**Monday Funny**

[Nitro]

The Burglar



A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables. He picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying,
"Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he
shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he
could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for
the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed
at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just
trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the
world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The same kind of people
that would name a pit bull, Jesus."

[mocha latte cupcake]

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[quickdodge®]

The title to this thread is very misleading. Although it is Monday. Later, QD.

[Nitro]

The title to this thread is very misleading. Although it is Monday. Later, QD.



hey BITE ME!!!


























sup homie? :lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

Shit. Fixing to head on out. Later, QD.

[Driftk1d350z]

lol, i got a chuckle out of that

[Nitro]

Shit. Fixing to head on out. Later, QD.


u coming out my way this week or what?

[kennyboi]

LOL

[GangstaCoupe]

Uhh this joke is about as old as Jesus...