you're smarter than me in your dreams
blackdudegman (9:29:53 AM): or wet dreams
billyhumphries97 (12:29:05 PM): i dont have to dream about being smart
blackdudegman (9:30:03 AM): yes you do
billyhumphries97 (12:29:14 PM): you picture me picturing me naked?
blackdudegman (9:30:30 AM): thats something you do??
blackdudegman (9:30:37 AM): OMG you're a faggot
billyhumphries97 (12:30:08 PM): who told you?
blackdudegman (9:31:17 AM): Landon Stone told me that
billyhumphries97 (12:30:36 PM): who is that?
blackdudegman (9:31:36 AM): hee also said that you like it in the anus
billyhumphries97 (12:30:51 PM): he is your pimp you little whore you!
billyhumphries97 (12:30:54 PM): i knew it!!!
blackdudegman (9:31:56 AM): what pimp. im a pimp
blackdudegman (9:32:07 AM): i have no male pimps you douchebag
blackdudegman (9:32:21 AM): now get out of the gene pool
billyhumphries97 (12:31:50 PM): i dont have a pool
billyhumphries97 (12:31:57 PM): i was a test tube baby
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billyhumphries97 (12:33:01 PM): yeah
blackdudegman (9:34:38 AM): OMG i rest my case. YOU ARE A D-U-M-B-A-S-S!! literally
billyhumphries97 (12:33:59 PM): im a dum bass?
billyhumphries97 (12:34:02 PM): i dont like fish
blackdudegman (9:35:08 AM): YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
billyhumphries97 (12:34:40 PM): what is a fucktard?
billyhumphries97 (12:34:45 PM): BE SPECIFIC!
blackdudegman (9:38:13 AM): Y-O-U!!
billyhumphries97 (12:37:39 PM): can you be more DETAILIC!
blackdudegman (9:39:03 AM): Y-O-U
billyhumphries97 (12:38:58 PM): so no? you cant me more specific?
blackdudegman (9:40:52 AM): yeah, heres the answer!!
blackdudegman (9:40:57 AM): ahem

[BIGPIMPIN]

Here's a less funny convo..

