OMFG Girl has feet Cut off @ six Flags!!

[Sport1.3]

Edit: this thread is ****ing old stop bumping it

[81911SC]

I need pics.

[OneSlow5pt0]

u know their getting sued

[Ed]

i didnt see any pics... i saw the pics of the ride and stuff. crazy though

[Maniaç]

No one gives a fucking shit.

[HalfBaked]

Guess she has to change her height on her drivers license now...

[OneSlow5pt0]

Guess she has to change her height on her drivers license now...

lol,now she cant ride the batman

[Kelly]

Oh shew... I love six flags but stuff like this is scary as hell

[Sport1.3]

Guess she has to change her height on her drivers license now...
LoL, if you watched the video they are actually re-attaching her feet....so see'll actually be able to walk.... :crazy: ......Now that is quite a FEET...

[HalfBaked]

lol,now she cant ride the batman
I doubt she'll be able to walk it out for a while...

[OneSlow5pt0]

I doubt she'll be able to walk it out for a while...

but she can still ghost ride he whip:goodjob:

[Sport1.3]

Oh shew... I love six flags but stuff like this is scary as hell
No joke. My gf's been trying to get me to take time off to go there with her for months....now the only time you'll be catchin my ass at sixflags is if she gets preggo

[Kelly]

No joke. My gf's been trying to get me to take time off to go there with her for months....now the only time you'll be catchin my ass at sixflags is if she gets preggo

:no:

[crxsiguy]

jdm...

[EM1toEVO]

That's pretty bad, but accidents happen. It's the chance you take when you get on a ride. Or anything else for that matter. I almost fell out of the parachute ride at six flags in atl. when I was about 8 yrs old. I slid right out of the seat(back then all they had was a lap bar).

[Sport1.3]

:no:

Its really not my choice. My staircase is like 4 stairs and all i have is plastic hangers.......

[OneSlow5pt0]

Its really not my choice. My staircase is like 4 stairs and all i have is plastic hangers.......

:lmfao:


i heard a dryer works good:goodjob:

[Kelly]

That's pretty bad, but accidents happen. It's the chance you take when you get on a ride. Or anything else for that matter. I almost fell out of the parachute ride at six flags in atl. when I was about 8 yrs old. I slid right out of the seat(back then all they had was a lap bar).

:eek: Holy crap. Then what happened? Did your parents grab you or something?

[Bballjamal]

Damn my bank account would be maxed the hell out lmao! Don't let it happen at disney world got dammit! I'd start advertising for other amusement parks just to get paid more lmao!

[.:Zero:.]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"Leutenant Dan... You ain't got no legs."
and them bloody little nubs were a kickin' real fast

[Jecht]

This reminds me of a certain NOFX song. lol :lmao:

[ahmonrah]

LoL, if you watched the video they are actually re-attaching her feet....so see'll actually be able to walk.... :crazy: ......Now that is quite a FEET...

that's grand!! soon they'll be able to "check her footwork"!

that and "kickin it" wont be as limited as it is now with her peoples.

[Benefit]

i heard it happened on the ride acrophobia

[Dracc]

it was the superman.. i'd be shorter but id own that park now

[Benefit]

so they are re-attaching them?

[Psycho]

No, the police had to put her down.

[cactusEG]

http://www.wlky.com/news/13547817/detail.html

:eek: In for pics!

shit my mom was telling me about this

[cactusEG]

This reminds me of a certain NOFX song. lol :lmao:

who the fuck is NOFX:thinking:

[zakkkaliscious]

hahaha did u read the comment by the whitness?

“We seen the cable break loose soon as it got to the top on the right-hand side,” said Chris Williams, who witnessed the event.

[quickdodge®]

I doubt she'll be able to walk it out for a while...

Is it ironic that her favorite movie is Happy Feet? Later, QD.

[EM1toEVO]

:eek: Holy crap. Then what happened? Did your parents grab you or something?

My dad caught my arm, and I was just dangling under the seat. Was pretty scary. I still can't believe my dad was able to grab my arm. They lowered the ride slowly to the ground and everything was alright. Still scares the hell outta my dad when he thinks about it.

[Extrememustang]

When I was a kid at the pavillion which is at Myrtle beach, I went on a rollercoaster for the first time with my sister and the bar came up on the frist drop. I flew out but kept a hold of the bar, my sister was laughing at me but I was terrified.

[2jz240sx]

she will get millions

[Ericp]

that's why I don't trust any rides that use cables :no:

[quickdodge®]

she will get millions

Might as well. It's not like she's going to kick anyone's ass. Later, QD.

[sirkus]

Might as well. It's not like she's going to kick anyone's ass. Later, QD.
:lmfao: She's going to have a hard time getting her foot in the door anywhere else.

