I have found the reason for fat girls.....

[quickdodge®]

"The stuff that comes out of boys every time they use you has as many calories as seven whole pints of Häagen-Dazs. That's why all the girls who do "it" always get so fat and ugly and have that ulcerated skin that screams to everyone in church, "I am an insatiable slut!"

HOLY SHIT!!! Later, QD.

[LaurenK]

Where do u come up with this stuff?...

[quickdodge®]

Heheheh. I have secret underground researchers to pull this information out of cyberspace. The more important question is: Where is my .gif? Lolol. Later, QD.

[drupason]

haha

[A1EX]

lol

[Nismo]

I wouldnt Fuck her with even with a stolen dick

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

ummm.. i dont get it

[HiPSI]

nah man... didn't you read the article that sperm is a fat coaggulant (burns fat) if swallowed? ;) still by far the best fake article i've ever read :D.

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Later, QD.

[Nismo]

50% reduction in breast cancer what!

[Julio]

now I know whats up

[Marta Mike]

OMG!!!!!! That is so not real, cant be!

[SilverStoneZ]

i think i may be sick :upchuck:

[4spauto]

WTF!!! :eek:

[Marta Mike]

i swear its not physically possible, unless he really blessed, lol

[4spauto]

hes packin a canon i tells ya :eek:

[LaurenK]

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.