blackdudegman (8:40:12 AM): dude!
billyhumphries97 (11:39:30 AM): sup man
blackdudegman (8:40:32 AM): what are you doing? jacking off??
billyhumphries97 (11:39:54 AM): nah im just readin some stuff about nissan sentras
billyhumphries97 (11:40:00 AM): what about you man?
blackdudegman (8:40:57 AM): interesting
billyhumphries97 (11:40:14 AM): yeah i want to know more about these amazing machines
blackdudegman (8:41:10 AM): just reading some stuff about honda civics
billyhumphries97 (11:40:31 AM): hondas have nothing on the sentra
blackdudegman (8:41:23 AM): you want to know more shit about sentras??
billyhumphries97 (11:40:37 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (8:41:31 AM): and vice versa
blackdudegman (8:41:47 AM): can i show you something?
billyhumphries97 (11:40:57 AM): k
billyhumphries97 (11:41:31 AM): what is it matt stone?
blackdudegman (8:42:37 AM): im finding it
billyhumphries97 (11:41:48 AM): alright
blackdudegman (8:43:13 AM): give me five mintues
billyhumphries97 (11:42:32 AM): alright
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billyhumphries97 (11:44:43 AM): what is this?
billyhumphries97 (11:44:57 AM): ahh thats bad ass.
blackdudegman (8:45:50 AM): a 1992 nissan sentra se-r coupe
billyhumphries97 (11:45:13 AM): i like how the side scoops help vent air to the trunk.
blackdudegman (8:46:14 AM): its much better looking than matt ward's POG (piece of garbage)
billyhumphries97 (11:45:38 AM): yeah.. his aint got nothin on that beast
blackdudegman (8:46:47 AM): i bet you wont show him this picture
billyhumphries97 (11:46:02 AM): what picture?
billyhumphries97 (11:46:08 AM): the one you just sent?
blackdudegman (8:47:05 AM): the picture i sent you
blackdudegman (8:47:08 AM): i got more
billyhumphries97 (11:46:22 AM): i'll post it up on IA.
blackdudegman (8:47:40 AM): thats my friend Gabe's sentra
blackdudegman (8:47:52 AM): that shits fast dude
billyhumphries97 (11:47:07 AM): i bet my civic is faster.
blackdudegman (8:48:11 AM): its smoke the shit out of matt ward's POS sentra se-r
billyhumphries97 (11:47:31 AM): i havent seen his
blackdudegman (8:48:24 AM): a civic??? lol
billyhumphries97 (11:47:35 AM): yeah
billyhumphries97 (11:47:48 AM): got like 300 horses man
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blackdudegman (8:49:22 AM): here the front of gabe's sentra
billyhumphries97 (11:48:46 AM): i changed my mind.. sentras are ugly.
blackdudegman (8:49:49 AM): and so are civics
billyhumphries97 (11:49:16 AM): i know..
blackdudegman (8:50:35 AM): and guess what
billyhumphries97 (11:49:50 AM): sup
billyhumphries97 (11:50:13 AM): http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2552999
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billyhumphries97 (11:50:18 AM): thats a g ass car
blackdudegman (8:51:27 AM): you mean "gay"
billyhumphries97 (11:51:00 AM): the only thing my honda sucks is a butt load of air in through my huge intake system fuel delivery
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billyhumphries97 (11:52:05 AM): these pictures are very clever.
billyhumphries97 (11:52:21 AM): i like the one with the guy with the fat neck.. awesome
blackdudegman (8:53:21 AM): do you think that your honda civic is fast??
blackdudegman (8:53:51 AM): huh??
billyhumphries97 (11:53:31 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (8:54:27 AM): well.
billyhumphries97 (11:53:36 AM): its awesome
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billyhumphries97 (11:55:21 AM): thats not my problem.
blackdudegman (8:56:30 AM): your honda civic is like this
billyhumphries97 (11:55:43 AM): hahaha you have a nissan sentra fetish
blackdudegman (8:57:13 AM): bullshit. by the way your honda civic is like...
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billyhumphries97 (11:57:31 AM): aw shucks you are hurting my feelings, lad.
blackdudegman (8:58:47 AM): aww whats wrong. well if the TRUTH hurts
billyhumphries97 (11:58:20 AM): it does.. it stings like a thousand bee stings
blackdudegman (8:59:30 AM): how many liters does your honda civic has?
billyhumphries97 (11:58:50 AM): less than a bottle of mountain dew
billyhumphries97 (11:59:32 AM): so gary, how did you become a failure in life?
blackdudegman (9:00:28 AM): even less than a bottle of aquafina water
blackdudegman (9:00:39 AM): who's gary??? and by the way
billyhumphries97 (11:59:54 AM): i mean matt stone
billyhumphries97 (12:00:29 PM): sadly, this is true.. i dont have a big engine
blackdudegman (9:01:33 AM): your honda civic is more like
