JJ Alfano

[stillaneon]

YOU'RE NOT COOL!



Give it up, you know very little about cars much less 240's. You really have no life trying to insult me. I'm glad that you think your cool because you work at Summit. But as said above your not. So its as easy as this... Stop PMing me, stop trying to tell people what their cars are worth, AND FOR GODS SAKES


STOP THROWING CATS IN THE DRYER!!!!!!!!!!!!


Say as much shit as you want, but until you line your 240 against me, I will take everything you say with a grain of salt. Get off IA, take your lazy ass out side and fix your "KA-T"

[Double_0_Rusty]

He is pretty gay....have you seen his "drifting video"?

[scabtastic]

pwned

[Double_0_Rusty]

^^^agreed

[stillaneon]

you mean is understeer video where he almost broke an axle.... DUMBASS

[koukis14]

Staying out of this one.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Staying out of this one.
x2

[stillaneon]

I was going to until I started getting PMs

[ep9716]

Stayin Out But OWENED!!!!

[Double_0_Rusty]

you mean is understeer video where he almost broke an axle.... DUMBASS

yeah thats the one. I :lmfao: my ass off:yes:

[Echonova]

Damn, this kid is getting owned on every board he goes too.

[ahmonrah]

kitty jerky anyone ? ! :lmfao:

[Driftk1d350z]

lmao

OWNED

[sirkus]

post the pm's lol

[thinkfast®]

THAT FAGGOT WORKS @ SUMMIT?? I HAVE A OIL PAN I NEED TO RETURN, ILL BE SURE TO HUMILIATE HIM IN FRONT OF HIS CO-WORKERS LOL

SHORT STORY CAT MURDER MYSTERIES FTW

[Sammich]

this thread is taking a turn for the tumble

[cactusEG]

jj is my bitch

[The Yousef]

240s are ghey and so are their owners....

[santacruz77]

ya but we are not all such faggots like jj i think we ould all be better if he died in a fire. i havnt even seen him say anything good on this site or even any one agree with him. but yes he is a fag and needs to stay out of peoples threads.

[coolcat]

I can 100% vouche for JJ's faggotry, I've got his mAd TyTe "drifting" video in my sig, so if anyone doesn't believe that he's a total faggot, just watch the video and you'll see. Whats especially gay about him is how he goes to EVERY 240 for sale and downprices it with his "JJ alfagso fairbook price" FAG.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

Here are our PM conversations, WORD FOR WORD.


ME: Shut up tubby, dont say shit to me.

Donnie: Go understeer your car gay kid, Im hungry. Can I eat your cat you threw in the dryer?

Me: yet another white trash kid with a mopar thinking hes badass cause hes got a 240 to keep with the JDM leetness, lmfao. i swear, if i didnt know who you were, id swear you were still in high school. porky.

Donnie: Stop calling me fat!! That hurts my feelings *tear* MY NEON RULES!!!!!

Me: I get it dude, MOPAR. Yeah yeah, Ive heard it plenty of times already. Damn. Maybe we should go understeering together or something. Ill just push my 240 sideways.

Donnie: Its not MOPAR its DSM idiot, lol.

Me: My moms PT Cruiser GT has the same set-up bitch shut yo mouth.

Donnie: At least I dont make sandwiches for a living lololololol MOPAR!

Me: Summit makes sandwiches? No shit... You would bring food into this conversation wouldnt you fatass.

Donnie: D00d go fix your KA-T so we can go drift together man, I miss you.

Me: Alright man, just give me a call.

[thinkfast®]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q320/silverviper491/gaythreadut4oo2.jpg

[santacruz77]

lol yes it is because JJ just wrote somthing. JJ you sir are really just a waste. diaf

[psychodrama_81]

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q320/silverviper491/gaythreadut4oo2.jpgI LOL'ed

[santacruz77]

lol +1 for that sig

[auxiliary]

wait did that guy call his neon a dsm?

[OneSlow5pt0]

wait did that guy call his neon a dsm?

SRT-4 = old Eclipse turbo...i think

[auxiliary]

SRT-4 = old Eclipse turbo...i think

eclipse turbo had a 4g63....

I don't think the srt-4 has a 4g63....or is a dsm. I am pretty sure there are only a couple of cars that are "classified" as being a DSM.

I know the block may share similarities with a mitsubishi but I am pretty sure it's not a dsm....

[TheGodfather]

..DSM....dyke sports motors?!

