AznTraitor
07-08-2005, 09:35 AM
so yesterday night, me and the girlfriend were leaving Ranger Rendevous at Ft Benning, and made our way back to my house to grab some clothes and I'd stay at her place for the night, well as we pulled out on the road leaving my neighborhood, a pair of headlights come flying up on us......right away we hear the bass bumping and I look back and what do I spy but some LED windshield squirters, so I speed up a little more to be polite, the road is 45mph, and I am now doing 55mph....but that's no good....these guys are right up on my ass....so I did a brake check and they damn near swerved off the road because they were so close, so they continued to ride my ass and I get more pissed, well finally the road turns to 2 lanes and they got next to me and rev'ed their motor and tried to haul ass off, but I guess saturns arent that fast, because they werent going anywhere in a hurry, and their shit was loud as fuck.....well it was because they had no muffler.....they maybe got a mile ahead before they hit a red light and I noticed that they painted their factory hubcaps to match the red car... and then I notice the hanging neon tube, nice. Anyways, these jokers roll their window down and start giving me the A-town sign with their fingers and then they start yelling and asking if I want some....so I rolled my window down and gave them the finger, well then all hell breaks loose and the driver jumps out of the car, so I get pissed and jump out and the whole time my gf is screaming for me to get back in the car, well this little gangsta thug who maybe weighed 100lbs starts asking if I want some and I'm about to get dealt with, so I called him a bitch and to get back in the car so his little boyfriend can finish giving him his handjob and then his boy jumps out and calls me a chink and said that he's about to send me back to china, so I told him to fuck off and get his bitch ass back in the car,
here's where it gets good....
well the skinny little fuck pulls out what appears to be a 1 inch pocket knife and says "want some" so I take a step back and his homie starts to laugh, and then I reach back behind my back and pull out my gun and asked who wants some first....well, the first guy gets all scared and drops the knife the other guy just started spitting out "cool, man, cool man" and began to apologize and say they were gonna go, but I wouldnt let them because I was pissed, anyways before I could talk any shit, the police arrive (my gf called as soon as I got out of the car apparently) and they told me to drop my weapon and step back which I did, and as soon as I did that, the two black dudes start saying I was trying to rob them and that I was trying to run them off the road.....but the police already got the story from my gf and told the two black guys to kiss the pavement......well, turns out the car was stolen, the driver didnt have a valid drivers license and they found some pot in the car....
after being lectured by the policeman about what I did and never take chances of getting out the car, he said I was lucky and to go home.
so that's my story for last night.
here's where it gets good....
well the skinny little fuck pulls out what appears to be a 1 inch pocket knife and says "want some" so I take a step back and his homie starts to laugh, and then I reach back behind my back and pull out my gun and asked who wants some first....well, the first guy gets all scared and drops the knife the other guy just started spitting out "cool, man, cool man" and began to apologize and say they were gonna go, but I wouldnt let them because I was pissed, anyways before I could talk any shit, the police arrive (my gf called as soon as I got out of the car apparently) and they told me to drop my weapon and step back which I did, and as soon as I did that, the two black dudes start saying I was trying to rob them and that I was trying to run them off the road.....but the police already got the story from my gf and told the two black guys to kiss the pavement......well, turns out the car was stolen, the driver didnt have a valid drivers license and they found some pot in the car....
after being lectured by the policeman about what I did and never take chances of getting out the car, he said I was lucky and to go home.
so that's my story for last night.