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blackdudegman (9:01:43 AM): ha ha!!
blackdudegman (9:01:54 AM): you dont have a "big" engine
billyhumphries97 (12:01:08 PM): yes, my car is a lawn mower.
blackdudegman (9:02:10 AM): a blue lawn mower
billyhumphries97 (12:01:43 PM): how did you become a smart retard.. that is a great feat for a young man like you
billyhumphries97 (12:02:36 PM): http://www.oldwoodies.com/img/weird/83nissan_taj-jackobs_lr.jpg
blackdudegman (9:03:29 AM): smart retard?? that makes no sense. its as senseless as saying a dumb nerd
billyhumphries97 (12:02:45 PM): yeah.. it is.
billyhumphries97 (12:02:49 PM): but this is a cool car.
billyhumphries97 (12:02:57 PM): i made it out of wood
blackdudegman (9:04:06 AM): whatever
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blackdudegman (9:05:59 AM): this guy is happy that he beat Phong Throng's honda
billyhumphries97 (12:05:08 PM): 'i did..
billyhumphries97 (12:05:24 PM): who is that phong throng?
billyhumphries97 (12:05:40 PM): is he your boyfriend? i thought you were still in the closet.
blackdudegman (9:07:16 AM): oh no! i heard that he was your lover. and some people saw that YOU just came out of the closet last night
billyhumphries97 (12:07:27 PM): ooh that was a good one stupid
billyhumphries97 (12:07:35 PM): zing
blackdudegman (9:08:40 AM): ha ha. i know, dumbfuck!!
blackdudegman (9:08:46 AM): oooh
billyhumphries97 (12:08:00 PM): wow you just get better and better at this
blackdudegman (9:09:09 AM): you better recognize
blackdudegman (9:09:16 AM): that YOU are getting pwned
billyhumphries97 (12:08:36 PM): what is this pwned?
blackdudegman (9:09:48 AM): that response OWNED you
blackdudegman (9:09:57 AM): my last response
billyhumphries97 (12:10:27 PM): how do you own someone with a response?
billyhumphries97 (12:10:30 PM): i dont understand
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blackdudegman (9:11:44 AM): this is what will happen to your fucking civic
blackdudegman (9:11:52 AM): if you keep talking shit
blackdudegman (9:12:03 AM): and after i beat you with my hummer
billyhumphries97 (12:12:07 PM): wow you have a hummer and a nissan.
billyhumphries97 (12:12:22 PM): you crazy
blackdudegman (9:13:15 AM): a hummer a nissan and a honda
billyhumphries97 (12:12:34 PM): you ran over your own honda?
blackdudegman (9:13:28 AM): prelude that is
billyhumphries97 (12:12:41 PM): ooooh
billyhumphries97 (12:12:49 PM): i thought the civic was yours
billyhumphries97 (12:12:52 PM): you just cant park
blackdudegman (9:13:48 AM): preludes are 100% better than lame ass civics
billyhumphries97 (12:13:04 PM): preludes are rally cars
billyhumphries97 (12:13:14 PM): very heavy
blackdudegman (9:14:11 AM): and better than civics like yours
blackdudegman (9:14:22 AM): i bet you got a riced out civic
billyhumphries97 (12:15:56 PM): my civic is coo
billyhumphries97 (12:15:59 PM): where's your nissan
billyhumphries97 (12:16:04 PM): i'll show you mine
blackdudegman (9:18:59 AM): its at my house
blackdudegman (9:19:08 AM): and all of my cars are UNDER MY NAME!!
blackdudegman (9:19:14 AM): according to my title
billyhumphries97 (12:18:34 PM): mine is under my parking garage
billyhumphries97 (12:18:42 PM): i have 1 car. its good enough
blackdudegman (9:19:46 AM): 1 riced out car!
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blackdudegman (12:19:27 PM): you're so fucking stupid you dont even know what car you have!!
billyhumphries97 (12:19:34 PM): thats my car
blackdudegman (12:19:48 PM): i dont see it
billyhumphries97 (12:19:48 PM): want more pictures"?
blackdudegman (12:19:59 PM): i never even got ONE picture
billyhumphries97 (12:20:08 PM): well accept the picture thing
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ATTENTION (12:20:13 PM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
blackdudegman (12:20:17 PM): i never got that notice
billyhumphries97 (12:20:22 PM): ah alright
billyhumphries97 (12:20:27 PM): got it yet?
blackdudegman (12:20:32 PM): otherwise i would have said that i seen it
blackdudegman (12:20:36 PM): NO!!
billyhumphries97 (12:20:44 PM): alright tell me when
blackdudegman (12:20:51 PM): i think you got an OLD ASS version of AIM
billyhumphries97 (12:21:05 PM): i just downloaded the thing like 2 weeks ago
blackdudegman (12:21:12 PM): the one thats as old as your fucking car
billyhumphries97 (12:21:22 PM): why do you CAPITALIZE EVERY other worD
billyhumphries97 (12:21:32 PM): its a 2000
billyhumphries97 (12:21:46 PM): i have aim 6.0
blackdudegman (12:21:47 PM): why are you mentally challenged??
