Seksicarlovinchick

["B"]

I call bullshit on your sig.

I pick the drink and we go until one of us either:

A. Can't stand up.

or

B. Falls down.

[Ed]

what a waste of good useful intraweb space...

["B"]

what a waste of good useful intraweb space...

Silence lightweight.

[Ed]

you've never seen me drink.

["B"]

You drank a beer last night, DUH.

[Ed]

You drank a beer last night, DUH.

yeah i didnt wanna get shitfaced... i was driving if your drunk ass didnt notice.

["B"]

Jennnzee, I see you lurkin. You want a piece of this drinking action?

["B"]

yeah i didnt wanna get shitfaced... i was driving if your drunk ass didnt notice.

Need a ride to Kevin's still?

[ShooterMcGavin]

wek sos

["B"]

You are asian, can you handle the Soju?

[ShooterMcGavin]

dunno, never had it.

["B"]

What nationality are you from?

[Ed]

asian lol

[ShooterMcGavin]

^^^hope u like slashed tires :goodjob:

["B"]

No, seriously?

[Clegger]

soju is korean and its DAMN GOOD

[Ed]

^^^hope u like slashed tires :goodjob:

hope you like your life... :)

["B"]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SOJU!!!


Ever have a Soju bowl?

[Ed]

ive had sake... and sapporo beer...

[Clegger]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SOJU!!!


Ever have a Soju bowl?

no whats dat?

oh and I can handle it! Im Irish :goodjob: plus Soju is only 20%

[2.0civic]

isnt there lemon soju?

["B"]

no whats dat?

oh and I can handle it! Im Irish :goodjob: plus Soju is only 20%
You never had REAL Soju then.

I promise you, one Soju bowl and you are DONE.

Me, it takes a few.

I am Soju immune.

["B"]

isnt there lemon soju?

Soju comes in one flavor- formaldehyde

[Clegger]

if your talking about this soju

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a2/Soju_jinro_gfdl.jpg

and heres the wiki link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju

Soju is clear in color and typically varies in alcohol content from about 20% to about 45% alcohol by volume (ABV), with 20% ABV being most common. Its taste is comparable to vodka, though it is often slightly sweeter due to the addition of sugar in the manufacturing process.

then yes I have had lots of soju.... and your a lightwieght if this shit f's you up ROFLCOPTER

["B"]

Jinro is weak.

It is a watered down version of the Korean liquor. If you haven't been to Korea, you haven't had REAL soju.

Any Korean National would laugh at you for trying to serve them Jinro, although they would appresiate the gesture.

BTW- wikipedia is not a good place for information. Chekc your link again, it says 80% to 95% now. This is why wikipedia is not a good site, you can modify any page in their library.

[Extrememustang]

She is a big ol girl so Im sure she can handle alot to drink

[Clegger]

ah I cee... well still Im not going to Korea anytime soon but ill def try REAL SOJU when im there and get FADED and be like... damn B was RIGHT!

[Killer]

Soju comes in one flavor- formaldehyde

WHAT!? :eek: lol

[B18c-rex]

Go big girl what you gone do .... :lmfao: . Seriously i thought sake was the best asian liquor .. ?

["B"]

ah I cee... well still Im not going to Korea anytime soon but ill def try REAL SOJU when im there and get FADED and be like... damn B was RIGHT!

STORY TIME KIDS!!!


In April of 1999, I was assigned to the 3rd MI Battalion at Camp Humphrey, South Korea. At the time, the Battalion had a policy in which new soldiers to the unit could not go off post for a week. this was to get them "acclimated" to the Korean weather or some bullshit. They really just didn't want the noobs to go out and get shit faced the first day there.

Anyways, after my week is up I get taken out by a group of people that would soon become my closest friends that year. So we go out to a local club the "Enterprise Hotel" and the club is in the basement (we ran that btich for a whole year). they sit me in the back middle of this big ass round table. The wall is behind me so I couldn't get out. They sat two hot ass chicks next to me (one I would go on to marry). Then they ordered three soju bowls (the size of punch bowls at normal parties) because we had like 20 people. The rules were simple and I still ive by them every time I make a Soju bowl for a party:

1. You can not drink alone unless everyone else bows out of the bowl and then you can only drink an additional 5 seconds.

2. Two straw minimum.

3. If caught drinking alone, you have to drink the entire bowl alone (this is not something you want to do) and pay for the bowl yourself ($20).

