HalfBaked's Yo Momma Video

[Kyle]

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1562997&vid=158032

[Nitro]

lol my boi froze up!!!

[HalfBaked]

lol my boi froze up!!!
LOL I didn't freeze. Look at where I'm "frozen". I'm telling a joke but you just can't hear it.

[Kyle]

How was the rest of the episode. You had some nice jokes there in the end regardless. That sorority one made no sense to me though.

[HalfBaked]

Yea, that was probably my worst joke overall, so of course they showed it. They were telling me I needed more jokes about the sorority so I just thought of that one like 5 minutes before the show. The rest of the episode I think is a lot better, especially my 1st battles.

[The Yousef]

damn...matt's my boy....but he got served.... :lmfao:

[The Yousef]

wait...

where do you find the 1st battles?

[HalfBaked]

My friend who was there sent me a text yesterday saying "That is probably the worst depiction of what happened there ever..."

[BiH1320]

Lmfao Matt got OWnEd!

[The Yousef]

Lmfao Matt got OWnEd!

he actually didn't do that bad....some of his jokes were hilarioius....and you are on national TV so that doesn't help your stress level.... :lmao:

[Kyle]

wait...

where do you find the 1st battles?
They aren't on MTV overdrive yet. I will update this thread if I see them.

[OneSlow5pt0]

yea,i thought he was funny....is the real world gonna call u,lol

[BiH1320]

he actually didn't do that bad....some of his jokes were hilarioius....and you are on national TV so that doesn't help your stress level.... :lmao:


yeah he was pretty funny. but the gay part was how he lost to a chick.
i'd tbag that bitch after the show and take that $1.000

[PhAtBoYMr2]

hahahha that shit was funny, matt you shouldve got your revenge and put your cock in that girls ass

[KevinT707]

.. White girl had some good jokes, I'd like to hear the jokes that they edited from Matt!


hahahha that shit was funny, matt you shouldve got your revenge and put your cock in that girls ass
LOL ..

[SpeedMonkey]

Matt you're stupid.. when you opened that thing... on the left side it looks like it said "I <3 EAT"... you should ahve asked her

"DOES THIS SAY "I LOVE TO EAT?" .. CAUSE ITS OBVIOUS GIRL. GONE WITCHA BIG ASS!.. fat bitches need love too!"

[HalfBaked]

Matt you're stupid.. when you opened that thing... on the left side it looks like it said "I <3 EAT"... you should ahve asked her

"DOES THIS SAY "I LOVE TO EAT?" .. CAUSE ITS OBVIOUS GIRL. GONE WITCHA BIG ASS!.. fat bitches need love too!"
Yea, they didn't show the jokes I made about that. Believe me, I made that joke lol.

[AnthonyF]

halfbaked-that is awesome man! congrats on making up there!! wish i saw the show when it air'd

[AnthonyF]

+1 on not swearing like her (from what they showed). takes more talent ur way

[HalfBaked]

+1 on not swearing like her (from what they showed). takes more talent ur way
Exactly, my jokes were cleaner, and way smarter. Like her jokes didn't take any real thought behind them, mine were atleast really clever.

Thanks!

[BiH1320]

Loll, ur mom was right there and she was dissin on ur mom!
I would of taken that fukin pole and beat her to death with it.

[Sport1.3]

So basically they edited it to make it look like you lost? I've seen many a post you've made funnier then any of that crap you said.

[HalfBaked]

So basically they edited it to make it look like you lost? I've seen many a post you've made funnier then any of that crap you said.
Yea, it was editted hardcore. Some of my best jokes weren't showed, especially ones where I bagged on Robyn.

Jokes like on hygiene "Robyn, you look so nasty it looks like the only showers you take are Golden ones..."

"Yo momma is just like an oven Robyn, when she is hot and open I go ahread and throw my meat on in...also if I leave it in there too long I get burnt!"

"Robyn in this picture you are dressed as Waldo...why? Look at yourself ain't no one trying to find your ass..."

[Sport1.3]

Yea, it was editted hardcore. Some of my best jokes weren't showed, especially ones where I bagged on Robyn.

Jokes like on hygiene "Robyn, you look so nasty it looks like the only showers you take are Golden ones..."

"Yo momma is just like an oven Robyn, when she is hot and open I go ahread and throw my meat on in...also if I leave it in there too long I get burnt!"

"Robyn in this picture you are dressed as Waldo...why? Look at yourself ain't no one trying to find your ass..."

lol those would have def helped

[HalfBaked]

lol those would have def helped
But of course they don't get aired.

Neither does my knockout joke...They put a different joke there instead.

My knockout joke was

I had a street sign that says "Swallow drive"

and my joke was

"Here in atlanta there are bunches of streets named for famous people and things they've done, there is MLK blvd, Turner Field, Hank Aaron drive, and finally your mom had a street named for something she is famous for!" And then I held up the "Swallow Drive" sign.

[Kyle]

Yea, it was editted hardcore. Some of my best jokes weren't showed, especially ones where I bagged on Robyn.

Jokes like on hygiene "Robyn, you look so nasty it looks like the only showers you take are Golden ones..."

"Yo momma is just like an oven Robyn, when she is hot and open I go ahread and throw my meat on in...also if I leave it in there too long I get burnt!"

"Robyn in this picture you are dressed as Waldo...why? Look at yourself ain't no one trying to find your ass..."
Weaksauce. They should've aired them all. It doesnt matter to me if it looks like someone clearly won(which is what MTV tried to do), I just want to hear the best jokes.

[stillaneon]

that was fucking hilarious. How long do you guys go at it compared to how much is edited??

[HalfBaked]

that was fucking hilarious. How long do you guys go at it compared to how much is edited??
We each had about 10 jokes or so for each type of category. I probably told about 40 jokes or so.

[stillaneon]

wow, I had a good idea that it was edited but not that heavily, and you can definitely tell you were trying to say something or had said something when you "froze up" Like they threw a clip of you being silent in there.

[HalfBaked]

Yea, the part of me freezing is from where after I had told a good joke and my crowd was cheering my name, then she started getting her crowd cheering her name so I just sat there while she did waiting for them to be quite so I can say my joke.

[Kevykev]

props for doing the show man!

[Andyturbo13]

+1. to bad the edited it like that.

[ep9716]

Reps For Being On MTV!!! NICE Shit...

[_Christian_]

thats pretty weak how the edited it. props for being on the show, you seem like a funny guy.

[5spdfrk]

Good jorb, mang! Funny stuff.

[Lizbiz101]

"Robyn in this picture you are dressed as Waldo...why? Look at yourself ain't no one trying to find your ass..." :lmfao::lmfao:LIRL!!!! Dang they should have played that one. That was damn funny.

[MR. 200SX]

Good job Matt. Congrats even though you lost it takes courage to put your face on a TV show like that.

[Danny]

ha that was awesome. that girl putting the owning down. you had a couple ones that made me laugh though. thumbs up to both of ya