[OneSlow5pt0]

who the fuck is NOFX:thinking:

:slap:

[quickdodge®]

Lolol. Looks like she won't be getting off on the wrong foot with anyone anytime soon. Later, QD.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Lolol. Looks like she won't be getting off on the wrong foot with anyone anytime soon. Later, QD.

lol,guess she cant pull her foot out of her mouth

[Kyle]

:eek: Holy crap. Then what happened? Did your parents grab you or something?
No he plumitted to his death.

[quickdodge®]

Seems like she won't be "running" for office anytime. Later, QD.

[Kyle]

LMFAO. Reps to all making jokes about her feet.

[sirkus]

LMFAO. Reps to all making jokes about her feet.
Thats mean.. lol

On a positive note..
I bet her parents are going to save money on shoes.

[quickdodge®]

Ahhh, we really should stop and put ourselves in her shoes for a minute. Then maybe we'll see how it feels. Later, QD.

[Benefit]

lmao @ puns

[sirkus]

Everybody cut
Everybody cut
Everybody cut

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol

[quickdodge®]

She's gonna have to skip a couple of turns when doing the Hokey Pokey from now on. Later, QD.

[OneSlow5pt0]

i repped all the people i could,talking bout hers feet

[Ed]

at least now the parents know she wont be
http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/running_with_scissors.jpg
around the house

[OneSlow5pt0]

at least now the parents know she wont be
http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/running_with_scissors.jpg
around the house


failed:goodjob:

[Ed]

failed:goodjob:

damn... at least i tried :( lol

[HalfBaked]

damn... at least i tried :( lol
You should probably put your foot in your mouth for that mix up.

[Ed]

You should probably put your foot in your mouth for that mix up.

LOL

[ahmonrah]

that's why I don't trust any rides that use cables :no:

true that's RIGHT ERICP!! make a STAND man!! 'cause if you stand for nothing....you'll fall for anything!!!

yeah man! put you FOOT DOWN....

[quickdodge®]

Seems like ahmonrah is one step ahead of you guys. The way I see it, she can get into all the trouble she wants to seeing as how she won't be going to any boot camps anytime soon. Later, QD.

[Ed]

lol qd is on a roll

[quickdodge®]

lol qd is on a roll

Maybe she can get some practice from me, then. Since she won't be walking, she can just roll everywhere. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

yeah, but watch out though..'cause after she's put together, she'll once again have a LEG UP on the competition......

[quickdodge®]

Yeah, but will she be able to step up to the plate when that competition comes around? Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

You guys ever seen that TV Xmas special, "Santa Claus is Coming to town?"

http://specialsantaletters.com/movies/Santa-Claus-is-Coming-to-Town.jpg

Old man winter in there sang a song called, Put one foot in front of the oth......welll. I guess she can't sing along anymore. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

you can see from the looks on the witnesses faces, they were really STUMPED by the whole incident.

lawyers are gonna be kicking their door down to represent her, AT HER LOWEST HOUR....

[ahmonrah]

You guys ever seen that TV Xmas special, "Santa Claus is Coming to town?"

http://specialsantaletters.com/movies/Santa-Claus-is-Coming-to-Town.jpg

Old man winter in there sang a song called, Put one foot in front of the oth......welll. I guess she can't sing along anymore. Later, QD.

:lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

lawyers are gonna be kicking their door down to represent her, AT HER LOWEST HOUR....

That would be mean of the lawyers to rub the fact that she lost her footing in her face. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

It was reported that last night her parents finally breathed a sigh of relief of a year's long battle with a certain habit of hers. They will never have to tell her to keep her feet off the coffee table anymore. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

i heard her grandpa cut himself SHORT, when trying to give her some words of encouragement.

he was quoted as saying:
"well, babygirl...i'll tell you what my pa told me, 'when the world gets you down...you've got to pick yourself up by your bootstra....' aww fudge!"
he reportedly fell to his knees and sobbed uncontrollably.

[quickdodge®]

I bet they regret backing out of the experimental project of crossing her with a centipede. Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

*sidebar*
you know DR. SEUSS is making another book?
it's reported after his demise, publishers took a darker approach to his works.

they decided to redo the CAT IN THE HAT.

in july they are releasing "THE CAT IN THE MAYTAG"

[ahmonrah]

I bet they regret backing out of the experimental project of crossing her with a centipede. Later, QD.
oh hell yeah! but they hate it even more that they also walked away from the GEKKO experiments too.

if they werent so damn cheap getting her some payless FUZZY BOOTS last winter and instead infused her genes with lizard, this summer she could've simply grown her legs back in 2 weeks!

[ahmonrah]

i'm sure her scientist father is just KICKING himself.....