4. First time Soju bowl drinkers must be seated at all times.

So they sit me down between these two chicks and the only time I am allowed up is to be able to reach one of the bowls. Well, anyone who has ever drank Soju knows that it really doesn't have a taste, no mater how strong you make the bowl.

So there I was, trying to be a bad ass to impress these two chicks. I was the last one to brain freeze almost every we started to drink. So 2 hours go by and one of the girls asks me to get up and dance "the electric slide" (no bullshitting, they played Vanilla Ice throughout the year as well 1999 PEOPLE). Now I am not a dancer, but I was like, "fuck it" since I was new and all. Well The girl is to the outside of me and I slide out of the booth. I stand up and feel fine, then she lets go of my hand and start to shake her ass at me while she walks away. I'm like FUCK YEAH and go to follow her.

Took one step and fell flat on my fucking face. The next thing I remember it's Monday morning (this was a Friday night) and my room mate wakes me up for formation in the morning. I am still alittle woozy (read: drunk) as I walk to formation. We had to run 5 miles that morning.

As we ran (to sweat off the alcohol, our 1sg use to say) you could smell eachtype of alcohol the guys and gals next to you had drank that weekend.

Long story short, I got my ass initiated (sp) just like everyone else at my unit. I do the same thing to friends at parties still to this day when I can get ahold of some Soju.

["B"]

Seriously i thought sake was the best asian liquor .. ?
Sake is the most widely known asian liquor. I prefer Soju because it has little to no taste.

[Clegger]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUMMMMMMMMMM

[ShooterMcGavin]

Jinro is weak.

It is a watered down version of the Korean liquor. If you haven't been to Korea, you haven't had REAL soju.

Any Korean National would laugh at you for trying to serve them Jinro, although they would appresiate the gesture.

BTW- wikipedia is not a good place for information. Chekc your link again, it says 80% to 95% now. This is why wikipedia is not a good site, you can modify any page in their library.

u sure ur not talkin about 80 or 90 proof, not %?

[ShooterMcGavin]

hope you like your life... :)
oh i do, but u won't like ur tires u keep that shit up :fire:

[Tracy]

soju is korean and its DAMN GOOD


I love soju and Korean BBQ FTW!

[§treet_§peed]

i only had Soju knock off weak suace shit.. never had the real deal.. although i would love to try some one day..

[nextelbuddy]

wonder why she hasnt responded in here, shes posting and reading other places on here :???:

[seksicarlovinchick]

I'm Irish (whiskey), German (beer), Italian (wine...and garlic)...LOL...It's not bullshit. Tequila...and as long as I have someone there to drive me home...and monitor my behavior...My bf...you're on.

[seksicarlovinchick]

I hadn't posted because I hadn't seen it. I am not superwoman.

[seksicarlovinchick]

She is a big ol girl so Im sure she can handle alot to drink
Did you really just call me a big ol girl...? While I don't deny such things...I don't really think it is your place to say. I feel the need to clarify that i am not one of those flubby bitches who is a couch queen...I'm 5'11" and I work hard...I'm a farm girl from Indiana...not a fat ass. Just felt the need to make that clear. Granted, i would not mind losing a few pounds, but I go to the gym on a regular and that spare tire isn't going anywhere...maybe if I stopped drinking... :thinking:

[Jerra]

Slight change in name, but I stand by all i said.

[KPowerEP3]

5'11" holy shit. please never stand near me, I'm on 6' and i dont wanna feel like Casey walkin around where most girls are eye level.

[Jerra]

LOL...I'll pretend that was a complement...and yeah...I am in fact that tall.

[GSRteg®]

lol


Silence lightweight.

["B"]

u sure ur not talkin about 80 or 90 proof, not %?


Soju isn't either of those, I was just pointing out the fact that wikipedia is a bullshit site to get info from.

["B"]

I'm Irish (whiskey), German (beer), Italian (wine...and garlic)...LOL...It's not bullshit. Tequila...and as long as I have someone there to drive me home...and monitor my behavior...My bf...you're on.

I don't care who is there. Behavior isn't the issue, your old sig stating that you would out drink me is. I am just trying to see who falls first.:lmfao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

Soju isn't either of those, I was just pointing out the fact that wikipedia is a bullshit site to get info from.
i wouldn't write a thesis paper using wiki but it's far from being all bullshit...

["B"]

It is just unreliable.