[Elbow]

JJ FTL DSM FTW

I wanna understeer my RWD car in a parking lot

[OneSlow5pt0]

eclipse turbo had a 4g63....

I don't think the srt-4 has a 4g63....or is a dsm. I am pretty sure there are only a couple of cars that are "classified" as being a DSM.

I know the block may share similarities with a mitsubishi but I am pretty sure it's not a dsm....

o,ok...yea,someone told me one time that a SRT-4 had a 2nd gen eclipde engine,but o,well i dont know anything bout dodges

[santacruz77]

back to JJs faggot self. can you make a how to vid for understeer in the wet while driving a 240 please?

[thepolecat]

he drifts about as well as I drift in my Civic

[Elbow]

JJ's new movie will be out soon.

Alfundersteer: Gay As Fuck VOL.2

I cannot wait, will be SO bad ass. I hear he will even have a drift bible so we all can start taking RWD cars and go straight as our wheels are turned all the way...SO bad ass.

[coolcat]

JJ's new movie will be out soon.

Alfundersteer: Gay As Fuck VOL.2

I cannot wait, will be SO bad ass. I hear he will even have a drift bible so we all can start taking RWD cars and go straight as our wheels are turned all the way...SO bad ass.


LMFAO ALFUNDERSTEER LOLOLOLOLOL sig'd

[stillaneon]

The srt-4 has a mitsubishi motor....

Real Convo:

JJ
Donnie
Narrative Comments

JJ: shut up tubby, dont say shit to me. <------Out of nowhere


Donnie: I havent said shit to you, I say shit about you (which is true) Why dont you go and understeer your car some more or throw some more cats in the fucking dryer.



JJ: yet another white trash kid with a mopar thinking hes badass cause hes got a 240 to keep with the JDM leetness, lmfao. i swear, if i didnt know who you were, id swear you were still in high school. porky. <--- Second attack on my weight.. Apparently I am white trash even though his car apparently is sitting in the front yard on blocks because it doesnt run.



Donnie: Do you honestly think that insulting my weight hurts my feelings?? Have you not realized that you are probably the biggest joke on IA? And the neon has nothing to do with how much I enjoy Japanese cars, I have more knowledge of the 240 in my little finger than you have in your entire body. Stop trying to act cool because you have a pos sitting in your yard. Just becase you own a 240 does not mean that 240 owers accept you or that you know shit about them. and btw. you dont know shit about me



JJ: I get it dude, MOPAR. Yeah yeah, Ive heard it plenty of times already. Damn. Maybe we should go understeering together or something. Ill just push my 240 sideways. <---- Would probably look better than the drifting he does when the car runs



Donnie: Did they teach you how to spell that at SUMMIT? its funny but if you really knew that much about cars you would know that the motor in my car is DSM (Yes, it is). Dumbass.



JJ: im using MOPAR as a generic insulting statement about your dodge (But your mom drives a dodge, same car in fact, mine just looks better :tongue1: ). Its ok though, my moms PT Cruiser GT has the same set up (no its not) as you under the hood. And please tell me how to prevent a rod bearing from seizing, cause I dont know anything about cars, I dont even know what that is actually. I read it on a forum once. <--- I would almost believe that except he cant figure out how to read the forum, just how to leave is dumbass comments in them



Donnie: Well, knowing how to drive, not buying a fucked up car. but not once did I say prevent your car from being fucked up. I said stop being lazy and fix it. And I am glad that your mom has a pt cruiser. Not entirely the same setup (nice try though). Why dont you give up (PLEASE!!!!). your credibility is shot since you cant even fix your car......



JJ: Is the PT Cruiser GT have a DSM with a Mitsubishi turbo? I thought thats what SRT-4s had, besides the ultra tite Autometer gauge built in from the factory (Either way its cooler....). anyways, the KA-T is on hault for the last few months cause of me buying other things, now that I have a new 240 to scoot around on (hes so gangsta, he rides ON his 240), all my money is going to the KA-T as a project. But I dont even know if I want to keep it, it seems more trouble with the high compression than I want to deal with. I might sell KA-T setup and put it towards a SR20.

what do you think? <-- and now he tries to ask like he wants to make friends.

[ThatS13guy]

where is this vid i wana see it.

[thepolecat]

check the bottom of page one in someones sig.

[ThatS13guy]

ok cool thanks :D

[Bballjamal]

Well even though he might be what he is, I know someone that'll buy his turbo set-up :D

[Wurm]

lmao i watch the video dude it was wet and you still had problems sliding the s13 what a tard. your grandma teach you those mad tyte drift skills lirl. get outta her alf the cat eater

[auxiliary]

ok...confession--I have been pissed the entire time.