[quickdodge®]

Thirteen year old girl. Roller coaster rider. Missing body parts. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology. We have the capability to replace two feet. This girl will be that one. She'll be able to run faster.

Later, QD.

[HalfBaked]

I saw her earlier today, she is really cute, I was trying to flirt with her by playing footsie but alas no dice.

[ahmonrah]

The girl plans to sue, but a lawyer said she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

[HalfBaked]

She needs to stand up for herself and put a foot down and stop these jokes you guys keep making!

[JDMmuscle]

hahahaha you guys are fucking horrible, but yet i can stop laughing hahhaa

[ahmonrah]

She needs to stand up for herself and put a foot down and stop these jokes you guys keep making!and if we dont...what she gonna do? STUMP a mudhole in us and march it DRY? I THINK NOT! well...unless she teams up with JJALFANO AND HIS MOMS, ...then i'll prolly be shaking in my boots....

i can see it now......JJ AND HIS MOMS EACH GRAB THE GIRLS ARM, TOSSING HER IN THE AIR SO SHE CAN DELIVER SOME FLYING KNEE KICKS.....

[ahmonrah]

NUBS OF FURY starring BRIDGET KNEE

[azianhustla]

sounds like some final destination shit. haha

[quickdodge®]

The scene: Mama's Country Showcase

A crowd of people gather in the middle of the dance floor and they are all doing the same dance when out from the back of the room, a voice can be heard:

"I can't do the 2 step anymore!"

Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Also sucks to know that she just bought her copy of Dance, Dance USA. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

+1 To QD. Wow.

[quickdodge®]

+1 To QD. Wow.

Thanks, but it's what I do. It's just something to pass the time and help me keep my "feet" on the ground. Later, QD.

[81911SC]

Lirl

[Thundercat]

dang i'm sure that must of sucked

[quickdodge®]

So I guess in the war with man against machine,:

Machine - 2
Man - 0

You could say that the roller coaster has defeeted the girl in this round. Later, QD.

[Evil Goat]

that aint shit....

http://www.defenestrationmag.net/visuals/legless.jpg

[Leadfoot_mf]

she wont be beating feet to the lawyers anytime soon.

[ahmonrah]

in another scene: panama city beach

A crowd of people gather after hearing a horrified voice screaming:

"OMG!! OMG! SOMEBODY HELP, PLEASE, THIS GIRLS BEEN BITTEN BY A SHARK AND SHE'S UNCONSCIOUS!!!!"

followed immediately by:

~SLAP!!~
"BITCH, i'm just getting a suntan, ever been to six flags kentucky?"

[00CelicaGT]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
"Leutenant Dan... You ain't got no legs."
and them bloody little nubs were a kickin' real fast

LIRL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[quickdodge®]

Looks like her future husband will be the only one putting his foot down in their marriage. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Come to think of it, I'm going to see if I can urge her to enter the NYC marathon. I'll enter because now I'll have someone in there that I could beat. Hail, I'll have a 2 foot head start. Later, QD.

[VooDooXII]

Oh man...OD and ahmonrah...you guy's are WRECKING!

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Leadfoot_mf]

damn she is a catch bitch wont be spending all her mans money on shoes.

[quickdodge®]

The directors from the movie Saw just called. They are wanting another person in the opening scene of the remake of the movie. Later, QD.

[johnnyd]

I don't think theyll get sued, I think theyll just hand over millions upon millions of dollars >.<

Really and truley though, I think Six Flags will investigate her for fraud, something must be afoot.

[quickdodge®]

Not funny. At all. Later, QD.

[Glides]

"“Every park, one in a million maybe something happens,” park visitor Kenneth Lay said. “But I have no fear.”"

Says the guy that ripped off Enron. :D

[ahmonrah]

gawd this was funnay!!! figured i'd bring this old azz thread back into the light!!!!
me and qd were killin this thread!

[typerek]

i guess she wont be getting anymore high scores on DDR

[quickdodge®]

I hear that she just gave up religion because she cried so hard after reading "Footprints in the Sand." She knows hers will never be beside His. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

If anyone wants to get married but are afraid of the woman backing out because of cold feet..................

Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

She evidently proved the old adage that "my feet are killing me" is just rumor and not fact. Later, QD.

[Leadfoot_mf]

i heard she was dressing as a pirate for halloween.

[quickdodge®]

I figure when she passes on, they'll only be able to bury her 4 feet under? Later, QD.

[Glides]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v170/Sixgunsports/Woodcock.jpg

[VooDooXII]

I figure when she passes on, they'll only be able to bury her 4 feet under? Later, QD.

No...I'd say 8, because she needs the extra 2 feet.