billyhumphries97 (12:21:56 PM): i was born like that
blackdudegman (12:22:00 PM): sweet!!
billyhumphries97 (12:22:02 PM): duh
blackdudegman (12:22:08 PM): why am i even talking to you
billyhumphries97 (12:22:14 PM): you confuse the hell out of me.
billyhumphries97 (12:22:33 PM): how did you get accepted to college?
blackdudegman (12:22:39 PM): i bet you even have difficulty answering a simple question
billyhumphries97 (12:22:45 PM): i do.
billyhumphries97 (12:22:53 PM): because im retarded
billyhumphries97 (12:23:13 PM): thats the first thing you have to do when becoming a retard.. accepting
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blackdudegman (9:24:20 AM): by filling out an application, having a hs diploma, being a smart guy, getting the required SAT and ACT scores
blackdudegman (9:24:28 AM): and the good grades needed and gpa
billyhumphries97 (12:23:52 PM): what did you graduate with?
blackdudegman (9:24:47 AM): thats how i got accpeted into college.
blackdudegman (9:24:53 AM): a 3.2GPA
billyhumphries97 (12:24:11 PM): i think you had your parents bribe the dean
blackdudegman (9:25:04 AM): thats good for a smart person
blackdudegman (9:25:14 AM): no briding involved
billyhumphries97 (12:24:25 PM): its pretty good on the retard diploma
blackdudegman (9:25:18 AM): bribing
blackdudegman (9:25:26 AM): no such thing
billyhumphries97 (12:24:44 PM): there is.. know the special education kids?
billyhumphries97 (12:24:50 PM): they get the retard diploma
billyhumphries97 (12:25:04 PM): i got a 3.9 GPA
blackdudegman (9:26:06 AM): theyh dont get retard diplomas! retard diplomas are illegal in this country
billyhumphries97 (12:25:31 PM): well my friend Gary Membis got one
blackdudegman (9:26:30 AM): i bet he didnt
billyhumphries97 (12:25:50 PM): i think so.. i saw it right after graduation
billyhumphries97 (12:26:03 PM): at chuck e cheez
blackdudegman (9:26:58 AM): oh yeah spealing of gary membis, i met that guy ywsterday
blackdudegman (9:27:13 AM): he's really cool, straight and funny
blackdudegman (9:27:16 AM): and smart
blackdudegman (9:27:46 AM): and i saw his honor HS diploma on his fireplace
billyhumphries97 (12:27:14 PM): in his fire place you mean
blackdudegman (9:28:07 AM): and you dont have a 3.9
blackdudegman (9:28:17 AM): no, ON his fireplace
billyhumphries97 (12:27:37 PM): you shouldnt burn gary's diploma
billyhumphries97 (12:27:40 PM): i do have a 3.9
blackdudegman (9:28:45 AM): no you dont. quit bullshitting cocksucker
billyhumphries97 (12:28:19 PM): dont be mad because im smarter than you
blackdudegman (9:29:13 AM): and gary has a 3.23 HSGPA
blackdudegman (9:29:27 AM): i mean had a 3.23 HSGPA when he graduated
billyhumphries97 (12:28:41 PM): yeah'
billyhumphries97 (12:28:52 PM): like i said.. thats average for the retard diploma
blackdudegman (9:29:46 AM): you're smarter than me in your dreams
blackdudegman (9:29:53 AM): or wet dreams
billyhumphries97 (12:29:05 PM): i dont have to dream about being smart
blackdudegman (9:30:03 AM): yes you do
billyhumphries97 (12:29:14 PM): you picture me picturing me naked?
blackdudegman (9:30:30 AM): thats something you do??
blackdudegman (9:30:37 AM): OMG you're a faggot
billyhumphries97 (12:30:08 PM): who told you?
blackdudegman (9:31:17 AM): Landon Stone told me that
billyhumphries97 (12:30:36 PM): who is that?
blackdudegman (9:31:36 AM): hee also said that you like it in the anus
billyhumphries97 (12:30:51 PM): he is your pimp you little whore you!
billyhumphries97 (12:30:54 PM): i knew it!!!
blackdudegman (9:31:56 AM): what pimp. im a pimp
blackdudegman (9:32:07 AM): i have no male pimps you douchebag
blackdudegman (9:32:21 AM): now get out of the gene pool
billyhumphries97 (12:31:50 PM): i dont have a pool
billyhumphries97 (12:31:57 PM): i was a test tube baby
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billyhumphries97 (12:33:01 PM): yeah
blackdudegman (9:34:38 AM): OMG i rest my case. YOU ARE A D-U-M-B-A-S-S!! literally
billyhumphries97 (12:33:59 PM): im a dum bass?
billyhumphries97 (12:34:02 PM): i dont like fish
blackdudegman (9:35:08 AM): YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
billyhumphries97 (12:34:40 PM): what is a fucktard?
billyhumphries97 (12:34:45 PM): BE SPECIFIC!
blackdudegman (9:38:13 AM): Y-O-U!!
billyhumphries97 (12:37:39 PM): can you be more DETAILIC!
blackdudegman (9:39:03 AM): Y-O-U
billyhumphries97 (12:38:58 PM): so no? you cant me more specific?
blackdudegman (9:40:52 AM): yeah, heres the answer!!
blackdudegman (9:40:57 AM): ahem