An srt-4 is not a dsm...

[HalfBaked]

SRT4s aren't DSMs...

Do you even know what a DSM is or the history behind it?

Jesus christ kids are fucking stupid these days.

[Echonova]

Jesus christ kids are fucking stupid these days.I didn't know Jesus Christ had kids.

[stillaneon]

allright well reading about DSM in Wikipedia it looks that any motor that was built by Diamond Star Motors (DSM) or the new corporation Mitsubishi Motors Manufacturing America (MMMA) falls into the DSM class, while it is not a 2GNT or Old laser, technically it is built by MMMA which classifies it as a DSM motor.

[Echonova]

allright well reading about DSM in Wikipedia it looks that any motor that was built by Diamond Star Motors (DSM) or the new corporation Mitsubishi Motors Manufacturing America (MMMA) falls into the DSM class, while it is not a 2GNT or Old laser, technically it is built by MMMA which classifies it as a DSM motor...

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol

[stillaneon]

haha

[EM1toEVO]

This site cracks me up more and more each day...

Btw Echonova, that pic is hilarious!!

[BuBBa DRiFT]

this nigga think he knows me hahahahahahahahahaha

blocks? tires.
dodge? she has a chevy, as well as a pt cruiser.
i dont want to be your friend.


i wasnt greedy enough in that video, you gotta want the drift, i just wanted to have fun. shit, the poor way 240 seatbelts hold you in your seat, taking a turn on a normal road slings you from side to side :D

[Lucky DAWG]

his friends all look queer and fat in the video

[BuBBa DRiFT]

none of those besides the skinny pale kid riding shotgun are my friends, 2 live in my neighborhood, the others, have no idea who they are. they were there when i was there and sent me the video. ive told this story a hundred times already :(

[stillaneon]

when did I say shit about wanting to be your friend??

[Humphrizzle]

both the Donnie and JJ kids are ridiculously stupid.

you know nothing about cars, you know things that you have read on the computer.

its not a DSM

that 240 is lame

Neons are NEONS!!

I think i hate donnie more than the JJ alfano or whatever.

[stillaneon]

^^GAY^^

[Lucky DAWG]

^^^ GREAT COMEBACK ^^^ ...

[coolcat]

^^^ LOLERZ!!!1! ^^^

[ShooterMcGavin]

el o el

[ShooterMcGavin]

worse "drift" video ever.....maybe if he threw a few fat bitches in the back it'd help him get the back end out easier....oh, and el oh el @ the hot escort and astrovan in attendance.

[stillaneon]

yeah, I hate myself too... really bad. And neons are neons, but there faster than your accord.:tongue1:

[Humphrizzle]

i dont have an accord, fuck stick.

[Echonova]

^^^ Werd, says so in his sig. Pays to read.

[Humphrizzle]

sold the accord like almost a year ago. bought the civic 13 days less than a year ago.

[Echonova]

Ya know... they can change your name without losing your posts or rep... you just have to ask.

[Lucky DAWG]

yeah, I hate myself too... really bad. And neons are neons, but there faster than your accord.:tongue1:

you are a moron

[ahmonrah]

gawd this thread is funny!!!

[quickdodge®]

He is pretty gay....have you seen his "drifting video"?

And what's funny abou that is that that idiot is trying to sell that car on IA. So I added a post with a link to the video asking how the car really rides and runs after he's parking lot trashed it.


Get off IA,

We've been telling him this for a long time. But unfortunately, he his stupidity falls right in that range where he hasn't done anything to get booted off. Later, QD.

[stillaneon]

^^lol^^^ how much negative rep does he have to have before he gets banned.

You know I figured (as the dumbass) that if you didnt have an accord, you would have changed your fucking name. Fuck Stick

[BTLFED]

Great thread.

I lol'ed.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

The only people that have a problem with me are big headed pricks who think insulting people on a forum gets them more respect. Half the shit said on this forum wouldnt be said in real life, faggots.

[81911SC]

Lol @ JJ's cat.

[Echonova]

Lol @ JJ's cat...

[81911SC]

I got to go dryer shopping. JJ, Can I borrow your cat? LOL @ Enchonova

[Maniaç]

if JJ Alfano wasn't cool, why would he be getting a thread made just for him?