[Sport1.3]

WTF DINOSAUR THREAD

[quickdodge®]

WTF DINOSAUR THREAD

Too bad we won't find any fossilized feet impressions of this girl. Later, QD.

[VooDooXII]

WTF DINOSAUR THREAD

Ahmonrah gave justification for the resurection of this.

[Greddypacked]

prayers to her and her family that's crazy. Yes and they will be able to sue for around a million or more for several reasons. Hospital bills, future money she could have earned before the tragedy, etc... That sucks, that's part of the reason i dont like those crazy rides, crazy sh!t happens.

[coolcat]

That's pretty messed up making fun of a girl whos life has pretty much been ruined by a freak accident... Just my opinion..

[quickdodge®]

That's pretty messed up making fun of a girl whos life has pretty much been ruined by a freak accident... Just my opinion..

I agree. We all need to man up and become generals in this war against people's misfortunes. Cause all I see right now is that we are a bunch of ****ing foot soldiers. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Good thing this place sells more than just what it implies. Later, QD.

http://www.actionelectrichawaii.com/images/foot_locker.jpg

[quickdodge®]

I'm going to really **** her up and not only ask her to a dance, but tell her I can't dance too well because I have two left feet. Later, QD.

[RedGTS]

look at the bright side, at least she can save 50% on her sock purchases from now on

[quickdodge®]

She had to give up lucrative career at Waffle House as a server. Seems she couldn't continue to wait on people hand and foot. Later, QD.

[RedGTS]

her future husband wont have to wait as long to use the toe nail clippers

[coolcat]

Damn, you guys are jerks.

[VooDooXII]

Damn, you guys are jerks.

Laugh with us.

[Wurm]

Guess she has to change her height on her drivers license now...
she cant ride rollercoasters either

[quickdodge®]

Damn, you guys are jerks.

You must be her boyfriend. Sheet, if I were you, I'd be mad as hail if she started making me foot the bill when we go out. Later, QD.

[VooDooXII]

You must be her boyfriend. Sheet, if I were you, I'd be mad as hail if she started making me foot the bill when we go out. Later, QD.

Oh c'mon, it's not like she could... :rolleyes:

[quickdodge®]

I bet she's a bore at the beach now. I always like running barefoot down the beach in the water. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

I'm sorry for the jokes at her expense. I'm sure if I took the time to get to know her, I'd fall head over heels in love with her. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Her personal: I like hiking through the woods, taking long rolls down the beach, and jumping in the water feet firs........ooops. Later, QD.

[Benefit]

lmfao @ qd

[quickdodge®]

Halloween is around the corner. I can see it now:

Trick or treat, smell my f....

Later, QD.

[coolcat]

You must be her boyfriend. Sheet, if I were you, I'd be mad as hail if she started making me foot the bill when we go out. Later, QD.

Goddamn, you are terrible lolol.

[RedGTS]

she might as well throw away the tough acting tanactin

[RedGTS]

she could get a job at I HOP

[DrivenMind]

Guess she has to change her height on her drivers license now...

excuse me while I piss myself.

[ShooterMcGavin]

resurrecting old ass threads ftl...

[quickdodge®]

I don't know why you're mad. You're no longer the shortest person in the US. You're now 2 feet taller than this girl. Later, QD.

[Sport1.3]

resurrecting old ass threads ftl...

eye noe rite

[ShooterMcGavin]

I don't know why you're mad. You're no longer the shortest person in the US. You're now 2 feet taller than this girl. Later, QD.
who said i was mad? :dunno:

[ahmonrah]

she could get a job at I HOPfrom last i heard, she used the settlement money to buy a chain of FOOTLOCKER stores, for what? dont know, has me stumped....

[Tracy]

bump

[RedGTS]

I heard her favorite new sport is kickball

[RedGTS]

She has a new boyfriend, she fell head over _____ wait no she didnt

[VooDooXII]

She has a new boyfriend, she fell head over _____ wait no she didnt

She fell... :dunno:

[LQQKITZME]

wow this post is still going on

[ubers2k]

at 3 am, this is the only thing I'm staying awake for... ****'s funny.

[quickdodge®]

who said i was mad? :dunno:
It was joke. Sorry, but I won't touch that joke again with a 10 foot pole. Ole girl said she wouldn't touch it with one either. She has an eight foot one, though. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

I wonder how lucky a rabbit's foot would be to her right now. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

If anyone wants to get married but are afraid of the woman backing out because of cold feet..................

Later, QD.

On second thought, it may be hard for you to get to the point of marriage. It's going to be kind of difficult to sweep her off her feet. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

I can imagine the restraining order we can put on her now.:

"Ma'am, you are not to get with 2 feet of the defendant. Do you understand that?"

Later, QD.

[ahmonrah]

i guess now she get's a parking pass in "toe away" zones.....