lolol:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

damn!!

[BIGPIMPIN]

your dumbass, fucking jerk

Im Julius!! and people call me Julio!!

[HalfBaked]

That kid is obsessed with me and my roommate...he seriously needs his ass beaten.

[BIGPIMPIN]

I doubt:goodjob:

i know you do!!

[BIGPIMPIN]

That kid is obsessed with me and my roommate...he seriously needs his ass beaten.

i know right!! who is going to be brave enough to do the job???

[HalfBaked]

i know right!! who is going to be brave enough to do the job???
Me.

Gary doesn't know it, but we have already planned on jumping him one night later this week. We have his schedule down so we know when and where. There is like 5 of us doing it.

[Humphrizzle]

really, what other reason would a noob just come in and post in this thread?

[Sammich]

lol

[Humphrizzle]

true right?

[BIGPIMPIN]

Me.

Gary doesn't know it, but we have already planned on jumping him one night later this week. We have his schedule down so we know when and where. There is like 5 of us doing it.

i hope he/she does! but i heard that halfbaked and phatboislim likes dick entering their ani --anuses

[Sammich]

true right?

truth a bit much lol

[Humphrizzle]

ani -- anuses?

what the fuck gary? i mean julia.

[BIGPIMPIN]

ani -- anuses?

what the fuck gary? i mean julia.
who's julia???

my name is julius!

aka big pimp on deck!! you fucking faggot!!

[Humphrizzle]

bulletproof niggas!

are you in kainejuice's gang?

[BIGPIMPIN]

Me.

Gary doesn't know it, but we have already planned on jumping him one night later this week. We have his schedule down so we know when and where. There is like 5 of us doing it.

hey dude. do you have AIM?/

[Humphrizzle]

what's AIM?/

[BIGPIMPIN]

bulletproof niggas!


are you in kainejuice's gang?

hell no! im not a gangster!!

[Humphrizzle]

o den u laim

[BIGPIMPIN]

o den u laim

i know and i dont give a fuck you lame ass bitch!!

[HalfBaked]

hey dude. do you have AIM?/
Yup, my AIM is good. At the range the other day I was on target with all my shots.

If I was Gary I'd be afraid.

[Ed]

lol i thought about saying something like that halfbaked...

anyway, you guys hear about those 1997 Nissan Sentra GXE-le, "Nismo" Limted Edition. its slightly modified and evrythang?

i hear they are HOT FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shit must be fast...

faster than my lancer with an evo bodykit and evo badges.

[BIGPIMPIN]

lol i thought about saying something like that halfbaked...

anyway, you guys hear about those 1997 Nissan Sentra GXE-le, "Nismo" Limted Edition. its slightly modified and evrythang?

i hear they are HOT FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

shit must be fast...

faster than my lancer with an evo bodykit and evo badges.

you got that right. at least sentras are better than wannabe evos!! lol

[Ed]

thats right....

my inturhkewluhz is just for show and my turbo is not evne bolted on, i duct taped that shit...

[BIGPIMPIN]

Yup, my AIM is good. At the range the other day I was on target with all my shots.


If I was Gary I'd be afraid.



so your AIM s.n is "good".:thinking:

and i bet you never held a heater in your life!!

[Humphrizzle]

are you gary's nongankser brother or something?

because you both are equally retarded.

[BIGPIMPIN]

Yup, my AIM is good. At the range the other day I was on target with all my shots.


If I was Gary I'd be afraid.



so your AIM s.n is "good".:thinking:

and i bet you never held a heater in your life!!

[BIGPIMPIN]

thats right....

my inturhkewluhz is just for show and my turbo is not evne bolted on, i duct taped that shit...

lol!! so how does it feel to be a RICER????

































ricer boy!!

[OneSlow5pt0]

so your AIM s.n is "good".:thinking:

and i bet you never held a heater in your life!!

cause having a gun really makes u a man:rolleyes:

[BIGPIMPIN]

are you gary's nongankser brother or something?

because you both are equally retarded.

who's gary???

how can i be brothers with someone i dont know:thinking: and by the way i have no brothers that are named "gary"!

[BIGPIMPIN]

are you gary's nongankser brother or something?

because you both are equally retarded.

my IQ is 200+

how does that represent a retarded person??

[BIGPIMPIN]

Yup, my AIM is good. At the range the other day I was on target with all my shots.

If I was Gary I'd be afraid.

you're going to kill Gary Coleman???? :lmfao:

come on, he has a kidney disease!

[Ed]

it feels great to be a ricer...