And I agree with him on one thing though, alot of shit that's said online "wouldn't" be said face to face.

[BTLFED]

The only people that have a problem with me are big headed pricks who think insulting people on a forum gets them more respect. Half the shit said on this forum wouldnt be said in real life, faggots.

Actually, I would say it to your face. I'm not a keyboard commando. :slap:

[quickdodge®]

Actually, I would say it to your face. I'm not a keyboard commando. :slap:

I'm with him.

The same could be said about you, Alfaggo. You're only talking shit to us saying we wouldn't say shit to you because you're standing behind your Mom typing your posts. Later, QD.

[coolcat]

I LAWL AT THE SITUATION

[BuBBa DRiFT]

I beg to differ. You'd be suprised how not scared I am of a 37 year old who has California tattooed on his back.

[quickdodge®]

I beg to differ. You'd be suprised how not scared I am of a 37 year old who has California tattooed on his back.

I bet. Later, QD.

[Humphrizzle]

I PMed Julio and made a thread about it in the request forum..


http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126300

No one checked it or paid any attention to it, I guess. 15 views but no one did anything about it.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

hahah you used my flame thread as a way to get your name changed, hahahaha niceeee

[bluuuurr]

You don't work at Summit. :P I do.

[Humphrizzle]

hahah you used my flame thread as a way to get your name changed, hahahaha niceeee

So many people checking this thread and hate you, i thought it'd be the easiest way to get it done.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

You don't work at Summit. :P I do.

After my references call Amanda back and I pee in a cup Im good to go for Retail picking.

[BuBBa DRiFT]

So many people checking this thread and hate you, i thought it'd be the easiest way to get it done.

LMAO, :goodjob:

[BuBBa DRiFT]

LMAO @ THIS THREAD THE MEMORIES HAHAH

and to think

you all still hate me :(

[Wurm]

After my references call Amanda back and I pee in a cup Im good to go for Retail picking.
im gonna get you fired

[Alan®]

I cried a little inside when i saw the post about the srt-4 being a dsm.

DSM comes from the joint venture between chrysler and mitsubishi(hence Diamond(mitsubish)star(chrysler)motors)DSM's are the 1G and 2G eclipses 3000GT Dodge Avenger I think(I can't remember the name of it. The 3 cars are all basically the same. The NA motors were all built by Chrysler while the FI motors were all built mitsubishi. the reason for the partnership is because back in the 90's early new milenium and last i heard they still aren't doing very well financially. Chrysler has over a 30% stake in the company through stock.

[AnthonyF]

LMAO @ THIS THREAD THE MEMORIES HAHAH

and to think

you all still hate me :(

You changed ur name and your WERE doing good. But lately you've been a complete moron posting the dumbest sh*t everywhere and bumping this ridiculous thread.

[Sammich]

we throw cats in the dryaaaaaaaaaa for spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[AnthonyF]

^^that 2nd pic is wrong. seriously.

[BobbyFresco]

^^that 2nd pic is wrong. seriously.



But Oh so fuking funny..........:lmfao:

[Sammich]

^^that 2nd pic is wrong. seriously.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

You changed ur name and your doing good.

Really? Later, QD.

[Alan®]

You changed ur name and your doing good. But lately you've been a complete moron posting the dumbest sh*t everywhere and bumping this ridiculous thread.
sounds like some jason bourne ****

[BuBBa DRiFT]

hey, i gotta throw some spontaneity (sp?) around here, it gets boring sometimes

[AnthonyF]

Really? Later, QD.
WERE* doing good.

[quickdodge®]

WERE* doing good.

I must have missed that. Later, QD.

[AnthonyF]

I must have missed that. Later, QD.No. You read correctly. I get ahead of myself and forget to type the words I am thinking sometimes.

[quickdodge®]

No. You read correctly. I get ahead of myself and forget to type the words I am thinking sometimes.

No, lolol. I understood what you were saying. I'm saying I must have missed the part was he has ever been good at anything on here. Later, QD.

[Sammich]

lol @ jj being good killing cats and sh*t

[quickdodge®]

lol @ jj being good killing cats and drifting and meeting up to fight and intelligent forms of communication

Damn dude. Call out much? Later, QD.

[Sammich]

Damn dude. Call out much? Later, QD.

sorry...i tend to get overly excited when murder is involved..sometimes they call me snitch

[ahmonrah]

we throw cats in the dryaaaaaaaaaa for spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the second pic? lol!

but ok..who dug this old azz shyt up??