[Tasuki_Civic]

Did you really just call me a big ol girl...? While I don't deny such things...I don't really think it is your place to say. I feel the need to clarify that i am not one of those flubby bitches who is a couch queen...I'm 5'11" and I work hard...I'm a farm girl from Indiana...not a fat ass. Just felt the need to make that clear. Granted, i would not mind losing a few pounds, but I go to the gym on a regular and that spare tire isn't going anywhere...maybe if I stopped drinking... :thinking:


dayum girl!!! wtf your 19 how tall are your parents.....i want some tall kids.

[Echonova]

dayum girl!!! wtf your 19 how tall are your parents.....i want some tall kids. I will PM you my number.

[OneSlow5pt0]

I will PM you my number.

lol

[Tasuki_Civic]

^hahaha how tall are you ...i only like guys 6'4 and above

[Echonova]

Doesn't matter, I'm fixed anyway...... I was gonna tell you later..lol

[OneSlow5pt0]

^hahaha how tall are you ...i only like guys 6'4 and above

:(

[Tasuki_Civic]

Doesn't matter, I'm fixed anyway...... I was gonna tell you later..lol


lol
dats



:(


aaw im sorry. im 5'3 so i cant fuk wit a guy thats 5'5 thats like umpah loompahs dating. plus its an automatic that a guy has a nice package at those heights.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol
dats





aaw im sorry. im 5'3 so i cant fuk wit a guy thats 5'5 thats like umpah loompahs dating. plus its an automatic that a guy has a nice package at those heights.

lol,nah im bout bout 6'0.

[BluesClues]

I see homegirl Jerra hasn't shown up today

[Echonova]

lol
dats





aaw im sorry. im 5'3 so i cant fuk wit a guy thats 5'5 thats like umpah loompahs dating. plus its an automatic that a guy has a nice package at those heights.Size 14 double wide FTMFW!!!! ask BlackSiChick...... she knows. Think about it.

[Echonova]

BTW.... my wife will vouch for the size.... I'll PM you her number. Play your cards right and maybe we could do a little mix-n-match.

["B"]

OMFG


Kevin, you are out of control.

[Kelly]

Is it really that uncommon for a girl to be tall? I'm 5'10 :dunno:

[Jerra]

I don't care who is there. Behavior isn't the issue, your old sig stating that you would out drink me is. I am just trying to see who falls first.:lmfao:

LOL...K...we'll find out I guess.

["B"]

Find out what?

[Jerra]

I see homegirl Jerra hasn't shown up today

I do have a life outside of IA you know. I am in Indiana vistiting my Grandpa who is sick for Father's day. I'm still here.

["B"]

That is a nice thing to do. Unforunately, I have to fly to Texas for my first Father's Day since my daughter was born.

["B"]

We need to set a date for this drinking contest. I plan on making you pass out and having your b/f carry you out to the car. It is the only way I will feel victorious.

[OneSlow5pt0]

what is all this?

[OneSlow5pt0]

IP ban?

["B"]

What are you talking about an IP ban for?

[Echonova]

We need to set a date for this drinking contest. I plan on making you pass out and having your b/f carry you out to the car. It is the only way I will feel victorious.Saturday, my house FTMFW.. if you show that is.........Hmmmm

["B"]

Saturday, my house FTMFW.. if you show that is.........Hmmmm



I couldn't show last night, we had a family dinner for father's day and I was still packing for the trip.

[Jerra]

Hmm...we should set a date...a Friday night perhaps...we'll do it at some point.

[Echonova]

Date? I haven't been on one of those since I got married.... What should I wear??

["B"]

Not you chump.

[Jerra]

LOL

["B"]

Get prepared Jerra, I have been practicing.
lmfao


I am sooo drunk right now.

[§treet_§peed]

hmmmmm

["B"]

hmmmmm


Speak you mind.

[§treet_§peed]

YOU SIR ARE...






















GOING TO NEED TO GET ME DRUNK OFF OF SOME OF THIS GOOD JAP LIQOUR WITH ALOT OF FINE ASS ASIAN WOMEN!

["B"]

Jap liquor?

I am talking Soju, not Sake.

[Jerra]

Practicing huh? No fair if you do or have gone to AA meetings...

["B"]

Fuck that shit. I don't admit my problem. I couldn't drive a D.O.T. truck if I did. I am practicing again tonight though. I am pretty fucked up.

When is this shit going down? I am ready to spank that ass (no pun intended).

[Jerra]

I'm not sure...eventually I guess...we'll see.

[§treet_§peed]

i'm talking SoJu and hot asian girls lol

["B"]

I can do that. Eventually I am going to throw a IA BBQ or something at my house. There will be plenty of Soju there.