[BIGPIMPIN]

are you gary's nongankser brother or something?

because you both are equally retarded.

thanks for exposing YOUR retardation!!!:lmfao: :lmfao:

[BIGPIMPIN]

it feels great to be a ricer...


:ninja: i'll remember THAT!!

[Ed]

:ninja: i'll remember THAT!!

so how does it feel to be a...

http://www.jkrewe.com/?q=system/files/n_ggers.JPG

??????????

[HalfBaked]

CAN I BUY AN "I"?!?!?!

[Ed]

CAN I BUY AN "I"?!?!?!

you got it...

over here, we got these fantastic prizes...

on door number 1.... we got +1 reps

on door number 2.... we got +1 reps

on door number 3.... we got +1 reps

which will you choose?

[Sammich]

thats right....

my inturhkewluhz is just for show and my turbo is not evne bolted on, i duct taped that shit...

damn that's rice

[Humphrizzle]

"Damn it feels good to be a ricer.."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL9ihXiFAko

[BlkCD5]

Yup, i imed his faggot ass and he seems to have a thing for BTLFED.



DreaminImports03: i was wondering on an awd conversion for a Honda
DreaminImports03: since i saw it mentioned in a thread off IA
DreaminImports03: i need to make my honda wicked fast & sick
blackdudegman: oh really.
DreaminImports03: so i can keep those white girls
blackdudegman: all right i can help you out.
blackdudegman: there is someone that i know that can help you
DreaminImports03: is your sentra turbo?
blackdudegman: do you know where Nalley Infiniti is??
DreaminImports03: which one?
blackdudegman: the one on cobb parkway in marietta, ga??
DreaminImports03: no, but i can find it
blackdudegman: anyways, go there and go into the building
blackdudegman: if you see a dealer or receptionist, ask him/her for chris
blackdudegman: chris is a certified honda junkie
DreaminImports03: ok
DreaminImports03: does he know anything about rotaries
blackdudegman: and he can be willing to give you advice
DreaminImports03: cus i'd consider making my car rotary too
blackdudegman: yes he does
blackdudegman: but let me tell you something "vital' about chris!!
DreaminImports03: i have a 13b and want to do a dual engine setup
DreaminImports03: kinda like hybrid shit
blackdudegman: let me tell you something about chris aka BTLFED
blackdudegman: are you ready
DreaminImports03: yea
blackdudegman: chris is retarded, uneducated, college-degreeless, stupid, hopeless and lifeless. and Chris likes it when a dick enters his anus--just a friendly warning. if you meet him for the first time, he may ask you to stick your dick in his ass for a blowjob-- he loves them!
DreaminImports03: thats brokeback
blackdudegman: i know.&nbsp; he asked me to do that same thing and i just ran away from his faggot ass
blackdudegman: i ran out the building
DreaminImports03: you do know that they're people who make bank without a college degree
DreaminImports03: doing legit shit
blackdudegman: and he looks like a billy-goat
DreaminImports03: also i heard that you're gay as fuck
DreaminImports03: and that Half baked is gonna put your sentra to shame
blackdudegman: and another warning, you dont want to turn your back on him because he will try to "mount" you!!
DreaminImports03: in addition to beating your "dumbass"
blackdudegman: im STRAIGHT as fuck!!
blackdudegman: i have a dumbass! i know. i fuck her and play with her
blackdudegman: you're right

[Ed]

Yup, i imed his faggot ass and he seems to have a thing for BTLFED.

oh damn...

when chris logs in tonight and sees this:


blackdudegman: chris is retarded, uneducated, college-degreeless, stupid, hopeless and lifeless. and Chris likes it when a dick enters his anus--just a friendly warning. if you meet him for the first time, he may ask you to stick your dick in his ass for a blowjob-- he loves them!

kaine is gonna get raped...

[BIGPIMPIN]

oh damn...

when chris logs in tonight and sees this:



kaine is gonna get raped...


oh damn!!! i would hate to be in kaine's shoes










































or even christina's shoes!:lmfao: :lmfao:

[BIGPIMPIN]

you got it...

over here, we got these fantastic prizes...

on door number 1.... we got +1 reps

on door number 2.... we got +1 reps

on door number 3.... we got +1 reps

which will you choose?

i choose door number 3!!!

[HalfBaked]

I can't wait until Gary Membis's face is pouring out blood.

[BIGPIMPIN]

I can't wait until Gary Membis's face is pouring out blood.

oooh i want to see that? where are you going to fight that guy??